Chapter 53
Chapter 53
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 53
Chapter Title: Capitalism is Cold
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Angels descended from the heavens, and humanity was destroyed.
Only a tiny fraction of people, those who fled underground, survived.
The sun became the eye of the watchful god.
Humanity could only survive in places untouched by sunlight.
But they couldn't live forever without ever returning to the surface.
Most resources brought underground were quickly depleted.
When everyone thought it was over, one project was completed.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Project: Savior] A project to create combat dolls powered by angel cores—an unprecedented energy source—that would fight in place of humans.
For some reason, dolls with angel cores only moved if they were in female form, so all combat dolls were made that way.
Yeah, the conclusion? It's a simp gacha game.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [This broadcast includes paid advertising.] It was homework.
The part I was handling was the tutorial where the player (commander) heads out on their first mission with four dolls under their command.
The game uses 3D graphics with simp-friendly modeling.
System is turn-based RPG.
The concept? Fusion, I guess?
Powered by angel cores, the dolls have lots of superpower abilities, but it's a near-future setting, so guns and bombs show up too.
A bit distant from pure genres.
Feels like medieval fantasy mixed with SF.
The atmosphere isn't bad, at least.
And the dolls are pretty with revealing outfits.
Pass.
The basics are solid.
💬 Comments — Viewer Promoting healthy broadcast culture, but bringing in this edgy game? What gives? — Viewer Dad's sobbing — Viewer Broadcaster in their growth spurt is getting money-hungry with ads; selling out the future? — Viewer Didn't you say you don't need money as a rich kid? "Ah, it's fine if I'm just using my own pocket money, but now I have employees I need to take responsibility for. Gotta pay salaries, right?"
— Viewer Girl head of household ㄷㄷ — Viewer Aah, so this is the weight of family — Viewer Jeon Jeonseol fighting! — Viewer Team A after this, right? — Viewer Nope? Gonna do Magical Fight? — Viewer Magical Fight stream exists? ㄷㄷ — Viewer Feels like a spy trying to tank the stream "Anyway, we've got the angel core, so shall we try manufacturing some dolls? Only 20 minutes in and we get 20 pulls? What a steal."
— Viewer No way she's that lucky — Viewer What kinda capitalist talk is this — Viewer Her acting sucks lol — Viewer Advertiser-sama is god! — Viewer Heard this game has infinite rerolls — Viewer Alright, let's go~ — Viewer What should we aim for? First time with a gacha game, so I did my homework.
The advertiser gave me guidelines on what to emphasize, which made studying easier.
What’s a reroll?
Short for reroll marathon.
It refers to repeatedly resetting your account early on using the free pulls they give to get the characters you want.
Game companies have tried various counters, but for Project: Savior, they just embraced it—making rerolls infinite.
In other words, play for 20 minutes and you can do 20 pulls over and over until you're happy.
You can almost guaranteed get your desired characters early on.
That's what they wanted me to highlight.
Pulls are free? Infinite fun?
Steer it that way.
— Viewer SSR popped lololol — Viewer Lemme see that luck — Viewer Infinite rerolls anyway, SSR itself means nothing—what pops? — Viewer Must pull Tier 1 The gacha animation involves inserting and removing a round angel core into capsules containing dolls to find one that activates.
The color of the capsule when your core is inserted indicates the doll's rarity.
10-pull shows the highest rarity among them, I bet.
Amid countless white capsules, occasional red ones mixed in.
And the one my core stopped on was prism-colored.
Anyone can tell it's SSR.
"Doom doom doom doom!"
— Viewer ㄷㄱㄷㄱㄷㄱㄷㄱ — Viewer Really? — Viewer Come on Alpha~ Come on Alpha~ Come on Alpha~ — Viewer Tier 3 pls "......Commander? ......Five more minutes. Zzzzz......" The first SSR was Kanna, a silver-haired loli character.
She has that familiar sleepyhead trait.
Familiar taste means quality matters.
Illustration passes muster.
