Chapter 15
Chapter 15
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 15
Chapter Title: The New Teacher Was a Famous Crazy Bitch
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[Suha Yam LIVE ON: Clearing Bansang Society Homework + One-Handed Sword Saintess Debut Today..!]
💬 Stream Chat — Voice Chat "10 lines left. Focus." — Voice Chat "Suha, how many slots of holy power do you have left?" "It's full. I'll pop it right after the 150-line mechanic."
— Voice Chat "Oh, nice nice." — Viewer Boss HP dropping way too fast, huh? — Viewer Why's Suha on fire today? — Viewer Everyone's in form today. One-try clear incoming? — Voice Chat "Go go!" "Popped it."
— Viewer These cocky... cocky bastards..! — Voice Chat "Ah, hold up, we're fucked." — Voice Chat "What the hell with this pattern?!" "Wait, hold on!"
[Suha Yam successfully used Perfect Guard on Lilia.] — Voice Chat "Huh? What was that, Suha?!" — Voice Chat "A perfect guard? How'd you pull that off?!" "Buff's up again! Let's push to 50 lines right now!"
— Viewer Oh? — Viewer Lmao wtf — Viewer Fruits of turtle special training lmao — Viewer Great Suha Great Suha Great Suha Great Suha Great Suha — Viewer Are you watching, Pure Advisor...? Suha landed a perfect guard on Lilia.. — Voice Chat "Ah, wait, I'm fainting!" "Released it. Break out now!"
— Voice Chat "Thanks, Suha!" — Viewer Don't think this is the end!!!! — Voice Chat "Whoa, that pattern at 100 lines almost wiped us." — Voice Chat "Agreed. Wait, did we just one-try One-Try for the first time?" — Voice Chat "All thanks to Suha. How'd you land that perfect guard?" "Uh, just got lucky..."
— Voice Chat "No way a saintess perfect guards on luck." — Voice Chat "I was gonna bail when I heard one-handed sword saintess, but today she seems reliable." — Voice Chat "Agreed agreed." "Haha..."
— Voice Chat "Alright, I'm off then!" — Voice Chat "Yeah, good work everyone!" "Good work, everyone~"
The Bansang Society, a fixed raid party made up of Ias specialist streamers.
Having cleared all the raid homework with the Bansang Society, Suha smugly gazed at the chat window.
"Ahem... ahem."
Usually, while running raids with the Bansang Society, she got called out and teased by viewers for big and small mistakes, but today was different.
— Suha's Inner Thoughts donated 1,000 won! I did great, so why no praise? Today, she had played flawlessly without a single mistake!
— Viewer Why so pissed? — Viewer She did well but somehow it's annoying — Viewer That face deserves a knuckle rap — ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won! Ignoring the haters, she was insanely good today. Without Suha we'd have wiped twice already. — Viewer Agreed — Viewer She did great — Viewer 100-line PG is legendary lol — Viewer She hit like 6 PGs today right? — Viewer At this point just skip Heavenly Punishment Viewers who would usually tear into her for the tiniest mistake were now praising her without a peep.
She felt a strange thrill from the situation.
And it didn't stop there—
— Pure Advisor donated 1,000 won! She's definitely improved a lot. Even the most vicious backseat advisor who had scolded her the hardest now acknowledged her play.
— Viewer Lmao Pure Advisor acknowledged her — Viewer Pure Advisor approved, Suha — Viewer Passing necklace ON "R-Really? I did well today, right?!"
Suha felt an ecstatic high, like her soul was soaring to the edge of the universe.
A grown adult acting like a kid jumping for joy over doing well in a game and getting praise.
She could easily imagine how childish she looked, but she couldn't calm her excitement.
— Pure Advisor donated 1,000 won! Hmm, that last pattern was risky for interruption, so you should've saved Heavenly Punishment and used it after seeing the next one... Shame. — Pure Advisor donated 1,000 won! You're building holy power to use Heavenly Punishment, but if you can't stack buffs, are you playing without 4 skills? — Pure Advisor donated 1,000 won! Suha, just in case you don't know, you're not using Reformation skill! Considering the humiliation and teasing she'd endured from viewers, it was inevitable.
'Wait, thinking about it, they all seem like the same person.'
The villain viewer who had comet-like appeared in Suha's streams recently: Pure Advisor.
True to the name, a vicious backseat gamer who gave advice every stream, but ironically, the one who'd contributed most to Suha's skill improvement.
Unlike most backseat gamers who just spouted result-based hindsight like 'If you'd just not used that skill there~', this viewer always gave high-quality, nutritious feedback.
Of course, being human, Suha had banned him to the gallows a few times when she couldn't take it,
— Pure Advisor Yeah, you're right? but seeing him stubbornly return and keep advising made her half let her guard down.
"Ah, whatever... I've reached enlightenment..."
Either way, today was Suha's victory.
Even Pure Advisor had acknowledged her, so now she could strut around, slack off, goof up, and chill—
— Pure Advisor donated 1,000 won! There were a few iffy parts, but at this level you won't get kicked from pugs anymore! —or so she thought.
'What now, what? What?!'
The donation alert popped up, and Suha instinctively tensed.
She hadn't even read it yet, but her heart sank.
The moment she saw the nickname 'Pure Advisor', she caught herself bracing for the incoming advice.
