Chapter 158
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 158
Chapter Title: Does the White Knight Dream of Adulterous Pure Love? (1)
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My meeting with Melphisa had dragged on longer than expected, so my plan to visit the nurse's office ended up delayed by a day.
'...Well. It doesn't really matter.'
There wasn't anything urgent to do until Lilith returned after purifying the 'tentacles'.
Instead of adding pointless training during this time, it made more sense to rest up in anticipation of the busy days ahead.
Tap, tap-tap-tap—
I arrived in front of the nurse's office and knocked on the door in the specific way Lilith had taught me.
Suddenly, a clattering crash came from inside, and moments later, the door to the nurse's office swung open.
Whoosh—
The moment the door opened, the nurse struck a pose—one hand covering her face, the other thrust straight out ahead of her—as she shouted.
"Here I am! Iris! I've been waiting for you!"
...In other words, she was posing like a transforming hero.
"..."
I was momentarily thrown off, but I carefully opened my mouth, trying not to show it.
"...Teacher?"
"Eh...?"
Her hands came down so awkwardly it was as if they creaked like rusty hinges.
"Eu...gene...?"
"Yes, Teacher."
"...Eu...Eugene...why are you...? Here...? That was definitely... Lilith's... knock pattern...?"
The nurse's pupils lost their light as her body trembled while she spoke.
"Ah, Lilith told me the knocking method."
"Lilith...told you...?"
"Yes, it came up in conversation somehow. More importantly..."
I scanned the nurse up and down and smiled brightly as I continued.
"You have a hobby like this, huh. That's fine. No matter what hobbies you have, Teacher, I respect them."
She began backing away slowly, mumbling to herself.
"...Si...!"
"Si?"
"...I hate iiiit!!!"
In an instant, Iris dashed to the bed in the nurse's office and buried her face in the pillow, screaming her lungs out.
"Aaaah!!...I haaate it...!!...Hate it!!...Th-this...is a dreeeam!!...This can't be reality!!!...Wake up!!...W-wake up quick!!"
"Teacher, calm down. It's okay, I said."
"I...! I haaate it...!..Hic...Don't looook...!! Don't look at me like this, Eugene...!!"
"Teache..."
As I followed her into the nurse's office to calm her down, I spotted an array of colorful dildos on the desk.
"...."
Even I was flustered by this.
I'd heard from Lucia that dildos sold pretty well...
But I never imagined the nurse would own this many.
'She's collected every color of the rainbow... Even the limited editions.'
It was all so out in the open that I couldn't pretend not to notice.
I swallowed a short sigh and slowly opened my mouth.
"...Um, Teacher?"
"Not now!!...I can't hear you!!!...La la laaa...!!"
"No, it's not that... Th-those... dildos..."
"Kyaaaaah!!"
The moment I uttered the word "dildo," she sprang up from the bed like she'd been launched.
With quick hand movements, she swept all the dildos off the desk, tossed them onto the bed, and threw the blanket over them.
"Eu...Eugene...!!"
Her eyes glistening with tears, the nurse bit her lip hard as she spoke.
"Eu...Eugene saw nooothing. Got it...?"
"...What exactly? The dildos? Or... your transformation scene, Teacher?"
I shrugged once and mimicked her earlier pose, causing Iris to clench her fists and pat my chest repeatedly.
"Seriously! Don't do it!! F-forget it!...Forget it!!"
"Got it. If you say forget, Teacher, I'll forget. Haah... There, all forgotten. I don't remember a thing now."
"Hic...R-really...?"
Her expression held a sliver of hope, even though she knew full well that couldn't be true.
I nodded and answered.
"Of course. I, Eugene Calliope, have completely forgotten about Iris's rainbow dildo collection!"
"...Hwaaaang!!"
The nurse burst into tears and flung herself onto the bed.
"...Nooow it's ruined... Eugene's gonna hate me."
"Come on, why would I hate you, Teacher?"
"Hic... Because I'm... a lewd woman who can't even satisfy you properly..."
Women's libidos supposedly peak in their thirties, so the nurse wasn't exactly failing in that department.
"...Hic... Eu...Eugene... Even if I get lewd, will you keep liking me...?"
She peeked out only her face from under the blanket and asked, drawing an involuntary chuckle from me.
She was worrying about the most pointless thing imaginable.
"No need to worry about that. Iris."
"Wh-why...? D-does Eugene... like me so much that... th-this stuff... doesn't matter...?"
I lightly kissed her stammering cheek and continued.
"Because you've always been lewd, Iris."
"...Haa..."
