57. Villains and Magical Girls Fight with Pussy and Dick. Isn't That Just Common 'Sense'?
The sun's asleep, the moon's asleep, even the stars are deep in slumber on this very, very late night. I bolt awake on my bed in my room, decorated with cute teddy bear and cat dolls, screaming my head off.
"Eeeeek! No more spinning knuckle flicks! Stop... Huh? Phew. It was just a dream."
Probably because I almost got knuckle-flicked and punched by Chae Sua yesterday, I ended up having a nightmare. Good thing it was only a dream. I mean, come on, something as ridiculous as getting NTR'd by a mesugaki, then having a mesugaki soul possess you, turning you into a mesugaki who slays mesugaki? That kind of mesugaki slayer doesn't exist in real life.
Even though it was a dream, it felt so real. It was terrifying.
"Ugh. What a lame-ass dream. Dreaming of being chased by a lame mesugaki? And it had to be about getting NTR'd to her by my childhood friend of eight years? Total loser crap♥"
Me, of all people. Because of this lame dream, this Tyranno woke up way too early. They say beauty sleep is key, so if I don't get enough and break out, what then?
"Yawwwn. What time is it?"
The teddy bear clock on the wall shows the long hour hand at 3, the short minute hand at 4.
"3:04? Yeah, 3:04. Woke up at the most awkward time ever. I'm beat."
Should I go back to sleep? I pull the warm teddy bear blanket over me and lay my head on the fluffy cat pillow, but then I suddenly remember something crucial.
"Oh right! How did I forget that?!"
My brilliant brain wouldn't forget something that important! This is all Lion's fault! Lately, she's been knuckle-flicking my head nonstop, making the little Tyrannos inside hurt so bad my memory's shot!
"Gotta train those little Tyrannos more with Gu-mong workbooks later."
No time to waste, so I throw on whatever clothes. I strip off my pajamas with the circle, square, and triangle patterns and grab a hoodie and pants from the rack on the wall. Mask on so no one recognizes me, hat pulled low. As I'm rushing out, my eye catches the whip hanging on the bedroom wall.
"I always take it to Earth, but... I don't need it now, right? It'll just be extra baggage and tire me out. Logically speaking, you don't need a whip to fight a lame magical girl, do you?"
Especially against super-lame, ultra-lame Chae Sua.
"Just you wait, you loser. This Tyranno will teach you what the 'struggle' between villains and magical girls really means♥"
I hop through the dimensional gate and arrive at Chae Sua's house.
"Man, what a ritzy place. What does the Magical Girl Association see in lame Chae Sua to give her all this cash? It's like the money's rotting away."
They should give it to me instead.
"Lemme see... This is Chae Sua's place, right?"
I pound on the massive front door. It swings open, all pristine white, and out comes Chae Sua.
"Tyranno. Why so late?"
"I'm not late♥ It's your lame Earth's lame orbit that's too fast♥ This planet's a total dropout♥"
"Sigh... Come in already."
Pfft-kiss-pfft♥ For a loser to let me into her precious nest like this♥ She's done for♥
Her place lives up to the top-floor luxury apartment vibe—shiny, spacious, opulent. Pretty ornaments in glass cabinets... vases... all sorts of stuff that looks pricey even if I don't know what it is.
"Tyranno."
Chae Sua plops down on the massive living room sofa. She's wearing nothing but a huge white tee that barely reaches her ass, and when she hikes it up just a bit, a skimpy black thong comes into view. The black lingerie hugging her sleek, Latin-model-like, deeply tanned skin exudes raw, eye-catching allure.
"You know what to do, right?"
"Wh-what?!"
She's flashing her panties right in front of me and saying that?
"Of course I do, you dumb loser♥ When a magical girl shows her panties to a villain, he licks her pussy instead of saying hello. That's just common 'sense', isn't it? I knew even without you telling me♥ Who wouldn't know basic manners like that♥"
"Pfft! Heh heh heh... Yeah, good thing you know that obvious fact."
Feels like she's mocking me, but nah, just my imagination.
"Hmph. Everyone knows that much."
Uh... how does this go again? I did it earlier today, but I can't quite remember. I kneel between Chae Sua's legs. She spreads her firm thighs wide, revealing plump, fleshy labia wrapped in a single thin layer of fabric. Golden pubes peek faintly through the black cloth. The straight, meaty slit formed by those thick labia asserts its presence even through the fabric.
This pussy stole my virginity, pinned me down till I cried, slurped me up relentlessly, and even when I bawled my eyes out, showed no mercy as it milked my baby batter like a robber. Oh! Right! When she took my innocence, I forgot to kiss her in thanks for turning my baby-making factory into a proper adult cock that supplies baby batter to even non-babies!
Ugh. For this brilliant Tyranno to forget such basic common sense. Good thing Chae Sua hasn't noticed... I'll sneak a smooch without saying anything.
"Heh heh... heh heh heh... To think this would actually work..."
I ignore the lame magical girl's creepy laugh and shove aside the naughty panties blocking my pussy-licking. And there it is—a pussy so aroused it looks ready to devour my dick.
A clit swollen to the point of pain... pussy lips drenched and sloppy like the Han River in flood... golden pubes matted and glistening with juices... and a thick, musky female scent so intense I worry it'll sour my face. The sight and smell rape my senses, leaving my head spinning.
