Chapter 35
Chapter 35
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 35
Chapter Title: Why Touch the Crazy Bitch?
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Trolling isn't as big a deal as you might think.
Trolling is chaos, and the disorder that chaos breeds in its wake.
And it's also the term for the person who creates that chaos.
"One loach muddies the whole stream"—that's probably the most concise and clear line defining trolling.
Even so, actually pulling off a troll in real society is harder than you'd imagine.
In a world where everyone wears a mask, boldly saying, "That doesn't seem right," means willingly enduring the social scorn that comes with it.
But what about online, where anonymity is guaranteed and you don't have to face social scrutiny?
"Still, isn't this a pretty successful live stream in its own way?"
Trolling becomes completely risk-free.
[Anonymous donated 1,000 won!] [Fuck, the troll was here lol] -Crazy bitch... crazy bitch...
-This bitch is doing it on purpose lol
-Weren't you just shitting on the live stream too lololol
"No, everyone, think about it. I admit they spent the whole summer break on the new user growth support event... screwing over the existing users."
-Her true feelings are slipping out??
-Is she shielding or shield-breaking? Wtf is this
-What? Friend or foe?
"But doesn't that make you excited for what kind of miracle they'll pull in this winter break?"
Honestly, even I wasn't holding out much hope saying this.
Trainer Sensei's famous words rang in my head: "Listen up, you only get betrayed because you expect something in the first place."
And Ias had stabbed us in the back so many times already that it was hard to build up expectations.
Ha... really,
[Saintess Nice, make sure to mediate properly without letting opinions swing too far one way or the other!]
Suha Yam told me to stay neutral, so I had no choice but to do this.
God, if it weren't for that, I wouldn't be in this mess!
"It's obvious a new golden age for Ias will dawn this winter break. Everyone, enjoy the winter break showcase."
...This is all Suha Yam's fault.
-Crazy bitch lolololol
-Is she building up to beg for 5,000 won?
-Saintess Nice is living up to her name fr
[Anonymous donated 1,000 won!] [So what's next?] "Looks like there's still some unenlightened souls who haven't grasped Ias's grand vision, so let me explain..."
[Anonymous donated 5,000 won!] [Fuck, just tell us what you're doing on stream now, bitch] "Ah."
-Lolololololololol
-Look at her nail the donation amount even in that moment
-I got baited too lol
"W... well, if there's nothing else, I'll just grind some PVP ranks. Gotta practice even if the tournament notice hasn't dropped yet."
No matter how much I ragged on Ias, my love for this game overflowed enough to pour tens of millions of won into it.
Even after that money vanished like a mirage, I kept coming back because I loved Ias that much.
In that sense, the custom PC tailored to Ias characters and world lore was an irresistible "reward."
It wasn't like I was drooling over a rig worth a few million with an RTX 5070Ti, Ryzen 7800x3d, ATX 3.1, and 1TB SSD or anything.
For real.
-? Notice dropped
-Room leader, notice is up
-PVP notice!!
"Huh?"
A notice dropped?
[Anonymous donated 1,000 won!] [Check the official site now, PVP tourney notice is up] "For real?!"
Ias... you guys actually get shit done sometimes.
This winter break might actually be worth looking forward to.
Following the viewers' lead, I checked the Ias official homepage, and what I saw was—
"...Nothing's there?"
A few days ago, there was just that one notice about doing a live stream. That was it.
In other words, nothing had changed.
[Anonymous donated 5,000 won!] [Lmao she fell for it] -Lololololololololololol
-This is so fucking satisfying
-You got played, Saintess Nice
Oh...
I honestly didn't see this plot twist coming.
They say even a dog from the schoolyard recites poetry after three years, and sure enough, my regular viewers were starting to develop a warrior's spirit from watching my stream.
It was near-perfect aggro. They maliciously exploited my desperate hope perfectly.
If I were scoring it, it'd be an 8 out of 10.
-Room leader looks pissed lololol
-Why's she gone quiet
-This is real lololol
The chat was celebrating landing a hit on me like they were throwing a party.
Did they hate me that much?
I thought letting them vent their pent-up rage during recent advice streams had helped, but apparently not enough.
Might need to schedule Advice Corner Season 2 a bit earlier.
Still, seeing them so hyped was kinda cute.
"Everyone—"
But... but still.
"You shouldn't tell lies."
-???
-You saying that is the problem ffs lolol
-Considering teacher's usual behavior...
-This feels ominous
-???
A lie is an act of concealing the truth and deceiving others maliciously.
And in Christianity, lying is one of the great sins.
"God doesn't just dislike lies—He hates them. That's how grave a sin lying is."
-We're fucked
-Who even pulled the aggro
-Advice Corner S2 lololololol
-Saintess Mode ON
-Wait hold up
[Anonymous donated 1,000 won!] [The one who started the aggro, step forward and confess] Did they finally regret their sin?
For the first time, the chat was bloodthirsty to hunt down the viewer who lied to me.
