Chapter 136
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 136
Chapter Title: The Blockheaded Saintess is in Heat (4)
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"Miss! It's Lily Whiteflang! I came because I have a question!"
"Kyaaaaah!"
Iris's piercing scream filled the infirmary.
"H-How did you get in!? I... I definitely locked the door!"
Iris rushed in front of the desk in a panic, using her body to hide the dildo.
"No idea! More importantly, I have a question for you, Teacher!"
Lily brushed past the question lightly and approached.
...F-First, I need to hide this dildo...
Iris reached behind her back, fumbling across the desk to grab the dildo, but...
As always, heaven offered no help in moments like these.
—Thud
The moment the dildo slipped from her fingertips, Iris sensed the end of her life.
"Ah..."
A short, final gasp laced with every emotion imaginable.
—Roll, roll
The dildo fell from the desk, rolled across the floor, and came to a stop at Lily's feet.
"Hmm?"
Lily picked up the dildo with an expressionless face, a sight that made Iris's despair even deeper by contrast.
It's over...! I'm done for!
The moment this incident reached the disciplinary committee, dismissal was a certainty at minimum.
...N-No, I can't let it end in dismissal...
In truth, getting fired wasn't a huge problem.
Healers were always in short supply, so even if she were booted from Carnea Academy, she could find a new job in no time.
...The real issue was being separated from Eugene.
She had only just realized the happiness of being by someone's side...
She couldn't lose that joy over something this ridiculous.
"...This is a dick, right?"
Lily, holding the dildo she'd picked up, flashed a flawless, innocent smile.
Uwaaaah...! Wh-Wh-What do I do!
Iris's eyes spun in circles.
She had to come up with some excuse, but nothing came to mind for this situation.
"Right? It is a dick?"
"...It's... n-not a dick... it's a dildo!"
Bam!
The moment the words left her mouth, Iris slammed her head against the desk.
Not a dick, but a dildo!? You idiot!! What kind of excuse is that!!
A nurse teacher carrying a dildo around the academy.
Even if they called her a lewd teacher, she wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
"...A dildo? What's a dildo? No matter how I look at it, it's a dick?"
Lily fiddled with the dildo, tilting her head.
It was thick, long, veined, and a dark reddish-black.
Exactly as described in the book—a vicious-looking thing.
If there was any difference, it was only that it wasn't attached between a man's legs but lying on the floor.
Lily asked with pure curiosity.
"What's the difference between a dildo and a dick?"
"W-Well... a dildo is... a dick made... for... educational purposes..."
The more Iris spoke, the smaller her voice grew.
What school in the world used something this vicious for education?
No... I did hear that schools training high-class courtesans use dildos for sex ed...
But unfortunately, this was Carnea.
A place to nurture the empire's future and dreams—not courtesans!
"Hmm... I don't really get it, but it's a dick anyway, right?"
"...W-Well..."
"Right?"
"....Yes."
Facing Lily's sparkling eyes, Iris could make no more excuses.
In the end, she admitted it and bowed her head.
...Sorry, Eugene. Looks like this is the end for me...
Iris wiped away tears with the back of her hand.
If she were expelled from Carnea, she wouldn't see him as often, but if she worked as a healer in Sankisan Village, she could stay as close as possible.
As Iris imagined her post-dismissal future, Lily hopped cutely with a laugh.
"Hehe! The moment I step into the infirmary, a dick falls right into my hands! Lily—no, Lily Whiteflang—is blessed by fortune today! Perfect timing!"
Getting a dick was good luck...?
What on earth was this girl talking about?
"Now, Teacher! Use this dick—no, this dildo—to teach me how to make love!"
"...M-Make love?"
Iris blinked.
The conversation had veered so unexpectedly that her brain couldn't keep up.
"Yes! Lately, my chest has been so tight from all this love stuff! The book said making love fills your body up... but the more I do it, the emptier I feel!"
"....?"
She couldn't make heads or tails of it, but one thing was clear.
This girl... has something wrong with her head!
