Today, the Trait Helped Me(?)
Park Hayan was standing under the shower, letting the water cascade over her.
For some reason, she felt great.
She hummed a tune, thinking of Ayoung.
“Hmm. If she’s going to be that anxious, why doesn’t she just confess…?”
It was clear that Ayoung loved the man named Lee Siwoo.
She denied it every time, claiming she had her reasons, but they were already living together.
It’s impossible for a woman to live with a man if there’s no love involved.
I don’t know what the reason is, but I can see her intentional efforts to keep her distance.
However, there are behaviors that naturally leak out.
Checking her phone constantly.
Waiting for a message.
Heading home faster than anyone else as soon as work is done.
Countless behaviors manifest.
Every time I see those actions, I find myself smiling, and it makes me feel good.
That’s why I’m naturally convinced it’s love….
As a master of Romance Fantasy, I can guarantee it.
If I’m wrong, I should probably step down from my position as master.
But there’s no way I, who have read countless Rofan novels, could be mistaken.
Of course, I haven’t met my ideal type yet, so I’ve never actually dated, but I’m well-versed in the theory!
I’ve devoured every Rofan novel, including the 19+ ones, on all the platforms in Korea like Cafe, Naver, and LeaderBooks.
The reason I started reading Rofan was simple.
Like everyone else, a friend’s recommendation.
After reading my first work, the 19+ Rofan The Virile Duke Won't Let Me Sleep, I was completely hooked.
Because of that, I developed a somewhat unique ideal type….
Is that why I can’t date? It makes me a little sad.
The reason I can’t date is that my ideal type is a bit peculiar.
It’s a ‘virile man’ who can share love all night long, just like the male lead of my first entry.
I do wonder if such a person even exists in reality….
But if they appeared in a Rofan, they must exist in reality, too.
Ideal types are meant to be dreamed of, after all.
Anyway, to make time to meet my ideal type, I’ve been turning down every single request that comes my way.
Whether it’s the vanguard or requests from the Hunter Association….
I’m rejecting anything that takes away my personal time.
Though, instead of making an effort to meet my ideal type, I spend most of my time just reading Rofan.
That’s how serious I am about Rofan!
I brought my wandering thoughts back to the present and tried to guess the current state of Ayoung and Lee Siwoo.
They’re deep enough in their feelings to live together.
But they’re both in denial.
In this case, it usually boils down to one of two things.
The ‘entering-the-fandom’ denial phase where they reject their own feelings.
Or being a coward who fears things will get awkward after being rejected.
So, what’s the solution to resolve these two cases?
A trivial catalyst.
If I give them just a little push, it looks like they’ll burn hot and bright in no time.
Then, what element should I use as the catalyst?
It’s a surprisingly simple element.
An emotion everyone possesses.
Jealousy.
In every cliché found in Rofan, jealousy is a fantastic element.
And the character the author uses to employ the element of jealousy is the female lead’s rival—a new woman appearing on the scene.
If the female lead sees the male lead getting even slightly close to a new woman, she feels intense jealousy.
The jealous female lead then makes the first move, and that’s how love begins—the classic Rofan cliché.
After overcoming a few crises, the male and female leads eventually find their love.
Ayoung and Lee Siwoo’s case seems similar.
To solve it, a new woman needs to appear.
‘I’ll have to do it for Ayoung’s sake.’
I put down the plain tracksuit I had originally intended to wear.
Then, I walked over and opened the closet.
Among the colorful clothes, I pulled out a black off-shoulder dress.
To give off the vibe of a charming woman, the outfit is crucial.
One that makes people feel a strong sense of threat.
A short dress that bares the shoulders and legs.
After putting on the dress, I stood in front of the full-length mirror.
Maybe it’s because my condition is better than usual today, but even I think I look pretty.
Next is the makeup.
Not excessive, but natural.
Yet, a look that anyone can tell took some effort.
“Hmm. What did Ayoung say again?”
As I applied tint to my lips, I recalled one of the things Ayoung had told me about Lee Siwoo.
Did she say he lived underground for a few days?
What a funny story. Digging a hole and living in it.
Lee Siwoo is that unique.
I pulled the male leads of the Rofan novels I’d read from my memory to compare.
“Hehe. First, the ordinary male lead is out. If he has a unique personality, is he closer to a self-centered brat?”
“Looking at his actions, he’s definitely not a novice; is he the type with hidden wounds or secret desires? Hehe.”
It’s hard to match since he’s not a man I’ve seen in person.
What if he’s a type of male lead I’ve never read about?
“Nah, I’ve read so many Rofan novels, he can’t be that kind of guy.”
“Let’s match him with several types in advance. Then I’ll be able to respond. Hmm.”
As I did my eye makeup, a hum naturally escaped my lips.
Hehe, romance is always right, after all.
“Ah! You scared me!”
I was cleaning and resting on the sofa when a blue window suddenly appeared in front of me, startling me.
“I’m just lying here doing nothing?”
It didn’t even trigger because an achievement was completed; it just opened a blue window on its own.
[Achievement - Delusion is Freedom.]
