Chapter 31
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Translator: 8uhl
Chapter: 31
Chapter Title: #The Rutted Carp's Haste (1)
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#The Rutted Carp's Haste (1)
「SALHAE: Ugh, fuck! Is that a human figure? Ri Airing is goddamn gorgeous! What the hell are you losers doing? A girl you couldn't even dream of in real life is right in front of you! Time to blow money you don't have! Load up 1,000 rounds!」
<> : A viewer quest has been issued by SALHAE.
『Viewer Quest: Rape! Ri Airing!』
『SALHAE's words: Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape that girl! Rape her the second you see her! Rape her super fast!』
『AI Help: The goal of this quest is for registered user B-612, Han Gyeowol, to rape Ri Airing (李藹齡). Upon achievement, 1,000 stars will be awarded to the world streamer.』
<> : Han Gyeowol (Streamer) has rejected SALHAE's viewer quest.
「SALHAE: ……….」
「려권내라우: Quest name lololol retarded lololol too honest about your desires lololol」
「흑형잦이: But it got rejected in an instant lolololol」
「당신의 어머: Guess 100k isn't enough to satisfy the BJ lololol」
「제시카정규직: What's new. This streamer's been treating thousands of stars like pocket change from the start. Was he born with a silver spoon? Anyway, you irregular gig serfs. Anyone got deeper pockets? Throw down big! Hurry! You gonna just let a beauty like that walk away?!」
「올드스파이스: Shut up. You're pissing off the NEET listening... Anyway, the streamer talks like a pro. It's movie-level. A masterpiece, even. I'd give it full stars.」
「폭풍224: Masterpiece my ass, no pussy means nothing! Virgin loser life, gave up on dating and marriage! Gotta vent in VR! That's what VR's for! My turn now!」
<> : A viewer quest has been issued by 폭풍224.
『Viewer Quest: I exist solely for that.』
『폭풍224's words: What do people live for? Sex. Nothing but sex.』
「AI Help: The goal of this quest is for registered user B-612, Han Gyeowol, to have sexual relations with Ri Airing (李藹齡). Upon achievement, 1,500 stars will be awarded to the world streamer.」
<> : Han Gyeowol (Streamer) has rejected 폭풍224's viewer quest.
「폭풍224: Why! Why! Whhyyyyyy!」
「윌마: UwAAAAAHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭」
「칠리콩까네: Sex!」
「칠리콩까네: Sex!」
「짜라빠빠: Sex on the beach!」
「닉으로드립치지마라: Damn. Always thought it, but this streamer really knows his shit. Dialogue's got no filter. Doing this without system assists... You crazies, isn't this broadcast giving you orgasm vibes without the sex? Why so desperate?」
[닉으로드립치지마라 has gifted 50 stars.]
[눈밭여우 has gifted 50 stars.]
「여민ROCK: Yes, next up, simp lord.」
「Владимир: Everyone. I'm Russian. I have a question. No sound. Says to install ActiveX. Can't install properly. Tell me how.」
「둠칫두둠칫: Fuck, banging pussy once is so damn hard. Why's the streamer so picky? Some religion?」
「엑윽보수: No matter how good the flow, no sex means red bean bun with no filling! Patriotic conservative savior's resolve! I'll live on ramen this month! Go forth! My 200k rice money! Show your power!」
「무스타파: Ooh! Exciting!」
<> : A viewer quest has been issued by 엑윽보수.
『Viewer Que.......』
<> : Han Gyeowol (Streamer) has rejected 엑윽보수's viewer quest.
「엑윽보수: 」
「진한개: Lmaoooo what kinda instant reject is this lolololol」
「려권내라우: Whoa. Does the streamer check the amount before rejecting?」
「영원한해병: Yeah, right. Wiped it before the message even fully loaded.」
「하루살이: Nah. He saw the amount for sure. Saw it during combat. This BJ's reaction speed is insane. Fuck, he's using "Teletype" mid-fight with no pause, no lag—you think he missed that?」
「groseillier noir: Ah, wanna do it romantically.」
「Blair: Agreed, baguette boy.」
「groseillier noir: Who asked you, punk? Island savage? Eat your shitty food.」
「Blair: Retard. Still collecting unemployment?」
「Владимир: Ah, please let me install ActiveX. Korea's security setup is too hard. Someone help.」
「액티브X좆까: Do your own↘jack↗ing↘your↗self↗ ♬」
「엑윽보수: ...This must be his way of saying buy yourself a hot meal, right? Yeah? BJ's looking out for me? Ah, patriotic conservative sheds tears of loyalty again today.」
「올드스파이스: Cognitive dissonance kicking in. Retard confirmed.」
「まつみん: Enter Matsumin at this point!」
「종신형: Ooh! Spirit-armored Japanese girl!」
「まつみん: Currently in Ri Airing's POV! Heart pounding! Those cold eyes staring at me! Slick hit-and-run rhetoric! Strong man's composure! Mr. Han Gyeowol, so cool! Step on me! Ravish me gently yet mercilessly!」
「올드스파이스: Been thinking, he's too strong...」
「대출금1억원: Gently merciless what lololol」
「まつみん: That's the vibe!」
「전자발찌: ?」
「まつみん: This Matsumin! 3,000-star viewer quest incoming! I'll make it happen! For beautiful homeland Japan's honor!」
「한미동맹: Hey! Why drag national honor into this?!」
「눈밭여우: ;;;」
<> : A viewer quest has been issued by まつみん.
『Viewer Quest: Matsumin, here I go!』
<> : Han Gyeowol (Streamer) has rejected まつみん's viewer quest.
