The Lady from Room 705
I had to say something—anything—to Mom.
“Mom, it’s not what you think.”
“You little shit, get out here right now! You’re about to get buried alive in this neighborhood, you worthless bastard.”
“No, Mom! I’m a philosophy major!”
“What the hell does your philosophy major have to do with your dick running around naked right now?”
“I’m telling you, there’s an assignment where I have to talk to my own body!”
Suddenly Mom went quiet. Then a calm voice drifted in from outside the door.
“So you’re saying…”
She paused for a moment.
“You’re telling me your assignment is to have a conversation with your dick?”
“Uh… yeah. That’s… that’s right, Mom.”
“This little shit… get out here right now!”
*Bang bang bang.*
Something had gone horribly wrong. I’d tried to calm her down, but it felt like I’d just jammed a stimpack straight into her veins.
I was fucked.
[Ha~ You fucking idiot, lol.]
“What?”
[You actually said that shit out loud?]
“This is all your fault, you bastard. Fuck.”
[Oh? You were freaking out earlier, but now you’re acting like it’s no big deal?]
“That’s not the point! If I open this door, you’re dead. I’ll turn you into a eunuch.”
[Ah… we can’t have that. Also, you don’t even have to speak out loud. I can hear you if you just think it.]
‘Fuck, what the hell am I supposed to say?’
[No way out. Just endure it.]
‘Just endure it?’
[You should’ve come up with a better excuse from the start. Like, you were taking a shit and ran out of toilet paper. Or you pissed your pants and needed new underwear. Even if it’s embarrassing.]
‘Huh. You’re surprisingly smart.’
[You’re just stupid.]
‘I panicked, okay, asshole?’
[There’s no other choice. Just push the assignment angle.]
‘What should I say?’
[Are you seriously asking your own dick for advice right now?]
This was humiliating. Asking my own dick for advice in a situation like this… But no matter how hard I thought, nothing came to mind.
I kept hesitating, and apparently that annoyed him enough to speak first.
[Haah, you moron… Fine. Just repeat exactly what I tell you.]
‘Go ahead.’
[Tell her: “Philosophically speaking, the reproductive organ is a tool that turns me into an ‘other,’ so the assignment is to converse with it the way one would with another person.”]
‘??? What the hell does that even mean?’
[I don’t know, dumbass. I just made up something that sounds smart. You’re the philosophy major, aren’t you?]
Surprisingly, it worked on Mom. She went quiet for a second.
“What kind of assignment is that? Isn’t your professor a pervert?”
“Well, he is a bit of a strange guy. I thought you weren’t coming home, so I was talking to my… you know… and then you suddenly showed up.”
‘Wait a minute. I really am talking to my dick right now, aren’t I?’
[Exactly. The truth always gets through. Since you told her the truth, Mom now knows everything.]
‘She’s buying this nonsense even though I don’t even understand what I’m saying?’
[It sounds philosophical, even if it doesn’t make sense.]
‘Holy shit.’
After a moment of thinking, Mom spoke again, her voice quiet and composed.
“We’re having a prayer meeting at our house, so the ladies will be coming back. Get dressed properly and come out to say hello.”
“Yes~”
‘Phew… I’m alive.’
[See? I told you it would work.]
‘Hey, just stay quiet for now. If you get fully hard again, I might actually castrate myself.’
[Got it. I’ll behave.]
The red t-shirt felt too risky, so I changed into something else and put on pants.
Honestly, I wasn’t bad-looking. At 178 cm and 62 kg, I had a slim, decent build. In the neighborhood, I was known as the handsome young man from Room 602.
And yet I’d done this shit. Fuck.
A little later, Mom returned with the ladies.
I hadn’t noticed earlier in the chaos, but there were two of the usual aunties who were close with Mom, plus a new one.
It was the woman who’d been staring at me so intensely from the front. She’d apparently just moved in recently.
So this was some kind of welcome-and-prayer meeting at our place. By the way, my mom was a well-known deaconess at the local church—famous for her devotion.
And her son had just shown his fully erect dick to everyone…
She looked about ten years younger than Mom. The shame of having shown a full erection to a woman I’d never met before felt like it was reaching the moon.
As the ladies came inside, they each said something.
“Aww, our Taekyung has grown so much. I’ve known you since you were little—when did you get so big?”
“Taekyung’s ready to get married now. Hohoho.” “Nice to meet you. Hoho.”
The new lady gave me a quick smile as she walked past.
‘Ugh, so embarrassing.’
[Hey, that auntie’s looking at you kind of weird.]
‘What now?’
[I instinctively know that kind of look. You know who I am, right? I’m the dick! The dick!]
‘Fuck, of course you’d say that…’
[Anyway, what are you going to do about Ju Eunjin?]
‘How do you even know about Ju Eunjin?’
[Aren’t I you, dumbass?]
