Holy Knight Yohan (6)
"Eeh♥ Your eyes look weird♥ Gross♥ Don't tell me you're in heat♥ Inferior male♥ Die♥"
The moment the battle began, the Mesgaki launched a verbal-abuse combo. It was such a textbook mesugaki performance that it was almost reassuring.
Like a lotus blooming from mud, a Mesgaki had blossomed even from Meschu's pepper patch. The divine name "Mes" had been foreshadowing all along.
"Mesgaki. Listen up."
"Listen to what? Heat-crazed inferior male♥ Die♥♥"
The ponytailed Mesgaki, who only came up to my waist, tried a different combo from the verbal one. The punches and kicks were cute enough to call "pitter-patter," but the force behind them was ferocious. I tried to grab him casually and got a shock that nearly tore my grip open.
"Kh!"
A Mesgaki's three-hit combo sinks all the way into the bone! My bones rang with a sharp tingle, and I had no choice but to abandon a counter and fall back.
"Pathetic male♥ So fragile♥ Dumb enough to pick a fight with a Level 2 when you're only Level 1♥"
Level 2. Sophia, watching from the coaching seat, was stunned.
"Level 2…! Yohan!"
"I know what you're about to say. You want me to use that skill, right?"
"No? I was going to say it's dangerous, so—"
"I really don't want to use it, but if it's an order from my Goddess! Then I will!"
"You think a skill's going to close a level gap? Give up and die♥"
Impregnating had to be saved for a situation where a forced assault was guaranteed to succeed. So I would take the measure of things with the lower-tier skill, Fire Truck Game.
"Mesgaki. Let's start a Fire Truck Game."
"Game, my ass♥ Sit down and apologize to the girl you dumped in the trash♥"
"The Mad Demon does not dump girls!"
"Yeah… Dad… is kind…"
"Ah♥"
The Mesgaki, mid-abuse, faltered at Lan-lan-i and Evni's cries.
"Two kids…? You're not an inferior male?"
Clatter-clatter!!
He was so rattled he couldn't even stick a heart on the end of his sentence. While he was distracted, I stripped.
My gear's defense vanished, but everyone knows the rule: the higher the exposure, the higher the defense.
It only applied to female characters—but a Mesgaki was a creature of a gender-reversed world. Therefore, my naked body became the ultimate armor, Mesgaki edition.
"Uwek… Gross…"
"The fire truck doesn't stop for a Mesgaki either!"
I gripped my sword tight and stepped into my footwork. Each step landed as heavy as a paladin in full plate.
That's right. Nakedness was the emblem of the Holy Knight—the Sex Knight. A Sex Knight's armor was his bare skin. The weight of divine power pressed heavily into the earth.
Dangle-dangle.
"Hiiiek! Stay back♥"
The Mesgaki recoiled in horror and thrust both fists forward. Wind coiled around the simple punches and came howling in like a storm.
Kagagagagak—
The vicious wind carved at my Iron Man flesh. But a great boulder may be worn by wind without ever being shaken. The naked Sex Knight planted another massive step.
"Begone, evil spirit! Begone, evil spirit!"
I shouted exorcism terms like skill names and drew my blade. The longsword I had forged myself cut through the grain of the wind.
Slash.
The tip scored the Mesgaki's arm. Shallow, though. As he yanked the arm back and retreated, I launched a flurry of follow-ups.
"Pervert male♥ Did you seriously think you could win♥ I'm Level 2♥"
Cornered, the Mesgaki fell back on his habitual abuse. I was about to swing again when a chill ran down my spine.
I didn't ignore the instinct—I leapt into the air. A heart-shaped fist-aura slammed into the spot where my cock had been.
"You dodged♥"
"You little Mesgaki bastard!"
Daring to aim for a man's life force! Even for a Mesgaki, that was an unforgivable crime!
"I'll beat that pussy until you bawl…"
"Pussy? Aha♥ I see♥ So that's what you thought♥"
The Mesgaki wore a sly smile—meaner than any mastermind in a comic or a movie.
"I am—"
"Hah!"
I wasn't letting him finish another insult!
I called up the image of a paladin from a game. Divine power settled over my skin as a faint armor; I couldn't cast proper holy magic that way, but I could still recreate that heavy sword style.
A sword style that could overcome a level gap and land real hits.
"Eek♥ Pervert male, your ears are clogged too♥ You never listen♥ Snap out of it♥"
The Mesgaki stamped his feet and a sandstorm rose. Fine grains drove into delicate membranes.
My eyes stung past the point of pain, but I didn't close them. A Sex Knight does not retreat from any hardship—he cuts down the unbeliever.
"Holy Sword Arts: Educating the Mesgaki."
I threw out a name that sounded cool enough and brought the blade down. It punched through the sandstorm and tore the Mesgaki's leather armor.
"Hwieek!"
Arrogant, but weak to pain—the Mesgaki screamed. Blood welled through the split armor.
The sight of those blood-spattered breasts set my lust boiling. Flat-chested, just like a proper Mesgaki. If he'd been busty, I might have been disappointed.