[Content: Mistake the order of the massage.]
[Reward: None.]
“Why are you opening on your own? Do you want me to beat you up on my own?”
The system seems to have gone insane.
Now it appears even when I don’t call it.
Is it going to control my body next?
“Hey! If you do anything weird to your sister, you’re dead!”
As soon as that crafty woman came home, she saw me and started nagging.
Am I a punching bag for the neighborhood?
“Haa. Why would I do anything weird?”
“Your usual behavior is weird!”
Is my usual behavior weird?
Is it because I occasionally get distracted by her chest?
Because I naturally blurt out dirty jokes?
Because I nag you when I want to fall asleep like I’m fainting?
What exactly is weird?
Is she saying human desires are weird?
I’m a 23-year-old, ordinary human male.
Nothing more, nothing less.
“It’s not weird, it’s normal. Men are just like this.”
“Bullshit! Anyway, don’t stare at your sister’s chest! Don’t make dirty jokes! And don’t do any stupid crap!”
“No. Do you live inside my head? How did you know? But I have zero intention of doing that. In the first place, if I did that to a woman, I’d be heading straight to the police station.”
“Then why do you do it to me?!”
“Are you a woman?”
“You want to die?!”
“I apologize. I will act normally, like a typical man.”
“Yeah! Don’t forget that promise! Just try doing something stupid! And just try thinking about doing something! Hayan-unnie won’t fall for it! If you do, I’ll—! You!”
I scoffed inwardly at the crafty woman who was threatening me while raising her fist.
I know my own place.
I went to co-ed schools from elementary to high school, but I never once received a confession.
Women were always busy avoiding my gaze.
I thought it would be fine if I hung out with Ayoung, but instead, they just trembled.
Sigh.
I guess I’m fated to live with Lee Ayoung in this life.
That crafty thing hasn’t even dated a man before either.
We’re even.
Lonely people should just live together.
Childhood friend pure-love story, here we go!
Ding-dong, ding-dong.
“Ah, Unnie must be here! You better behave!”
I followed Ayoung, who was running over, to greet her at the entrance.
And….
The door opens. And you walk in.
A sweet melody naturally rang out in my head.
Can I confess to you? by Yu-X-Box.
“Hey! Say hello! What are you doing?”
“Oh! Nice to meet you! I’m the fiery man, Lee Siwoo!”
“Hmm? Hello? You’re Lee Siwoo, right? I’m Park Hayan. Nice to meet you?”
I was surprised to see the woman walking through the front door.
A dress revealing her fair shoulders with slightly faded golden hair.
And two long, flawless legs.
Wouldn’t the word ‘goddess’ come to mind for anyone who saw her?
Yeah. Right.
If that’s not a goddess, then no one can call themselves one.
“Yes! It’s a pleasure to meet you!”
“Hey! Why are you acting like that?”
“What? I’m acting normally.”
Ayoung tilted her head beside me.
She told me to act normally, so I’m admiring her normally.
Why? You got a problem?
“You’re much more handsome and cool than Ayoung said!”
“Thank you! You look like a goddess, too! Ah! May I call you Noona?!”
“Hehe. Sure. I’ll make an exception for you.”
“Thank you! I think I’ve fallen in love at first sight!”
“You really are unique, aren’t you? You’re as charming as Ayoung said. Want to go out with me?”
Hayan-noona’s eyes curved into half-moons like a fox.
My heart naturally started to flutter. Is this love?
But I mustn’t waver.
She’s a customer who came for a massage today.
I am a pro.
I don’t feel romantic feelings for customers.
But I can at least evaluate her internally, right?
“U-Unnie!!! Why are you dressed like that today?!!!”
“Hehe, Ayoung. Why are you so flustered?”
I looked at Ayoung, who was making a fuss beside me while talking to Hayan-noona.
She’s a nine-tailed crafty fox who looks like she’d give you her liver if you asked.
Is Hayan-noona a succubus with seduction and sexiness as a passive skill?
I feel like I’m going to have my essence drained.
Hmm. I’ll have to be careful.
Their charms are so different.
I can’t tell who is higher or lower; there’s no superiority.
Then, strawberries in both hands?
“Hey! Lee Siwoo! Get a grip!”
“Argh! Why are you hitting me!”
I was lost in my own delusions when a tremendous pain struck my shin.
Tsk. Is she crazy?
Kicking me in the joint all of a sudden.
I’m acting perfectly normally, so why the violence!
Seeing us bickering, Hayan-noona covered her mouth and laughed softly.
Her hands are small like a fairy’s, too….
“Hehe. You two live interestingly. I’m a little envious? Can I join in?”
“Hahaha! Irasshaimase! Please, come this way! I’ll bring you the menu!”
“Heh. The way you talk is really funny. I guess I have to look at you differently than an ordinary person.”
I guided her to the sofa while shouting a very polite greeting that staff use when welcoming customers in Japan.
Ah, do they not do that in a regular house?
But for some reason, I felt like I had to.
I feel like she’ll see me in a better light if I act uniquely.
