Sauce from the Source and Pennies of Shame
“Hm. Good. Now get lost.”
Customers take the beer mugs and plates from me, shooing me away with their hands.
“Mooo♡ Ex, excuse me, customers♡ I worked so hard to get all the way over here♡ I tried really hard and...”
I linger in front of the table, fidgeting and waiting.
This insane bar doesn't have a base salary or minimum wage at all, so I have to scrape by on tips like this.
“Oh? Hm. Ah, right, yeah. That's true. I forgot.”
“Haven't been here in ages, so the tip slipped my mind. Yeah, yeah.”
“Guess we'll give you a tip then.”
“Moooooo♡”
Instead of saying thanks, I let out a long cow moo.
Instead of pulling out their wallets, the two men reach straight for me.
Their hands head for the cow-patterned heart-shaped pussy flap stuck to my crotch.
Over the pussy flap, the outline of my pathetic little clit bulges out like an erect dick straining against a pair of pants.
“Mooo?”
“Our tip is...”
“This!”
Their fingers clamp down hard on my clit through the sticker.
Then they yank it down with all their might.
-Squeeeeeeeeeetch♡
“Krupphehehehehe♡ Moo♡ Moo♡ Mooooooo♡ It huuurts so muuuch♡ My clit's gonna rip off gyaah♡ Eeeek♡”
Kheeeek♡ Yanking my clit without any warning or explanation♡
No, even with an explanation, you can't just yank it♡
My legs splay wide and tremble as I wait for the customers' moods to improve♡
“Why, you say? Don't make me laugh! We're the ones who want to ask why!”
“A lowly female server demanding a tip first? No manners! A server should put on a full-power pussy charm show until the customer feels like tipping—that's proper server etiquette!”
“Exactly! Exactly! You think you deserve a precious tip just for spreading your pussy and carrying some beer? This is money we busted our asses all day for!”
“Hee♡ Hee♡ I, I'm so sorryyy♡ Moo♡ Moo♡ Moooo♡”
I wail desperately, and only then do they finally release my clit.
Hee♡ Hee♡ My small, cute little clit♡ That's too much♡ Way too much♡ My clitoris isn't some stretchy mozzarella clit that elongates when you pull♡
But if I show even a hint of being upset here, no tip.
“Th-thank you for the lesson♡ Moo♡”
“Hmph! As long as you get it.”
“And stop with the moo moo all the time. From now on, go around saying 'pussy fur, pussy fur' got it?!”
“P-pussy fur♡ Pussy fur♡”
I force a smile.
Heeheehee♡ Getting abused by mere humans for a few coins—it's the best♡
“If you wanna earn tips, take a page from that female over there!”
“Pussy fur...?”
I awkwardly turn my head to look at Erophna in her crab-legged stance.
“H-heeek♡”
Even I, who's seen all kinds of depravity, almost scream without thinking.
Erophna's appearance was “shame” incarnate.
Wearing the same uniform as me, striking the same five-point crab dance pose as Erophna.
But the difference from me is the amount of beer mugs she's carrying.
Erophna carries more than twenty mugs at once.
Obviously, you can't haul that much with baby-food pots strapped on.
Erophna's chosen method: “towing.”
She ties a rope to a wheeled serving cart, then knots the other end to the cow tail plugged into her elf asshole.
Then, clenching her ass plug tight and crab-walking forward—done♡
The ultimate Cheep Pervert towing train, capable of transporting twenty beers at once♡
“Choo-choo, puff puff, moo♡ Beer delivery for everyone♡ Chilled straight from the shithole transport♡”
Erophna's face is flushed red, lips bitten tight as she tenses her ass pussy.
She's probably pouring every ounce of focus into steering the beer cart with her butt.
“Here we are♡ Moo♡”
Erophna delivers twenty beers at once to the group table.
The customers burst into laughter at the sight.
“Hahaha! Nice! This beer wagon is top-notch!”
“What is this, not a milk cow but a farm cow!”
“Moo♡ Thank you♡”
Erophna smiles with half-lidded eyes, mooing♡—looking less like an elf queen and more like the queen of shame.
“This deserves a tip, right? Right?”
“Hahaha! Obviously!”
The men pull out their wallets and pool their coins.
One guy collects it all and exchanges it for bills.
“Here. Made it easy to carry. Say thanks?”
“Moo♡ Moo♡ Moo moo♡”
-Slosh slosh♡
Like a puppy thrilled to see its owner, Erophna shakes her elf udder vat wildly.
Her cow tail swishes back and forth as a result.
“But where to put these bills? Mouth?”
“Idiot. She'd just lose 'em. This milk girl's got the perfect wallet attached.”
A man lifts Erophna's sagging tits slightly.
-Whoomph♡
The underside of her massive breasts reveals itself, releasing clouds of sweat and female pheromones.
He tucks the tip under her tits, lets them drop—slosh♡—and the udder vat completely engulfs the bills.
“Pfft! What a safe vault! Sturdier than a bank! Piggy bank central!”
“Nah, call it a milk cow piggy bank!”
“””UHAHAHAHAHA!!!!“””
The customers roar with laughter at Erophna's shame show.
But Erophna just giggles “Ufufufu♡” with a beaming smile and heads back, tips secured.
-Roll roll roll...
Her serving cart follows, tied to her ass tail.
“Whoa...”
I watch, speechless.
“Incredible... That's no joke...♡ That humiliation♡ That shame♡ You can't do it anywhere else♡ Only possible at this bar 'Cheep Pervert'♡”
No wonder the other servers glared when Erophna came in.
