Episode 1
The person reflected in the mirror was, in a word, delicate.
He looked to be just barely over 160 centimeters tall, and although his arms and waist weren’t exactly reduced to skin and bone, they were still strikingly slender.
By contrast, his hips and lower body were rather solid.
He wasn’t fat by any means, but pleasantly plump in a way that made you want to smack and pinch him every time you had sex.
His face was androgynous, the kind of unnervingly handsome look a stunning woman might have if she dressed as a man.
And the heavy weight I could feel between my thighs... this one symbol of manhood still seemed more or less the same as my old one.
As I stared at my completely different body in the bathroom mirror, lost in thought over what the hell had happened to me, my phone gave a chirp and an alarm went off.
"...What, was it that girl I met yesterday? I definitely blocked her."
At the sound of the alarm, I barely managed to pull myself together and muttered under my breath as I walked toward the phone by my pillow.
Actually, no, I hadn’t really pulled myself together at all.
It just felt so dreamlike that I had the vague sense of, whatever, let it happen.
And with that mindset, I realized something else: until yesterday, my voice had been rough and deep, but now it had turned androgynous, with a slight husk to it.
Anyway, I reached the bed, stretched out a hand, picked up my phone, and turned on the screen.
There were plenty of messages—ads, game alerts, and the like—but I had already set those so they wouldn’t trigger alarms.
So what had made it ring? I dragged the notification shade farther down, and at last found the most recent message. Its title read, "Congratulations! You Have Become a Well-Endowed Shota Bastard!"
"...What the hell is this? Spam?"
Normally I would’ve deleted it without even reading it, but I was only half out of my mind at the moment, so I absentmindedly opened the message.
The message said:
"Until yesterday, for three straight years, you slept with someone almost every day and used up and discarded frail women after a one-night stand!
I, the God of Pure Love, can no longer forgive your sins!
Relationships formed solely to satisfy fleshly desire are a crime!
The world you are in now is the Chastity-Reversed World, where common sense and values between men and women are completely inverted!
If you want to return to your original world, complete every quest I give you. If you fail, you will never go back!
You can check your quests after downloading and running the application connected to the link below!
Then I wish you good luck... Pure Love is the best~!!!!!!!!!
www.SunaeChoego.........."
"Heh... hah..."
After reading it, a dry laugh slipped out of me.
It sounded like complete and total bullshit, and yet...
if it wasn’t true, there was no way my body would have changed like this.
Rationally speaking, the contents of the message were probably true.
Had I suddenly developed sleepwalking and undergone sex reassignment surgery overnight?
Well, with a dick still attached, it obviously wasn’t sex reassignment surgery, but still—
it was more plausible that I’d been cursed by the God of Pure Love and had my body changed than that I’d somehow gone through some similar operation...
I gave up trying to think about it.
Neither explanation was remotely realistic or rational.
Rather than keep sinking deeper into that pit of thought, I figured it would be better to download whatever app the God of Pure Love had mentioned, so I stopped thinking and downloaded it.
The app I downloaded was called Sunaestagram.
It was an awfully tacky application, with a white background and a giant pink heart plastered over it.
I launched it right away.
The application was more ordinary than I expected.
At the bottom were a home button, a speech-bubble button, and a settings button.
The screen I was looking at now seemed to be the home screen.
Unlike the speech-bubble button and the settings button, only the border had been painted white; the entire button itself was black.
On the home screen, there was nothing but the logo Sunaestagram written in English across the white background.
But above the speech-bubble button, a number 1 was displayed, and I had a strong certainty that this was the quest the God of Pure Love had given me.
I felt a little tense as I pressed the speech-bubble button.
When I did, I could see there was one message waiting for me, and sure enough, the sender’s name was God of Pure Love.
"Seriously... how painfully lame."
The God of Pure Love was probably a title rather than a name, and yet he’d sent the message under something like that... it looked ridiculously cringey.
Normally, wouldn’t you put your actual name there?
I’d never once in my twenty-two years seen someone write CEO of ~ Company or Manager of ~ Restaurant in the name field, and yet this god guy had saved himself like this... in more ways than one, he was truly an amazing existence.
Anyway, I read the contents of the message sent by this so-called God of Pure Love.
I sincerely support your attempt at the first quest! Since this is your first quest, it should be easy to clear, so think of it as a tutorial~!
Quest: Let Han Yeri, who works part-time at the convenience store near your house, fuck you.
Clear Condition: You may tempt her subtly, but you must not take the lead toward a hot night or pounce on her directly.
Above all else, you must be the one who gets fucked.
(Since this is your first mission, I’ll be generous and leave the range of "subtle encouragement" to your conscience~!)
And so the first mission began.