Chapter 14
Chapter 14
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 14
Chapter Title: Friendship Means Pushing Your Friend Off a Cliff, Right?
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📰 Breaking News
[Author: Anonymous] [Title: Seeing Jeon Jeonseol fire up her stream, turns out she's just a TFA leech after all. All you bullshitters, come at me quick.]
— Anonymous
Fuck off, you bastards. What kind of TFA leech starts shooing away ants from their first stream? She turns on the stream and doesn't play Teamfight Arena like she said she would—instead she's grinding some insane physical-or-brain-twister hardcore otaku trash game, driving all the viewers away. Does this look like a leech sucking views? For real??? This bitch is just mentally ill. Something's wrong with her head. The people who said they'd leave if she didn't play Team Arena actually dipped—over 100 gone—and she doesn't give a shit. She doesn't care about public opinion or jack shit, fuck. This asshole just wants to play Magical Fight. That's just who she is. She doesn't give a fuck about the stream blowing up or anything. God, I wish she was a leech so she'd just play Team Arena for once.
— For Real, She's Just Like That
Yeah, she's just nuts.
— "Insanely hard"? Sounds like someone who's actually tried it... you 0-kill 19-death Mercury bitch.
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Busted hard.
— Still, she holds back on screen spinning, so maybe she cares about viewers?
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Cares about viewers (limited to Magical Fight fans).
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Can't she share just a tenth of that love with Team Arena?
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So when do we get to see that god-tier Illusionist play? FFS.
— First time seeing a game where every item is consumable lol what a retard design.
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That's the fun part.
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Is this Jeon Jeonseol herself?
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Could be Victory too.
— Idk about difficulty, but fix the voice acting already.
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It's drilling into my skull! "Mankai!"
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"Starlight! Zatchimento! Infinityyyy!"
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Victims already popping up addicted.
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Wasn't she always a degenerate?
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Thanks to Jeon Jeonseol, I binged Magical Girls Chronicle seasons 1-3.
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Stream just started today—how'd you manage that?
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Anyway, it's all Jeon Jeonseol's fault.
📰 Breaking News
[Author: Anonymous] [Title: Breaking) Magical Fight first game over, now storytime.]
— Anonymous
lolololololol
— Thanks
Thanks a ton.
— Gonna get good karma.
You'll be blessed.
— Thank you thank you sensei
Thank you so much, teacher.
— We're the ones enduring Magical Fight for the rewards—don't spoil it for free, asshole!
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For real, we should keep it to ourselves—why share??? Pisses me off.
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Magical Fight is torture?
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Torture confirmed.
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If you haven't watched, shut up please.
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"Alright, now for the story you've all been waiting for about Victory and his dirty talk."
[Viewer Chat]
💬 Stream Chat
Finally!
After endless torment and Magical Fight time...
Torture's over.
"I'm a big-tits fan, but Victory's into flat-chested ones."
MC (mind blown)
Coming in hot lol
Did she turn on the stream just to murder Victory?
If Victory's A-cup female fans feel better, upvote lol
Does that mean I got a shot? (jiggle jiggle)
Guy who gained moobs from weight gain approved?
Stop with the gross chat FFS
Whole world's gone gay...
Victory's a pedo... note taken...
Liking flat chests is a real red flag, right?
What about our Woo-seung's image?
Why even be friends with someone like this?
Are they really friends??
"Alright, next game."
???
That's it? You maniac.
Keep spilling the tea or riot.
Gonna have to riot to make her snap out of it?
Me
Lock
Me
Lock
I'm losing my mind I'm losing my mind I'm losing my mind
Hmm.
Still, we played a full 30-minute game—one line does feel a bit too short.
I decided to stretch the story out a little more.
"So, it came up while talking about Magical Girls Chronicle. She's the bustiest of the magical girls, right? Goddess of beauty archetype too. The beauty rep among magical girls."
I pulled up a browser on stream and searched to show Venus's design.
Visual aids make it easier to understand, yeah?
Blonde hair, bright and vibrant clothes, pure pretty girl concept.
Weapon's a bow with flower decorations.
"That day, I was hyping Venus up, but Victory gave this lukewarm reaction. Not like 'oh yeah, whatever, not interested'—more like? Dissatisfied? Reluctant to admit? So I pressed him on who his favorite was. And he says Nox!"
