Chapter 135
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 135
Chapter Title: The Blockhead Saintess in Heat (3)
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"Fuck!"
My entire body was caked in dirt as I hurled the shovel aside.
'None!'
No matter how thoroughly I dug, there were no bones that could serve as a host for the 'Revived Corruption'.
Just in case I'd missed something, I checked over and over again, but still came up empty.
'...Why? Why the hell aren't there any?'
By the time you hit the fourth boss card, it didn't just pop up out of nowhere one day.
It could only revive through a corpse that had accumulated a certain level of demonic energy.
In other words, for the 'Revived Corruption' to appear right around midterms, there had to be a body soaking up demonic energy in this graveyard by now!
'Where did I go wrong...'
In the wolf's case, it was the bugs we'd slaughtered. For the intruders, it was the princess sticking around Carnea. Every outcome so far had a clear cause.
...But this time, I hadn't the foggiest clue.
Maybe I'd never even bothered checking the graveyard before because I figured butterfly effects like this wouldn't happen.
'I got nothing...'
After agonizing over it for a while, I let out a sigh and stood up.
I had no idea why this was happening, but I couldn't just sit on my hands.
'One last sweep, then...'
I picked up the discarded shovel and trudged onward.
As far as Marjan knew, ever since arriving in Carnea, Lady Lucia hadn't spent a single night away from Lord Eugene's room.
'When the hell did he... seduce the Saintess on top of that?'
He was bedding Lady Lucia every single day—how had he found time to charm the Saintess too?
'...W-Wait... if that's the case... does that mean I might have a shot too...?!!'
Blasphemous thoughts bubbled up again, and Marjan slapped her own cheek.
—Slap!
'Get a grip! Marjan, you're a knight, and Lord Eugene is your lord!'
Startled by Marjan's sudden action, Lilith asked,
"...M-Marjan...? Are you okay? What... what's wrong all of a sudden?"
"I-I'm fine. More importantly, Lili... when did you and Lord Eugene get so close...?"
"Lord Eugene...?"
Lilith blinked as if she'd never heard the name before.
"Who's that?"
"...Isn't he the one you love?"
"Oh...! So that's his name! I didn't know since it never came up!"
Marjan was floored.
Falling in love without even knowing his name!
But with this Saintess, it somehow made sense.
'...Not that surprising, I guess. Love at first sight is a thing, after all.'
Even setting aside his stamina, lineage, personality—Lord Eugene's looks alone were top-tier.
...More than enough to captivate the Saintess on appearance alone.
Marjan nodded and cleared her throat awkwardly before probing further.
"Ahem... um, Lili...?"
"Yes, Marjan?"
"Wh-What's... love feel like?"
Marjan might look like a rough-and-tumble big sis, but inside, she was still a girl smack in the middle of puberty.
She couldn't help being curious about this topic.
"Hmm... Just thinking about him makes my heart race... and my head feels feverish..."
"Mm-hmm."
Marjan nodded along.
She'd felt that exact thrill the day Lord Eugene toyed with her earlobe.
"My lower belly tightens up all achy... my nipples get hard..."
"...?"
This part was a bit harder to relate to...
But she could buy it up to here.
'...I mean, even the Saintess is human...'
She'd felt something similar herself after walking into the room post-Lucia and Lord Eugene's romp.
Even a Saintess couldn't escape a few naughty thoughts when smitten.
"It gets all tingly between my legs... and love juices leak from my pussy..."
"...?"
Okay, no, this crossed the line.
'...What did the Saintess just say?'
No way would those words—pussy, love juices—slip so casually from a saintess's lips.
Convinced she'd misheard, Marjan asked again.
"What... did you say?"
"...Love juices leaking from my pussy! Oh, love juices are—"
She'd heard right.
"N-No need! You don't have to explain. I know what love juices are!"
"Oh, really? You're so smart, Marjan! I only learned recently!"
The Saintess beamed innocently.
Lilith had just picked it up from a novel, but of course Marjan knew.
"Anyway, that's what love feels like!"
