Chapter 38 - The Shota You Can Freely Curse Out
[You cannot close the message window until you select a job!]
[You cannot close the message window until you select a job!]
[You cannot close the message window until you select a job!]
[You cannot close the message window until you select a job!]
No matter how much I tap, the job change window won't disappear. It just leaves that short message behind, as if mocking me.
"This is, unfair.... Why does shit like this only happen to me...."
"What, no good jobs popped up?"
Han Seyoung speaks up with a rare gentle tone, looking worried at me as I stupidly keep wagging my finger at empty air.
Meanwhile, I'm despairing over the horrific situation unfolding just for me.
"Hey. Pick something quick, or it'll get decided randomly?"
"There's a time limit...?"
"Duh, obviously? The system's busy too."
With no other choice, I hurriedly decide to pick one between Gigolo and Male Prostitute.
I hate this forced binary choice with a passion, but it's better than getting something random and regretting it forever. That's the conclusion I reach.
Choosing one of these is the shortcut to getting stronger, but physiologically... it's so hard to pick either....
They're great jobs that maximize the advantages of Incubus, but the thought of wearing skimpy clothes, acting cute for women, and getting raped makes my stomach churn.
I'm not into getting fucked by womennnn....
No point regretting it now—it's in the past. Pull yourself together and pick the lesser evil between the two.
[Gigolo: A job that seduces women. Women will flock to you on their own, so just spread your legs. However, if you have Pleasure Resistance, the skill will be deleted. Charm +15]
[Male Prostitute: Allows you to sell your body to women more effectively. You can haggle for 10 times the reward from selling sex. However, if Incubus skill is level 2 or higher, its level will drop. Luck +5]
Surprisingly, the two jobs have totally different effects.
I thought they were just wordplay with swapped names, but they're distinct jobs.
What's shocking is how insanely powerful both of them are.
....Not as bad as I thought...?
If I'd read the descriptions from the start, I'd have picked one immediately—these are straight-up cheat-level effects.
Why the hell did I choose that lame-ass swordsman path and go through all that suffering?
The downside is the side effects, though.
Pleasure Resistance and Incubus—both are skills I rely on heavily.
Without Pleasure Resistance, I'd have died from the gang-rape by those knights. Incubus goes without saying.
The first one teaches you better techniques to catch fish when you're hungry, while the second just gives you more fish?
I can't say definitively which is better, so I can't pick blindly.
I have to use all my wisdom and knowledge to derive the optimal choice.
Pick Male Prostitute, sacrifice Incubus, and massively boost Luck and rewards. Think of it as turning 1 stat into 10—Male Prostitute seems good.... But Gigolo...
There's a time limit, so I gotta pick fast.... No time to waffle like this.
I'll go with Male Prostitute to make stat farming easier.
Just as I steel myself to pick Male Prostitute and get strong quick, Han Seyoung reaches out and pulls me into a hug.
"Wh-what the sudden...?"
"Just felt like holding you. That a problem?"
"No, but...."
Han Seyoung's pale white arms wrap around me like snakes. The warmth and softness feel nice.
It's amazing how such slender arms produce monstrous strength.
"..."
Right. I've got Han Seyoung. She'll figure something out.
[Job change to Gigolo complete!]
[Charm +15]
[Charm has exceeded the limit, so lewd energy begins overflowing from your body.]
[Warning: Do not show your face to the opposite sex.]
[Pleasure Resistance deleted from skill slot.]
[Strength +3 from Male Knight job has been downgraded. Also, as payment for using the job change ticket, Strength, Agility, and Magic stats greatly downgraded.]
[Strength -10, Agility -10, Magic -10]
"Haa.... haa...."
"Noona?"
"You, you! What the fuck did you do to my body...."
"I didn't do anything."
Han Seyoung's rough, horny breaths slam into my ear. Her eyes are a little glazed—I can tell she's suddenly aroused.
Swish— She suddenly yanks off her panties with her lower half still exposed.
"You don't wear anything slutty under your clothes and you say you didn't do shit?!"
"You took them off earlier, Noona...."
"Shut up!"
Slurp, smack, slurrrp— Han Seyoung suddenly spreads her legs wide, stares right at my face, and shoves her fingers into her pink pussy.
