[The Office's Shared Equipment] The Dignity-Abandoned Pussy Banquet Performance♡
Once the self-introductions were finished, I gathered all the queens in the banquet hall. It was the same hall where I had once introduced SoroR to everyone. Right now there was no one else besides me and the queens. We weren’t using the entire space, so we settled into a lavishly decorated private room that felt like a club VIP lounge, turned on some music, and began to play.
Dungudududung~♪ Dungudungdududung~♪ Dungududududung~♪ Dungudungdududung~♪
Exotic melodies poured from the magic-tool sound system, whipping the mood higher. Of course, the ones truly raising the temperature were our living equipment queens. On a small stage built like a karaoke booth, the idiots with their legs spread wide began their shameful performance.
“Hyoot~♡ Hyoooooooot~♡ Hyoot, hyoot, O great Roman-nim♡ Please forgive us spies and employ us as your equipment. This white-pussy equipment elf offers her gratitude once again today~♡ I plan to show you plenty of disgraceful acts for Roman-nim’s enjoyment, so please, do savor the dance of these matching pussy-equipment girls~♡”
The show opened with the chicken-coop elf, her twin-tails tied in an absurdly stupid style, offering her pussy greeting♡ Slurp~♡ Slurp~♡ She spread her legs in a sumo stance to greet me and launched into her humiliating tricks.
“Lifting one leg, then the other♡ Lifting the opposite leg, then the other♡ —In this pathetic pussy-sumō pose♡ Hyoo, ugh, along with these stupid cries♡ Even though I was once a queen, I feel no shame♡ Covering my cunt with a tray~♡”
Swing—!
“Hoho♡ Roman-nim~♡ I’ve written a number on my chicken-coop pussy~♡ Guess it right and you win♡ Getting it wrong—well, that’s impossible, isn’t it♡ I’ll keep performing pussy tricks until you get it right~♡”
Hyoit♡ Hyoit♡ Hyoit♡ Like a sumo wrestler she spread her thighs and shook the tray held in both hands.
“Pussy, hidden♡ Revealed♡ Hidden♡ Reveeealed~♡ Hyoooooit~♡ So, what number is written on my chicken-coop cunt today, I wonder~♡”
I lounged on the sofa like a melted balloon and stared intently at her pussy.
“Hyooit~♡ Hyoooooit~♡ Chicken-coop pussy♡ On the completely burned-off pubic hair♡ The number is written peeerfectly♡♡ Hyoit♡ Hyoit♡ Watch closely—the elf’s pussy artistry~♡ This is the traditional performing art of us elves~♡ Ohot♡ O, hooot♡♡”
Every time my gaze lingered she grew hotter; juices began dripping from her cunt. She might act a little rebellious, but the moment she started this she was clearly a hopeless masochist pig♡
“Hyoot♡ Hyoooooooit~♡ The elf’s traditional pussy trick~♡ Pussy-pussy-pussy~♡ Shall I show you~♡ Can Roman-nim guess it correctly, I wonder~♡ Mmm♡ Nn♡ Once more, a little easier to see~♡ One leg up, then down~♡ The other leg up, then down~♡ While repeating the crab-leg dance~♡ Nnghooooot♡♡”
Hyoit♡ Hyoit♡ Hyoit♡ Hyoit♡ Hyoit♡ Hyoit♡ Tsaaaan~♡
“Hyooooooogh~♡ Th-that one was dangerous, wasn’t it~♡ You might have seen it that time~♡ Hehe♡ Hic, haa~♡”
She proudly lifted her right leg until it touched her own cheek, then bent her wrists behind her ass to cover her pussy with the tray in a magnificent display of skill. On top of that she tensed her toes so hard her whole body trembled, yet our idiot elf smiled with her lips pushed out and her eyes rolled back in a completely brainless expression.
