Why Go Around Saying That!!
South Seoul Emergency Support Center. A massive general hospital that handled every kind of superhuman disaster occurring within the capital region.
Even now, with no active disaster underway, the hospital entrance was crowded with countless patients and visitors. After all, it was the finest emergency hospital in Korea.
The moment Park Yeon-ha stepped through the entrance, she shouted at the top of her lungs.
“Where’s Mentis!! Get out here right now!!!”
“Kyaaaaah!! It’s Botal Rabbit!!!”
“Oh my god!! It’s Botal Rabbit!! Mom, lend me your phone!! I have to take a picture!!”
“I love you, Botal Rabbit!!!”
Patients scattered like the Red Sea parting, backing away to snap photos of her—an everyday occurrence.
Normally she would have responded to each one, but right now she was consumed by rage and couldn’t care less.
She glared across the lobby with burning eyes and kept yelling.
“Come out!! Mentis!! Right now!!”
“That’s enough. Please stop. What kind of commotion is this in a hospital?”
“Youuuuu!!”
A blonde beauty in a doctor’s coat strode out, her hair swaying. She smiled softly with sparkling emerald eyes.
“It’s been a while, Botal Rabbit. Is something bothering you?”
“You’re what’s bothering me!”
“I’ll schedule you for internal medicine. Let’s hope it’s just mild indigestion. Would you like to come back tomorrow?”
“Kyaaaaah!!”
“…Honestly. You’re not a child. So noisy…. Come inside.”
With an irritating smile, she led the raging Park Yeon-ha into the examination room.
*

(South Seoul Emergency Support Center, Chief of Superhuman Emergency Medicine, C-class Hero Dr. Mentis)
Behind the desk sat an elegant nameplate that read “Chief of Superhuman Emergency Medicine Department, Dr. Wilhelmina de Boa.” Wilhelmina stretched leisurely, crossing her legs.
The soft thighs wrapped in coffee-colored stockings drew the eye with sensual allure. Seeing that, a vein twitched on Park Yeon-ha’s forehead.
“I don’t want to talk to you for long. What is this medicine?”
“Oh my. Didn’t Iron Colossus explain it properly? There’s no special way to take it. Just put it in your mouth, suck on it, and swallow.”
Wilhelmina explained gently with a warm smile. Park Yeon-ha slammed the desk.
“That’s not what I mean! What is this medicine really for!!”
“It’s a hormonal agent that prevents a released egg from being fertilized by sperm, along with an anti-hormonal agent that neutralizes that mechanism. If you’re asking for the drug name… well, you wouldn’t understand it anyway. Hehe.”
“Why are you giving it to me!!”
“During your last regular hero checkup, you also had a uterine cancer screening, didn’t you?”
“…What?”
“I looked at your chart. It showed you had no problems. And Iron Colossus’s recent sexual function test also came back normal. So what does that mean? If a perfectly healthy superhuman has an issue… we have to conclude that their ability is causing the problem physiologically.”
Wilhelmina adjusted her rimless glasses and continued.
“A hero with rabbit abilities. Not just enhanced leg strength, but a physical-type hero whose hearing, smell, and other sensory systems are also strengthened by rabbit traits. If there’s a pregnancy problem despite both parties having normal sexual function… then naturally we look to the ability itself.”
“So, induced ovulation during mating?”
“That was simply the most reasonable explanation. Even you should be able to understand that much, right?”
“Mentis. That’s not all there is to it.”
“…What do you mean?”
Park Yeon-ha smiled strangely.
“You want to steal my ‘darling’ from me, don’t you? Of course that’s true. I’ve never seen you lie while pretending it’s medical opinion. But that’s not the only reason. You want to take Colossus away from me. You thieving cat.”
Wilhelmina’s expression vanished. Seeing that, Park Yeon-ha smiled like a victor and kept going.
“No matter what you do, my love, our Colossus, has zero interest in someone like you. You know that, right? Colossus isn’t the type to have complicated thoughts about cheating or switching women. He’ll never, ever, in his entire life, show any interest in you.”
“…You’re the thief.”
“What?”
Light reflected off her glasses, hiding her eyes. Wilhelmina spoke to Yeon-ha in a voice devoid of emotion.
“I was first. I liked him first. You stole him from me.”
