Chapter 13
Chapter 13
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 13
Chapter Title: Dizzy
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📰 Breaking News
Mysterious Lawsuit from Ascend...
'Ascend is like Victory's agency or something, right?'
I've heard of it.
Lately, internet streamers join agencies too.
There was a specific term for it, but I can't remember.
MVP? Nah. MSG? No.
Hmm.
Anyway, terminology doesn't matter.
By using Victory's dark history as bait, people finally gathered.
Magical Fight classroom, open!
My heart's pounding after so long?
"Everyone, please join #2031."
I typed it in the channel chat too, just in case they wouldn't get it from words alone.
#2031
I went into custom game creation and set up a Magical Fight game.
While waiting for all ten to join, I chatted.
"Has anyone here played Magical Fight before?"
Games are only fun when balanced, so if there were vets, I'd planned to shove them all onto the enemy team.
Unfortunately, no one raised a hand.
'All newbies!'
But that's actually great news.
People who'd never touched Magical Fight in their lives came because of my stream?
This must be streaming's true purpose!
If I convert even half, it's a massive win. Let's go in with that mindset.
Someday, Magical Fight will rise again!
Definitely!
I'll make it happen!
Absolutely!
Lobby full with ten players confirmed. Game start.
Unlike Teamfight Arena, Magical Fight lets you pick characters in-game.
Right before picks, I hit Pause and gave a quick rundown.
"Normally in 5v5, you'd do a 122221 pick order to build comps, but since it's your first time, just pick whatever you want."
— Chat
What the heck is ilriiil pick?
— Chat
Talking about draft picks, right?
— Chat
Aa, you don't know? Magical Fight invented cross-picking too.
— Chat
For real?
— Chat
BS lol
From the chat, seems like they knew about it too.
They copied that too? Teamfight Arena!
You plagiarist devs.
"Does Teamfight Arena have that? I never saw it when I played."
— Chat
That's normal games
— Chat
Newbie who can't ranked (Victory's rival)
— Chat
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
— Chat
Real newbie...? For real...?
— Chat
Never even seen a ranked stream?
"Ah, Victory taught me personally when I started. Didn't bother hunting down streams."
— Chat
Gasp!
— Chat
Direct lessons from #1 ranker in Teamfight Arena ㄷㄷ
— Chat
Royal bloodline, apologies for not recognizing
— Chat
Jealous af Victory's buddy fr
— Chat
Any sweet tips? Share pls
Chat loses it every time Victory comes up.
Guy's seriously popular.
But this is my stream. Magical Fight lesson time now.
Focus on the material, folks.
"Anyway, open Notepad and jot this down! Tanks: Uranus, Earth. Utility: Saturn, Moon, Apollo. Deal-tanks: Mars, Neptune, Phanes. AoE dealers: Mercury, Jupiter. Assassins: Venus, Pluto, Nox."
— Chat
?
— Chat
Greek-Roman myth?
— Chat
I know this! Solar system planets!
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Info: Magical Girls Chronicle characters
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At least no Akari-chan Hina-chan thankfully
— Chat
Akari's Neptune's real name, Hina's Pluto's?
— Chat
...
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Read it all and playing dumb to dodge aggro lol
— Chat
Too many, I'm dizzy teacher
— Chat
Why assassins in Korean not English?
"Did I go too fast?"
Thinking about it, the pace might've been brutal.
Just hearing it won't make it click anyway.
Best way is to dive in hands-on.
For total noobs, maybe better to pick based on looks over positions or stats?
Sure, all you see in picks is tiny icon faces like program shortcuts.
Still, first impressions are everything.
The one you pick from the pic might just click perfectly, like fate.
"Pick whichever picture catches your eye! I'll go over it slowly later."
— Chat
Why assume there's a later, teacher?
— Chat
Wanna know Victory stuff? Forced sub and slave away
— Chat
Game (torture)
— Chat
Mmm, already whiffing that old shitgame stench
The haters tried mocking my hard work, but I won't bend.
Magical Fight forever!
Thousand-Year Empire, eternal!
All ten picked characters. Paused again.
"F1 is your magical girl, F2 warehouse, F3 grimoire functions. Tap once to select, twice to swing view there."
— Chat
Warehouse? Why's there a warehouse in a game?
Thirsty for game knowledge. Love that studious vibe.
"Game mechanic: shop buys don't go straight to your character. Select warehouse, click shop beside it, buy item, then warehouse skill to ship it over. Pro move: control-group the shop—click it, hit Ctrl+number, recall with that number later. Gold tip. Memorize and abuse it."
