Chapter 19
Chapter 19
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 19
Chapter Title: Why Didn't You Tell Me?
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Why didn't you tell me?
As soon as the promotional post for Saintess Nice's stream went up on Suha Yam's channel,
📰 Breaking News Urgent) Breaking: Saintess Nice is starting a stream 💬 Comments — Anon Not clickbait — Anon What? For real? — Anon Didn't she say she wasn't streaming? — Anon That's legit Suha's official channel — Anon For real? Going right now — Anon Saved up ice cream money for this day heh heh — Anon Gay? As expected, the moment the news hit, the communities lit up.
No new content was dropping, and the game was stagnating more and more.
📰 Breaking News Why the rice freaks are raging right now lol 📰 Breaking News Just off-season user drop, but dead game birds are real 📰 Breaking News Official: Ias Gallery Declaration.txt The Ias gallery was a game forum, but no one talked about the game—trolls opened gold cup threads every day, so it was heading down the dead gallery path.
📰 Breaking News One-Handed Sword Saintess build? Wtf is this? Saintess Nice's new build presentation got existing players interested in the game again.
📰 Breaking News Tried Paladin Perfect Guard build, OP? 📰 Breaking News I made a one-deal rogue build lol 📰 Breaking News This circuit thing has more uses than I thought? It was like a revolutionary paper dropping into a rigid academic field.
As a result, the Ias gallery finally returned to its normal state, filled with game talk for the first time in ages.
Saintess Nice's influence in Ias right now was no joke.
Her announcing a stream? Of course the places were burning.
Of course, not everyone viewed Saintess Nice positively.
📰 Breaking News Wait, why is Saintess Nice's public opinion suddenly good?? 💬 Comments — Anon Gold farming is fact — Anon Aimhack in gallery is fact — Anon Shitposts like 'ENTPs don't get pregnant easily? ㅠㅠ', 'No condom, plastic glove ok?', 'Why are all Ias players single incels?' messing up the gallery is fact — Anon They were simping hard calling her Ho1gam, now U-turn sucking up cuz she's a girl, gross water buffaloes lol — Anon Lol fr — Anon But these bugs are adorable tho..? — Anon Hey you f*ckin retard — Anon That pregnancy drip on Saintess Nice is spicy af — Anon (OP) Busted — Anon Damn.. so the OP is a girl? — Anon Wtf that's even more shocking lol She'd revived the gallery and chased out the trolls, but the one who did it was the gallery's worst troll.
📰 Breaking News If you don't care about Saintess Nice being a troll or simp nick, upboat lol 💬 Comments (Fruit with label ㄷㄷ.jpg)
— Anon If Saintess Nice trolls us, even aimhackers would take it smiling ㅇㅇ — Anon Upboat lol — Anon Her voice is insanely good too.. — Anon Aimhack is still too far you f*ck — Anon Meme title OP? lol — Anon [Voice Reply Playing] — Anon Thanks bro — Anon Ah speakers on and moan played?? — Anon Wtf is this?? — Anon Hold on;; brb bathroom Thanks to voice clips leaked from various streams and her own verification shots, plenty supported her too.
In the end, Saintess Nice was the hottest, most polarizing potato.
And now that potato was starting her own stream.
📰 Breaking News Urgent) Saintess Nice stream coords Haters and fans alike had no choice but to rush over like dogs.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ I'm the type who goes with gut impulses when deciding things,
— Suha Yam How to stream? — Suha Yam Of course! Ask anything ㅎㅎ — Suha Yam I'll teach you everything from A to Z! but I'm not some reckless idiot who starts things without a plan.
Even when trolling or spamming shitposts in the gallery, I always did some prep beforehand.
Peak user times, current gallery bait, best titles for max agro—
Scout it all meticulously, prepare, and then a top-tier warrior like me is born.
Come to think of it... I'm surprisingly diligent?
Everyone around me nags me to work hard, live diligently, but I'm the one hustling the most?
With self-reflection this lacking... yeah, backseat gamers gotta get ignored.
— Pure Advisor 30-Day Donations: 601,000 won Me? I gave advice, so...
Advice is... definitely not backseat gaming.
...Anyway.
— [You] Yeah, download that streaming software... right, yes. — [You] Tags: #Ias #SaintessNice #SaintessNice should do it. Suha Yam helped way more enthusiastically than expected, so prepping the first stream didn't take long.