“Ha, what nonsense…”
“That seat was originally supposed to be mine…!”
Beneath the glasses, Wilhelmina’s eyes welled with tears. Yeon-ha, who had never imagined she could make any expression besides a smile or blank face, was taken aback.
“I knew him first. He came to me first!”
‘Doctor. Doctor… this guy got hurt. Can you treat him?’
‘Oh my, that’s quite a serious injury. Yes, but for a hero it’s just a fracture. Mm, the bone didn’t damage the muscle either… cleanly severed. A rookie who hasn’t been in the field much? Fainting from a simple fracture.’
‘…Yeah. He’s the youngest on our team. He’ll be fine, right?’
‘Of course. This much will heal after a good night’s sleep. They’re physical-type heroes, after all.’
‘I see. That’s a relief. Then I’ll rest my eyes for a bit too.’
‘…? Oh my. You…?’
Even while suffering from broken ribs that pierced his internal organs, he had carried his subordinate—who had only suffered a minor fracture in the leg and fainted—on his back, running at full speed and desperately begging for treatment.
From that moment on, she had watched him closely.
A heroic figure straight out of a painting. A man like a bulldozer who silently carried out his duties without the slightest concern for his own injuries or condition.
Disaster support heroes were given a derogatory nickname in the industry: “Old-school heroes.” Traditional old-timers.
Unlike modern heroes who fought villains head-on in flashy confrontations.
They worked in the rear, handling cleanup without caring about public attention or popularity, receiving neither interest nor fame from anyone.
If you had to rank them, they were janitors. No, even lower than that as heroes.
That was the label attached to the name “disaster support hero.”
“I liked him first. I cheered for him first. So who are you? All you can do is shake your chest and hop around!!”
“Ugh… This girl is actually scary? Hey, that’s stalking.”
“Shut up!! After all… you’re only that much.”
“What?”
“You can’t even do it anyway! Taking that medicine and rolling around with another man? You don’t have the guts for that!! If Colossus wants a child, I’ll give birth to it. As many as he wants! If I were in your situation, I would take that medicine! But you can’t.”
Why? Because you value yourself more than that!!
Wilhelmina cried out in a boiling voice. The moment she heard those words, Yeon-ha slammed the desk.
“Ha! Well said!!”
“…Huh?”
“That pathetic sex!! I’ll do it as much as you want! But do you think Colossus will even look at you because of that? The one who’ll have his child is me, and the one he loves is me! If I get pregnant, I’ll give birth at this hospital. I’ll pay the medical fees generously, so you can even add it to your salary! You just stay there and watch our happy family with Colossus and our child while you stare at charts!!!”
Yeon-ha shouted boldly, snatched the medicine bottle off the desk, and stormed out of the examination room.
Thud, thud—the sound of her powerful footsteps echoed for a long time.
Left alone, Wilhelmina silently stared at the clock.
Once Yeon-ha had moved far enough away that even rabbit hearing couldn’t catch her…
“It worked, didn’t it?”
She smiled deeply. As if she had never cried.
“Really? This actually worked? Hahaha, ahahaha! You stupid rabbit bitch! It really worked!!”
Her love for Colossus? Of course it was real.
Botal Rabbit’s biological traits? Of course that was true.
Even the medicine’s effects—she had never lied about those.
“Colossus♡ Haaah♡!”
Just because her love for Colossus was genuine didn’t mean the reason she loved him had to be pure.
That solid body. Among physical hardening-type heroes, an overwhelmingly powerful physique.
Probably in Korea—no, even worldwide—
His body would rank among the absolute top tier, aside from a few transcendent beings like Onyx Knight.
With a body like that, a face like that, and that blunt expression…
She wanted to see him pinned beneath her, moaning sweetly and sobbing.
With a body that could endure any act of hers…
“Hyaaah♡ Colossus♡ Colossus, just wait a little longer♡. I’ll… I’ll save you♡”
A mantis devours the male during mating.
Until now, no one had been able to endure a night with her…
But Colossus would be different.
Slipping her white fingers beneath her pantyhose and stirring, Wilhelmina panted with a flushed face.
If he lost interest in Botal Rabbit, then naturally it would be her turn next.
A mantis was an ambush predator. She had no choice but to be patient.
Dr. Mentis’s suppressed, sweet moans filled the examination room.