My Dick Talks!!
The sound of frantic slapping filled the room.
“Ah~ Mmm~.. Aah…”
The slapping continued without pause.
There was a guy staring holes through his computer monitor, jerking his hand like his life depended on it.
That guy… was me.
Han Taekyung, sophomore philosophy major at Hankyung University.
This was already my second round of the day. A small mountain of tissues had piled up beside my desk. Was I that pent-up? Nothing had gone right since Saturday.
My self-esteem had been completely shattered because of Ju Eunjin, the snowboarding club’s resident beauty.
I’d spent the entire start of the season putting in serious effort to win her over, only to find out she’d gotten fucked by some midget with a dick like a dried turd after a night of heavy drinking.
Ju Eunjin… At first I hadn’t even noticed her because she was completely covered by a helmet and goggles. But the moment I saw her face while we were eating in the lodge, everything else in my vision blurred out except for her.
Her tight functional gear made it easy to imagine exactly what her body looked like underneath.
I want her. I’m definitely making her my woman.
We’d gone out for coffee at a café and grabbed beers together a few times. The way she smiled at me felt like she was saying, “Hurry up and take me already.”
I figured I’d confess properly soon and make a big “ta-da!” entrance in front of the whole club. That was the plan.
That’s why the bus ride to the lodge had felt so exciting. I spent the whole trip lost in thought, planning exactly how I’d appeal to her before the season ended. Time flew by and we arrived before I knew it.
And that beautiful fantasy lasted less than five minutes after I stepped off the bus.
When I walked into the lodge, that son of a bitch was gripping Ju Eunjin’s waist from behind and pounding her like a machine.
Every time his shaft drilled into her hole, her breasts bounced perfectly in rhythm with his thrusts.
Was that the law of inertia?
They both turned their heads at the same time and looked straight at me, but his hips never stopped pumping.
His brain had registered me, but his waist was still obeying pure instinct.
Ju Eunjin’s eyes were half-glazed over, drool was dripping from her mouth, and sweet moans kept spilling out. She probably hadn’t even recognized me.
“Ah~ Aah… Mmm~”
A little later, it looked like he was getting close. His piston movements grew faster and faster while Ju Eunjin screamed like she’d lost her mind.
I stood frozen in the doorway, watching the moment he reached his peak and came inside her.
His back arched like a bow, trying to shoot as deep as possible. Ju Eunjin dropped her head, turned her face toward me, and arched her waist down to give him the perfect angle.
After he finished, he let out a long sigh, then looked at me again with clear eyes.
“Oh, hyung, you’re here? Haha.”
“Oh my… what should we do?”
“…”
I couldn’t say a single word.
Ju Eunjin ran straight into the bathroom. The guy stood up without even bothering to hide his shriveled dick and spoke to me.
“Just pretend you only saw me, okay? Haha.”
“Y-yeah…”
Fuck…
The weird part was, I wasn’t even that angry about losing Ju Eunjin. What stuck in my brain was the image of his cock furiously pumping into her hole.
From Saturday night until I got home Sunday evening, that scene kept replaying in my head. Even on Monday during lectures, it kept flashing before my eyes.
The way his cum slowly oozed out of Ju Eunjin’s hole after he pulled out, and that tiny little mole right beside it, had been burned permanently into my mind.
People might think I’m some pathetic virgin who’s never touched a woman, but that’s not true.
It happened back in high school when I went over to a friend’s house.
He had an older sister. After he sent my friend on an errand, she suddenly started sucking me off without warning. And she was really good at it.
After that first time, I kept going back to her and letting her drain me.
Since she was always the one in control, I never really took the lead. I just did whatever she told me—suck when she said suck, lick when she said lick, put it in when she said put it in, shake it when she said shake it.
The funny thing was, she had a boyfriend, and my friend knew full well that I was fucking his sister.
That bastard even secretly watched us doing it.
Later I found out he also secretly watched her with her actual boyfriend.
That noona really liked my dick. She even gave it a nickname—Pigun—and would always play with it.
“Pigun’s really energetic today.”
“Looks like Pigun’s been starving. There’s so much.”
“Pigun’s not very strong today. Hehe.”
Stuff like that.
Anyway, I’ll save the noona story for later. The entire time I was sitting in class, all I could think about was Ju Eunjin’s dripping wet hole.
To be honest, I wanted to do it right there. I wanted to stick a finger inside at least once. Hell, I just wanted to touch it.
Fuck… That pure, delicate face getting railed from behind and creampied…
Her looks were exactly my type—long straight hair, the classic innocent beauty. Nice breasts, nice hips…
Maybe because I have a pretty conservative personality, I’ve never been interested in girls who look too easy.