I searched and showed Nox too.
Black hair, petite, flat-chested, total loli type character.
Low-exposure black outfit, wielding a reaper's scythe.
Definitely packs that chuuni vibe.
"I said, 'No tits? That's not a woman.' But he goes, 'That's exactly why it's good.'"
Lololololololol
Long-ass murder spree, head spinning.
If Victory wants to punch Jeon Jeonseol, upvote.
Hello, this is Ascend legal team. Check your email.
This bitch is gonna get sued lol
Tit-talking makes me uncomfortable. Use sanitized terms like heart, mid, or mammaries.
Mammaries is sanitized??
Jeon Jeonseol, the badass dude who fears no female viewers ㄷㄷ
Love how she just lays it out straight.
This is how it should be—nowadays it's all gay meta, tasteless as fuck.
Others are careful cuz they're big, but she's small-time so she trash-talks?
But wtf did Victory do lol
Crime of hanging with a weirdo.
Lol
"Alright, dirty talk story ends here. Want the next one? One more Magical Fight!"
Aaah, torture time's back.
Boss is fun but the game's so unforgiving.
Heat level way lower than expected, boring.
What heat were you expecting, gay?
Victory's already fucked enough? Lol
"I'm Victory~ I suck loli~ I'm Victory~ I suck loli~"
Some psycho already changed nick to KidLovingVictory lol
FlatFloorVictory GTFO
Monsters born from Jeon Jeonseol...
As expected, newbies sucked hard.
I self-imposed handicaps: sealed 1st and 5th magic books, ignored solo kills outside teamfights.
Spent most time teaching viewers.
Still ended 0 deaths cuz they couldn't kill me.
Intentionally dying ain't my style.
'But teaching might actually be fun.'
Pride of planting an apple tree.
Might not yield a single apple.
But I'll plant it anyway!
Did second and third games the same way.
The bait for those was more Victory friendship stories.
Is this friendship lore?
Did I misunderstand 'friendship'?
Friendship means pushing your friend off a cliff, right?
Victory tying up Jeon Jeonseol and beating her? Otherwise the grudge makes no sense.
Ascend folks clutching their necks for real.
What, clutching necks?
Streamers thrive on friendly, relatable images, right?
Even better if you're a degenerate.
Take it or leave it.
The stories from games two and three were like this.
Surprisingly, Victory was a pure gamer who hadn't seen Magical Girls Chronicle.
Couldn't stand it, so I relentlessly convinced him to binge the whole thing!
After that, he pretends to hate it but secretly loved it so much he became a Magical Girls Chronicle otaku who brings it up all the time!
One side.
He told someone I'm better at games, which is half-true.
My winrate's definitely higher, but it's 5v5, so not that simple.
But thinking about it, yeah, I'm better.
Wrapped it up like that.
Stream to murder him confirmed, psycho.
What grudge does Victory even have?
Victory seemed to think she's a friend...
Is this real friendship? What have I been watching all this time?
"Any malice on my part is a misunderstanding. Victory would be thrilled to be used for Magical Fight's revival!"
Not misunderstanding, it's deliberate.
Her words sound like a cult leader.
Magical Fight Cult Leader Jeon Jeonseol ㄷㄷ
Be used by the lord!
Church pastor's got the same script.
Zealot.
"But since I fired up the stream, how about one game of Teamfight Arena?"
Magical Fight's way more fun. Fact.
But spamming only Magical Fight'll make Team Arena viewers bounce next time.
Show 'em Team Arena first to hook 'em into Magical Fight, right?
Line from some hero movie villain.
If I kill the hostage, you won't be under my thumb anymore.
But I spared this one, so you'll cling to hope the next stays alive.
Show god-tier Team Arena plays, they'll keep coming back.
And little by little, seep into Magical Fight streams.
Path to great revival ain't far!
Whoa really?
Martyrs who died on the cross... we won't forget your sacrifice...
Victory himself said Jeon Jeonseol's on par or better—what's her skill?
Reactions looking good.
Shall I show you?
My true power?
Held back during Magical Fight tutorials cuz stomping felt itchy.
Holding back full power ain't easy.
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