Chapter 159
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 159
Chapter Title: Does the White Knight Dream of Adultery and Pure Love? (2)
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"Iris was lewd from the start."
Hearing that, Iris's eyes widened in disbelief, her mouth hanging open.
"Th-that's a lie! When have I ever been... lewd? I was pure!"
"...Pure?"
"Yes! Pure! It's because of you, Eugene, that I turned out like this!"
Her words made laughter bubble up uncontrollably.
"Wh-why are you laughing? Before I met you, I'd never even properly held a guy's hand!"
"...That's exactly why you're even lewder."
I shook my head briefly and continued.
"Normal people... especially virgins... don't suddenly offer to rub a guy's stomach."
"Th-that was because you asked me to!"
"Of course, they don't offer to breastfeed, either."
"That was you helping yourself!! I never said to drink it!"
No, but she brought me black tea, and there was milk right there on the desk. Doesn't that mean it was obviously meant for drinking?
'...It would've been nice if she'd just admitted she was lewd.'
I didn't want to go this far, but since the nurse wouldn't admit it...
I had no choice but to launch a stronger attack.
"Teacher. Non-lewd people don't give their first kiss to a dick."
At that, the nurse jumped up from her seat.
"Th-that's right!! Eugene! What are you going to do about my first kiss!!... My first kiss... tasting like cum... You're awful! Give me back my first kiss!!"
Thinking it over, this one might've been slightly my fault. Better to move past it quickly.
"...You don't moo like a cow and milk yourself at school, either."
"Don't change the subject! ...And! Even the mooing was because you said you needed milk!!"
Yeah, thinking about it, that was true too.
I had no choice to save Isolde, but I did ask her to do it.
'...Huh?'
I was sure Iris was lewd...
But picking it apart like this, something felt off.
'Did I really make Iris lewd?'
No.
Impossible.
Iris was lewd from the very beginning!
"...And finally, non-lewd people don't own that many dildos."
"We said to forget about that! And... they're not all mine! Only half are!"
The nurse making excuses that the dildos in the infirmary weren't hers.
'Come on, that doesn't even make sense.'
And even if only half were hers as she claimed, it was still more than enough.
"Then tell me. Whose is the other half?"
"...Li... Lily's..."
"...Ah..."
The moment "Lily" came out of Iris's mouth, it all made sense.
Dragging the saintess's name into this? She had no choice but to concede.
I let out a short sigh and opened my mouth.
"...Speaking of which, Teacher... there's something I want to say about Lily."
"About Lily? ...Come to think of it, with the knock earlier and all, how do you even know Lily?"
"..."
As I shut my mouth, Iris narrowed her eyes suspiciously.
"...Eugene, you didn't lay a hand on her, did you?"
Should I say I did?
'She was sucking dick before I even touched her...'
Of course, taming the saintess was necessary to clear "Revived Corruption," but this time, I really hadn't made the first move.
"...That doesn't matter."
"It does! It's super important!"
"No, what's important is what you taught Lily."
"Eek...!"
For the first time, Iris—who'd been rebutting nonstop—went silent.
"...Teacher. What did you teach Lily?"
As I pressed closer, Iris averted her gaze and backed away.
"I-it was just... normal... s-sex... education... a little bit."
"Normal sex ed makes her suck dick like that?"
"Th-that wasn't me teaching her! It was Lily's talent.... No! W-wait! How do you know Lily sucks dick, Eugene!!"
"Ah..."
I messed up.
Checkmate was right there, but in my excitement, I handed her a counterattack.
"S-see! You did lay a hand on Lily!"
"...I'm innocent. She jumped me."
"That doesn't make sense! How does a little girl jump you?! I've left her alone for nearly half a year! Lily's barely been here, and you already ate her up...? Y-you really do prefer the young ones!!"
Her sudden outburst about age told me she was stressed about it, even if she wouldn't say it outright.
"...Iris, it's a misunderstanding. I didn't eat Lily."
"Then how do you know she... sucks dick so well?!"
"...Just that far.... I swear, no sex."
I raised both arms in surrender, and Iris calmed down instantly.
"...Y-you didn't...? Then... it was just... kinda borderline..."
Fellatio's okay but not sex? An incomprehensible standard for normal people, but considering the nurse and Lily's hair colors, not that weird.