— Chat
Shitgame
— Chat
Wow legit trashgame
— Chat
LMAO
— Chat
Has a reason it flopped
— Chat
Shop not just P key?
— Chat
That's Teamfight Arena
"Mid-fight item resupplies are part of skill expression, y'know? Teamfight Arena locking shops in combat? That's the real issue."
— Chat
Brain brined in inconvenience
— Chat
Hard ≠ godgame teacher
— Chat
This could take shitgame of the year
"Enough trash-talk without even trying!"
— Chat
Can't tell shit from miso without tasting?
— Chat
Watching stream, it's dogshit
— Chat
Ugh blech
Sentiment's turning nasty.
I admit the controls are pretty clunky.
But get used to 'em, and it becomes its own fun.
Can't fold here!
Stay strong, my legend!
Shop explained, time for items inside.
I broke down the items thoroughly.
Including early-game advice on what and how.
— Chat
All items consumables? Insane
— Chat
Wow, I can barely handle one active item
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Warning: 25+ don't buy 3+ actives or hands cramp to death
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6 item slots all consumables lmao refill system's ass tier difficulty fml lmao
— Chat
Fittingly profound since Victory played it
Honestly, games too easy aren't fun.
Magical Fight isn't hard—Teamfight Arena's just too braindead!
"One last must-know: the Grimoire system."
— Chat
Wtf more stuff still?
— Chat
Entry barrier what is this
— Chat
Great Wall's less fortified
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Insane barrier fr
Hard entry = more rewarding fun, I swear!?
To calm the rioting masses, I condensed it super simple.
"F3 Grimoire for stat points. Levels give 5 pts each—check and dump into what looks good. Chars have unique traits too; pick what vibes.
Like Teamfight Arena, Magical Fight has traits boosting chars/skills.
(Precisely, Teamfight Arena ripped off Magical Fight. Trash copycat.)
Unlike Teamfight Arena auto-unlocking traits at levels, here traits cost level-up points.
Choosing stats vs traits vs grimoire? Skill ceiling.
Depth everywhere—total godgame, right?"
"2-Grimoire: cool reset. 3: full HP heal. 4: full mana. 5: revive. 6: teleport. Each 30s CD; 1-Grimoire clears it for 20s. Play it, it'll click."
— Chat
Tons to study fr
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Paused how many mins lol
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Just send 'em to YouTube tutorials...
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Info: Total flop so no YT beginner guides
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Fr???
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Something exists off YouTube
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Who tf plays trash like this
— Chat
Host does lol
"Hard is bad" anti-intellectual wave! I reject it!
But gotta be nice teacher for newbies, so no fighting.
"You've all played Teamfight Arena, so early game: hunt creeps for levels like there. Then skirmish for kills. Unpausing soon. One, two, three."
Factored stream delay, announced unpause in chat too.
Lesson over. Time for live fire!
They'll love it once they play!
— Chat
?
— Chat
What's with this guy
— Chat
Dizzy, teacher
— Chat
Feels like attacking cuz we called it shitgame
— Chat
Quit shaking screen ffs
— Chat
Crazy bastard
"Ah, not screen shake—map reading."
Minimap shows ally/enemy units, sure.
But beats eyeballing positions yourself?
Constantly checking ally vision's basic gameplay.
— Chat
Spinning map 5x a sec wtf
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Stop!
— Chat
In agony teacher
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Gonna close stream
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Really seeing everything??
— Chat
Teamfight Arena too?
— Chat
Brain or supercomputer loaded?
— Chat
Eyes swapped for CCTV for sure
"Ah, alright. Tone it down a bit?"
Too intense map-reading for noobs, huh.
Streaming means minding stuff like this too.
No choice—dropped to every two seconds.
Better now?
— Chat
Slower spin ain't it chief
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Pls show your own char teacher...
— Chat
Covered screen and still madness?
— Chat
Slower but still barfing
"Hey, you aren't messing with me, right? You've played Teamfight Arena too? No map-reading?"
— Chat
Normies just stare at their own screen
— Chat
Map reading's minimap only? This normal???
— Chat
Even pro POVs no this insanity
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Heard Victory does this too...
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Gasp!
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VVictory rival confirmed
⭐ Top Comment
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To reach heaven of heavens, this is required
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No wonder they don't feel human—whole team's bots lol
— Chat
Not a robot
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Cheat drama f off—just a machine human
— Chat
They different alright
What? Normies don't do this?
Never peeked at others' games, so I didn't know.
...Vision awareness is that crucial.
Not doing it means you're messing up, right?
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