Chapter 26
Chapter 26
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 26
Chapter Title: The Person I'm Meeting Is a Guy, Right?
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📰 Saintess Nice Gallery Subject: Yeah, that's right, White Dragon Pavilion Go into the match without holding back or showing mercy. — Anonymous Please, Dragon Pavilion, give her just one more chance. — Anonymous Nah, Dragon Pavilion wins for sure anyway. — Anonymous Fucking voodoo bullshit. 📰 Subject: One Step Away from Zero-Two (White Dragon Pavilion character.jpg) If you like this guy, massive upvote lol. — Anonymous Massive upvote. — Anonymous This is something else... — Anonymous Massive upvote no question lololol. 📰 Subject: Wow, but the gallery fave ain't half bad either She's holding her own against Dragon Pavilion? — Anonymous Feels like White Dragon Pavilion is going easy on her. — Anonymous Nah, gallery fave is no slouch either lol. — Anonymous Yeah, surprisingly not getting pushed back. — Anonymous Thought set 1 was a blowout and it'd end quick. 📰 Subject: But the Ias devs are fucking hilarious Why the hell did these guys make separate ranges and attack speeds for every single instrument? They should've spent that time making raids ffs. — Anonymous Insane craftsmanship in the weirdest places. — Anonymous Pls do that effort on actual content. — Anonymous Agreed lol. ◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ The differences in attack speeds and ranges between their weapons,
the countless variables and mind games that arise when both sides recognize and expertly exploit those differences,
and even the hidden card of mobility skills that can close unfavorable gaps—
this showdown, where every element was being utilized to the fullest, was nothing short of a duel between peak masters.
Anonymous donated 1,000 won! What the hell are these two doing? -What's this been for a whole minute lololol
-Just flailing at empty air
-These guys have no intention of fighting??
-Their weapons are a joke from the start lol
To spectators, it looked like a low-level scrap where they were just swinging instruments at thin air.
The kind of match you'd call "boing-boing" without hesitation.
If they'd brought normal weapons, there might've been some fun in testing pokes with skills, but instruments couldn't even manage that.
All they could do was—
*Ting-a-ling* *Ding-a-ling~* play to try and create an opening in each other.
It was baiting, deliberately showing a gap to lure an attack,
-They're playing a duet now?
-Wtf lol
-??? : Holding a concert
but neither bit, turning the sacred duel arena into a concert hall.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ 00:03.. ⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ 00:02.. ⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ 00:01.. ⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Time's up! In the end, Saintess Nice and White Dragon Pavilion's final match...
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Draw! Anonymous donated 1,000 won! Holy shit, it's actually a draw. ◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Phew... barely survived..."
-Close one...
-So close
-Not doing a few more rounds?
I didn't beat White Dragon Pavilion, but at least I didn't lose.
If I'd gotten lucky and won, I was planning to aggro him into dancing in my place, but oh well.
No, wait.
If he hadn't brought an instrument, I'd have been the one losing.
Pulling off a draw was mostly luck anyway.
A few guys were spamming "rigged" in chat, so yeah, heaven really helped out there.
"That's match 21... I need a break too..."
-Looks exhausted lololol
-3 hours straight PVP, no wonder
-And the last one was the champ
Honestly, the first twenty opponents weren't that tough.
Hearing the cheerful tambourine jingles and their rave reviews was actually relaxing.
But after White Dragon Pavilion, I felt completely drained.
That guy's sneaky, relentlessly probing any tiny lapse.
"Total perv..."
[White Dragon Pavilion: ???] [White Dragon Pavilion: Why tho-] [White Dragon Pavilion has been kicked from the waiting room.] -Cut
-Perv checks out lol
-Heung... call me out too
-Straight-up kicked
-Dragon Pavilion just wanted zero-two...
"That's it for today, folks... I'm beat."
Stamina's at its limit, and I've squeezed all the fun out of this content.
They say leave 'em clapping for a reason. Pushing more would just tank the energy and fun.
-Yeah
-Packed stream fr
-Bye
-Bye
-Saintess bye
The viewers, knowing this well, let me go more graciously than the first stream.
A few whined "just a bit more," but hey...