"Anyway, Iris..."
"...Look at you changing the subject again."
She pouted as I tried to pivot.
"Anyway... the reason I came to see you today is..."
"...Spit it out. What?"
As the nurse glared, I shrugged lightly.
"...Could I get some black tea first? My throat's dry."
"Hmph! Fine...! Just wait!"
Even while annoyed, she naturally prepared the tea—like a true nurse.
Moments later, Iris set steaming black tea in front of me.
"Here! So why'd you come?!"
"...To drink the milk tea you make."
"Eek...!"
Her face flushed red in an instant.
She knew exactly what "milk tea" I meant.
"...O-okay... I'll... g-get the... milk..."
I grabbed the wrist of Iris, who was about to fetch pre-milked breast milk.
"Wh-wh-why...?"
Acting ignorant despite knowing full well.
"Iris, no need to walk with sore legs."
"I-I'm fine. I've been sitting all day, so I want to... walk a bit..."
"I prefer fresh milk over the pre-milked stuff."
With that, I smiled brightly and patted my lap.
"Sit. I'll milk you after so long."
"Pussy usage instructions. Marjan."
Hearing Lilith, Marjan's thoughts ground to a halt.
No matter how he tried to deny it, her pronunciation was crystal clear.
"S-so... The Saintess... taught Eugene... p-pussy... usage...?"
"Yes! I learned pussy usage from Eugene. It was amazing!"
...This felt like a massive scandal.
The church's doctrines had loosened lately, but would they allow the 'Saintess' to lose her purity?
'No way!'
A scandal.
The top-tier kind.
'...I shouldn't... hear more...'
But despite knowing it was dangerous, puberty-stricken Marjan couldn't suppress his curiosity.
"...U-um... where did you... l-learn the usage...?"
"In Eugene's room!"
"...!!"
Marjan's jaw dropped.
'So... bold...'
Eugene's room—where Lucia or Vivian could barge in anytime.
And he did it with the Saintess there?
'...If they caught him...'
Knowing how deeply Lucia loved Eugene, just imagining the aftermath terrified him.
"...Good thing."
"Hm? What?"
"...No one else found out."
Avoiding Lucia's name, Marjan hinted. Lilith tapped her chin and tilted her head.
"There were lots of others, though?"
"...Huh?"
"Four including me!"
"..."
He didn't even know how to react anymore.
...Her first time was a threesome—no, foursome?
'Eugene!! That's too much!!'
He knew Eugene's stamina was insane, but a woman's first time was unforgettable...
'When we... did it... if only it'd been just us...'
Slap—
Struck by an impure thought, Marjan slapped his own cheek for the first time in ages.
"...Ma-Marjan? Are you okay? You just slapped your..."
"I'm fine. There was a bug."
"...Lily Whiteflang was watching, and I didn't see any bug?"
The oblivious Saintess pressed, and Marjan unwittingly scowled.
"...Eek! On second thought, maybe there was."
"...Anyway, keep going, Lily."
"Huh? What about?"
"Th-the... s-sex part..."
Marjan scratched his cheek to hide his blush.
Nothing like the vulgar talk from slum drunks in his childhood.
Back then, it was just disgusting enough to want to rip their mouths.
But now? Because the speaker was Lilith? Or because it involved Eugene?
He couldn't hide his interest.
"...That's everything."
"Th-there's gotta be more...! Like, it hurts the first time... or blood... comes out..."
At Marjan's words, Lilith clapped her hands.
"Oh! I only learned pussy usage—I didn't actually do it."
"...?"
Weird.
She's speaking common tongue, but it doesn't make sense.
"...So, Lily just watched Eugene have sex with someone else? Without doing anything?"
"Yes! Exactly! Well, not nothing—I wore a chastity belt!"
Lilith beamed the brightest smile imaginable.
"...Ch-chastity belt?"
"Yes! I chose it myself... but it's still tough..."
Every word from Lilith was impossible to let slide without rebuttal.
"...Th-that chastity belt... the one I know...?"
"Hm... Not sure what kind you mean... but yeah! I'll show you."
Before Marjan could stop her, Lilith flipped up her skirt...
"Here it is!"
A gleaming chastity belt appeared right before his eyes.