Chapter 54
Chapter 54
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 54
Chapter Title: Stand at Attention, You Too!
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Standing at attention, you too.
0-Tier, 1-Tier, 1-Tier characters pulled right off the bat, and then doing rerolls? That's way too contrived of a situation.
This was the downside of live streams that had a script but weren't manipulated.
With luck this freakishly good, there was no way to stick to the script!
"Project: Savior offers free Rise rerolls! They say that once you blast through the tutorial once, you can keep redoing those 20 pulls indefinitely! The best part is you can snag the exact character you want!"
💬 Live Chat — Viewer Way too perfectly what you wanted, right? Lol wtf — Viewer Teacher hasn't even rerolled for Rise once — Viewer Whoa, first time playing and you know it suspiciously well — Viewer Why doesn't Rise come out for me no matter how much I reroll why doesn't Rise come out for me no matter how much I reroll — Viewer Don't fall for it, to get 3 free SRs you gotta reroll for 3 days straight — Viewer To get that many it'd take a week minimum lol — Viewer Luck is real af — Viewer Skill + gacha luck? What am I supposed to do against that?! — Viewer Even the streamer gets owned by capitalism, kinda cute Hmm.
This promo stream was contracted to be edited before uploading to NerTube.
I'd have to tell the editor to blur out the chat window when it goes up on NerTube.
"Alright, now let's check out the shop a bit."
💬 Live Chat — Viewer You already got all the chars you need, why bother? — Viewer What you got already is story hyper-pass — Viewer Fr, no need to whale Maybe so.
But I'd gotten promo funds from the advertiser—800,000 won extra that I had to spend in-game during the stream.
If I didn't use it, it'd breach the contract.
So this was what they meant by "adult circumstances" in otaku circles.
Did that make me an adult now?
The shop packages... yeah, they'd be a bit steep for anyone not rolling in dough.
I'd wondered why the promo budget was exactly 800,000 won—it was precisely the cost of scraping every package and grabbing all the first-time bonuses.
That's enough cash for several full-price games.
But I couldn't complain about the price just 'cause it looked pricey.
Ever heard of the young Pinocchio blues?
"These packages are a steal!"
💬 Live Chat — Viewer Really that cheap? — Viewer Warning: This streamer is a gold digger — Viewer Feels like capitalist maneuvering — Viewer Hmm... that price ain't bad? "Anyway, time to make some purchases. Hang tight."
After dropping 800,000 won and grabbing all sorts of stuff, I ended up with a ton of growth materials and 370 pulls.
The limited character Kanna had come out right at the start anyway, and spinning more felt kinda pointless.
...
Eh, whatever.
This'll make the promo feel natural!
"Here we go! Fantasy Gacha Spectacular!"
💬 Live Chat — Viewer What're you pulling for? — Viewer Kanna to 6-break let's go~ — Viewer This one's got fire — Viewer 370 pulls enough for full circle? The breakthrough system common in gacha games, where dupes of the same character boost performance.
In Project: Savior, you needed 7 copies for 6 breakthroughs—max was 6.
Might as well go for Kanna at 6-break while I'm at it!
...
Not a single dupe in sight.
💬 Live Chat — Viewer lolololololololol — Viewer Is this a rival company spy? — Viewer A! Gotta win no matter what! A! Gotta win no matter what! — Viewer Whaled 800k and ended up F2P somehow — Viewer Regression to the mean is real 1% chance for SSR.
Half of that, 0.5%, for the pickup character.
Theoretically one every 200 pulls, but there was a pity system for the pitiful souls who couldn't even hit that.
Hit 200 pulls, guaranteed pickup character.
And after 370 pulls, I got exactly one SSR.
Meaning zero on natural rates.
💬 Live Chat — Viewer Gacha too spicy gacha too spicy — Viewer This is generous tho? This is generous tho? — Viewer Breaking: No pity carryover lololol — Viewer Lmaoooo don't lie no trash game does that lol — Viewer SR dolls are good dolls too — Viewer 370 pulls for one Kanna! — Viewer Trash pull trash pull trash pull — Viewer Info: Probability of 0 SSRs at 1% from 370 pulls is 2.4267% — Viewer Whoa! Won the 2% jackpot, lucky! — Viewer Lolololol — Viewer Refund and reroll — Viewer Sharp refund instincts incoming — Viewer For refund reason, screenshot "cousin did the purchase" and they refund in 24hrs gg No, they showered me with love during reroll timing, but now that I'm whaling, it's all hate?