Squelch, slurp.... Every thrust in and out makes lewd wet sounds.
"Why the sudden masturbation...."
"Hey, don't look away—watch me. Watch me finger my pussy while looking at you."
"Ughhh...."
"Yeah.... that's it, that look of contempt is even better. Come closer."
Han Seyoung suddenly starts masturbating out of nowhere like a vulgar chimp, and it's kinda pathetic, so I grimace. That just makes her finger herself even harder.
Squelch, splurtch! Splurtch! Splurtch! Her fingers, gradually soaked in pussy juice, make obscene wet noises.
I have no choice but to watch the scene up close, just like she ordered earlier.
"Huuuaaa.... So this is what it feels like to masturbate with someone watching... What do you think of me?"
"You're too sluttyyy...."
"Your body's the slutty one! Don't just sit there—say something."
"Like what...."
"Fuck, say anything that turns me on!"
This is such bullshit. No choice—I rack my brain for any line that might excite her.
"P-pussy...?"
"Hey, I already have one of those—think saying that turns me on? Use more imagination and say something longer!"
"Ughhh...."
I'm so bad at this stuff.... But if I don't, she'll smack me and torment me to death. Gotta come up with something.
"I wanna service every corner with my dick. Let me pump baby batter deep into your womb and make a kid that looks like you, Noona...."
"Hnnngh....! Yes....!"
"I wanna stick to your body like a cicada and pound my dick into you senseless.... Suck up my dick juice with your lower mouth, pleeease...."
Slurp, squelch, smack, spluuurtch—
"Ughhh!! Nngh!! Where the hell did you learn to talk like thaaat!!"
Guess I have a talent for this. She pants wildly, shaking her hips back and forth as she keeps fingering herself.
Pshh, psshh.... Pussy juice drips everywhere, dirtying the floor.
Her getting swept up in her own lust like an idiot is kinda fun. Should I tease her more?
Aaaah... I kneel down in front of the trembling Han Seyoung. My rock-hard dick stands tall, pressed right against my stomach.
Then I stick out my tongue like a total troll.
"Eeeeh...."
"You, you just....!"
Point point— I point at my extended tongue with my finger.
Han Seyoung's jaw drops; she looks speechless for a moment.
To think the proud woman who was so haughty is making such a dumb face, driven mad by lust.
Splurtch, spluuuuurp!
"Nngh?!"
"Hnnnngh....! I'm cummingggg....!"
Just like when I cum, Han Seyoung shudders violently and squirts her pussy juice all over me.
There's so much that my face and whole body get drenched.
"Huaaah.... Ah...!"
"Cough cough.... Warn me before you squirt!"
"Huu... huu.... Finally coming down from it, fuck."
Post-nut clarity—or in this case, post-saintess time? Anyway, with her lust drained, Han Seyoung catches her breath and regains her composure.
Did the sudden Charm boost make her horniness skyrocket? To think she'd vent it like this.
Sniff.... "Hey, this won't do. Turn your head away and talk."
"Huh?"
"If I see your face soaked in my pussy juice, I won't hold back and rape you like a dog again. Turn now!"
Oh yeah, one of the status messages said [Warning: Do not show your face to the opposite sex.]
Am I that fuckable now?
Fuck, even I think this is bullshit.
Too many changes since coming to this world. Me saying shit like this.... Lately, it feels like my intelligence is dropping. Weird feeling.
I decide to obey Han Seyoung.
I grab the blanket from the bed, wrap it tightly around my body so nothing shows, bury my face in it, and make a tiny peephole for my eyes.
"Good. That's my boy."
"It's stuffy."
"Deal with it. I'll buy you a mask or something later. But first, I've got something to tell you."
Han Seyoung, now properly dressed in her pants, pulls out a black rectangular object from somewhere and places it on her palm.
"....A card?"
"Yeah, a card."
Not even surprising anymore.
"Don't you wanna go home?"
"Huh?"
"Back to your original world, see your family and friends. Right?"
"Y-yeah....? But there's no way."
"There is."
Han Seyoung hugs me tightly from behind, blanket and all. I flinch in surprise at the sudden embrace.
"You and me—we become heroes."
Han Seyoung flashes a rare, beautiful smile.