I thought it was just hit start button, but damn, so much to learn.
Anyway, 9 PM hit as promised, and the moment of my grand debut arrived.
Hmm... yeah, a bit nervous.
Not worried about 'what if no one comes?'
— Suha Yam Probably a lot of people will show up. — Suha Yam Community's all about you right now, and I promoted too. — Suha Yam Some stream for hours with zero viewers, so you're off to a great start! Suha Yam, the senior streamer, assured and helped,
and how hot my existence was as daily gallery bait? As the mandatory scanner, I knew best.
Half was hate and sexual harassment, but whatever...
Attention's attention— not all bad, right?
Probably.
Please set stream title! No title: Auto-sets to "Saintess Nice's Live Stream / " Title, huh. I'm trash at naming.
If I had naming sense, I wouldn't have picked such dumb alts.
But 9 PM was here, so start the stream first.
[Saintess Nice LIVE ON: Hand over the cash] Ended up going with the first thought in my head.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Is this girl actually insane?"
Momentarily, Suha Yam felt dizzy seeing Saintess Nice's stream title.
Hand over the cash?
Streamers and viewers—the latter are usually top dogs, yet the underdog demands money from the top!
Sure, streamers can be top in some vibes,
but "hand over cash" ain't debut streamer talk.
'No, wait...'
Thinking about it, Saintess Nice wasn't your average streamer.
Pre-debut scandals galore, origins in gallery simp-troll nick.
For her, that title fit perfectly.
💬 Stream Chat — Anon Oh — Anon First chat snatched f*ck — Anon Is this the troll gold farmer bitch's stream? Is this the troll gold farmer bitch's stream? As Suha predicted, tons of viewers for a first stream.
— Anon Stop spamming — Anon Moan time~ Moan time~ Moan time~ — Anon Title wtf insane lol — Anon Hand over cash, already knows viewers are pigs Of course, trolls from coords everywhere tried ruining it.
Suha had manager perms on Saintess Nice's channel but chose not to mod chat.
Not to slack— she thought Saintess Nice needed to experience and overcome this herself.
Viewers: 152 Damn, over 100 on first stream.
If early-days Suha saw this, it'd hurt.
"Why isn't she saying anything?"
— Anon Where'd she go? — Anon Stream on and dipped — Anon When's it starting Enough people gathered.
9:05 almost, but star Saintess Nice showed no action.
She was no-cam, a true dullahan.
Screen: Ias in-game and Saintess Nice char alone,
not even moving—like a paused screen.
No cam, so voice is all for presence,
but silent? Stream might as well be dead.
'No way...'
Scared by sudden viewers and chat?
Made sense—Suha had choked on stream from viewer spikes before.
She just hoped Saintess Nice calmed and continued smoothly.
— Anon Oh — Anon Moving — Anon Finally here? "Oh, she's finally here."
Her wish granted?
Saintess Nice's still char finally moved.
Still salvageable as a hiccup.
A quick 'Sorry, bathroom emergency...' and most would forget.
Suha anticipated the monumental first stream starting now.
— Anon Say something f*ck — Anon Mic broken?? — Anon Host no audio rn! But Saintess Nice stayed silent.
7 min in, chat griping.
Unfazed, she pulled an axe from inventory.
Then—
[Chop. Chop. Chop.] Out of nowhere, she started logging.
— Anon Why suddenly chopping trees?? — Anon Logging? — Anon Doesn't know mic off?? [Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Crack!] — Anon Say something at least — Anon Wtf?? No mic? — Anon Gold farmer selling rice live? lol — Anon Logging stream wtf Historic debut content:
No cam, no mic, even she looked bored—pure life sim.
Worst stream, enough to make a yellow dog cough blood.
— Suha Yam Hey Saintess Nice! — Suha Yam Mic audio not transmitting! No way she'd intentionally do this, even if nuts.
Suha DM'd on Discord quick,
— Saintess Nice Ah "What, the mic was off?" Finally, mic on.
First met her and felt it, but Suha confirmed again today.
"No, why didn't you tell me, guys." — Anon ????? — Anon You bitch we were spamming — Anon Didn't tell you lololol — Anon Wow.. — Anon ??? — Anon We spammed so many times f*ck — Anon ??? The person she'd taken as disciple was definitely one screw loose.