Royal Ass Shake-Shake Shaking Cocktails and Back-Alley Pussy Promo Crawl
After that, I weaved through crowds of people, providing tons of service.
If I had to pick one standout... it'd have to be the 'Royal Ass Shake-Shake Shaking Cocktail', right.
The bar had emptied out a bit, leaving plenty of space inside.
Erophna and I climbed up onto the large table smack in the center of the bar.
Of course, still decked out in our Cheep Pervert masochist milk-cow costumes, legs spread wide in that sleazy dance pose.
"Mmooo♡ Now, behold the making of Cheep Pervert Holstein's signature cocktail, the 'Royal Ass Shake-Shake Shaking Cocktail'♡ Mmooo♡"
"Hehe♡ Who would've thought we'd end up doing something like this♡ The 'Royal Ass Shake-Shake Shaking Cocktail' is so pricey, hardly anyone ever orders it♡ But for two people to order it at once?♡ We're just grateful♡"
A ton of customers leer at us with lustful eyes as we stand there on the huge table in our degrading poses.
Their gazes stab like spears, zeroing in on my hefty tits, firm thighs, and the cow-print heart sticker barely covering my pussy—with my pubes poking out the sides.
"M-mmooooh♡"
Aaah♡ Gaze-rape play feels so good♡
They're staring right through me♡
Gawking openly at this great dragon's precious cum-storage vault like it's bar snacks♡
Reduced to a mere male's drinking appetizer pussy—what an utter low♡
My thighs quiver and tremble, sticky, sincere bitch-in-heat juice leaking out from behind the sticker♡
Not even touched by a male's hands, just their stares making me horny♡ Eek♡ This is a total pathetic premature pussy♡
"M-mmoo♡ So many males... showering my sagging body with their sticky lust... showing interest like this♡ Mmoo♡ It makes this female's eyes roll back♡ Mmoo♡"
Erophna beside me trembles at the waist too, savoring the males' stares.
That's when Mac brings over the ingredients for the 'Royal Ass Shake-Shake Shaking Cocktail'.
A few bottles of booze and a cocktail shaker. One side of the shaker has a short rod attached, making it look like a maraca.
He pours a bit of booze into the shaker and shoves the rod into our ass-pussies.
"Nghk♡"
"Mmooh♡"
Eek♡ My super-sensitive no-condom quick-cum ass-pussy, already on edge from the shame and gaze-rape, just got a rod shoved in♡ Hic♡ Ugh♡ Ukek♡
We both grimace, desperately holding back our orgasms.
"I-I almost came♡"
"Nghk♡ R-right?♡ I nearly got exposed as a pathetic quick-cum bitch who climaxes from one poke in her ass-pussy♡ I held it in so hard♡ Elves would never be seen as such hopeless pervert masochist trash♡ Mmooo♡"
The bar erupts in laughter the second Erophna finishes speaking♡
"Alright♡ Let the cocktail making begin♡"
-Chachachachachacha♡
Us two total perverts shake our asses like mad in doggy pose♡
Our tight dick-gripping walls clamp the shaker firm, while our heavy ass-flesh sacks go plump♡ plump♡, creating a violently erotic visual assault♡
"Hup♡ Hn♡ Hup♡ Hn♡ Hn♡ Hiyat♡"
"Eessht♡ Hn♡ Ooht♡ Hup♡ Hhee♡ Hhyaat♡"
Shaking our hips and fat asses like crazy for the males' viewing pleasure, all to mix their drinks. Pure degradation.
The rod spins and grinds inside, constantly teasing my backdoor.
"Nghoheeeee♡"
Erophna next to me, shaking her thighs wildly, can't hold back her shame and climaxes.
-Spluuuurt!
Her elf world-tree juice sprays hard, arcing through the bar air to splatter against the wall.
Everyone bursts out laughing at the sight.
Erophna and I, our heads all messed up from the shame and humiliation, laugh along.
"There! Cocktail's done."
Mac opens the shaker lid stuck in our ass-holes, and thick cocktail oozes out from between our thighs with a glorp♡ glorp♡.
Watching it, I lose it too.
-Clink! Clink! Clink!
Coins come flying our way.
After slaving away all night, we raked in a decent haul of tips.
Not enough to live easy, but if I pinch pennies, it'll cover food and inn for a few days.
That night, I slept like a rock for the first time in ages.
And now, waking up early evening, what am I doing...?
"Bar 'Cheep Pervert'♡ Come to Bar 'Cheep Pervert'♡"
"Tired of plain strip shows or regular sex?♡ Come to 'Cheep Pervert' for pussy circus acts you've never seen anywhere else♡♡"
I'm helping Erophna promote the shop in the alley behind Bar 'Cheep Pervert'.
Apparently, this back alley was deliberately set up for adventurers and guys to blow off steam.
Soldiers don't patrol here, and even if someone's reported, they show up nice and slow—that's the alley's rule.
It's not total lawless territory, though. If rape, murder, drugs, or kidnapping go down, the troops flood in like a tidal wave.
No one wants this paradise of sexual release trampled by soldiers.
