Chapter 280: Saint Guwon
Chapter 280: Saint Guwon
But even after I lathered her chest with soap, Diana just blushed and stared at me.
“What are you doing? You have a pretty good idea of what to do, don’t you?”
Diana was a smart woman. There was no way she didn’t know what to do in this situation.
I sat down on the bath stool and beckoned for her to come closer.
“To think of such a thing… How can you be so shameless…?”
Muttering to herself, Diana hesitantly approached me.
But she was still embarrassed, it seemed, as she walked right past me and quickly spun around to face my back.
Then, with a strange little battle cry of “Ugh!”, she pressed herself tightly against me from behind.
She whispered into my ear, her breath warm.
“…I cannot believe you enjoy things like this.”
“How could I not? I get to be pressed up against you, Diana. Why? Do you not like being this close to me?”
“Th-That’s… Ugh! Be quiet! I need to concentrate, so stay silent!”
“Yes, ma’am.”
Honestly, my Diana is such a shy one.
After scolding me, she began to slowly move her body up and down.
The soft sensation, different from Sara’s or Leia’s, slowly stimulated my back.
Because of her small frame, she had to move around diligently to wash my entire back. Just imagining her working so hard behind me made me smile.
“H-How is it?”
“Yeah. It’s the best.”
“But compared to Miss Leia…” “Don’t say things like that. I told you, I like you too, Diana. You don’t believe me? Here.”
I reached a hand behind my back, grabbed Diana’s wrist, and pulled it forward, making her grasp my Dick.
“See? Look how much I like it, it’s already…”
“I knew it! This is why you asked me to wash you like this!”
Diana let go and gave my lower abdomen a light, scolding smack.
But she didn’t stop diligently moving her upper body to wash my back.
Despite her words, her movements seemed to have become more enthusiastic than before. It seemed she was quite pleased that I’d complimented her breasts.
Alright. Should I praise her a little more?
“Anyway, you get that I really like them, right? Your breasts are plenty soft and nice, Diana. Especially the hard little buds in the center. The friction every time they rub against my back as you wash it is great stimulation…” “You! Are you an idiot?! You always! Have to say! One thing too many!”
I was actually trying to compliment her this time, not tease her.
The moment she heard my words, Diana jumped back from me in surprise and started her pitter-patter attack.
“Hey. I was complimenting you.”
“That’s a compliment?! Huh?! Is that what you call a compliment?!”
She must have been mortified at being caught in her excitement, because she showed no signs of stopping her light smacks.
If this is how it’s going to be, I guess I have no choice but to stop her with my actions.
I spun around and pulled Diana into a tight hug.
“Whoa!”
Diana, who had been bright red with her eyes squeezed shut as she pummeled my back, let out a cute shriek of surprise at suddenly being swept into my arms.
“Don’t be so embarrassed. I’m actually happy that you seem to feel the same way I do.”
I whispered into her damp, silver hair, burying my face in it as I held her in my lap.
“Hearing just those words, one might think it quite romantic. Despite the situation we’re in.”
Diana said, reaching for my Dick, which she was currently sitting on.
Right now, Diana was straddling me, her vulva pressed precisely against the shaft of my Dick as we hugged.
Because of this, to grab it, she had to wrap her arm back around and behind her own bottom to grasp the tip sticking out.
Thanks to that, it felt like she was stimulating the head with her palm, which felt quite good.
“That’s my way of saying I feel the same as you, Diana.”
“This body harbors no such lewd thoughts as you do. Hyaang!”
I flexed, making my Dick give a powerful lurch.
Diana’s body bounced on top of me, and her breasts, pressed flush against me, properly stimulated my chest.
“Even when you’re this hard?”
“Th-This is… a physiological phenomenon! A physiological phenomenon!”
“A physiological phenomenon, you say…”
“Wh-What?! Do you have a problem with that?!”
I wanted to tease her more, but if I pushed it too far, she might get pouty and stop washing me. I should stop here for now. There were still plenty of other ways I wanted to trick my innocent Diana.
“Nope. If you say so, Diana, then it must be true.”
I wrapped both arms around Diana’s back, held her tight, and fell backward.
A mat would have been nice, but it was probably too much to ask for in a normal bathroom. Besides, my body was sturdy, so lying on the bare floor like this didn’t hurt much.
As I fell back, Diana ended up lying prone on top of me, pressed tightly against my body.
“Alright, Diana. Now wash my front. The same way as before. Got it?”
“You and your…”
“Please? It’s not often we get to bathe together like this.”
When I pleaded, Diana gave me a look that said she had no choice and slowly began to move on top of me.
But she kept her torso completely flush against mine, only moving back and forth by about five centimeters.
Did she think that was enough since our whole bodies were pressed together?
“Diana. You only put soap on your chest, so that will only wash my chest. Use your chest to wash my whole body. Understand?”
“Uuuugh!”
It seemed Diana knew I was going to ask for this. She just hadn’t done it because she was embarrassed.
She shot me a small glare, but still, she slowly began to slide her body downward.
Diana’s soft breasts washed over my abdomen, then moved lower until they reached my Dick.
My Dick was now positioned right between her breasts, but I couldn’t feel them enveloping it.
