Chapter 101
Chapter 101
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 101
Chapter Title: Let's Communicate
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📰 Breaking News [Author: CafeLatteIsWhatImean] [Streamer Legend Cries Over Viewer Count Crash Today...mp4] Jeon Jeonseol returns after an 11-day hiatus. After just one notice about a cold and body aches, there was zero news—people were worried, but public sentiment turned ugly too. "If you're better, say you're better. If it got worse, say it got worse. Can't you at least post one line?" And then she went live today... (Clip of the sniffling, crying part from the stream recording) Jeon Jeonseol breaks down crying, saying her viewers had plummeted. But the truly terrifying part? Her viewers had barely dropped at all. Turns out she was the only one glitched out, seeing 50,000 as 500 lol. Yeah, understandable to cry if 50k drops to 500, but realistically, would it ever drop that hard? lololol I cried too—she was so stupid, so pathetic, so cute. Especially the end, her voice still thick with tears: "Don't go anywhere." I'm withdrawing my casual fan support for Jeon Jeonseol starting today. From now on, I'm one with Jeon Jeonseol—any attacks on her are attacks on me. Instantly got my head smashed in lol. 💬 Comments — Crying... Ah... Ah... It works... — What works? — Teacher, please hold your breath for just one year! — How does 50k become 500 lol? Shouldn't you first think something's off? — Dumb pathetic Jeon Jeonseol — Must've felt some guilt after 11 days off — Fair question, but she just bursts into tears lololol — That's what makes her patheticness cute — Honestly, if she were a guy it'd be total trash, but she's a cutie so she lives — Isn't she a vtuber? — Haven't seen the red pill reveal yet? She's legit legendary — Watched it, why call a face like that vtuber? — Instant head smash! — Get it now? Not all vtubers are ugly. Some just hate doxxing their looks and info. ◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ ⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ TodayFromDay1 has donated 10,000 won! "I thought it was one-sided crushes from you soup fans, but it's mutual love lol. We're officially Day 1 starting today, right? Muah."
<For real lol>
><Muah is too fast?>
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><Soup boiling over the pot edges?>
><Chill out, you uggo>
><Yeah, you're just my wallets>
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><Vow to be eternal live viewer bot>
"Ahem. Hm..." No, it's not like I cried because I like you guys or anything? I just panicked for a sec thinking taking 11 days off was such a huge sin that 50k viewers dropped to 500. Lately my emotions have been all over the place, so the tears just burst out. It's not like I can't live or would die without you.
⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ BurYuksu has donated 1,000 won! ─"Do a Vtuber's 30 Q&A for some interaction pleeease~."
"30 Q&A?"
I'd seen it trending on blogs or SNS before.
A template where you answer 30 questions to let people know you better.
Guess there's a vtuber version too.
<Let's communicate>
><You never talk about yourself honestly>
><Is today the day soup ascends?>
><Do it do it do it>
><Wtf is that, weebs>
><Jellyfish a vtuber too?>
><Anyway, she's a vtuber>
Public opinion's about 7:3 on 'do it' vs 'wtf is that'. I needed a bit to calm down before jumping into games anyway, so I figured I'd give it a light try. Dum chit dum chit. "This is kinda different from what I pictured?" Unlike the old blog trend, this was a video with a beat laid down. And it was only 1 minute 30 seconds long. That's less than 3 seconds per question? What is this, rap battle? ─"Starting Vtuber's 30 Q&A." The questions had a dubbed voice—nice-sounding woman's voice. ─"Name?" "Jeon Jeonseol." ─"Gender?" "......" Mouth jams up right at question 2. What a tough one.
><Why can't you say gender>
><Jeon Jeonseol/Controversy & Incidents/Gender Debate>
><She's doing it again lololol>
><Ah! Make her a guy!>
><There are people who stream with guy voices to hide being girls!?>
─"Height?" "......" ─"Weight?" "Hey, it's all personal info questions!" ─"Birthday?" "Ahem, hm."