Let’s bring out my suppressed craziness.
“Hey. Lee Siwoo.”
“Why.”
I turned my head at the sound of her calling me and saw Ayoung’s face, arms crossed, following me with her eyes narrowed into sharp points.
A goblin?
“Put away whatever you’re thinking right now.”
“I’m not thinking anything—. Yes. I’ll put it away.”
It’s a delusion. It’s the gaze of a mountain god hunting its prey.
Can she read my mind?
How did she know I was about to bring out my craziness?
Can you hear my voice, by any chance?
Lee Ayoung’s chest size is a D-cup.
There’s no reaction, so I guess she can’t hear it?
If she can’t hear my voice, why is she making such a fuss?
“Noona. What would you like to drink? Mizu and Ryokucha ga arimasu!”
“Hehehehe. I’ll have the Mizu, please.”
“Hai! Omachi kudasai!”
“Please…. Just stop it!”
I looked at Ayoung, who was shouting beside me.
No.
I didn’t stare at her chest, and I didn’t make any dirty jokes.
I just brought out a tiny bit of craziness to make things fun!
Siwoo is innocent! Hmph!
Anyway.
I poured water into a cup, set it on the table in front of the sofa, and sat down with a thud to look at Hayan-noona.
Now I can feast my eyes on this goddess-like Noona’s body and touch her with my hands, right?
Thank you, Santa Claus.
I will continue to live well without crying.
“Then, shall we start right away?”
“Huh? Already?”
“Yes! I want to touch, no, help you as soon as possible!”
It’s late, so I’m just trying to get it done quickly and rest.
There’s zero ulterior motive involved.
I’ve just been given a chance to touch her le. gal. ly.
“Then I’ll briefly scan, no, scan your body!”
“Ah. Is it a skill? Then take a good look at every corner. I’m confident in my figure.”
Hayan-noona lay back on the sofa and struck a pose.
As expected, her relaxed and confident appearance is very impressive.
Usually, beautiful and handsome people are uncomfortable with being stared at.
But she just had a relaxed smile blooming on her face, as if it were nothing.
She must have a lot of experience, right?
[Scanning Park Hayan.]
Past her hair, past her large eyes, to her cherry-like lips.
And….
‘Hmm. Her history seems a bit deeper than the crafty woman glaring at me from the side.’
My gaze lingered for a moment in the valley of history, and I was swayed by temptation.
But I could see in my peripheral vision that Ayoung’s eyes were turning into axes in real-time.
It was a shame, but I had to lower my gaze quickly.
It’s a good thing I trained my peripheral vision just in case.
[Scan failed.]
[Scan level is too low to confirm the target’s treatment area.]
[Guidance: Please increase your scan level or have the target remove their clothing and scan while they are in their underwear.]
“Huh? This is my first time experiencing this?”
How do I increase the scan level?
Explain it!
No. Is this giving me a chance?
“Is there a problem?”
“Ah…. That is….”
“Tell me. I’ll listen to what the problem is, Noona.”
“Uh…. Um…. It seems like a unique method is needed….”
Sensing something, Ayoung approached from the side.
Her intuition is incredible.
How can I say this without dying?
Should I give up and increase the scan level?
But it’s too much of a waste to do that!
“A unique method?”
“Yes! It’s not scanning like it usually does. I’m worried. It’s a bit unique….”
What should I do?
Will I ever see such a beauty in her underwear in my life again?
If I miss today, it might never happen again.
Usually, I don’t like this system at all.
But today, it feels like it’s helping me?
Should I trust it?
Hmm….
Yeah! Let’s trust the system for the first time!
Go for it, even if I can’t eat it!
“But I think it’s possible if it’s you, Noona!”
“Really? What kind of method?”
“Please don’t be flustered and listen carefully!”
“Hmm? That makes me a little anxious?”
“This is absolutely not me trying to satisfy my own ulterior motives.”
“Eh? Ulterior motives?”
I saw Hayan-noona’s eyes widen as if she were slightly flustered.
Wow. Even her flustered look is like a magazine cover.
I envy the men who were her boyfriends.
Sexiness overflows from her even without her intending it.
“I expect this will be a trivial request for you, Noona!”
“Alright. Tell me first.”
“Then, please take off your clothes.”
“Eh?”
“You don’t need to worry! I will absolutely look without any ulterior motives! Ayoung is here too, so there’s no chance of any accidents! You just need to be in front of me wearing only your underwear!”
Hmm. Good.
I didn’t stutter.
It felt just like a nurse saying, ‘Please pull down your pants’!
A professional tone with zero emotion involved.
Like an act for treatment. It was perfect!
“YOU CRAZY BASTARD!!!!!”
Huh? What is this??
I blinked for a second, but why do I see a river in front of me?
Hehe….
Is this the Sanzu River?
I can see a boatman rowing a boat.
Am I… dead?
[Achievement Completed - Massage Created Based on Physical Education and Anatomy]
[Content: Suggest the optimal preparation state for a massage.]
[Reward: Massage Technique - Swedish Massage(F) acquisition complete.]