“Ho, ok♡ Hyooooooogh~♡ From this position I’ll carefully change poses once more~♡ —Hyoit♡”
She slowly lowered her right leg, removed the tray from behind her ass, and immediately raised her left leg high. Like a ballerina she lifted her foot with perfect flexibility; the tray that had been hiding her pussy was now balanced on her pointed toes. The moment her cunt was about to be fully exposed, the dark elf stepped in, brought over a wine bottle, and covered it for her.
“Hyeeeee♡ Hyoot♡ Hooooogh♡ I-I almost showed it~♡ Thank you~♡”
“Hehe, Roman-nim. Look at this idiot elf’s disgrace♡ To think this is supposed to be the elves’ traditional art—it’s utterly vulgar, isn’t it♡”
“—Hyugh♡ Th-then what refined traditional art do you dark elves possess that lets you talk like that~♡”
“This♡”
The moment the twin-tailed chicken-coop elf hurriedly returned to her crab-leg pose and covered her pussy with the tray, the dark elf struck the exact same stance. Her short black hair was forcibly tied into twin-tails that contrasted ridiculously with the first elf’s, yet she too looked bizarre—standing in a crab-leg pose while hiding her cunt with a cheap cloth.
“Using both hands to cover your pussy? How unskilled for an elf~♡ We dark elves don’t even need our hands~♡”
Flap♡ Flap♡ Flap♡
“Hyoit♡ Hyoit♡ Hyoooooooit~♡ Behold♡ You incompetent elf bitch~♡ The dark elf’s trained clit and♡ The artistic pussy trick created with this flexible body~♡”
A strip of cloth tied to her rigidly erect clit fluttered sideways in time with the crab-leg dance♡ A weight hung from the end of the cloth, adjusted at a precarious angle so her pussy remained hidden. It was an impressive feat; normally everything would be visible, yet she kept it perfectly concealed.
“Hoot♡ H, hoot♡ Roman-nim~♡ This is the dark elf tradition~♡ The genuine crab-leg pussy dance♡ My skill is on a completely different level from that old elf beside me♡ I’ve carved numbers onto my pussy lips, so I hope you can guess them♡”
“Hyuuut~♡ Getting cocky just because you tied a single cloth to your clit~♡ Hyoot♡ Then how about this♡ This flexible pose♡ Only I can do it~♡”
In response the chicken-coop elf hooked her right ankle behind her own neck in a yoga-like contortion.
“Hyoit hyoit hyoit~♡ Hyoooooot~♡ Ungh, ugh, a pose like thiiis~♡ That dark elf over there♡ Since she’s covering her pussy with cloth, she definitely can’t do this, can she~♡♡”
With only her left leg on the ground she trembled in place, shaking the tray over her cunt in a teabagging motion. The dark elf shook her short twin-tails and lifted her own left leg.
“This~♡ You think you’re the only one who can pick a fight in front of Roman-nim? I can do that pose too~♡ Ngyaaah~♡”
While still covering her pussy with the cloth tied to her clit, she boldly hooked her left leg behind her neck. The pose made her lose balance; the cloth shifted and gave a fleeting glimpse of her cunt.
“Is the black pussy 9?”
“Hiiiiiiit~♡ You saw it♡ But you only guessed one side♡ Since there are two pussy lips, guessing only one still doesn’t count♡”
The dark elf’s clit stood even taller, and the cloth tied to it swayed beautifully to hide her pussy once more.
“Hyoot♡ Hngh, ukuu~♡ The dark elf’s pussy tricks~♡ Are not limited to this level~♡ A far more graceful and beautiful tradition than that chicken-coop elf♡ I shall demonstrate it for Roman-nim~♡”
“Acting all superior when one of your numbers has already been seen♡ Hyoit♡ Hyoit♡ The tray is the true pinnacle of disgrace♡ A shallow pussy trick that doesn’t even use your hands could never satisfy Roman-nim~♡”
One stood on her left leg with her right raised high. The other stood on her right leg with her left raised high. Their pussies—colors completely opposite each other—pressed cheek to cheek.
“What did you say?!”
“You started the fight first~! You black bitch!”
“You dried-up, stinking old hag!!”