「まつみん: Ah! Japan has sunk.」
「눈밭여우: ;;;;;;」
「헥토파스칼킥: Your country sinks over that...?」
「Владимир: Installed one ActiveX, nine left. Please help.」
「엑윽보수: Ah, no. Chinese beauty leaving!」
「종신형: Airing! Don't go! Love you!」
「귀요미: Yeah! Don't go! Making a girl cry! Han Gyeowol, you bad man! Grab her! You're too cold! Cool but you can't do that!」
「SALHAE: Ha...... No other streams these days...... Another day without sex......」
「궁디팡팡: Idiot, focus on the stream. It's fun just watching.」
「SALHAE: Who said it's not fun? It's great. Really good. Streamer handles dozens of AIs without a hitch—TOM aptitude must be off the charts. No slacking on direction, improv, or control either...... Perfect all-rounder. Where else you find a stream like this.」
「SALHAE: But my heart's not at ease. Fine dining's nice, but sometimes you crave street junk food, right? Especially in tough times like now.」
「엑윽보수: 2222222222222」
「흑형잦이: 3333333333333」
「궁디팡팡: Fair enough. Who doesn't. Keep grinding.」
「Владимир: Damn it! No one helped in the end! Evil Koreans! Evil Koreans!」
「まつみん: Hng.......」
[눈밭여우 has gifted 50 stars.]
[퉁구스카 has gifted 1 star.]
#Conversation with Viewers (2)
「불심으로대동단결: Oh, streamer's here!」
「한겨울(Streamer): Hello, everyone. Enjoying today's stream?」
「닉으로드립치지마라: Yeah! Watched it all! You killed it. Impressed. Keep it up like this!」
「SALHAE: But BJ, lemme ask something.」
「한겨울(Streamer): Sure.」
「윌마: I know what he's gonna ask lololol」
「짜라빠빠: Obvious.」
「SALHAE: Shut up you guys. Anyway, question: BJ...... Do you not need stars? Kinda, very slightly offended getting rejected so much. Maybe I'm petty. Usually no one rejects as stubbornly as you.」
「엑윽보수: Agreed!」
「まつみん: Seconded!」
「한겨울(Streamer): If it's about rejecting viewer quests, sorry. I do need stars. I'd love to get them. No intention of ignoring your support. Just... not mentally ready yet. I'm a bit......」
「SALHAE: A bit?」
「한겨울(Streamer): In life, had some bad memories.」
「눈밭여우: …….」
「랜섬웨어: No way, bad memories from fun sex? Molested? Reverse-raped?」
「팬티주세요: Nah, doubt it.」
「Tawil At'Umr: That's a good thing, no? Man's dream.」
「려권내라우: Depends on the partner. Hot girl? Jackpot. Orc chick? Legit suicide bait.」
「진한개: As a guy, wanna try it once lololol」
「칠리콩까네: Porn vs reality different, but still intriguing.」
「칠리콩까네: Porn vs reality different, but still intriguing.」
「맛줌법: ㅃㅂㅋㅌ ㅂㅂㅂㄱ All guys agree~ Getting laid somehow is pure bliss ㅇㅈ? Yeah ㅇㅈ Simp virgins who hate it even if girl initiates deserve soccer kicks~ And orcs ain't female, admit it bros lololol」
「눈밭여우: Everyone's speaking too carelessly. That's not something to joke about, even lightly. Apologize to the streamer.」
「크타니드: What the fox bitch? Silent all this time, now fully erect bitching?」
「하드게이: Yeah. Receiver can enjoy it too!」
「まつみん: No. Matsumin agrees with fox girl. Sexual fantasies are fun only when separated from reality.」
「닉으로드립치지마라: Yeah, you trash lives. Watch your mouths. Foreigners watching, don't embarrass the nation. Brains replaced with udon noodles?」
「헥토파스칼킥: Eh...... We know, just joking.」
「まつみん: Then all good.」
「진한개: But streamer's been quiet.」
「SALHAE: Did he really...... go through something like that?」
「여민ROCK: Nah, no way.」
「한겨울(Streamer): Saying this hoping no more Q&A like this. Hard to explain in detail...... Neither she nor I wanted it. We were both victims. Couldn't shake it off, so quests like before would've made streaming impossible. Sorry again.」
「SALHAE: For real......」
「진한개: Oof......」
「엑윽보수: Suddenly solemn.」
「둠칫두둠칫: Fuck, how you watch knowing his sob story? Real life ain't like that? Do shit you hate, see ugly crap. Stepping up to earn means you're just another cog, not some innocent kid. Everyone's got baggage.」
「눈밭여우: So cruel.」
「북진통일: Dumchit's cold but not wrong. Agree. Earning others' cash ain't easy. Hate sob stories. Old starfarms got enough of that.」
「맛줌법: 2222222」
「둠칫두둠칫: Piss off, retards.」
「북진통일: Ungrateful even when backed.」
「둠칫두둠칫: World's every man for himself. Family, friends—all backstabbers. Don't pretend to be close. Nauseating.」
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「SALHAE: Restaurance spamming mid-this!」
「まつみん: Mr. Winter, hang in there! Matsumin always cheering! For Japan-Korea friendship, overcome quick!」
[まつみん has gifted 30 stars.]
「폭풍224: Japan-Korea friendship lololol Ping-pong diplomacy? Nah, sex diplomacy lololol」
「눈밭여우: …….」
[눈밭여우 has gifted 1,000 stars.]
============================ Author's Note ============================
1. Torrents started after just 16 chapters, now updating every post.
Too bad...
2. Revising chapter 32.
Of course, no rule saying I have to post after revising.