[Pure Advisor has entered 1:1 chat.] [Pure Advisor: Huh?] [Pure Advisor: Why am I here again?] "Where did I mess up today?!"
— Viewer Final defense ON — Viewer Season 14 Final Defense — Viewer Judge, we all know you'll guilty her anyway, so skip~ — Viewer Pure Advisor survival show time~ ◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ — Voice Chat "...Yeah, you're right?" — Viewer Why does it always end like this — Viewer Lmao — Viewer (Oh really?) (Am I the idiot?) (Thought we'd ban him this time) — Voice Chat "I didn't think that?!" Today's Suha stream was fun as always.
It was fun watching her skills improve bit by bit, and teasing her was fun too.
Compared to shitposting on the gallery, it lacked that raw edge, but the live reactions were more vivid—that was the upside.
I gave her extra advice compared to other streamers because her reactions were just too rewarding.
One downside: unlike writing posts or comments on the gallery which cost nothing, donations cost money.
"Hmm... Did I spend too much?"
And I wasn't living some overflowing-with-cash life.
If not for that collab with Eder hyung a few days ago, I'd be homeless on the street by now or shaking my ass on cam for cash.
But that was just a band-aid.
My bank balance was dwindling again, and rent was starting to choke me once more.
"Oh, right."
Come to think of it, didn't Eder hyung say some streamer wanted me as their teacher?
I'd brushed it off back then since I wasn't interested in money, but if that offer was still on the table...
I could cover rent, at least...?
[Saintess Nice: Typing...] Just as I was about to DM Eder hyung—
— Voice Chat "Pure hyung, you there?" Suha's voice calling for me came from the stream.
Wonder what's up.
She usually avoids naming me directly in her stream since it makes me too prominent, so calling by nick is rare.
— Viewer Yes I needed to save donation money for future advice, so I replied in stream chat instead.
Lots of viewers, but plenty of mods too—they'd spot it.
— Voice Chat "Oh, you're still here. Pure hyung, got time for a quick 1:1?" "Huh."
Final defense time again?
I've survived Suha's final defenses multiple times, but only because her questions stayed within predictable bounds.
If it veered into ethics or morals unrelated to Ias, honestly, I had no confidence.
[Pure Advisor: Final defense time again?] — Voice Chat "N-No, not that!" Good, not that.
Relieved my new hobby wasn't ending, I waited for what Suha would say next.
— Voice Chat "Would you... be my One-Handed Sword Saintess master?" And her next words were pretty outlandish.
[Pure Advisor: Teacher?] — Voice Chat "Yes, like giving advice like now... but more detailed and in-depth." [Pure Advisor: Do you enjoy being bullied or something?] — Voice Chat "No!" [Pure Advisor: Good.] — Viewer Lmao — Viewer Suha has a bit of that taste mmmph — Viewer You knew you were bullying her "Hm."
Honestly, nothing bad for me.
Becoming Suha's official teacher legally means I get to backseat for free instead of paying for donations?
And ramp up the intensity without ban worry?
...Hard to resist, honestly.
[Pure Advisor: How much pay?] Ah, of course not free.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ [Pure Advisor: Friend request? I don't have a PC at home...] [Pure Advisor: Heading to PC bang now, will add you.] Pure Advisor accepted the offer right away.
Actually, Suha had expected him to.
Despite her erratic stream times, he always showed up without fail—not like someone with a day job.
And giving advice vs. being a teacher wasn't much different.
This offer was basically 'Wanna get paid for what you're doing now?'—pure profit, no loss.
She was certain he'd take it.
"Wonder when he'll show. It's been like 10 minutes since he said he was heading out?"
— Viewer Yeah probably — Viewer Should be here soon? But Pure Advisor didn't show, and Suha started feeling antsy.
'No way he's gonna no-show...?'
The stream's main content was already 'The vicious backseat gamer tormenting her for days becomes her official teacher.'
If he didn't show now, it'd be a massive disaster.
— Ding! Finally, the friend add notification rang, and Suha hurriedly checked who sent it.
[Saintess Nice sent a friend request.] She checked the name on the alert and felt bewildered.
"Huh?"
— Viewer ? — Viewer What — Viewer Saintess Nice? "What...? Why's she suddenly friending me..."
— ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won! You didn't watch today's stream? Suha carried decently with one-handed sword. "I-Is that so?"
— Viewer Knuckle-rap face again — Viewer Pure, when you coming? Scold Suha quick — Viewer Holding breath til Pure arrives mmmph! Suha knew exactly who Saintess Nice was.
The creator of the One-Handed Sword Saintess build she'd been researching hard lately, and the legendary troll high-nick who'd wreaked havoc in the community multiple times.
She had no idea why that one was friending her specifically, but her gut said not to accept easily.
[Saintess Nice (Whisper): I'm here.] All of Suha's worries crumbled with one whisper from Saintess Nice.
"Eh?"
[Saintess Nice (Whisper): Oh, because of the different nick?] [Saintess Nice (Whisper): I'm Pure Advisor.] "...Huh? H-Huh, wait, no... Huh?"
— Viewer ? — Viewer Eh? — Viewer ?????? "P-Pure hyung was Saintess Nice...?"
The teacher she'd carefully recruited was the community-famous crazy bitch.
Suha felt dizziness wash over her once again.