Why Does This Shit Always Happen to Me?
No, she told me to do it herself, so why the fuck is she losing her shit?
Sitting on the fluffy bed in my room, deep in thought, I realize I have more than one or two grievances here. If she was gonna get this pissed, shouldn't she have told me not to go with this little-shit concept from the start?
What the hell set her off exactly? Is it because she's an old virgin?
Yeah, she's a bit older, but she's not a virgin anymore, so that should be fine, right? I have no idea what part made her snap.
-Peek
I cautiously cracked the door open a bit and secretly peeked through the gap to see what Han Seyoung was up to. She crossed her arms, sat quietly on the sofa, and lit a cigarette.
"Hoo..."
Exhaling blue smoke, she tapped the table slowly with her fingers, deep in thought, then suddenly stood up and headed to the kitchen.
Fuck, I can't see her... What the hell is she doing?
The kitchen was too far away and in a blind spot from the room, so Han Seyoung vanished from view. With her pissed at me and suddenly disappearing, unease started to creep in.
What if she grabs a weapon and...!
That probably wouldn't happen, but this woman was unpredictable—she'd escaped the charm of my looks. Isn't there a saying, "Even a dead Han Seyoung looks good again"?
-Creak
The cigarette smoke wafting from the kitchen means she's definitely still in there.
Like Hansel and Gretel following the bread crumbs—but with cigarette smoke—I trailed the scent right up to the kitchen entrance. Hiding carefully in a nearby blind spot, I peeked inside. What kind of evil scheme was she plotting?
"Huh?"
She was gone. Han Seyoung, who should've been right there in the kitchen, had vanished like smoke, leaving only her half-smoked cigarette on the dining table, its ash dirtying the surface as it burned away.
-Thud.
"Hiiik... Hiiik!!!"
Something hanging from the ceiling behind me crashed down with a loud bang. Without even looking back, I bolted straight for my room.
The cigarette was bait!
I thought she was just brute strength, but she was smarter than I gave her credit for. Thud-thud-thud—powerful footsteps echoed behind me as she chased. Dodging her swinging arms, I made it to the living room.
Huh? But she's slower than I thought.
My agility stat was in the low 40s—not low by any means. Was it natural she couldn't catch me? Hell, maybe I was even stronger than her.
Oh, this might actually be winnable!
If her strength and agility were both lower, I could win. Magic was a slight concern, but Han Seyoung fought with her body, not spells, so low chance she'd use it.
"If you come at me and lose, you're my sex slave..."
Han Seyoung's eyes blazed with murderous intent as she chased me naked.
It reminded me of that old horror game where you flee from the purple giant...
"P-Pervert...! At least grab some clothes! No wonder guys don't like you!"
"Still haven't grasped the situation, huh."
Even in the chaos, my mouth stuck to the bullshit concept, trash-talking Han Seyoung and pissing her off even more.
"If you come closer, I'll report you! You filthy big-tits whore!"
"Report me?"
Han Seyoung, sporting tits the size of a bowl of rice, smirked and strode toward me. I spun to run, but the moment I turned my back, she grabbed my arm and slammed me to the floor.
"Ow...!"
"Ow?"
"You! You've been nitpicking my words this whole time, but that doesn't make you scary or anything!"
"Nitpicking?"
"...Hic."
Han Seyoung roughly stripped off my clothes. As instructed, I was in slightly short clothes with no underwear. The 'creator' said it represented hidden lust for my sister... but it just looked like something to turn her on.
"D-Don't... Don't do it!!"
"With that piss-poor brain of yours, you couldn't even get into a third-rate college anyway. Perfect. Stay home, and whenever I get back, use that dick to work every corner and relieve my stress. If you knock me up, just raise the kid with all your heart."
"No! Making a kid with an old virgin like you... Hmph! Mmph!"
-Chuuup, mmph... Schluurp.
Seyoung's tongue roamed every corner of my mouth. It was a sticky, deep kiss that no siblings should share.
"Pahaa... Don't dodge your face."
"My first kiss..."
"You won't have shit to give a girlfriend—your first kiss and virginity!"
"W-Wait...! If you stop here, I won't report you! Please, just spare my virginity... I'll do the chores today, and from now on I'll be good, so let go of my hand! Please!!"
"Heh... Hehehe... Too late. Let's see if you can still mouth off after I swallow you whole with my pussy."
-Schluuuurp
Han Seyoung positioned her pussy entrance over my rock-hard dick. My job trait activated, making my body react like a man truly being raped—tears streaming as I begged.
She seemed to love it, bursting into laughter as she looked down at me. Then she slowly pushed my dick inside her pussy, savoring my reactions.
"Should I put it in? Or not?"