She could probably manage it if she squeezed them together, but with her current size, it would be a bit of a struggle.
So, how should I ask her to wash my Dick?
Should I ask for the classic method, for her to wash it with her vulva?
No, but I feel like that should be saved for last.
While I was pondering this, Diana had already taken action.
Whether the thought of burying it in her cleavage never occurred to her, or if she simply lacked the idea itself, Diana grabbed my Dick with her hand and began to rub it intensively with just one of her breasts.
The sensation of her soft breast, combined with the friction from her hardened nipple brushing past, was more than enough stimulation. It didn’t even need to be between them to feel amazing.
As expected, Diana was brilliant.
But it seemed she really did intend to only wash it.
Even though she knew I was asking for this with ulterior motives.
After rubbing my Dick with her breast until it seemed clean enough, she stopped applying any more stimulation and immediately tried to slide her body further down.
“Wait. Diana.”
“Hm? What is it? This part is already sufficiently clean.”
Diana beat me to the punch, perhaps thinking I was about to ask her to stimulate it more.
Heh. But that’s not what I was going to ask.
“No. It’s just that it’ll be hard to wash my arms and legs with your chest, right?”
“Hm. That is true. Will you wash your own limbs, then?”
Diana’s expression brightened instantly, as if she thought she was finally being liberated from this embarrassing act.
Damn, seeing her make a face like that makes me feel bad for asking.
I’d unintentionally lifted her up just to drop her back down. It had turned into a form of torment.
I didn’t mean to tease her like this.
Well, I’m still going to ask, though.
“No. I mean, for my arms and legs, please use another soft place instead of your chest.”
“Hm? Besides my chest? What are you referring to?”
“Right here. Here.”
I sat up and squeezed Diana’s plump bottom.
“Hyaang! A-Are you an idiot! How could I use this to…!”
“You’re not going to do it for me, Diana?”
Diana turned beet red and was about to shout, but I cut her off with my prepared line.
Considering what made her decide to wash me with her breasts in the first place, this was sure to work.
“U-Ugh… Did… Did Miss Sara and Miss Leia do this for you?”
Just as I thought. Diana caught the nuance in my words and asked the question with a conflicted expression.
“Yeah.”
And I lied with a perfectly straight face.
I feel bad, but I won’t regret this decision.
Sometimes, a man has to lie for the greater good.
This was the same Diana who couldn’t have even imagined washing someone with her breasts. This lie would definitely work.
“Uuuuuuuuugh…”
It seemed she didn’t realize I was lying.
Still, Diana looked far more conflicted than before.
But the fact that she was hesitating meant that with a little push, she would give in.
“Diana. Please.”
I pulled her close and kissed her on the lips.
“Mmm. Hah. Mmph. Hmmm…”
As expected of Diana, who was weak to kisses, her expression immediately softened.
Taking advantage of her relaxed state, I held her and moved toward the bathtub.
I sat on the edge of the tub, placed Diana on my lap, and quickly got to work on the next step.
I scooped up some soapy water from the tub, lathered it on Diana’s bottom, and enjoyed the feeling of her cheeks as I worked up a foam.
Of course, I didn’t forget to keep pressing my lips against hers the entire time.
No matter how entranced she was by the kiss, the fact that she was allowing this meant I could take it as her having made up her mind.
Once her bottom was sufficiently sudsy, I gently pulled my lips away from hers.
“Diana. I’m counting on you.”
The preparations were complete.
There was plenty of foam, and Diana’s bottom was already on one of my thighs. Now, all she had to do was move her hips. It was simple.
“Do you really… Mmph. Mmm. Chup.”
Diana tried to say something, but I gave her no opening and crashed my lips against hers again.
Yes. I really want you to.
Diana let out a heavy sigh through her nose.
The fact that she didn’t try to pull away from the kiss was just adorable.
I slipped my tongue into her mouth and prodded hers as if urging her on. With a sense of resignation, Diana began to move her hips back and forth.
But after just one pass, her movements came to a sudden halt.
It seemed Diana had finally noticed.
Yes. The fact that sitting on my thigh and moving her hips back and forth was basically the same as washing me with her vulva, not her bottom.
Hah hah! It’s too late to realize that now. This was my plan from the very beginning.
Diana’s face turned bright red and she tried to pull her lips away, but I seized the timing, sucking her tongue into my mouth and preventing her from breaking away.
See? You don’t want to stop kissing either, do you?
The way she couldn’t pull away just from me sucking on her tongue was the absolute cutest.
I continued the deep kiss, patting her still hips to urge her on.
Flustered by my prompting, Diana hesitated for a moment before finally resuming the back-and-forth motion with her hips.
The great Diana, hailed as the supreme archmage, was washing my body with her vulva.
Could there be anyone else in this world who has experienced a more luxurious bath than me?
Feeling Diana’s loveliness with my entire body, I moved my tongue more passionately in return.
After she had thoroughly rubbed one thigh, Diana seemed to be wondering what to do next.
I lifted her up and sat down on the floor, stretching my legs out in front of me.
This should work, right?
Diana moved down toward my lower legs, and I leaned forward to maintain our kiss.