Marjan let out a deep sigh.
He was debating whether to wake the saintess dozing face-down on the desk beside him.
"...Mmnya..."
What on earth had she been doing all night without sleeping...?
The saintess, who always listened to lectures with sparkling eyes, hadn't just slept through the entire class—she was still out cold even after all the other students had left.
'...Should I wake her?'
The thought that she must be exhausted if she was sleeping this soundly crossed his mind, but in the end, Marjan decided to wake her.
"Lily."
"Mmnya... Mm..."
"Lily Whiteflang."
"...Snore..."
"..."
She showed no sign of waking even after he called her name.
'Well... If she's this deeply asleep, she probably didn't doze off during class.'
As Marjan pondered how to wake the saintess, his eyes were suddenly drawn to her soft-looking cheeks twitching slightly.
'...J-just a little.'
This wasn't because he wanted to—it was purely to wake her up.
Having rationalized it to himself in an instant, Marjan extended his index finger and poked Lily's cheek.
"...This is... incredible."
He couldn't help but let out an admiring gasp at the sensation from his fingertip.
It was that delightful, soft, squishy feeling—like he could knead her cheeks all day and be happy.
Were all saintesses supposed to have skin this elastic?
"...Mm... Ungh..."
At that moment, she turned her head as if talking in her sleep and took Marjan's finger into her mouth.
Seeing this, Marjan chuckled softly and murmured.
"She's like a baby..."
Her innocent, youthful appearance combined with such an adorable action brought a warm smile to his face.
...At least until her tongue started moving.
Slurp... Sluuurp... Slurp...
"Kyaaaaah!!"
The instant the saintess began sucking on his finger, Marjan let out a scream like a frightened maiden and yanked his hand back with all his might.
'...Wh-what was thaaat just now?! What the hell?!'
Marjan stared at his now-drenched finger, his face beet red.
His common sense couldn't comprehend it, but he instinctively knew something tremendous had just happened the moment she sucked on his finger.
"...Yaaawn... I'm so tired... Mm... Marjan?"
Having woken at his scream, Lily rubbed her eyes while yawning.
"Li...Lily..."
"Yes... Marjan... It's me... Lily..."
Like a kitten stretching its arms, the saintess checked the clock after yawning and widening her eyes.
"Oh my! It's already this late!!"
"...You must be really tired, Lily. You slept through the whole lecture."
"Hehe... Yeah, I had some work I was asked to do, so I was handling that... But what were you doing, Marjan? No way you were waiting for me?"
Marjan gave an awkward reply to Lily's head-tilted question.
"...Y-yeah... I had something to discuss with you."
"Aww, thanks... But what now? I, Lily Whiteflang, haven't finished everything I need to do, so if it's about hanging out, it might not work..."
Marjan shook his head at Lily's apologetic expression.
"It's not that. There's someone who wants to meet you, so I came to tell you."
"...Someone wants to see me, Lily Whiteflang? Who?"
Marjan smiled lightly at the blinking Lily.
"Mr. Eugene Calliope."
Bam—!
"Th-the teacher?! Wh-when did that happen?! I thought we wouldn't meet for another week! D-did he... resolve that thing? Then why tell you instead of coming himself?!"
Lily shot up from her chair, spewing words at an incredible speed, but only one word registered in Marjan's ears.
"...The... teacher?"
"Yes! I've learned so much from Eugene! That's why I decided to call him Teacher! Marjan! Where do I go?!"
Still baffled by Lily's incomprehensible response, Marjan furrowed his brow slightly and replied.
"Lily. Calm down a bit."
"I already am! Marjan!! So where do we meet?!"
Her eyes sparkling and nostrils flaring—anyone could see she wasn't calm at all.
"...Before I tell you that, Lily—have you met Mr. Eugene already?"
"Yes! I have!"
"When?"
"Yesterday? Or the day before!"
Marjan let out a short sigh at Lily's words.
He felt like an idiot for agonizing over whether to wake her.
"...Then it shouldn't be a problem. I got the request from Mr. Eugene over a week ago."
"Ah... I see... Yeah, that makes sense... Teacher wouldn't call for me anyway... Thanks anyway, Marjan..."
The saintess suddenly radiated a gloomy aura after hearing Marjan.
'...Lily...'
Though there was still much he didn't understand, Marjan tossed out a question to comfort her.
"By the way, Lily—what did you learn from meeting Mr. Eugene?"
"How to use my pussy."
"...Pardon...?"
Marjan doubted his ears and asked again, but the saintess answered clearly and deliberately.
"How to use my pussy. Marjan."