Chapter 64
Chapter 64
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 64
Chapter Title: Today's Stream is Peaceful
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If I leaned too hard into the big-boobs gimmick, Dad or Seol-yoon might get the wrong idea.
Like, "Are you insecure about your small chest and trying to satisfy your desires with tall tales?"
But once I remember that I was born and raised as a man—a born alpha male—it's obvious that'd be utter nonsense, a ridiculous accusation and slander.
The only reason I decided to fake having huge tits was for easier disguise.
I've already been pegged on my hands and voice, those two dead giveaways, but if I become known to viewers as the busty type, the odds of getting outed in real life drop to near zero.
In other words, it's purely for self-protection!
Not some self-gratifying delusion.
No.
Nope.
No way.
"For smooth streaming, please delete any memory of that broadcast I did at dawn. If someone keeps bringing it up and teasing me on stream without erasing it from their head!"
<Then?>
<Whatcha gonna do lol>
<Ban?>
<Wipe?>
<Execution?>
<Yeah just come on alt if banned~>
"I'll go cry in my room. Until you stop."
<Gasp>
<That's serious>
<No more teasing!>
<Crying is a big deal>
<Woman's ultimate weapon...>
<Jeon Jeonseol's busty af>
<If anyone makes the streamer cry, this is Park Woo-hyuk from Jangsan-ri, Seosam-myeon, Jangseong-gun speaking—I won't forgive you>
<Jeon Jeonseol baby! We gotta protect her!>
<Wahh>
<Don't cry Jeon Jeonseolㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ>
No point picking a fight with viewers and staring them down.
Things would escalate to full-on brainrot memes.
Playing it cute and giving a little ground lets me control the vibe easily.
— Anon donated 1000 won "Never forget—Jeon Jeonseol got blackout drunk at dawn, turned on stream, and pathetically whimpered about having no friends." <NEVER FORGET IT>
<Fr lol>
<That never happened, total fiction>
<No friends? It's fine! You got viewers!>
<Those viewers got no friends either>
<Gasp!>
They're not letting it go.
Hmm, a bit of brainrot slipping in, but I'll hold back.
These guys are like kindergarten kids—they need the teacher to straight-up say playtime's over.
"Alright, time to fire up Teamfight Arena."
When it's game time, I wipe the smile off my face.
Can't stand losing from carelessness.
That's kept my rank win rate at 90% so far.
Rocket-launched up the ladder, now sitting at 97th.
Top spot's in sight.
Victory, get your throat ready.
<#1 All-In Queen? #1 All-In Queen? #1 All-In Queen?>
<LoonyBinJeon pulling all-in king again? Wanna call 119?>
<LoonyBinGo>
<Hey! No bad words!>
<LoonyBinPal>
<Is 'pal' short for polite?>
<Of course it is>
— JeonJeonseolWithLotsOfFriends donated 1000 won "But Infinity said they wanna collab—why no word from them?" <Fr, first female Challenger—big announcement incoming?>
<Don't fall for it>
<Don't get duped don't get duped>
<She's a Magical Fight spy!>
<MF devs even alive?>
<Partner streamer trip?>
"Uh, yeah. Hmm. Negotiations ongoing, no clue yet."
These days, contracts go digital all the time.
I've signed a few that way.
But Infinity Games keeps pushing for in-person meetings.
Won't even accept Manager-noona as proxy—gotta be me.
Feels old-school, but I get not wanting to work with faceless strangers.
Can't they just accept the jellyfish model as my face?
'Shady face-reveal leeches!'
If they're not dying to see what I look like, then what?!
Kidding.
No way that's it, right?
'Then no deal.'
I don't need Infinity anyway.
So what if they're the top game company worldwide?
So what if they're esports culture pioneers?
Even if mashing up every game's best bits is the dev trend, I still can't forgive the ones who totally crushed Magical Fight!
Kidding again.
I get that MF's only fun for the skilled.
I know how clever Teamfight Arena's system is, forcing win rates to 50%.
How sly the structure is, letting you blame teammates on losses.
How well that trick works—even with tiers as clear skill checks, tons whine their rank's low from "team luck" and they're underrated.
But MF's insanely fun, and once you're hooked, no other game has that depth!
Kidding. Zero lingering attachment. Yes.
"Ah! I wanna play MF!"
<lmao>
<True feelings slipping out>
<If you want it that bad, just do it>
<Who's stopping you? (Genuine)>
"How do you play tennis solo? Need a proper skill-matched partner."
<MF's 5v5 tennis, note...>
<5v5 is basketball, why tennis?>
<Jeon Jeonseol in tennis skirt...? Whoa! This works....>
<Yeah jellyfish>
<Translation: Victory come out!>
<That Victory got NTR'd by TeamA apparently>
<ωυαωυα>
<BlondeTanArena...>
<How much does she love Victory... Last time in MF she randomly went "It's Victory?" daydreaming, now thinking of him again>
'Not daydreaming?'
That was definitely Victory!
I held back 'cause he seemed reluctant to reveal!
The chat log after proves it was Victory!
<ㅇㅁㅇ dating for real?>
<Sharp couple instincts>
<Not couple, real deal>
<Gasp!>
<His fandom's scary af...>
<What if truck to the company?>
<lmao>
<Manager-noona sobbing>
<What to write on the truck? Condemning the vixen who seduced our pure Victory?>
<LoonyBinFox(new!) Jeon Jeonseol...>
<Stop adding titles lol>
— SharpFacts donated 1000 won "No matter how hard couple-shippers push, they've never met IRL once." <Scratch?>
<She seems pissed>
<Yo smile, don't sour the mood>
<Curious re Victory's age vs Jeon Jeonseol's>
<Fr lol>
<Is she actually mad?>
<Why mad? (Genuine)>
"No, come on, guys—guy and girl like N and S poles on a magnet? Sticking 'em together every chance? Not sick of it?"
<Science-y metaphor>
<Smart girl Jeon Jeonseol... (HS dropout)>
<Can't stick N and N tho>
<FxF MxM actually good?>
<Gayer than gay...>
<Venus x Jeon Jeonseol—who tops?>
<Girls don't do that>
<The one who loves more loses, so Jeon Jeonseol total L>
<Polar bear loses home again today>
"Why's the polar bear losing its home? Outta nowhere?"
Global warming, sure, but why bring it to my chat?
Randomly.
Earth as giant magnet, N and S poles or something?
<Gasp!>
<Some things better unknown>
<NEVER search polar bear drip>
<Until Arctic ice all melts...>
<Global warming scary, right?>
Internet's great these days.
Search anything, it pops up.
Even weird memes like this.
Search polar bear meme meaning...
"You bastards?"
Original poster.
Execution.
Cheering accomplices.
120-min ban.
"Crew, reflect in jail. Boss, bye."
<Nice, justice served>
<Yuri fans purged gg>
<Today's Jeon Jeonseol stream is peaceful as always>