[Chapter 58]
Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Villains and magical girls fight with dicks and pussies. If the villain's loser dick can't beat the magical girl's pussy and spurts out loser semen all blub blub, the villain loses. If the magical girl's loser pussy can't beat the villain's dick and squirts out loser pussy juice all splurt splurt, the magical girl loses. It's so simple even an elementary school kid can get it. You can tell the winner and loser fast and intuitively, which is why tons of people love this rule. Sure, I've never actually seen or heard of real dick-vs-pussy fights, but this is common knowledge everyone knows, right? Like how the Earth and Sun orbit the Moon, the Earth is a flat square, and there's a secret Nazi base on the Moon's dark side—does anyone go around stating that crap? Obvious facts that everyone knows just don't come up in conversation.
"Loser magical girl's loser pussy is no match for me, total easy win♥ What's the point of being Korea's strongest magical girl when your pussy's a total loser♥ Loser♥ Loser♥" In fights like this, seizing the initiative is key. No way a loser magical girl's fragile mind can withstand this Tyranno-sama's terrifying mesugaki insults! I'd stripped off all my annoying extra clothes that'd just get in the way of the fight.
"Whoa, that's insane..."
*Click click.* Flashes popped nonstop from the phone in Chae Sua's hand.
"Pfft! What the hell, loser. Don't tell me you've already fallen for this Tyranno-sama's perfect body♥ This is too easy♥ Magical girl defeat confirmed before we even start♥ Breeding reject, natural selection loser magical girl♥ Total loser♥ Why don't you apologize to that womb-factory baby-maker you've never even used once♥"
"Hah, I can't take this anymore. You're digging your own grave like a pro."
"Your grave, loser♥ Why don't you crawl in, bawl your eyes out, and jerk off in defeat♥ I'll specially allow this loser female to wallow in regretful ruin-masturbation with my photo♥"
The loser magical girl strips. Off comes the thin tee, black see-through panties, embroidered bra—all the crap that's just obstacles in a fight—and out emerges the tight, well-trained magical girl's body. I was a little intimidated by Chae Sua's alluring physique, like a healthy beauty strutting on a blue-sand beach in a bikini, but no way I'd lose to a loser like that? She's just a head or two taller than me, with plump soft tits, a brown ass big enough to smother my whole face, a body that won't tire no matter how much sex we have, and a pussy that knows every weakness of my dick. She's nothing but a 100% guaranteed victory alpha female Gold Sun, a loser mesugaki-proof winner. No factors where I'd lose, no matter how I analyze it!
Chae Sua's pussy, sitting naked on the sofa, was already drooling loser pussy juice. I couldn't help sneering at that pathetic sight.
*Squish♥ Squish♥* I press down on her pussy♥ press♥ press♥ to taunt her.
"Already leaking defeat pussy juice from your loser pussy♥ Useless for anything but making dicks feel good♥"
"Just to be safe, you need a condom?"
Chae Sua pulled a condom from the side table. 0.01mm ultra-thin. The wrapper says "99.999% contraception rate." Contraception matters. If a woman gets pregnant from a guy's semen, his brain releases some hormone? Horumon? Whatever—makes her unable to live without him. She turns into a convenient pussy-plug, semen-donation machine, or sex-toy meat-dildo that can't rebel. But no way I'd lose to that loser pussy♥ That's just common sense, right? Even if Chae Sua's pussy has a history of tormenting my dick and plundering my baby seeds mercilessly, this Tyranno-sama's loss probability is 0%♥ Plus, this is regular combat sex♥ Even if, hypothetically, by some 0.000001% chance I lose, no pregnancy from combat sex♥ It's not sex, duh♥
"Heh♥ Like I'd use a condom♥ In combat sex, you obviously spurt 100% pregnancy baby seeds right into the opponent's womb♥"
"Hmm, but this is sex. What if you knock me up? If you get me pregnant, you'll be stuck as my pussy-plug pet for life—cool with that?"
Ugh, seriously. I knew she was a loser, and it's not her fault she's a braindead idiot, so this kind Tyranno-sama forgives her with my generous heart. But getting this dumb? Even this kind Tyranno-sama's starting to get pissed.
"God, you're such a loser, so outdated. This is regular combat sex! No pregnancy from sex. Isn't that obvious common sense? Loser! Stop stalling and spread those defeat-guaranteed pussy lips already♥"
Stalling won't change your fated doom!
Chae Sua turned the sofa into a bed and lay naked on it. Even sprawled out, her tits kept their pretty shape, drawing my eyes. Those arrogant tits. That naughty rack had milked my cock mercilessly before. If I win, I'll use those needlessly huge tits as my footwipe.
"Here, I'll give you first strike. Put it in first."
The loser's long legs spread, exposing her loser pussy to the world. A pretty scarlet pussy drooling saliva in excitement. Below it, a pink wrinkled hole throbs, soaked in love juices, breathing heavily in arousal.
"Heh heh heh heh. Giving me first strike? Classic loser judgment from a loser♥ No way you'll attack, loser magical girl♥ I'll claim total victory♥"
Before inserting, I rub my third-rate dick against the loser magical girl's top-tier pussy. Third-rate's better than first-rate, right? Three's bigger than one—elementary school facts!
Rubbing my rock-hard dick against the axe-split crack, her soft labia gently wrap around it. Sticky mucus clings to my shaft.