<Answered 1 out of 5 questions for real?>
><So many secrets... That's what makes her alluring...>
><Scared of stalkers!>
><Protect Legend ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ>
No, seriously, only the awkward ones to answer! ─"Favorite food?" "Whiskey?"
<Is that food?>
><Oh dear, booze gremlin>
><Not a kid answer at all>
><lolololololololol>
Who's a kid? Have you seen me? Have you? ─"Favorite color?" "Black?"
<That's fresh>
><Edgelord? lololol>
><Kya lololol>
><Love this TMI>
><Blacks over whites... Note...>
─"Favorite song?" "Girls' Chronicle." (Magical Girls Chronicle anime OP)
<Kya>
><True roots>
><Expected answer>
><Diehard insane>
><Wtf weebs (don't know)>
─"Favorite anime?" "Magical Girls Chronicle!"
<Sudden confident voice>
><Tension up>
><Not wrong>
><Roots solid>
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><Venus! Venus! Venus!>
─"Favorite game?" "Team—ugh! Magical Fight!"
<She almost said Team, right?>
><Abandon MagFight? Abandon? x5>
><But she only plays Team anyway...>
><MagFight ultimately NTR'd by Team!>
><Hey lol MagFight lol Legend, we'll take your Team? lol>
><Abandon MagFight like trash! x4>
><True Legend fan through MagFight dark ages, but no real rival—games fun tho>
><Games fun (0 concurrent)>
><Hits 10 if 5v5 sometimes lol>
─"Scared of?" "Guns?"
><Guns aren't scary lololol>
><Guns don't hurt if they graze?>
><No guns in Korea, relax~>
><Wtf, military's full of guns?>
><My house near shooting range, always hearing shots>
─"Love most in the world?" "Um... Dad?"
<Surprise daddy's girl ㄷㄷ>
><Filial piety>
><Father-in-law suddenly pleased>
><Who your father-in-law?>
><Mom when I grow up I wanna be Jeon Jeonseol's dad>
><You? lololol>
><Unimaginable identity! No>
><Mom or Dad? Dad wins!>
><Damn so jealous>
><Diamond slut but Dad's the best lololol>
><Not Venus, disappointing—unsub>
"No, not for that reason!" The tempo was so fast there was no time for long explanations before the next hit. ─"Hobby?" "Games." ─"Special skill?" "Games."
<Hobby = skill? Living the dream>
><Top interview self-destruct answer>
><Honest is best heh>
><Gamers w/ hobby but no skill bawling ㅠㅠ>
><Shoulda said face genius for skill>
─"Personality?" "......Loser?"
<Wtf Legend Legend>
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><Loser vibes overflowing>
><Yeah yeah>
><That's why we like lol>
><If that face had bully personality we'd avert eyes lol>
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─"MBTI?" "INTP."
<Fuck you a C?>
><Introvert fam welcome>
><Outside blanket is danger~>
><Explains the weird behavior>
><Oi no bad words!>
><INT of intelligence>
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─"Goal?" "Uh, uh?" ─"Ideal type?" "Venus?"
><Gasp!>
><Yuri blooms>
><Venus my rival from today>
><How beat Venus lololol>
><Likes her own type!>
><Polar bear sobs ㅠㅠㅠ>
><Gasp!>
><Girls can like girls, support!>
><F-cup here, my chance? (jiggle jiggle)>
><Why jingle not jiggle?>
><Cuz...>
─"Aegyo time, begin!" "Uh!? H-huh? Uh? Ah?"
<lolololololololol>
><Cute even doing nothing>
><Broken is hilarious>
><No aegyo to dad usually?>
><Same as 50k viewers vs dad?>
><Father-in-law, give me dad spot>
><How give dad spot lololol>
><Adopt Legend? Need mad money>
Something like that. Couldn't answer about half the questions. The vtuber path is rough.
⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ Let'sCommunicate has donated 10,000 won! ─"Love the interaction stream—do it often~."
Is... that good?
I guess?
Feels kinda weird.
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