That’s why I always wondered: if you fuck a pure, innocent-looking girl, does the sex feel pure too?
I used to imagine her quietly enduring it without making a sound, eyes squeezed shut. But after seeing her get fucked like an animal, that fantasy flew straight out the window.
Yet somehow that scene had been permanently etched into my brain.
So the moment I got home, I pulled up a video of Karen Kaede—the JAV actress who looks most like Ju Eunjin—and started jerking off like crazy.
Slap slap slap slap
Ah, fuck…
“Huh? What the hell was that sound?”
I suddenly heard a strange noise and stopped, tilting my head to listen. Nothing.
I frowned a little and started moving my hand again.
Slap slap slap slap
On the screen, Karen Kaede was gripping the guy’s balls and sucking him hard.
Slurp~ Slurp slurp~
Slap slap slap slap
“Oh yeah, that’s good~”
[Hey, you fucking idiot, stop that. You’re gonna peel the skin off.]
“???????????”
I jumped in shock and looked around frantically.
What… what the hell? Is someone watching me?
I held my breath and listened carefully again. Still nothing.
I tilted my head once more and looked down. My dick had gone completely soft, probably because I’d lost focus.
It almost looked like it was staring at me. Come to think of it, that was exactly how I must have looked when I walked in on them.
I’d been half-assing snowboarding too…
Poor bastard. Don’t worry, bro. Hyung will get you hard again today.
I gave it a sympathetic look and turned the video volume up higher to bring my dead dick back to life.
The scene on screen was a doggy-style fuck that looked exactly like what I’d seen at the lodge.
“Ooh… this is it!!”
“Aah… Ngh~”
Thrust thrust thrust!!
[Hey! I told you to stop, you son of a bitch. My bones are grinding!]
“Uwaaaaaah!”
I was so startled I nearly fell backward in my chair.
“Wh-what the hell? Who’s there?”
[Who else? It’s your dick, dumbass…]
“Huh? What did you say? My dick?”
[Yeah. Your dick.]
“Wait… you can hear what I’m thinking?”
[Yeah, loud and clear. You can hear my thoughts too, right?]
“Uwaaaaaaaaaah!”
I finally tipped over in my chair and started crawling across the floor on my back, flailing my arms and legs.
My limbs were moving at full speed, but I wasn’t actually going anywhere. I was too panicked to coordinate.
“Uwaaah… what the fuck is this?”
My fully erect cock stood proudly upright, talking directly to me.
[Stop jerking off already, you pathetic loser. I’m getting tired of this.]
“Uwaaaah~”
I ran screaming into the living room in pure terror.
What the hell was talking to me? Was this a dream? Why was everything fine when I came earlier? Had I been cursed?
The moment I burst into the living room, I ran straight into my mom and the neighborhood aunties who had come over to visit.
From their perspective, I was wearing a red t-shirt, completely naked from the waist down except for black socks, with a raging hard-on.
I looked like a total pervert. Or, giving them the benefit of the doubt, a complete lunatic.
My mom’s expression didn’t change at all. Instead, the eyes of all the aunties behind her zeroed in on one specific spot.
“Oh my. Oh my goodness, what should we do…”
“Eek? Oh my, look at that.”
“What? What is it? I can’t see, move over…”
The auntie at the very back even stood on her tiptoes to get a better look.
I couldn’t even think about covering myself. I just stood there frozen.
Mom stood stiffly in the entryway for a moment before turning around and ushering the aunties back outside.
I still couldn’t move.
Wh-what… the hell is going on?
I must have been so startled earlier that I didn’t hear the door code being entered.
Beep beep beep, ding-dong~
The sound of the door code came again and Mom walked back in.
She grabbed the baseball bat that was leaning against the wall by the entrance. I could still hear the aunties whispering outside.
“You crazy perverted bastard! Ugh, this is so embarrassing for the whole neighborhood. You disgusting piece of shit…”
“Uwaaaah~”
I ran back into my room to escape her.
Mom started smashing the door with the bat.
“Get out here right now, you son of a bitch!”
“Mom, wait! It’s not what you think…”
“Not what I think? Get out here, you bastard. I’m just going to turn you into a eunuch and be done with it.”
How the hell was I supposed to explain this?
If I told her my dick started talking to me, would she believe me?
And if I said it was insulting me too, she’d just call me crazy, right?
Who could I even tell? Was I going to end up locked in a mental hospital?
Blocking the door that kept getting smashed, I desperately racked my brain.
And the conclusion I reached was… I was completely fucked.