The tray went clang clang clang~♡ The cloth on the clit went squeeze~♡
“—Hyooooogh♡♡ S-stop♡ Hitting each other’s pussies with the tray♡ Please stop~♡♡”
“Ughk♡ Uguhgiik♡ Y-you’re the one♡ Let go of my clit cloth right noooooow♡ My clit’s stretching♡ It’s streeeetching♡♡”
Attacking each other while exposing their cunts in yoga poses was the height of disgrace, but it made my cock throb violently. What a hilarious show. Their terrible relationship somehow made it even better.
“Mmm♡ Mm, sluuuurp♡ Those idiots♡ Fighting again right in front of Roman-nim♡ That’s why they’re stuck like this forever♡ Chuuuuururu♡♡ With absolute loyalty and integrity♡ That is why a secretary♡ Must always put her employer’s mood first♡ Chup♡ Chu♡ Nnguuuung~♡”
While saying that, the demon queen who had lowered her head to suck my cock met my eyes. She too had been fixed with stupid twin-tails. Pushing her philtrum forward like an idiot, she performed an octopus-style blowjob.
“You’re only stimulating the glans, you know. This isn’t the time to act superior, you stupid demon.”
“Hogh♡ I’m sorry! I’ll suck you harder, so please forgive me?! Ngoh♡ Ong♡ —Nnguhuuuuuuuuuuck!?!!”
She had the perfect handle—her horns. I grabbed them and yanked hard, giving myself a free pass straight down her throat. That wet, sloppy throat was always the best. Perfect timing. I released the horns, grabbed both her twin-tails, and tied them around my waist.
“Ugohgohgohk♡ Ngok♡ O, ok♡ Uooooooong♡ Ok♡ Gubuhuuuuuuuuuuuck♡♡♡”
“Oh, this is nice. It feels like a cock diaper, doesn’t it~?”
“Ngogo♡ Ok♡ Ok♡ Ok♡ Ogohgohgohk♡ Ugohk♡ Hehup♡ Hehupuuuuuuup♡♡ Frrup♡”
The once-intellectual demon queen’s face was now a complete wreck. Her throat had thickened around my shaft. With her twin-tails tied to my waist she shook her hips. Whoosh~♡ Whoosh~♡
“Nngbuh—?! Ubu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bup!!! B-hup, bu, huobobobop~! B-hohi~! —Uuu-bu-bu-bu-bup-bu-bu-bu♡♡♡♡”
“Oh, that squirming throat feels incredible~! This is great. Stay like that until I finish every last drop of liquor tonight.”
“Nngbuhiiiiiiup♡♡ Nngbo♡ Obobobobobo♡♡ B-hoooooooop-bu-bu-bup♡♡♡”
The demon queen who had once possessed a refined appearance was now utterly destroyed. She flared her nostrils wide to breathe—haaah♡ haaah♡—desperately gasping for air. Her throat moved on its own, turning her into a living onahole.
“Silver. Pink.”
Having ruined the third one, I called the remaining two. The succubus queen appeared first, exposing her armpits and shaking her breasts.
“Nnghot♡ This one is an expression of gratitude~♡ An ero-ero pussy dance~♡ Do you like seeing us in these pathetic states~♡ Hyoot♡ Hyut♡ Pussy♡ Pussy♡ The pussy Roman-nim fixed for me~♡ It keeps twitching like this~♡ It’s so happy♡ Nngot♡ A succubus who should be toying with men has thrown her life away to perform a disgrace dance♡ And in such an idiotic shape too♡♡♡”
Boing~♡ Boing~♡ The succubus queen had drawn a face on her own body—eyes on her nipples with black marker, a nose at her navel, and a mouth on her constantly twitching pussy. The overall effect looked like a henohenomoheji scribble. Using that as a backdrop, the vampire queen crawled over on all fours and poured wine straight from the bottle lodged upside-down in her cunt—glug glug glug~♡
“Yes♡ Roman-nim♡ Your cute, stupid vampire secretary♡ Will prepare your drink like this~♡”
She poured with the skill of a dragoon, but because the bottle had been inside her pussy the wine was slightly warm.
