Chapter 62
Chapter 62
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 62
Chapter Title: Friendless AF, I, Blanket Kicker
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[ThatGuy has donated 1,000 won.]
— ThatGuy "No wonder you never mentioned that friend you went to the theater with. Did you go to the movies alone?" I flinched.
This was a dangerous question.
If I admitted I went alone here, they'd figure out I'm that suspiciously pretty otaku from the part-timer's community post.
"Huh? No? I went? With a friend? She's a normie, so I didn't mention her. Yeah."
— Chat Lies... So this is what lying feels like — Chat No proof? Not buying it lololol — Chat Lie without all the question marks — Chat Imaginary friends still count, right? — Chat Phone friend? [NoxLovesBigVictory has donated 1,000 won.]
— NoxLovesBigVictory "You said you were friends with Wild and Victory, so why are you suddenly whining about having no friends?" "Guys like them? Can't meet in real life anyway. They don't duo queue Magical Fight with me! Hey!"
— Chat Friend criteria = duo queues Magical Fight? — Chat Hmm... Tough standard — Chat No wonder she has no friends — Chat Just online connections??? Thought they were real friends from how she talks — Chat Unicorns throwing a dance party of joy lololol — Chat Anyone can see she's a forever alone lolololol — Chat Hey? That's me? — Chat MaSSiVe ReSoNaNcE — Chat Deep Why did the topic shift to unicorns and forever alones there?
Are these guys insane?
[FriendlessAF has donated 1,000 won.]
— FriendlessAF "FriendlessAF." "Hey, you punk! Put some effort into your message!"
— Chat Scratch? — Chat LegendJeon mad cause no friends — Chat lolololololololol — Chat What! She's one of us! — Chat Jeon Jeonseol! Jeon Jeonseol! Jeon Jeonseol! [BasementPsychologist has donated 1,000 won.]
— BasementPsychologist "Honestly, you're an I-type in MBTI, yes or no?" "No comment."
— Chat That's a yes — Chat That No screamed Yes — Chat lolololololol — Chat I'm a T so I don't believe in MBTI anyway? — Chat You damn well an I — Chat Why leave home to hang out when gaming at home is great? [Anon has donated 1,000 won.]
— Anon "I-types are shy, bad at making friends, but get lonely if truly alone, so it's exhausting." — Chat Oof, sudden area splash — Chat AOE blast halt — Chat SorryI'llbeGoodSorryI'llbeGoodSorryI'llbeGood — Chat I-type who secretly ate lunch in the bathroom during break, upvote lol — Chat Is this the collective I resonance room? — Chat Yes it is [SoloLuncher has donated 1,000 won.]
— SoloLuncher "South Korea is a divided nation. Split into North and South, and South is further divided into insa and assa." — Chat Assa nation citizens hi — Chat lmao so sad for the insa losers missing out on fun Jeon Jeonseol streams — Chat But aren't you crying? — Chat What? I'm a voluntary assa — Chat Didn't get rejected, I rejected them! [ILoveIt has donated 1,000 won.]
— ILoveIt "So mid-size is I-type, right?" — Chat Brain freeze — Chat Get out — Chat Dad's watching — Chat Mood going south lolol — Chat Sick burn — Chat Turning off stream to hunt that guy down [DontFallForAntLick has donated 1,000 won.]
— DontFallForAntLick "You turned on the stream to prep broth for a planned late-night drinking mukbang, right? No way you got drunk solo drinking and started streaming for real lololololololol." "Of course it was, a concept, not, f***!"
— Chat Damn +1 stack — Chat Jeon Jeonseol sacrificing herself to show how dangerous booze is ㅠㅠㅠㅠ — Chat Feels like drunk texting an ex lolol — Chat Gasp! So we're the exes? — Chat That many exes? Kinda problematic — Chat No friends but exes? Damn lol [BlanketKicker has donated 10,000 won.]
— BlanketKicker "A little contribution toward a new blanket since the old one's torn." What? Why would my blanket be torn?
Did I do something weird with it while drunk?