— Viewer Whoa, Tier 1 right off the bat — Viewer Her luck is insane bb — Viewer No need to reroll lol — Viewer 20 pulls, should get at least two — Viewer One Kanna and reroll forever, bad end incoming lol — ??? Man, wish I hadn't skipped Kanna back then! Then three R characters in a row—the dud pulls.
But then the screen flashed again.
Another SSR.
"Are you my lord? Give orders... but not too often, if possible......" A samurai-type character wielding a katana.
Bandages wrapped around her chest, sleepy expression, silver ponytail.
Lazy powerhouse concept.
This character's name is Wolryeong.
Sleepyhead followed by slacker.
This squad gonna be okay?
But per simp law— the more they hate fighting, the stronger they are—these two dolls were top-tier monsters.
— Viewer 0-Tier popped lololololol ⭐ Top Comment — Viewer Congrats! Pulled the one true god Wolryeong! — Viewer Two SSRs in 10 pulls and they're Tier 1 and 0-Tier? How? — Viewer Is this skill? — Viewer Jeon Jeonseol is a goddess? — Viewer Doll names are Japanese, then kanji, then English? Why? — Viewer Spanish too lol Hold up, this is a problem.
Most gamers' reroll goal is getting both Wolryeong and Kanna.
I pulled both in one 10-pull.
Can't hype infinite rerolls or free rerolls now, can I?
Anyway, another 10-pull left, so let's pull that first and think.
"One more 10-pull. Oh?"
Prism capsule again—another SSR.
— Viewer For real? — Viewer No way — Viewer 3 SSRs in 20 pulls, total scam — Viewer Use that luck on lotto for life! — Viewer Lotto with this luck lolol — Viewer Info) Project Savior SSR rate is 1% — Viewer Odds of 3x 1% in 20 pulls = 0.096096% — Viewer Godly luck god tier — Viewer Ad stream, rates rigged right? — Viewer Watching Jeon Jeonseol spam SSRs makes me appreciate how impressive Coach Sung Seung-hyun was scouting for Ascend Skipped past the dud R and usable SR quickly to check the next SSR.
Light blonde big-boobed character named Veronica.
Wearing a nun outfit for some reason. Simp-modified, of course.
And those tits are as big as her head.
"Commander! Hi! What mission? Combat? Recon? Housework? Or......" Or what.
What a line to spark the imagination.
— Viewer Nice — Viewer LOLOLOL bread lololol — Viewer I like your milk jugs — Viewer Meal? Bath? Or me? — Viewer Too big for my taste Bubbly big-tiddy onee-san dropping lewd jokes?
Straight to my strike zone.
I almost let out an exclamation.
"Sex! ......"
Barely held back.
I'm streaming.
Phew, close call.
— Viewer Sex? — Viewer ? — Viewer You weren't about to yell 'Yas', right? — Viewer This is Yas lol — Viewer Exclaiming 'Yas' as an interjection? — Viewer Correct! Colored pencils! "Sticky good. Veronica. Super cute. I'm smitten. Totally in love!"
— Viewer Agreed — Viewer Phew, thought you were gonna yell Yas again — Viewer After Venus... her tastes are so straightforward — Viewer Suspiciously obsessed with big boobs streamer (female) — Viewer Academic consensus: envying what she lacks — Viewer Sorry... we didn't know ㅠㅠ "But doesn't this game drop SSRs way too easily? Total steal. Gotta start right now?"
— Viewer Only you — Viewer Rate's 1%? — Viewer Lotto with this luck... [User ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won.] "I'm on my 8th reroll and no SSR yet—is this rigged for real?" "Hey now, no impure donations in an ad stream. Donations off till the ad's done."
— Viewer Suppressing public opinion! — Viewer This is tyranny! — Viewer Give back our pure no-money-needed princess ㅠㅠ — Viewer This is the pro path you chose—endure with grit and evil — Viewer Instant corruption wild — Viewer If you can't buy something with money, you don't have enough money — Viewer Wow, this game looks so well-made, wanna play now—download immediately. Like this? — Viewer Capitalism is cold