"Greet your future master♥ First-rate pussy meets third-rate dick... Hnngh♥"
Ugh... Just rubbing my third-rate dick against this moist, squishy pussy feels... why does it feel so good...? No way this Tyranno-sama's third-rate dick would lose or feel good against the strongest magical girl's first-rate pussy... Must be my imagination? Definitely imagination!
Shoving aside the slight unease, I prepared to insert for the loser magical girl's total pussy defeat. I poke the glans tip between the soft, squishy flesh folds. The love-juice-soaked pussy hole slowly spreads, ready to welcome my dick.
*Schlup...*
Right before insertion, I informed Chae Sua of the new rule.
"Loser. Loser has to grant winner one wish♥"
"W-what? I never agreed to that!"
"Your panicked loser face is total loser♥ Too late♥ Now, time for the loser magical girl's worst-life-defeat sex staaart♥"
*Spluuurt! Spurt! Squirt! Spluuuurt!*
"Ogogogogogo..."
Heh... heheh... Wha... what... how's my diiiick... feeling thiiiis...?
"Heh... eh...?"
My dick feels good. Why does it feel so good? I just put it in a loser pussy... and suddenly my brain's melting with pleasure... gonna cum right in this loser pussy at this rate...
"Not moving?"
Chae Sua looks at me puzzled. B-big trouble. If I stay still, she'll realize I came... Gotta move... gotta thrust this loser dick that spurted semen in the magical girl's womb...!
But this hole... feels too good... Legs shaking after shooting baby seeds... hips twitching... can't move...
Move... move, you loser limbs...!
Before Chae Sua notices... before she finds out I lost... moveee...! Pleeease...! I'll lose like thiiiis...!
"What's wrong, Tyranno? You said you'd beat a loser magical girl like me in seconds? Move a little. C'mon?"
Chae Sua's pussy clamps my dick like a vice.
"Hnght... diiiick feeeels gooood..."
"Feels good? Gonna cum already?"
"Loser pussy like thiiiis... doooesn't feel... g-goooood... haaah fuuuuck...!"
Chae Sua's hips snake and writhe. Her vaginal muscles squeeze and knead my dick every which way. The warm wet hole, soft flesh tormenting my cock.
"Hngh♥ Doooesn't feel good♥ No waaay this loser hole feels good♥"
"Then buck up and move. You gonna win like that? Or wait..."
Chae Sua's eyes sharpen. Her pussy clamps down like it'll sever my dick.
"Ogoh...!"
"You didn't cum already, right? Huh? Didn't spurt baby seeds in my womb already? Right?"
"N-nooo... I... couldn't lose... I... I couldn't loooose...!"
"Pull out or keep moving to prove you didn't lose."
Hnnngh... gotta move... gonna move... can't lose to loser magical girl... gotta thruuuust...!
Gathering every last bit of strength from nursing days, I propped my trembling limbs and barely supported my body. Slowly... mustering all my power, I painfully withdrew my dick from her pussy. My cum-coated shaft pulled out. I yanked until the glans caught inside her, but not a drop of semen left. Probably all sucked into the magical girl's womb. Can't let her find out... can't let her know I spurted in the magical girl's womb...
"Heh♥ Heh♥ Heh♥ See♥ I... I h-haven't lost yet♥ I can do thiiiis♥"
"Boop."
Chae Sua poked my trembling arm with a finger. My body, barely held up with baby-level strength, collapsed onto hers from the release. My dick plunged deep into her core, glans slamming her womb entrance—
"Hoooh♥"
*Splurtsplurtsplurt!*
The second ejaculation felt even better and deadlier than the first. My whole body shuddered like an electric massager, stiffening rigidly to offset the ecstasy. Toes curled and uncurled, hips bucked wildly on their own.
"O... ah... eee..."
My mind went blank white... can't think... don't know... didn't know... if I knew thiiiis... nooo... Eyes... going daaark... My face buried in Chae Sua's huge tits... drool from my slack mouth making them slick...
"Eh... aaah... ueh...?"
I struggled to lift my head and look up at Chae Sua.
"Mesugaki face with rolled-back eyes and drooling is so cute♥"
Chae Sua smirked lewdly, stroking my cheek.
"But seriously, how do you plan to beat me moving this slow? Move already. Like thiiiis♥"
Chae Sua snapped her hips.
*Splurt!*
"Hngoooooh...!"
Wha... thiiiis... feeeels... wrong... Just... a little... movement... why... cuuuumming...?
"Move like thiiiis♥"
Her hips snapped again.
*Splurt! Splurt!*
"Ohok... ohooooh..."
Thaaat's... too muuuch... b-brain... melting from pleasure... going craaaazy...
"Like thiiiis♥"
*Squirt!*
"Ugyaaaah..."
Nooo♥ No no nooo♥
"Like thiiiis♥"
*Splurt!*
"Oooohk..."
My thiiiird-rate diiiick♥ Resistance brooooken♥
"Like thiiiis♥"
*Spurt!*
"Higyaaaah..."
Like thiiiis I'll loooose♥ Gonna loseee♥ Losing baaaad♥ No way nooo♥
"Like thiiiis♥"
"Nngoh..."
Resistance brooooken♥ Brooooken♥ Noooo♥
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*Splurt! Spurt! Splurt! Spurt! Squish! Splat! Poot! Poot! Pyusplurt! Spluuurt! Dosplurt! Dosplurt! Spluuuurt! Squish! Squish! Squish!*
"Ogooo... heh... heheh... eh..."
Heh... eh... hii... heh...