“There’s a perfect spot to set the drink~?”
“Nngo♡ U-bobobobop♡ Nngbuhooooooot♡♡♡ Nngbot♡ Nngbot♡ Nngpuhup~♡”
I took the glass and wedged it between the horns of the demon queen whose face was buried in my crotch. Her horns curved nicely, making them the perfect cup holder. I never imagined I would use a queen’s head as a wine glass, but with my cock already down her throat it felt surprisingly comfortable.
“Nngut♡ Nngut♡ Uuuuung~♡ Look at me too♡ The succubus queen’s face-pussy trick~♡ Hyoooot♡ Ongot♡ Every time my pussy twitches, it speaks on its own~♡ Watch♡ Watch♡ 「—Master! Look~! My mouth has become strange!」 Nngut♡ 「My mouth has turned into a sloppy pussy! It smells fishy and feels gross!」 Uheheheheheheheek♡♡♡”
“Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!”
Every time the drawn face—especially the mouth part that was her pussy—twitched, the succubus queen lowered her voice and acted it out. The black marker on her nipples to represent eyes, the black coloring on her pussy to represent a mouth—everything was hilarious.
“Uooong♡ Ok♡ Roman-nim is pleased♡ He’s happy while I degrade my own dignity with body graffiti~♡ Since it pleases you, my succubus pussy that can’t resist a man opens on its own and—「Ooooh~! Master is happy! Even though my mouth has become a cum-rag pussy that’s been devoured by men! If it makes Master happy I can keep twitching and speaking as much as you want! Nngot~! It stiiiinks~!!」”
“Bwahahahahaha!!! This is actually insane!! Bwah-hahahahahahaha!!!!”
“—Kyahahahahahak♡♡♡”
Twitch~♡ Twitch~♡ Twitch~♡ While the succubus queen performed her disgraceful trick by opening her pussy like a mouth, I gave her a thumbs-up and gulped down the wine. I had been drinking nonstop, so I soon needed to piss. I let it flow straight down the throat of the demon queen who was still deepthroating me—glug glug glug♡♡
“Nngok♡ Gulp♡ Gulp♡ Gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp~♡ Nngbuhoooooop~♡ Ngoh~♡ Kupuhuuuuuuuup♡♡♡ Nng, buhut~♡ Buhuk♡ Brrru… Brru… Gulp-gulp-gulp~♡ Gulp-gulp-gulp~♡”
A sudden flood of urine drew pained noises from her, yet she didn’t spill a drop. She quickly calmed down, swallowing every mouthful while the horns on her head kept the wine glass perfectly steady. She continued to serve my cock without letting it spill.
“Ooh, ooh. Being able to piss while getting sucked is nice too~♡ Our demon secretary is so well-trained~♡”
“Nngu♡ Ut♡ Uut♡ Gulp-guuuuuuk~♡”
The pitiful girl whose throat was pierced by my cock and whose twin-tails were tied around my waist couldn’t escape even if she wanted to. Yet she still answered my praise with a black-eyed smile, so I couldn’t help praising her more. Come to think of it, she must have been completely corrupted by my demonic energy by now. Seeing how the others were going mad, it really was the end of their former lives.
“Uuuugh… Roman-nim! May I join as well?!”
“Why are you asking?”
“B-because! Just having a wine bottle shoved in my pussy isn’t enough to please you~!! Everyone else is doing pussy dances or happily acting like furniture! Only I’m like this…!”
“You’re forgiven because you have white hair.”
“—H-heh?”
It was simply a fetish of mine. Although my interest had cooled slightly at one point, her appearance was exactly to my taste. White-haired beautiful girls were the best.
“Hic♡ Roman-niiiim~♡ I beg you♡ I beg you~♡”
Still, the vampire queen—perhaps wanting to make up for her poor first impression—prostrated herself in a perfect dogeza. When she raised her ass high in that position, the mouth of the wine bottle lodged in her pussy became visible. It was quite the spectacle. For some reason I was unusually lenient toward white-haired girls. I also loved twin-tails that didn’t suit their age. —When it came to women performing disgraceful acts, nothing was better♡ Twin-tails on both sides! Was there any hairstyle more perfect for girls who loved to degrade themselves~!