With tricks like that, all the tips would flock to her.
To earn enough tips not to starve tonight, I need to do even worse than that... Can I really pull it off♡ Eut♡ No♡ I have to♡ I must to eat and survive♡ Y-yeah, it's unavoidable♡ Right♡ Of course♡
But how?
What's viler than that service?
Not something similar. Something more vulgar, something Erophna couldn't do, something only I can.
-That's when lightning strikes my mind.
That might work♡ No♡ Nothing else will♡ To beat Erophna, who's got the regulars' dicks in a vice, that's the only way♡
I weave between tables, serving diligently.
At 'Cheep Pervert', physical contact between customers and staff is totally free game.
Erophna even rubs those massive udders against customers on purpose for extra tips.
She's even plopped her milk storage tank—no, milk container—right on a guy's head with a “'Scuse me♡ ufufu♡”
Is that the secret to her popularity?
Like a married woman with that mature allure.
Hubby's on a long overseas business trip, so she comforts herself every night but it's never enough—then the hot young guy moves in next door.
When a young guy gropes her, she goes, “Kids these days, what can you do...♡” setting the mood perfectly.
That's when one customer raises a complaint.
“Hey, server! Over here!”
“Moo♡ What's wrong♡”
I approach the table calling me.
The customer holds out an empty sauce bowl.
“Cream sauce is all gone. Bring more.”
“Moo♡ Cream sauce, got it♡ No need♡”
“Huh?”
I lean forward, aiming my udder nozzle over their sauce bowl.
My baby-food vat is so huge, it's hard to aim.
“The cream sauce maker made from milk is right here♡ Moo♡ Why bother going to the kitchen♡ Fresh hot straight-from-the-source cream sauce on tap♡ Moo♡”
I use my venom dragon ability to produce poison inside my body.
A slightly sweet white acidic solution, squeezed out from my nipples with breast stimulation.
It's mildly sweet and tangy, just like cream sauce.
Technically from the sweat glands in my pink nipples, gushing out in volume... but from the outside, it looks just like baby food.
“Moo♡ Just squeeze this sauce vat and unlimited cream sauce flows♡ Infinite cream sauce refill vat♡”
“What? Haha! Nice! With a vat this big, no way it'll run dry no matter how much we squeeze!”
“And it squirts like a faucet. You got some monster baby in you or what?”
“Moo♡ Not that♡ Just... some weird curse♡”
“Yeah? Don't care who cursed you. We're just happy to have this huge infinite refill vat.”
“Thank you, moo♡ Tip for better squeezing: Don't just knead—milk it from the base to the tip♡ Moo♡”
“Alright. Refill time.”
-Rip♡
They peel off the cow-heart sticker on my tit tip.
My pink nipple stands erect like a baby dick.
Pent up under the sticker so long, sweat drips down, female pheromones billowing out.
They eye the dripping udder drain greedily, grin, and grab the saggy tit roots like they're ball sacks with both hands.
“Heut♡”
Ah♡ Rough hands with zero consideration for a woman, a female♡ Callused male paws gripping my udders like they're ripping them off♡ Love it♡ Hee♡ Heee♡ Shivers♡
My legs quiver, womb clenching kyung♡.
“Here goes...!”
-Squiiiish♡
“Nghuk♡ Ugh♡ Keuk♡ Squeez♡ Euk♡”
Male hands like construction machinery pulverize my tits mercilessly♡
One hand clamps the tit root tight, the other milks downward like squeezing a cow udder, groping savagely♡
They yank my tits long and hard, like squeezing every last drop from a sauce packet with chopsticks♡
“Nghuk♡ Nn♡ Kk♡ Goot♡ Gyabugyaah♡”
“Hm? Weird. Sauce isn't coming out easy. Clogged inside?”
-Squish squish squish♡
“Nghuk, nkehet♡ G-gently please♡”
I suppress the pleasure, force a smile.
“It's fine. Happens sometimes. Just smack it.”
“Mooo?”
The man raises his hand high.
Wait, that's too barbaric—
-Smack!
He swings full force into my udder pot.
“Eupbweeeee♡ Hee♡ Heet♡ Higyaah♡”
-Spluuurt♡
A red handprint blooms on my massive tit vat as white cream sauce gushes from the nozzle♡
Thanks to the huge capacity, it fills their bowl in seconds.
Other tables see and clamour for cream sauce refills too.
“UHAHAHA! Awesome! Never had cream sauce this milky-thick and fragrant!”
“Warm just right, sweet-tangy perfection with meat!”
Seeing them guzzle the cream sauce from my rice pot, I feel an inexplicable chill of thrill.
“Yeah. For sauce this good, you deserve a tip!”
“M-mooo♡ Thank you♡ Thank you♡ Moo♡”
Wonder how much tip for all that effort.
Not dreaming of high-denomination bills.
Gold coin, no—at least silver.
“Here!”
...Huh?
But what he pulls from his pocket is the lowest-value copper coin.
Not even enough for a proper meal.
Copper coin... one copper coin...? Me, Dragon Maltaris, putting on this show... splaying my vulgar pussy spectacle... carrying food with my clit, tits smacked... for one copper coin...?!
This. This is...
The best eeeeeever♡ Hee♡ Hee♡ Good thing I didn't go vending machine onahole even with the whore curse♡ This level of humiliation♡ You can't get as a pussy vendor girl♡
“Th-thank you, m-mo-mooo♡”
Legs trembling wildly, I take the tip in my mouth.
The instant I do, my crab-leg-spread pussy squirts juice in a mini-climax.
Haaah... This is... truly the best...♡