She was wearing the Carnea uniform, so she was definitely a student, but how had she even gotten in?
"On my way from the classroom to the infirmary, I kept thinking about what I was missing!"
...Regardless of the other girl's mental state, Iris was the one with the weakness here.
She had to coax her carefully without offending her.
"...S-So... what were you missing?"
"Ejaculation! Without ejaculation, there's no love!"
"...Pardon?"
"The book said you feel true love the moment the dick ejaculates inside the pussy!"
"..."
Before meeting Eugene, she would have screamed that it was nonsense right then.
But...
...Th-That's... definitely true...
Having experienced it herself, she couldn't deny it.
The satisfaction of Eugene's semen filling her womb could only be described as love.
"So teach me how to make it ejaculate!"
"...Me?"
"Yes! The moment I saw you, Teacher, I just knew you'd be amazing at making it cum!"
...A compliment?
Was this really something to take as praise?
While Iris pondered, Lily had already entered the infirmary and taken a seat.
"Come on, Teacher! Hurry!"
Lily nodded eagerly, eyes sparkling.
...N-No choice now...
Iris swallowed a sigh and sat in her chair.
"A-All right... I'll teach you how to make it ejaculate..."
"Hehe! Thank you, Teacher!"
"...B-But first, I'll show you how to do it with your hands."
Lily tilted her head at Iris's words.
"Why hands instead of pussy? The book said to use the pussy..."
"L-Love has stages too! Hands first! Then mouth! Breasts! Pussy! You have to follow that order!"
She said it because she couldn't masturbate with a dildo in front of a student, but realizing it, she noticed she'd recited the exact order she'd done with Eugene.
"I see! I learned something new! Books have their limits after all! Good thing I asked you, Teacher!"
Lily smiled—a smile so pure it felt sacred.
Iris swallowed tears at the sight.
...How did it come to this?
All she wanted was a simple masturbation session...
Now she was teaching a student handjob techniques.
Life was unpredictable, but this was too much.
"Okay, Teacher! Lily's ready!"
Lily struck a serious listening pose, leaving Iris no room to back out.
"...W-Watch closely."
Stroke, stroke—
Iris gripped the dildo and moved her hand lightly.
I'll end this as fast as possible...
Iris planned to teach Lily only the most basic, gentle handjob.
This wasn't a brothel teaching men-pleasing techniques—it was Carnea, after all!
"Aha! Like this, right!"
...Until she saw Lily's talent, that is.
"....!"
They say a master swordsman can gauge an opponent's skill just by how they grip the sword.
Iris was the same.
With her expertise, she could tell Lily's handjob prowess just from that grip.
This can't be...!
If Iris was a genius at handjobs, Lily was a demon.
Unlike Iris's soft, tender technique that gently led to climax, Lily's was like a legendary succubus—purely designed to milk every drop of semen.
"How am I doing, Teacher? Is Lily Whiteflang doing well?"
"...Ngh... Y-You're doing great."
Great didn't even begin to cover it.
What terrified Iris more was that this was Lily's first time.
A bit unrefined still... but her talent for handjobs is on my level... or beyond?
For some reason, her chest tightened as Iris bit her lower lip.
...No... I can't lose!
Memories of being called a handjob genius by Eugene surged, making her adjust the pressure in each finger.
Strong pressure with thumb, middle, and pinky! Lighter with index and ring!
A precise control that mimicked the pleasure of pussy insertion.
It was Iris's ultimate technique—even Eugene moaned from it.
...How's that! You can't copy this!
With a touch of superiority, Iris glanced at Lily's profile.
"...Hmm... Tricky... What if I do it like this?"
"...! Th-That's...!"
Iris gasped at Lily's hand movement.
I was wrong...!
Iris could mimic pussy pleasure with handjobs, but it was just mimicry.
Of course, the real pussy felt better.
But Lily's motion amplified the unique pleasure only a handjob could provide.
...She figured it out instantly... A monster... no... demonic talent...
The lewd genius gulped at the arrival of a lascivious fiend straight from hell.