‘Oh, right. Ju Eunjin got taken by another guy.’
[What does that matter? You can just fuck her too.]
‘Isn’t that against some kind of bro code?’
[Bro code my ass. There’s no bro code when it comes to getting laid. If you get the chance, you take it. Though she’s not really my type, so whatever.]
‘Type? Since when do you have a type?’
[Of course I have a type. Honestly, your taste is fucking trash.]
‘Ha, this bastard’s dissing the pure and delicate type.’
[I hate those girls who act all innocent and whiny the most. A woman should have some experience, and most importantly, her ‘suction power’ has to be top-tier.]
‘Shut up. Since when does a dick get to have preferences? If it goes in, it goes in.’
[Look at this guy. Keep talking like that and it won’t be fun anymore.]
“Haha, that’s hilarious.”
The last part slipped out loud.
About thirty minutes had passed. Talking to my dick had made my mouth feel empty, and since they were having a prayer meeting outside, watching porn felt a bit wrong.
I decided to sneak out for some snacks.
Right then, Mom said,
“Come on, everyone. Let’s pray together.”
She clasped her hands and began to pray.
“Almighty God our Father…”
I carefully, quietly tiptoed toward the fridge, trying not to make a sound, and glanced back at the prayer circle.
But…
The new lady wasn’t praying. She was looking straight at me.
Startled, I froze in place.
When our eyes met, she gave me a sly little smile. I looked back at her and offered a small bow.
She raised her hand, pressed her index finger to her lips for a second, then slowly slid that hand down to her chest and kept going lower.
My eyes followed her hand the whole way.
‘What… the hell?’
She was staring directly at me. Then she slightly spread her legs so I could see up her skirt.
With her fingers, she pulled her pink panties to the side, revealing her perfectly waxed slit.
Her slightly dark labia came into full view.
My heart rate shot up instantly. My face grew so hot I could feel it myself.
[Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!]
Suddenly the dick let out a scream and started getting fully hard.
‘Hey! Hey, you crazy bastard! Not now!!’
[Fuck, I can’t help it. Who is that woman? I’m losing my mind…]
The lady winked at me while I was fully erect.
Our devout mother was still deep in prayer.
“Please guide the new lamb from Room 705 as well…”
The lady was rubbing between her folds with her finger. I couldn’t look away. In fact, my eyes were wide open, staring straight at her.
The more she rubbed, the wetter that slit became. Her eyes grew hazy, and her lips parted slightly.
A faint flush began to color her cheeks.
‘Is she into the thrill?’
At that moment—
“…Amen.”
The moment the prayer ended, she closed her legs and I quickly turned toward the fridge.
“Son, want something to eat?”
Mom’s loving-yet-threatening voice rang out.
“I’ll just grab some water and head back in.”
I chugged a glass of water as fast as I could and practically ran back to my room.
[Damn… I feel like I’m gonna die. That lady is no joke.]
‘Fuck. With all the aunties here I can’t even jerk off. I’m going insane.’
[Aaaaaah.]
‘Stop dying over there.’
[Don’t you have any fuck buddies? These days everyone has at least one, right?]
‘A broke college student only has his hand.’
[Ha, fuck.]
“Taekyung, the ladies are leaving. Come say goodbye.”
“Okay.”
When I went out to say goodbye, they were already putting on their shoes.
“Goodbye.”
I bowed politely.
“Aigoo, Taekyung, take care. You need to grow more, hoho.”
“No, this woman’s being nosy again. Haha, take care, Taekyung.”
“Yes, haha, goodbye.”
“Taekyung, dear. Since we live in the same building, we’ll see each other often. Let’s greet each other when we do. Hoho.”
The lady from Room 705 smiled and secretly winked at me behind Mom’s back.
“Haha. Yes, goodbye.”
[Hey, tell her to meet up again. Hurry.]
‘Shut up, idiot.’
[You dumbass, chances like this don’t come often. Hurry up.]
‘I said shut up, you tiny-dicked bastard.’
[I’m a dick, so of course I’m tiny-dicked, dumbass.]
Even as the door was closing, the lady from Room 705 turned back and smiled.
[Go visit her soon. This is a guaranteed fuck.]
‘She’s Mom’s friend, you bastard. At least have some boundaries.’
[She looks insanely young. What do you mean, Mom’s friend? And with women, you have to eat them when you can. There’s no later.]
‘Ugh, you’re so loud. My head’s already a mess.’
[She showed you that much, so it’s guaranteed. Next time you see her, just go for it.]
‘I have to go to my part-time job. Let’s head out.’
I told Mom I was leaving and quickly escaped the house. Ju Eunjin’s hole had been wiped from my memory. All I could see was that lady’s waxed, glistening labia.
[Can’t stop thinking about it, huh? Hehe.]
I didn’t bother replying and headed into the city.