"T-Take it out! Don't do it for real!!"
"Hng... With that attitude, it hurts my feelings too much. Fine, I won't."
"For real...?"
Huh? That's not like her. Suddenly switching attitudes?
"But swear with your own mouth, 'I won't upset Sis anymore. Every day, I'll relieve Sis's urges with my mouth.' Do that, and I'll let you go."
"Y-You're insane?"
"Why? It's better than losing your virginity, right?"
So that's her game. Well, it's just play-acting words—meaningless once the act ends. No big deal to shout it.
"R-Really... if I say it, you won't?"
"Of course I'll keep my promise. When have I ever lied to you?"
"O-Okay... I won't upset Sis anymore..."
"And?"
"E-Every... Every day..."
"10, 9, 8, 7."
"Every day, I'll relieve Sis's urges!!"
"Good boy."
-Plunge, schluuuuup.
Squelch.
The moment I finished, Han Seyoung devoured my dick whole. No prep, just straight in—sudden pleasure made my body jolt.
"You said you wouldn't!! You promised!!"
"You said you'd relieve my urges, right? But you said with your mouth? Nah, you just said relieve, so your dick is fair game."
"What kind of bullshit logic is thaaat!"
Han Seyoung pinned my wriggling, bug-like body and rocked her hips up and down, squeezing tight. Her warm pussy walls and pressure crushed my dick like an electric shock of pleasure.
No matter when, Han Seyoung's pussy is incredible...
Every time felt new. Like wrapping myself in a half-cooled hot pack and diving in—her scorching heat drove me mad.
"Pleeease... Don't grind the tip against your womb like thaaat..."
"Hng, hngh... Hah... Ungh...! Feels so gooood...!"
"Losing my virginity and first kiss to an old virgin like you..."
"Kuh, hngh... From now on, no... Hah?!... Breaking up with girlfriends or leaving the house! I'll train every inch of you to be mine."
"It hurts... Why does the pain keep turning into pleasure..."
As she said, the vise-like squeeze cut off circulation, bringing pain—but it flipped straight to ecstasy.
"Please, at least use birth control now..."
"Shut up! If I get pregnant, quit fucking around at home and raise the kid!"
-Squelch, squish, squelch, spluuurt♥
Han Seyoung rocked even harder, like she meant to drain every drop from my balls in one go.
-Burrrrrrrble!
In the end, I poured another precious load into Han Seyoung. Glorp, glorp—thick white cum surged in with impregnating force.
[Stats will no longer increase.]
[Copying Han Seyoung's 'Super Right Hook.']
[Right Hook: A technique that swings a right hook powerfully.]
"Hnguuuuuh...!!!!"
"Ungh, uuuuuh!!!"
The beasts' roars echoed through the room for a moment. Sweat dripping, Han Seyoung savored my body a bit longer before rising.
"Eh... Hehe... Pussy feels so gooood..."
"Let's have one girl and two boys."
"Y-Yes, Sis... I mean, honey..."
That wasn't for her 'little brother'—it was definitely for 'Baek Sejun.' Her eyes had shifted subtly; 100% sure.
Fuck... Whatever, my body's all jelly now, brain's not working...
This addictive high was like drugs. No post-nut clarity—instead, I just wanted to keep pounding that pussy. Dangerous state.
Sticky fluids seeped into my body, invading my brain. Suddenly, Han Seyoung looked even prettier... Though she always was a beauty.
"Good job."
"Y-Yes... Good job to you too..."
"Here, your promised item. Job Change Ticket. Hold it and shout 'Job Change!'"
"Yes..."
Finally. Free from this shitty job trait, I could pick a normal one.
"What job should I go for?"
"Depends on your traits, right? You're stronger than you look, so something like Infighter."
"Really?"
She has no clue what's coming. Pathetic.
First, switch to Infighter, then challenge her. Stats-wise, she's ahead, but I've copied all sorts of skills. Plus, that 'Transformation' skill she mentioned—makes her 'invincible' when activated...!
I'll crush her with strength, then torment her sexually.
Pretty face, so I won't kill her. But she'll be my sex slave for life.
Grinning ear to ear, I held up the Job Change Ticket.
"Job Change!"
-Flash
A burst of light erupted from the paper, morphing into a square message window before my eyes.
[Would you like to change jobs? YES/NO]
I hit YES without hesitation.
[Job 'Male Knight' is changing.]
[Loading available jobs...]
[Loading complete!]
[Hero Candidate Baek Sejun, your available jobs are as follows.]
[1. Male Knight (Cannot change to this job.) 2. Spear Bitch 3. Dick Bitch]
"Huh?"
Something that absolutely shouldn't have happened... did.