Okay, let's piece together the Saintess's description.
Thinking of Lord Eugene makes her heart pound, body heat up, nipples harden, thighs tingle, and pussy leak love juices.
'No matter how you slice it...'
...The Saintess wasn't in love. She was in heat.
"...Haa... What do I do about this feeling? No matter how much time passes, the tightness in my chest won't go away... it's agony."
Lilith let out a sweet sigh, her cheeks flushed.
"...!"
Even to another woman, the Saintess's sultry aura sent chills down Marjan's spine.
'Th-This is bad.'
Leaving her like this felt like a disaster waiting to erupt in Carnea.
"Marjan... Do you know how to make this... chest tightness go away?"
She did.
All too well.
Marjan masturbated like clockwork every night before bed.
Pent-up lust meant she was in heat—so releasing it would solve everything, simple as that.
'...Saintess! How do you know about love juices but not masturbation?!'
Marjan—no, even Lilith hadn't realized it herself—but Lilith was masturbating.
Just rubbing her thighs together...
It was far too feeble and clumsy to vent the sexual frustration she'd built up, leading to this mess.
"Marjan... I-I'm... suffering..."
Gazing at the plaintively pleading Lilith nearly pushed Marjan—hardly into that sort of thing—over the edge.
"Wh-Why not ask the school nurse? She'd know best about matters of the body."
...So she copped out and ran, cowardly as it was.
No way could she give the Saintess the talk with a straight face.
"Oh, good idea! I'll go ask her! Thanks, Marjan!"
Marjan averted her eyes and nodded as the Saintess lit up with pure joy.
Sitting in the infirmary, Iris gulped at the object on her desk.
'...Th-This is...'
A dildo had appeared on her desk while she was out.
And it wasn't just any dildo.
It was molded from someone's cock.
No need to guess who.
'...This... is Eugene-kun's... dick...'
How could she forget that monstrous shape?
This was definitely a dildo cast from Eugene's cock.
Just looking at it had her pussy drooling like a dog eyeing food—that was proof enough.
'...Eugene-kun... wh-why'd he... leave this here...?'
Eugene, diligently shoveling away, had no clue, of course...
But from the school nurse's perspective, it was obviously his doing.
Molds of Eugene-kun's dick were all the rage among noble ladies—easier to assume he'd pulled a prank than that the trend had hit Carnea.
'...This has to mean... that, right?'
Why else would Eugene-kun leave a dildo here?
Only one explanation: Use it while I'm gone.
"...Such a pervert..."
Iris flashed a lewd smile that could make anyone cum on sight.
—Teacher, were you using it right?
—Y-Yes... I had it in properly...
Imagining Eugene coming to check nearly made her breasts leak milk.
'...Making me do this in Carnea, a sacred place of learning. Eugene-kun... you're awful. Truly.'
She vowed that next time he visited her home, she'd drain every last drop so he couldn't pull this again—then licked her lower lip.
'But why two...? Don't tell me... both holes...?'
Iris gaped in shock.
One alone crushed her insides—two would...
'I-I might... actually... die...'
Her face burned as fantasies spiraled.
'St-Still... it's a gift from Eugene-kun... it'd be rude not to use it... j-just... one for now...'
After a moment's hesitation, Iris squeezed her eyes shut and kissed the dildo's tip.
—Smack.
'Kyaaah! I'm losing it! Insane!'
Her face flushed crimson.
Never dreamed she'd do this in the academy—let alone with someone else involved.
Before Eugene, she'd figured she'd die a virgin.
'...It's all... Eugene-kun's fault...'
These past few months had turned her into this lewd mess—all his doing.
After etching such ecstasy into her body, of course she couldn't quit.
"...Hngh..."
Her left hand gripped her breast, milk spraying out to stain her clothes.
"...Hngh... Eugene... kun..."
As Iris tormented her nipple and slid her hand under her skirt, murmuring his name—
—Rattle!
—Bang—!
"Hey! Lily Whiteflame here—I have a question!"
"Kyaaaaah!"
The Saintess burst in.