"It doesn't matter who started it. What matters is whether you spoke a falsehood or not."
[Anonymous donated 1,000 won!] [We're sorry so please don't do Advice Corner 2] -Yeah why'd you even mess with this bitch
-She's lost it
-Lost it? ㅗㅜㅑ
Those who sin will face great punishment in the afterlife unless they repent.
And in a place with so many people gathered, it's rare for someone to admit their own wrongdoing.
I had no intention of just watching my precious viewers fall into hell.
"I don't want to turn you all into liars."
The point was simple.
Just make it not a lie.
"So, we—"
-?
-Huh?
"—keep hitting refresh until the notice goes up?"
-Wtf crazy what
-?
-???
[Anonymous donated 5,000 won!] [Crazy bitch] "Bear one another's burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ." Galatians 6:2 "Don't worry! I'll share your sins with you!"
Sin, when shared, halves the pain.
And the weight of that karma halves too.
[Anonymous donated 5,000 won!] [That's why you idiots shouldn't mess with this crazy bitch] ◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Making my declaration of infinite waiting until the notice dropped look pointless,
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [NEW!][1 min ago] 2025 Ias PVP Tournament Notice the real PVP tournament notice went up just 10 minutes later, bringing the situation to a close.
"Huh?"
-Thank you thank you thank you thank you
-Fuck I thought she lost her mind fr
-Never thought she'd actually just spam F5 all day...
[Anonymous donated 1,000 won!] [Thinking back, today's stream was super packed, extra cheer lol] -Extra cheer lol
-PVP notice is up now
-Ias saved us from this infinite hell, it's a god game fr
"No way, it actually went up..."
I was fully prepared to wait all day,
...but if I had, today's stream would've been a total flop.
"Let's see..."
Anyway, the long-awaited PVP tournament notice was finally up, so
I should read it.
[Hello, this is Ias.]
[First, we sincerely apologize for the delay in announcing the PVP tournament schedule due to internal meetings.]
[As a result of the meetings, we've decided to expand the scale of this PVP tournament significantly to allow more users to participate.]
"Hmm... uh-huh..."
What, why is this so long?
Just say how to apply, the application period, and the format. Done.
-It's so damn long lol
-Look at that scroll bar
-Wtf why is it a novel
I wasn't the only one thinking that; the viewers were reacting the same way.
From a quick skim, it seemed they were scaling it up bigger than planned.
"But PVP is dead content anyway."
-Fr lol
-Just pouring water into a leaky jar
-These devs are clueless
...What do they plan to do with a bigger PVP?
They should've spent the time developing more raid content.
What a regrettable misallocation of resources.
Whatever, as long as I get my custom PC, I'm good.
Whether the tourney succeeds or not doesn't really affect me...
[In the process of changing the tournament scale, we've switched the format from duels to annihilation battles.]
"Huh? Annihilation?"
Am I seeing this wrong?
-Huh
-Wtf annihilation
-? How's room leader gonna compete then lolol
In PVP, "duels" mean pure 1v1 individual matches.
And "annihilation"—
"No way, where am I supposed to find teammates..."
3 vs 3.
In other words, team battles.
"It wasn't duels...?"
...For real team mode?
"Everyone, I was wrong."
-?
-?
-?
"Ias really is a doomed game."
[Anonymous donated 5,000 won!] [Crazy bitch lololol] Goodbye, farewell.
My custom PC...
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ 💬 Ias Gallery 📰 PVP Tournament Prize Money Real??? Anonymous Total prize pool is 100 million won??? Plus custom PCs, tumblers, long mouse pads, etc.—it doesn't add up ; Why are these guys wasting money on weird shit — Anonymous Instead of this crap, pls make raids — Anonymous They don't even know why they blew up — Anonymous Idk why their ops team only fucks up 💬 What the Fuck 📰 What the Fuck Anonymous Why is PVP annihilation instead of duels??? What about friendless losers like me — Anonymous Lmao — Anonymous Lololololololol — Anonymous Huh? Not duels? — OP Changed to annihilation this time — OP Sigh how do I find 2 ppl — Anonymous Wanna team w/ me? 💬 Saintess Nice Gallery 📰 Galju's Stream Today Was Hilarious lol Anonymous Right after stream, viewers ragged on Ias devs so she went troll mode and shielded hard Then confirmed PVP tourney is annihilation not duels and she flips to shitting on devs hard Her switch-up is hilarious — Anonymous Today was hilarious fr — Anonymous Notice dropping at that exact timing too, she's a stream god lol — Anonymous But fr, galju can't enter tourney? Curious about tambourine reaction in guild chat — Anonymous I was hoping too but kinda disappointing 💬 Ias Doomsday Gallery 📰 Looking for Carry to Team with for PVP Tourney Saintess Nice Requirements: White Dragon Pavilion-level PVP skill and Eder-level mentality! — Anonymous Does that kinda person even exist? — OP Then die — Anonymous ??? — Grape Candy ↳ Wanna team with me, Saintess Nice~? — OP PVP'd before?