Doesn't this make zero sense?
Competitor hack?
Are they rigging my gacha?
This gacha luck was schizophrenia-tier.
"Alright! Let's push through the story now!"
I ignored the chat that'd tank the promo and dove into the story.
But I'd whaled way too hard on packages.
Got so many growth materials that my characters were overpowered.
Battles that were supposed to take some thought got cleared with a nose pick, and honestly, it wasn't fun.
They say games get boring if they're too easy.
"Behold the blade of the cash alchemist!"
💬 Live Chat — Viewer Whoa so satisfying — Viewer Wa y it loo ks so fu n — Viewer Rich kid tears fml lololol — Viewer At least act better you bitch — Viewer Let's make a guild 13tr Oh, guild creation.
That's in the script too.
Make a guild to draw in viewers.
"Alright, let's make a guild. But what should the guild name be?"
💬 Live Chat — Viewer Veronica's Secret Confessional — Viewer Milk Feeding Station how bout — Viewer SquishSquishTitsGang — Viewer Safe bet: Jeon Jeonseol Playground Hmm...
To capture that old-school vibe, Clan Legendary?
Oh, character limit.
💬 Live Chat — Viewer But streamer, no fan name yet? — Viewer Not even a vtuber, why fan name lol — Viewer She is a vtuber tho? — Viewer (Jellyfish) — Viewer This pro level deserves a fandom name — Viewer Better claim it before other places slap a shit nickname on ya — Viewer Jellyfish so Tentacle Gang? — Viewer Jellyfish food so Plankton? "Hold up, gotta keep the game stream going, so fan name later. Can't drag guild name too long either."
Getting paid for a promo stream—no detours allowed.
"Guild name: Clan Legendary."
💬 Live Chat — Viewer Quick decision maker — Viewer Origin of streamer nick? — Viewer What does Jeon Jeonseol mean? — Viewer Every move is legendary af — Viewer Last name Jeon? Sharp in all the wrong places.
Better stick to reading safe chats only.
"My skills are just legendary. I am legend. But it was taken, so I doubled down on Jeon."
💬 Live Chat — Viewer Confidence with reason ㄷㄷ — Viewer Cool — Viewer Jeon Jeonseol! Jeon Jeonseol! Jeon Jeonseol! — Viewer But rn you're shilling a trash game — Viewer Ooo... Scribes for fandom? Scribes who record legends Streamer as legend, fandom as scribes?
Ooh... that's kinda cool.
💬 Live Chat — Viewer If fandom is scribes, streamer is Chief Scribe? — Viewer Chief Scribe? Urk! My head! — Viewer Whoa why's the dot red — Viewer Stand at attention, comrade! — Viewer Raise the red flag of revolution! "What's this Chief Scribe crap."
💬 Live Chat — Viewer You don't know Chief Scribe? — Viewer STEM major? Lol — Viewer Isn't Chief Scribe common knowledge... — Viewer High school dropout behavior — Viewer Frail pitiful ethereal beauty Jeon Jeonseol too sick for school... — Viewer Whole yandere genre watched lol — Viewer Since when do lit majors get to dunk on STEM? "Hey now, no inciting fights over majors or whatever! No humanities vs. STEM dividing either!"
High school dropout life hitting a little too close.
Don't punch passing dropouts.
Quick sub-monitor search: Chief Scribe meant top commie party leader.
Soviet Chief Scribe? Yeah, heard of it.
Probably.
I must've.
Memory's fuzzy though.
"While you all chatter, guild's full at 30 members. Meet in the guild lobby?"
Near-futuristic guild lobby.
Probably modeled after a battleship.
Guildmates could gather in the lobby using their pulled dolls as avatars.
A place to flex cyber figures, huh.
I set Veronica as my rep character.
The living incarnation of maternal love, with thighs ready to burst and tits bigger than her head.
Bread...
Admiring Veronica's model in the guild lobby, and suddenly every guildmate around switched to Veronica too.
"Is this Busty Paradise?"
💬 Live Chat — Viewer It's a chicken coop! — Viewer Big don't mean all coops, stop the slander — Viewer SlimThickGang doomed lol — Viewer This is BustyGang territory! SlimThickGang back off! — Viewer But leader's small no? — Viewer Yeah your streamer's arm length 13cm lol — Viewer So how tall are ya! — Viewer Whoa lol body lol "No more personal questions."
Had to make an example out of a nosy viewer asking for height.
10-minute timeout.
Stand with hands up for 10 minutes.