"Kyaah♥ Pervert♥ Pervert male♥ Who said you could strip me♥ Die♥♥"
Eyes narrowed to slits, the Mesgaki counterattacked with ferocity. For a moment I almost believed the Level 2 talk.
One punch. Just one punched clean through my thick Naked Armor. The kick that drove into my groin nearly knocked me out cold.
If the Mesgaki who had just struck my precious parts hadn't frozen in disgust, I would have lost right there. But the clearly virgin Mesgaki panicked at his first real encounter with a cock, and that gave me a golden opening.
"Self-Healing. Self-Healing."
I chanted Self-Healing and kept up the back-and-forth. The instant I burned through four Self-Healings in a row, something went wrong.
Crack.
An ominous sound from the longsword. This damn item broke at the drop of a hat. I flung the half-shattered blade to steal the Mesgaki's vision.
"No weapon♥ Not bad for a pervert male♥ Now crawl into a female's arms and cry your eyes out♥"
"I still have a sword left."
The sword a man is born with. The one that, once driven into a woman, leaves her unable to move.
"Holy Magic: Erection."
Throb.
My already sizable cock swelled thick and hard as a python. They said the primitives of old had swung their cocks in contests over females.
That ancient will lived on—in me, right now!
"This is my holy sword. Dickcalibur!"
"Hiiiek!"
Smack.
My cock, flexible as a whip, cracked across the Mesgaki's face. The heavy blow sent him tumbling across the ground.
"Gross♥ Disgusting♥ Please just die♥"
Teary-eyed abuse only pumped more power into my cock. The red mark on his face and the single stray hair made him even hotter.
As expected of a Mesgaki. A genius at pissing a dick off.
Sexual contact successful.
Effect:Fire Truck Game side effects removed.
With the side effects gone, I was invincible.
"Impregnating."
"What did you say?"
The Mesgaki thrashed his legs in shock. I calmly caught them and forced them apart.
Level-2 strength. Wind coiled around his legs. Whipped-up sand bored through skin and scraped bone—but I did not yield.
A man committing assault generates seven times his normal strength. Fire Truck Game, Impregnating, Lan-lan-i's "Go get 'em, Dad" buff, plus the act itself—my power was multiplied dozens of times over.
"Pussy. Let me see that pussy."
"Idiot pervert male♥ Your brain's been hijacked by lust♥ I don't have a pussy♥"
"What?"
I stripped the pants off the Mesgaki, who looked like he'd given up resisting. A cute little baby cock appeared.
"What the…?"
"I'm a guy♥ Idiot male♥ Like a Mesgaki would ever be a girl♥"
"No…"
I could not accept this reality.
"Kyahaha♥ You went soft♥ So pitiful♥ That's why you're an idiot male♥ Did you seriously try to impregnate a guy? Pfft pfft pfft♥ Braindead idiot male♥ Apologize to your own dumb intelligence♥"
The full-power storm the Mesgaki raised chewed into my body. Skin split, bone scraped, sand stabbed my delicate eyes, a throat overstuffed with grit choked—but next to the mental agony, it was nothing.
I clung to life with Self-Healing and roared.
"No!"
If this world had made the Mesgaki male, then I would change the world. It might look like perversion to ordinary humans, but this was a monumental first step—proof that one man's will could reform reality.
"Why are you grabbing your sword♥ Trying to resist♥ Idiot, idiot♥ If you're Level 1, act like it and give up♥"
"On Earth, we have a beautiful tradition called TS."
"TS♥ Sounds stupid♥ A dumb word, just like an idiot pervert male♥"
The groin is a human weak point. No matter how high a Mesgaki's level, he couldn't erase a vital spot.
Thud.
A foot stripped to the bone by the storm slammed into the Mesgaki's baby cock.
"Ghk…"
The Mesgaki wept from the pain. Looking at those glittering eyes, the thought crossed my mind that as long as it felt good, nothing else mattered—but I had no desire to become that kind of delusional freak.
"Self-Healing."
I chanted Self-Healing and restored a body on the brink of death from blood loss. A Mesgaki in normal condition would have raised another storm to flay me, but this one—one ball ruptured, blood trailing—couldn't manage a counter.
"You underestimated a man's will."
The limit of a gender-reversed little male-girl, no doubt. Sitting down and throwing a whole man-sob orchestra wouldn't change a thing.
"No—something does change."
The Mesgaki's sex changes. I swung the half-broken longsword and severed the baby cock.
"Ghhrrraaagh!!"
"A Mesgaki's scream. A Mesgaki's tears. How sweet."
I was no mere Sex Knight. I was a master surgeon performing gender-reassignment. A genius of the operating table. I cut off the balls as well and opened a hole in the groin.
"World! Behold! In this very moment! One boy has been transformed into one female! From the beginning, a Mesgaki was meant to be female!"
The trash Mesgaki, with no healer of his own, poured blood.
No—in honor of becoming a woman, she poured virgin blood. The dainty rear hole she'd always had, and the virgin hole the master Sex Knight had just crafted for her.
Just the right size for a cock. I slowly dropped to my knees, lined myself up with that virgin hole, and—
Mesgaki — Unable to Battle!
I only had to claim the sweet fruit… and the world hard-countered me.
A man's hot tears wet his cheeks.