Means the stream was solid. I'll take it.
Anonymous donated 1,000 won! Streaming tomorrow too, right? "Hmm... tomorrow?"
[When you first start streaming, keep it going daily without breaks for a while.] [You need even a small fixed audience for growth potential.] [No breaks for the first month at least!] According to Suha, new streamers should avoid breaks as much as possible.
One month minimum, but ideally three months of daily streams, even short ones.
-Sunday, gotta stream fr lol
-Saintess has taste
-Why even ask lol
I hadn't even answered, but viewers were already assuming tomorrow's stream.
I'm not juggling a job; basement-dwelling NEET with time to burn,
"Got an appointment tomorrow... probably won't stream."
Tomorrow... prior commitment.
-A guy?
-It's a guy
-Sigh... loved you...
"Huh?"
I didn't get why "appointment" instantly meant boyfriend, until I felt the weight on my chest.
In streaming land, a girl saying weekend appointment means no stream = "Saving up donations while I meet my BF, suckers."
Might be totally different, BF might not even exist, but if the masses think so, it becomes truth.
Anonymous donated 1,000 won! Sigh... about to go red... -Online crazies are normal IRL lol
-Ffs another girl dating
-So jealous...
-Why so many simps here
One wrong step, and I'm cliff-edged straight to hell.
Girl streamer with confirmed BF? Ceiling's sealed tight.
'Gotta clarify... hmm...'
Dumping plain facts is boring and preachy.
Takes too long, and who knows if they'll buy it.
So,
"The person I'm meeting is a guy, yeah?"
Just die.
-Na
-Rak
-Kruuuuuuuh
-BF (real)
-Rak
-Why can't I date?? Why can't I date?? Why can't I date?? Why can't I date??
-Going red going red going red going red going red going red
-Na
Who jammed stimpacks in these guys?
Chat speed doubled.
Fun watching the meltdown, but...
"Kidding, would a community addict like me have a boyfriend?"
Can't let the channel tank for real, so time to reel it in.
-Hmm
-She really is comms addicted tho
-Seeing her manually spam posts, probably doesn't
-Yeah, lives on the gallery 24/7, when would she date
Luckily, my alibi's ironclad; they bought it.
Can't afford to lose people.
"Not meeting anyone special, just church volunteer work."
Was gonna decline, but per Pastor's suggestion, heading there for the day.
Not for pocket money—mostly to ease his worries.
[Pastor] [Min-ji, not just ramen again today, right?] [Eat something nutritious. Praying for you.] Daily check-ins amid his busy schedule; feels the concern.
Hmm... honestly, kinda get why Lee Min-ji blocked him.
But anyway.
-?
-?
-?
What're these reactions?
"...Why the ???"
Anonymous donated 1,000 won! Just to make sure I get this... you're going to 'church'...? "Yes."
Anonymous donated 1,000 won! You...? "Yes."
Anonymous donated 1,000 won! Not just going, but for 'volunteer work'?> "...Yes."
-Lolololololololol
-Just say you're meeting BF
-Saintess just say you wanna rest and no stream lol
-Her doing volunteer work? No way
Me doing church volunteer work that hard to believe?
"...Logging off."
Wondered what kind of person they see me as, but nah, not asking.
Wouldn't be a good answer.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Stream has ended] The second stream wrapped up with even more fatigue than the first.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Thanks so much for coming. Honestly... I thought you wouldn't show."
"Haha..."
The church and orphanage, once like home, were much the same as in my Lee Min-uk timeline.
Figured if Pastor went gym rat, the place might've changed a bit too.
Per Pastor, Lee Min-ji volunteered every Sunday.
Volunteer meaning playing with orphanage kids and guiding church visitors.
Sundays get busy, so subbing for him with the kids helps a ton.
Makes her seem not a total monster—why block Pastor then?
"Oh, right. And the choir today too."
"...Choir?"
"Yeah, the kids get to hear your praise songs after so long."
Praise songs?
What?
"Praise songs?"
"Huh? You always did choir with volunteering, Min-ji."
"...Huh?"
Uh, wait,
Sing?
Me?
...For real?