So the back alley has its own rules.
Thanks to that, Erophna and I can strut around in these vulgar getups without worrying about getting jumped.
No matter how sleazy the look♡
"Look here♡ Check out this sign♡ Grab a drink at Bar 'Cheep Pervert'♡"
We're both in the 'Cheep Pervert' promo uniforms, squatting in the same pose as we waddle down the alley.
It's a duck-walk squat, but we arch our backs more to thrust out our asses.
Our hands are bound behind our backs, so to keep balance, we have no choice but to swing our heavy weights—these asses and milk tanks—side to side.
The setting sun's red glow illuminates every inch: my cinched waist, the massive milk factories visible even from behind, the perky soy-paste factories, and every stray hair of my female pussy whiskers poking past the sticker.
We've got signs hung around our necks: [Bar 'Cheep Pervert'—Pussies Now Open for Business♡].
"Come to Bar 'Cheep Pervert'♡ Elf and Holstein beastkin pussies on spectacular display♡ Stage grovel greetings and free pussy handshakes too♡"
A long pole sticks out of our asses like a traffic sign.
The bells midway jingle jingle♡ jingle♡, drawing eyes, and we hand out free [Milk Tank Beer One-Time Service Voucher♡] from the tube on top.
Two jaw-dropping beauties pulling every degrading stunt imaginable in this dingy back alley? More than enough to grab attention.
Males crowd around us, trailing along.
"Ufufu♡ You there♡ Got hard looking at my sagging body, huh♡ Hehe♡ It's fine♡ Getting erect for a slutty female isn't a sin♡ To lust after a body like mine... aaah♡♡ Come to Cheep Pervert, and you'll see even worse♡"
Erophna seduces every single guy we lock eyes with on the street.
Who could resist the temptation of high-elf flesh mixed with a married woman's sex appeal?
No one. Not a chance.
Hell, just watching from right next to her almost made my nonexistent dick stand up.
-Jingle♡ Jingle♡
Erophna shakes her ass, the bells drawing constant attention.
I match her movements, swinging my ass too.
-Jingle♡ Jingle♡
"Nghugeh♡"
Th-the rod's stabbing deep inside my ass-pussy♡
The spot brutalized by slimes before is spasming♡
Eek♡ Eek♡ Don't wanna birth slime again♡ My shithole clenches tight on instinct, fighting back♡
"Bar 'Cheep Pervert,' huh. Isn't that just the cursed young adventurers turned whores or washed-up old hags?"
"Heard they did a full staff swap a few days back. Those two are the only employees now."
"For real? Why? We'd pay good money even for a straight pussy auction."
"Idiot. No sane woman sells her body there. They're hardcore pervert masos who can't get off on vanilla human dick anymore. Happens sometimes—adventurers captured by orcs or goblins, ruined for normal sex."
"Makes sense! So they chose this willingly! Brains full of pussy juice, huh?"
No♡ That's not it♡
I'm not sane, sure, can't get satisfied with vanilla anymore, got abused by goblins too—but my brain isn't totally flooded with pussy juice like some maso bitch♡♡
I only tagged along to casually help with promo, how'd it turn into this♡
-Jingle♡ Jingle♡
I shake like mad, the bell in my soy-jar entrance ringing as I hustle the promo.
Males pack around us, but surprisingly, no one pounces.
Thanks to the alley's unspoken rules, I guess.
Finally, we run out of coupons and head back to Bar 'Cheep Pervert'.
Erophna strips off the promo uniform—basically just the pole—and grins brightly.
"Hehe♡ Thanks, Maltaris. You saved us. Without you, handing out those coupons would've taken twice as long♡"
"G-glad I could help. But why promo today of all days? The bar's closed."
"That's exactly why—promo on off days hooks the curious ones who can't wait. So, how'd it feel? Barely covering up with stickers, crawling through crowds of males... pretty thrilling, right? Hehe♡"
"Eek!"
Erophna's hand brushes my baby-birth canal.
Her fingers come away coated in sticky, gooey dragon sincere heat juice.
"This hole's throbbing so bad you can't hold back, huh. I get it♡ Oh yeah♡ I know all about that joy males demand♡ That pleasure... aaah♡"
The married elf flashes a sultry smile.
Her fingers tease my womb-cover flesh.
The sensation, so different from a man's, makes my baby room shiver.
"So how do you plan to handle this lust?"
"W-well... by myself at home..."
Honestly, I just wanna rush home now.
This experience alone is half a day's fap fuel.
"No way. That'd be such a waste. You prepped your pussy with all those males' base desires... vanilla solo play would just leave it sobbing?"
It does leak tear-like stuff, but...
"Th-then what...?"
For a split second, I glance at her fingers and get chills down my spine.
No way, with those?
Or is she secretly a futa or something?
"Not at all♡ Ever heard of the Wall Ass Free Giveaway Market?♡"
"Oh, that spot where you stick just your ass through the wall for onahole service? But... selling out that easy feels like... all our efforts so far..."
"Hehe♡ No no♡ We're not selling our asses there... we're going to buy the males' dicks♡"
"...Huh?"