I racked my brain, then spotted the donation nickname a bit late.
It was a joke about it ripping from blanket-kicking my dark history.
"Please refrain from incomprehensible jokes."
— Chat Jeon Jeonseol who can't laugh alone — Chat Scratch? Scratch? Scratch? — Chat BlanketKickKickKickKickKick — Chat Great to see her boosting the domestic blanket market [7979 has donated 1,000 won.]
— 7979 "Weren't we friends? I put Jeon Jeonseol for close friends on my new semester form." "It's still February, dude. What new semester?"
— Chat Wow lol filled a whole slot, just write Jeon Jeonseol — Chat Still do that? lol — Chat Left it blank, teacher called me in for counseling fml — Chat Didn't leave blank, couldn't fill it lololol — Chat Just swap with the kids next to you? — Chat How do you talk to seatmates you've never met? E-type? — Chat True hikikomori who struggles chatting with convenience store clerks, upvote lol — Chat Yu Kang-hyuk, I wrote you, why didn't you write me? Really hurt — Chat What's with the sensitivity lolol middle school girl? lololol Everyone sharing similar experiences, huh.
Ugh.
Why do I drink, turn on stream, and spill all this anyway!
[JeonJeonseolFAN has donated 1,000 won.]
— JeonJeonseolFAN "With all that girl power, why didn't you mention it usually? lol." This guy throwing the same question again, just softened after I ignored it earlier.
Hard to get mad outright, since I'm a criminal myself scamming with a G-cup cosplay suit.
Stings my conscience a bit...
Instead of answering verbally, I enlarged the text in the center of the screen.
It wasn't me who did the late-night drinking mukbang. No such person exists in reality. — Chat lololololololololololol — Chat Bury the black history! — Chat She's that embarrassed! Read the room! — Chat But impressive tho — Chat Instant karma on the thick fans! — Chat Hand length 13cm on adult build? Impossible — Chat Not adult build, Western build — Chat De-Koreanize, de-Asianize — Chat Don't you see the mood tanking? Write that s**t in notepad pls Uh...
It's not that I have nothing to say about the chest talk—it's that the chest is fake, so I got nothing.
My conscience poked me.
[Venus has donated 1,000 won.]
— Venus "Jeon Jeonseol, you've grown strong. On par with me or better." I dragged the two lines of text in the screen center and shook them one by one.
It wasn't me who did the late-night drinking mukbang! Such a person doesn't exist in reality! ...Zero convincing power, but whatever.
[Anon has donated 1,000 won.]
— Anon "Check out this popular post on LightIt, Legend-nim." Content too long for donation, so posted on the board?
Wonder what it is.
I upped my caution level a tad but opened the board anyway.
Wasn't doing any specific content right now.
Check the top one by likes and comments?
Sure enough, a title stood out from the rest.
📰 LightIt Popular Post [Author: CurrentJeonJeonseolViewer] [Title: How about Jeonseol Keeper for fan name?] 💬 Comments — Keeper has two meanings: Like gatekeeper, warehouse keeper, graveyard keeper, lighthouse keeper—the one who guards ~ And like decade-long friend, century-long friend—the friend meaning Jeonseol Keeper feels like a librarian guarding legends, and also Jeon Jeonseol's friend. Whaddya think? — Reply A bit forced? — Reply Sound kinda off ⭐ Top Reply — Reply Clear image, nice. Kinda RPG wizard vibe? — Nested Reply ↳ Reply Feels like a secret society, kinda cool ㄷㄷ — Reply Trolls trying to be friends with friendless Jeon Jeonseol ㅠㅠ — Nested Reply ↳ Reply Tears welled up instantly — Reply Jeon Jeonseol! You're not alone! We trolls are here! — Nested Reply lolololololol — Nested Reply This the copypasta? "Fan name... Fan name, huh..."
They'd brought up naming the fandom last stream too.
Felt embarrassing and awkward, so I glossed over it.
Jeonseol Keeper...
Friend of the legend...
Feels weird.
My face is actually heating up.
Guess I'm still not cut out for streaming.