Even if my brain turns to mush, I've gotta do what needs doing... First, the greeting... Uh...
"H-hello, I'm villain Tyranno. Nice to meet you...?"
I plant the kiss I should've given that first day she stole my virginity—late, but packed with apology—on her tiny, cute clit. Mwah♥
"Haaahhh... Hnng..."
My puckered lips touch the pea-sized nub, and Chae Sua lets out a melting moan like she's loving it.
"Heh♥ Can't even handle a greeting like this, loser♥ Lamer than a kindergartener, total baby loser♥ Sperm loser♥"
"Sperm's going too far. Way too far."
I keep up the 'greeting.' Stick out my tongue long and clean the sticky juices clinging to her labia.
"Lick... lick... slurp... slurp... slurp..."
Get clean♥ Get clean♥ The pubes tangled in juices give my tongue weird textures as it passes. The thick bush pokes at my nose and mouth relentlessly.
"Loser♥ Pretty clever for a loser♥"
"H-huh? What?"
"Playing dumb like spinach won't work♥ You grew this gross jungle on purpose to block a villain's greeting♥"
Logically, nobody likes a pussy this hairy, right?
"Wh-what? Gr-gross? I mean, I've been too lazy to groom lately... but you don't have to say it so bluntly... Is this a hypnosis side effect or something..."
"Heh♥ But tricks like that don't work on this Tyranno♥"
Slurrrp... slurp... lick lick...
I've seen dramas where couples swap tongues during kisses. Memorable scene. So I try it. Like lovers kissing, I cover her slit with my lips and tangle my tongue with her pussy meat.
The sour, fishy juice taste intensifies, but greetings need 'sincerity' and 'care,' right? That's common 'sense'. This Tyranno doesn't miss a single etiquette detail.
"Haaah... hnng... haaahhh... haaang...♥ Good... right there... so good... ngh... How's a little shit like you so good at pussy-sucking after getting your balls busted... hnng...♥"
Whether she's moved by my sincere 'greeting' or not, sweet moans keep spilling out.
"Fuck, this is insane... seriously next-level... so fucking good... Glad I tried the hypnosis app... ngh...♥"
Hypnosis app? What app?
"Hypnosis app? You seriously believe that toy exists? Controlling minds with an app♥ No way something that convenient is real♥ You've watched too much porn and turned your brain to pussy juice♥ Perverted loser♥ Ultimate perv♥"
"Saying that with pussy hairs on your mouth..."
Whatever. Hairs stick during greetings sometimes.
"Yeah, keep licking..."
"Hmph. Was gonna anyway."
I keep greeting until she refuses or her pussy squirts 'hello, I'm magical girl pussy' all over. Common 'sense', right?
Slurrrp... slurp... smooch♥ smooch♥
"Heh heh heh..."
Chae Sua leans back on the sofa, watching something on her phone.
"Tyranno. Remember this?"
Her phone shows today's events, crystal clear. Chae Sua on the filthy park restroom toilet seat, legs spread wide. Me, with cute horns on my head, dutifully eating her pussy. Kneeling on the piss-stained floor like it was nothing. Burying my face in her pussy, making vulgar noises without a care who hears. Evil Chae Sua grabs the horns fixed on my head like handles, yanking my face around.
'Lick it good, you arrogant mesugaki brat... hnng, like that♥ Right there♥'
'Slurp... lick... lick...'
'I'm cumming, cumming♥ Suck up every drop of my pussy juice♥ Cumming, cumming♥ Cumming in a shithouse toilet while a mesugaki eats me out♥'
'Mmphf!'
Chae Sua's hand grips the horns and slams my face into her pussy. The squirting juices overwhelm me, flooding nose and mouth. So forceful I nearly drown in pussy juice.
"Huheh...? Y-you recorded that?"
"Yeah. Don't stop your tongue. It was just getting good."
Her glaring eyes scare me, so I get back to licking. Ugh, such an embarrassing video. That was from earlier today, when I didn't know 'common sense.' 'Villains lick magical girl pussies instead of greeting when shown panties.' I didn't know that obvious fact, but lame Chae Sua kindly taught me.
A loser daring to teach me is impossible even if the sun rose in the west, but not knowing basic facts is too shameful, so I swallowed my pride and learned from her.
"Hnng, ah. Haa... watching the video... makes me so fucking horny... gonna... cum... haaaahhh...♥"
Pussy juice squirts from Chae Sua's pussy. Sticky fluid splatters my face. Good thing I can give a proper greeting now, covered in it.
"Haa... so fucking good..."
"Greeting's over, so time for business, right? Snap out of it, loser♥"
The female musk from the pussy juice on my face torments my brain, but wiping off greeting traces would be rude, so I endure. Face, hair, and neck soaked in juice and pubes, I drop my pants and underwear. My baby-arm-thick monster cock throbs, ready to burst.
"The reason I'm at your place? To pay back today's humiliation. Heh heh heh. Let's fight, Chae Sua. Villains and magical girls fight with pussy and dick. That's just common 'sense', isn't it?"
I'll ram this dick into her pussy relentlessly till she sobs and admits defeat.
"Come at me already, you lame magical girl♥ Lame pussy♥ What, scared?♥ If fighting's too much, kneel at my feet like the loser you are♥ You loser♥"