This… this is invalid…
[Lene]
I Really Am an Idiot
Talk | 1,623 Watching | 01:19:36
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
You got 3 correct.
You are in the top 58%.
Out of thirty questions, I got a grand total of three right. In other words, my accuracy rate for this quiz was ten percent. And floating in front of me was the game site’s merciless verdict.
— Anonymous
I told you, Lene. 80% was never gonna happen lololololol
— Anonymous
I really am an idiot
— Anonymous
If you still can’t tell after I gave you all those hints, what the hell do you want me to do…
— Anonymous
??? : Then should we go for over 80%? If you succeed we’ll change the stream title
— Anonymous
??? : Hmph. I’m doing 80%. I’m not an idiot, okay?
— Anonymous
??? : Just watch me, everyone…!
— Anonymous
Amazingly every single one of those lines was actually said on stream
— Anonymous
All of that came out in under five minutes, absolute legend lmao
— Anonymous
Only Lene could collect flags like that lol
— Anonymous
Poor Lene who doesn’t understand human malice…
— Anonymous
Her reactions in the middle were so fucking tasty, this is straight-up gourmet
— Anonymous
It’s okay Lene, I’ll still love you even if you’re a total blockhead…
— Anonymous
They say a girl being dumb is charming ㅇㅇ
— Anonymous
Even if Lene’s brain is useless, she’s a genius at streaming and being a cute girl so it’s fine
— Anonymous
Blockhead perverted female bitch is so fucking hot <<< okay this one is a bit much;;
— Anonymous
Are you guys seriously calling Lene a brainless perverted idiot female right now
I was so embarrassed. So embarrassed that my face felt like it was on fire. The Lene-worshippers… no, the believers in the chat window were having the time of their lives roasting me without mercy.
“Th-this… is invalid….”
— Anonymous
You clearly had every chance to stop and you kicked it away yourself
— Anonymous
This is so fucking cute lmao
— Anonymous
The real fact is the believers kept giving you chances the whole time…
— Anonymous
You tried to protect your pride and ended up proving you really are a blockhead
— Anonymous
Block-head Le-ne
— Anonymous
Just admit it cleanly at times like this ㅇㅇ
— Anonymous
Admit it or not, she really is a blockhead lol
— Anonymous
Her voice is so fucking hot for real
— Anonymous
INVAAAAAALID!!!!!!!!
Nobody in the chat was willing to accept my declaration of invalidity. But even if they wouldn’t accept it, I couldn’t accept that I was an idiot.
“No, everyone…. H-how is this supposed to be a common-sense quiz…?”
Peter Pan… no. Pythagorean theorem I could accept as common sense. I had mixed it up and gotten it wrong out of pure bad luck, but it was still something any middle-schooler should know.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Q: Write the 95th through 100th digits of pi.
Q: What is the name of the design technique that focuses on reproducing the subject’s texture exactly as it appears by emphasizing realistic visual effects?
Q: How old was Jan Kalman at the time of his death?
How on earth were these common sense? After the King Sejong question and the Pythagorean theorem, every single problem that followed was like this. The three I got right were all pure guesses except for the Sejong one. So I had to be called an idiot just because I couldn’t answer questions like these? Wasn’t that a bit much…? You all said it was normal not to know them in the first place.
— Anonymous
Fact) From the middle onward a ton of people were saying we should just do something else
— Anonymous
Weren’t you the one who kept going because you wanted to get one more right?
— Anonymous
You’re so pathetic, Lene
— Anonymous
I’ll be the idiot instead…
But every single thing they said was true, so my protest was ultimately ignored. I had realized midway that the questions were getting weird. Even though the chat kept telling me it was okay to stop, I was the one who kept going until the bitter end.
— Anonymous
Is it that using the name Lene turns you into an idiot, or does being an idiot make you use the name Lene…?