“Nngooouung♡ R-Roman-nim♡ Hehe♡ Uhehehehehehe♡♡”
I grabbed the vampire queen’s white hair as she pressed her forehead to the floor and forcibly lifted her head.
“Then you’re going here~!”
“Ohet?! Aaaaah♡ Ah♡ Ah♡ Even though I’m a queen, you’re putting it in a place like thiiis~♡ —Nngmubuhuuuuuuup♡♡♡”
In complete contrast to the demon queen mounted on my cock, the vampire queen was now mounted on my cock from behind~♡ I tied her twin-tails around my waist as well so she couldn’t run away, then stood up.
“Nngo♡ Ong♡ Nngooooop♡ Ugohgohgohk♡ Ugehk♡ Uk, ugohgohgohguk♡♡”
“Churobobobop♡ Uo♡ Churopp♡ Chupuruuuuuuuup~♡”
With queens mounted front and back, the royal cock-panties were complete♡ One handling the cock, one handling the asshole—both felt incredible, but it still wasn’t enough.
“These two balls are still empty.”
“………!! I-I’ll do it!”
“No, I’ll do it~!! Heheee~♡”
The two sows who had been fighting on stage immediately dropped to all fours and crawled over.
“Hororororop~♡ Hop, o, muok♡ Op♡ Muget♡ Ooo-bup♡ The size of the balls is incredible~♡”
“We’ll have to split them evenly♡ Horobobobobop♡ Horop~♡”
One dark-elf mouth latched onto one testicle, while the chicken-coop elf’s mouth latched onto the other with a chuup~♡ I tied their twin-tails around my waist as well. All four queens were now attached to my balls.
“Gulp♡ Gulp♡ Gulp♡ Uguhgohgohgohguk♡♡♡”
“Chupruuub-bububu♡♡ Nngmu♡ Puhuuub~♡”
“Nngooooongu♡ Ong♡ Oook♡ Ok♡”
“Ok♡ Horobobobobobop~♡ Hubobobobop~♡”
Cock, asshole, and two balls—four queens serving simultaneously was the ultimate luxury. Eight pairs of twin-tails tangled around my waist tickled a little, but just standing still felt so good I could barely hold back.
“Hoo… Ah, this is lethal… Uuuurgh…!!”
“Aahn~♡ You’re so mean♡ W-what about me♡ I’m a succubus♡ I can make you feel the best no matter where you put me~♡”
“There’s no room left, so just lick the hair.”
“Th-that’s too much~!”
“You don’t want to?”
“It’s not that I don’t want to~! Hyoot♡ Hoo♡ Uup~♡”
Even as she complained, the idiot succubus bent forward and shoved her face into the cluster of queens already crowded around my crotch.
“Brrbyeeeee~♡ Brrbyek~♡ Hlrrub-bubub~♡”
She could at least reach the base of my cock with her tongue. She genuinely sucked on the pubic hair too, and eventually the tangle of twin-tails became so knotted that even I couldn’t pull free.
‘I did this on impulse while drunk… How the hell do I get them off…?’
Five females with their faces buried in my crotch. Me standing there awkwardly, feeling every sensation… Pleasure surged automatically, and even though it felt amazing, the knot of hair refused to come loose…?!
“Ugh… I’m cumming…!”
「「「「「——Nngmuuuuuuuuung♡♡♡♡」」」」」
I came just like that, but still couldn’t find a way to untangle them. I couldn’t exactly cut my own hair, so……
“Benefactor? What exactly are you doing at this late hour…”
“Ah…”
Perpena-nim, finding it strange that I still hadn’t returned to the room despite the late hour, had come looking for me herself and was now scolding me. …Even an Evil God could make that kind of pitying face. It was a play that left a deep impression—yet was utterly, mortifyingly embarrassing.