No Wonder My Luck Was So Good (2)
Northeast forest. The warm sunlight poured down in a way that pissed me off. The scorching heat baked my black hair, muddling my thoughts like it was cooking my brain.
Fucking hell, seriously.
Why the fuck do I have to fight in this world? Isn't there something like a men's rights activist group? Femi... no, maybe it's "meminist" here? And isn't this a breach of contract, me rolling around suffering like this?
Come to think of it, yeah? I hired that woman, so shouldn't I just hang back and watch her hunt kobolds?
I know it's a stretch, but the sight of her strutting along so casually, her huge ass jiggling, just rubs me the wrong way.
This scammer bitch...! When we get back, I gotta rewrite the contract. No, sue her for unfair terms...
...I was lost in these pointless thoughts when Han Seyoung suddenly halted mid-stride. She pinched out the end of her second cigarette with her thumb and flicked it away somewhere.
"Wh-what? Why'd you stop?"
"Hmm... The request said they're deeper in than this."
"Huh?"
-Keeeerrrrruk.
A nose-stinging stench wafted from somewhere. Splish-splash... From the bushes ahead and behind, grotesque 'things' slithered out, soaked like wet leather shoes.
They were bizarre: long wolf-like snouts, abnormally curved claws... Some walked upright like humans, others on all fours like monkeys—capable of both.
"These are..."
"Yeah, the kobolds I mentioned. Careful—if they grab you, they'll rape you dry right away. No males among 'em, kekeke..."
Seyoung tossed the joke my way with a lecherous grin.
...Even if everyone calls me a total slut, getting gang-raped by those bitches would have me biting my tongue and offing myself on the spot. I gripped the tomahawk handle tight. Sweat oozed from my palms.
"Three up front, two in back. You take the two behind."
"Huh? Two for me?"
"Hey, I exaggerated to scare ya—they're nothin'. Watch."
Seyoung kicked a nearby chunk of rock. Whoosh—! Like a bullet, it smashed the rearmost kobold's skull.
-Keeerrruk?
The one right in front didn't notice at first, just wiped the splattered fluids from its face.
-Keeerrrreuk! Kek! Keeeeeeeek!!!!
The frontmost one finally clocked its buddy's death and charged Han Seyoung in a frenzy. Monster with loyalty, huh? Raging like that.
-Puuuuhng!!!!
But before it reached her, its head exploded with a burst. The headless body flailed in the air before splatting down.
"Was that magic...?"
"Nah? Just a quick jab to pop its head. Fucking cool, right? If that's a skill, I'd love to copy it during a fuck."
As I admired Seyoung's punch, the last of the front three charged.
"You saw earlier—these guys go down easy if you target the head."
Paak—!
True to her word, Seyoung knuckle-rapped its skull without even looking.
-Keeeerreek!!!!
This one at least screamed satisfyingly before dying. Not that it was better off—the first two died instantly, painless. This fucker lingered, brains and skull sprayed everywhere.
Just like that, the three bold enough to challenge Seyoung were goners.
-Kekekeheheek...
-Kyareeek...
No time to gawk. Two kobolds left.
"Hoo... hoo..."
The pair looked ready to pounce. They'd frozen during her massacre, but now? Teeth bared, eyeing my throat. Those long claws... even a graze would shred flesh in chunks. Sure, with shield and chainmail, I'd block some... but fuck, terrifying. One slip and it's the afterlife, deep wound or not. Legs shaking.
-Keeeuweee... Kerrrruuu!!!
Weird howl as it swung massive claws. Pre-stat-suck me would've been sliced before reacting. Now? I blocked the incoming slash.
Tung—!
Heavy impact slammed the shield. So strong it numbed my arm from grip to body.
Kwajik—
"Kuh...!"
Its sharp claws pierced the wooden shield effortlessly. Splinters flew, peppering my face.
"Die!!!!"
Eujik—!
Its right claw—the main weapon—stuck fast. Motionless, defenseless. I swung the tomahawk one-handed with all my might at its neck.
-Kwajik!
Bones crunching, blood gushed from the kobold's neck.
-Keheeeeh...
Chilling scream as it spewed blood and collapsed. Not wanting the same, I yanked the tomahawk free and parried the other kobold's slash.
Kang—!
Just blocking, and it rang like metal on metal.
-Kieeerruk!!
I overpowered it; its stance crumbled.
"Die, you fuck!"
Peuuk—!
I booted its gut hard. It staggered back.
-Keeereheeeek......
I hurled the tomahawk, embedding it perfectly in its forehead. Blood streaming, it flopped down.
"Hahk... hahk... What?"
Me, landing that clean? I can't even dart straight—this was pro-level.
Sniper skill?
Didn't know it'd be this useful. Who knew Kiel would help? Gotta thank her pussy tonight.
"Damn, you fought like a beast. You sure you're F-rank?"
"Hehe..."
"Whoa... With skills like that, you're no F—E, hell, D-rank easy."
Exhausted to death, but the praise felt good. Don't dolphins dance for praise too?
"You good to move? Hurt anywhere?"
Chance to seduce this bitch.
"Th-that..."
"What, where?"
"Claw grazed here..."
I twisted shyly, pointing to my thigh. Total bullshit—no injury.
"Yeah? Potion time—drop trou."
"O-okay. If you say drop 'em..."
I yanked down leather pants and shorts in one go.
"W-wait, your underwear...!"
"Huh? Ahh...!"
-Dangling, my dick swung free in the air. Seyoung's face flushed.
Works every time! No-panties was bait for her. Still won't fuck me? Tough bitch!
"Hey! Slutty or not, wear underwear...!"
"S-sorry..."
"F-fuck it... Pull 'em up. No wound anyway."
If she hates my slutty seduction, I'll chip away till she snaps and pounces.
"...."
Seyoung went quiet, fumbling the potion bottle awkwardly as she walked on. But with my rape experience, I know when a woman's horny. Han Seyoung? One step from heat.
Weird she didn't rape me this time... No rush. I'll train her to pounce slow.
I looked up at the sky to hide my grin. Sun setting.
The kobold hunt—supposed to take a day—ended way too quick.
***
-Tzugeuk! Tzuguk..!
"Hiiht, hek...! Too good, ahhh!!!"
"Ugh...!"
That familiar back alley. Legs spread, getting fucked by someone. On top, pistoning wildly: a black-market dealer sis I tracked down. Pretty face, so dick for discount on goods.
-Kkuuk, jjoook... Jjuuup...!
"Uuuugh... Eyes... g-gentle..."
"Shut up and shake that waist, you slutty fuck!"
Each thrust whistled air; I matched with hip shakes.
-Tzugeuk! Tzueuk! Peueuk
Faster ass-slams... Climax rising.
"Cummingggg!!! "
"Fuck you cum quick in my womb all your jizz!!!!"
She mumbled fast, pinned me, yelled.
-Byuurut! Kkulreongkulreong...
[+100 RP]
[No skills to copy.]
What? No skills? Useless bitch! But she has what I need, so forgiven.
"Hoo... That's it for today... Next time no cash—just bring that dick often."
"Y-yes... So good today, sis...♡"
Pussy grip sucked, pleasure resistance blocked any bliss. She came once too—fine. Got my prize.
[Massage Gel]
That 'item'...