— Anonymous
Lene, if anyone ever asks you to cosign something in the future, reject it no matter what lol
— Anonymous
Sigh, I guess I’ll have to marry her and take care of her myself…
— Anonymous
What crime did Lene even commit to deserve this
— Anonymous
The streamer’s gone quiet lol
— Anonymous
No matter how much of a blockhead our streamer is, she’s still our beloved wife lol
— Anonymous
There’s no one in the stream anymore
— Anonymous
She’s gonna end the stream at this rate you idiots lol
— Anonymous
Where the hell did this girl go???
“I-I’m still here…”
To be precise, I had no intention of ending the stream today. I had decided that from the beginning.
“Ahem, ahem…. Anyway, let’s stop the quiz here…. I got a lot of them wrong on purpose so you all could have fun… I’m glad you seem to be enjoying it…”
— Anonymous
On? Pur? Pose?
— Anonymous
There she goes protecting her pride again lol
— Anonymous
Those aren’t common sense at all, teacher
— Anonymous
Stop trembling and speak properly
— Anonymous
??? : I actually don’t know (actual words said)
— Anonymous
She’s trying so hard to win lmao
— Anonymous
This time it would be fun if Lene got every question right, redo?
“Moving on.”
📰 LENE GALLERY 📰
Title: Who the hell recommended this game to me lol
Posted by: GreatEmperorLene
I remember when I played this game the questions were insanely hard except for the bonus ones
👍 3 👎 1
— Anonymous
For real, they said there were no hard questions so I tried it and fuck lmao
↳ GreatEmperorLene
Human malice…
— NoYaoiHereIsNice
If the gallery owner gets about five right is that actually a lot?
↳ GreatEmperorLene
Even if it’s not the owner, getting five right is already a huge success;
— NoYaoiHereIsNice
For real? That bad?
↳ GreatEmperorLene
Do you know what it’s called when three helium nuclei (alpha particles) collide to create a carbon nucleus?
— NoYaoiHereIsNice
How the hell would I know that;
↳ GreatEmperorLene
Problems like that come up constantly…
— Anonymous
“There are no particularly difficult questions” < Is this according to Harvard standards or what;
📰 LENE GALLERY 📰
Title: Gallery Owner’s Reaction to the Third Question, mp4
Posted by: Anonymous🔹
(gallery_owner_reaction.mp4)
Q: What is the sociological and psychological theory that studies social behavior in the interaction between two parties implementing cost-benefit analysis to determine risk and benefit?
[Uh, um….]
[This game was definitely supposed to have, uh, no difficult questions….]
[You don’t know this? It’s super easy…?]
[Ahem…. Actually I, I knew it already…. I was just worried you all might not know and feel embarrassed….]
[Of course I know it. It’s a basic question, right…?]
[There’s no way I wouldn’t know something like this….]
[The, the answer is, um….]
[…I actually don’t know. What’s the answer…?]
You bastards lol
👍 16 👎 3
— NewDimensionMaster
The atmosphere in the gallery and on stream is completely different lmao
↳ Anonymous🔹
For real, in the gallery they say getting it right is the weird thing;
— Anonymous
Human malice is terrifying…
— Unicorn
But you still got hard, right?
↳ Anonymous🔹
(I admit it, Unicorn)
— Anonymous
The way she gets weaker at the very end is so fucking cute and hot you idiot female bitch lmao
↳ Anonymous🔹
(You’re gonna get banned, Unicorn)
— Pioneer
I learned from the gallery owner that the words “blockhead” and “genius” can coexist in the same person…
📰 LENE GALLERY 📰
Title: Isn’t it about time to end the stream?
Posted by: Anonymous
According to the big data I’ve gathered from her so far, she’s about to say she’s tired and leave soon ㅇㅇ;
👍 3 👎 1
— Anonymous
Don’t say bad things
↳ Original Poster
You know it’s true though…
📰 LENE GALLERY 📰
Title: Is the stream running unusually long today?
Posted by: NoLeneNoLife🔹
It’s already been over four hours and she prepared quite a lot;
👍 1 👎 0
— GreatEmperorLene
GREAT EMPEROR LENE
↳ NoLeneNoLife🔹
I admit it…
— Unicorn
A stream like this at the end of the year
— Unicorn
This is definitely 100% virgin hours…
Before I knew it the stream had passed the five-hour mark. Thanks to that, the current time was 11:55. Normally this would be bedtime… well, not exactly, but it definitely wasn’t normal streaming hours either. I was so tired that if I lay down I felt like I would fall asleep instantly. But I couldn’t actually close my eyes. After coming this far, I couldn’t just throw away the ending.
“Aren’t you all tired…?”
No matter how you looked at it, sitting still and watching the same stream for six hours couldn’t be easy. Especially since there had even been games we could play together during those six hours.
— Anonymous
This much is still bearable
— Anonymous
When we went no-sleep until morning with “Streamer Lene-nim” during the Albion raid, this is nothing
— Anonymous
Honestly I’m sleepy but I’m enduring
— Anonymous
This is heaven compared to when I got stuck doing an entire group project by myself lol
— Anonymous
How could I possibly be tired on a day like today
— Anonymous
Even if I’m tired I have to endure ㅇㅇ
Of course the chat speed had slowed down quite a bit compared to when I first started the stream, but even taking that into account, a huge number of people were still watching.
“Earlier someone asked why I was streaming for so long today, r-right…?”
The reason was simple, and judging by the chat atmosphere it seemed the believers already knew why.
“I, I wanted to start the new year together with all of you…. Hehe….”
What is this? Saying it out loud made me feel embarrassed all over again.
— Anonymous
You seduced me first? You seduced me first? You seduced me first?
— Anonymous
Mom, this person is my bride…
— Anonymous
She finally says something wholesome and the chat is still full of beasts lmao
— Anonymous
Honestly even the judge would have been seduced by this ㅇㅇ
— Anonymous
GREAT EMPEROR LENE
— Anonymous
I hope that evil blockhead perverted female streamer Lene-nim learns from this side of her too lol
— Anonymous
No mentioning other streamers please lol
— Anonymous
O? Ther? Streamer?
While I was chatting with them and reading the chat window, the time had somehow reached 11:59 and 50 seconds. The end of the year was truly approaching. Meeting Bora, suffering from that ridiculous nuclear-level slander, attaching teddy-bear eyes, starting streaming with Tyuni’s help, discovering a new raid, even doing PVP with a pro gamer…. Of course most of it had been crammed into the second half of the year, but it had still been an incredibly eventful twelve months. And truly, an unbelievably happy year.
“Everyone. I hope you have a happy new year…. And please continue to take good care of me from now on…!”
— Anonymous
Is this a proposal? Is this a proposal? Is this a proposal? Is this a proposal?
— Anonymous
Please let me marry Lene in the new year…
— Anonymous
Please make Lene delete Jumping Up…
— Anonymous
I hope everyone has a happy new year
— Anonymous
I look forward to more brand-new blockhead behavior every single day this year too
— Anonymous
So when the hell is “Streamer” Lene showing up lol
— Anonymous
My horns are starting to hurt…
— Anonymous
For real, evil bitch lol
“M-mentioning o-other streamers is f-forbidden.”
— Anonymous
I never thought I’d hear this kind of nonsense right at the start of the new year lol
— Anonymous
Everyone, the new year has arrived with “VTuber” Lene-nim who takes care of her fans from the very first second, while the completely evil blockhead streamer Lene who hasn’t given us a single update is a completely different person lol;
— Anonymous
You have to compare the right people to the right people
— Anonymous
Does “VTuber” Lene-nim who only ever thinks about her viewers look like trash to you?
“I’m ending the stream.”
— Anonymous
Why is her sulky voice so cute lmao
— Anonymous
She’s showing us the genius female side right from the start of the new year…
“Hmph.”