The Office's Shared Furniture: Queens Spreading Their Legs and Fawning
The next day. Thanks to Sadat's support, construction on the hot spring village picked up speed, which naturally increased the volume of miscellaneous tasks. Approving payments, disbursing wages to the laborers, erecting temporary housing, hiring mages to prevent any issues from arising, and meticulously verifying the current state of development while checking for any unexpected bottlenecks—the hours simply vanished.
While everyone worked together in the office once again today...
Bang~♡ Bang~♡ Bang~♡ Bang~♡ Bang~♡ Bang~♡ Bang~♡ Bang~♡ Bang~♡
"...Um, Lord Roman?"
"Hm?"
"Those women... exactly what are they...?"
"My secretaries. The number of documents requiring approval has grown lately, so I brought them in to stamp things in my place for anything that doesn't look suspicious. At first I only meant to use them as toys to help me catch my breath, but their comprehension turned out to be surprisingly good. I can entrust the entire job to them now."
I may be an outsider to this world, but they are natives who once sat upon the throne as queens, so the difference is obvious. Because they came from elsewhere, I simply correct any deviations and they never repeat the same mistake.
"No, that's not what I meant......"
Nevertheless, one of the vassals pointed. At the tip of his finger lay the newly established Secretary Division Exclusive Area, where the office-attired queens were working diligently. Five desks had been lined up in a perfect row, yet none of them sat in the chairs. Instead every last one was holding an M-shaped leg spread on top of her desk. As an added touch, their hair was fixed into tight ponytails. Strong personalities are all well and good, but since those traits were unnecessary during work hours, I had enforced the style.
"Ahaa~♡ Uhn♡ Ah♡ Here, review stamp♡ Compleeete~♡"
"This side is finished as well♡"
"Huuk♡ Huuk♡ My butt huuurts~♡"
First the succubus queen had climbed atop her desk, spread her legs in a wide M, and was slamming the Giant Anal Stamp lodged in her ass down with loud bang~♡ bang~♡ sounds. Beside her, the demon queen reviewed documents with a serious expression, nodded twice, then lowered her own ass in an M-shape and stamped with a heavy kwaang~♡. The vampire queen let out pained moans as well, yet like the other two she used the seal embedded in her anus to pound, pound, pound♡ through the paperwork.
"Nuuut♡ This bastard~♡ How dare he inflate the inventory like this~♡ Trash like you should be thrown away♡"
"This side too♡ Sneaking materials out while thinking we wouldn't notice because we're busy—what a piece of garbage~♡ Looks like the same kind of vermin exists on this side as well~♡"
Meanwhile, the coop elf and the dark elf operated differently from the previous three. They had applied red ink to their pussies and used Pussy Ink to stamp and approve documents. The succubus, demon, and vampire line handled initial approvals while the black-and-white elf queens re-examined everything and discarded anything suspicious.
"Huong♡ Hu, oh♡ Lord Cornelius♡ This line is finished♡"
"This side appears to be slightly inflating the numbers~♡"
"I'd like a recheck on mine as well♡ Huuuu~♡"
"Another suspicious fellow discovered~♡"
"There are many sections that have been heavily omitted compared to the original plan~♡"
They all maintained M-Leg-Spread Pussy Secretary mode on their respective desks, yet they remained highly competent. Perhaps because countless merchants had tried to deceive them back when they were queens, their ability to see through tricks surpassed even that of the vassals.
"If they were simply bad at the job, I could at least scold them..."
"Lord Roman's eccentricities aren't limited to just a day or two. Just ignore it."
"Our workload has decreased, so it's wonderful for us."
"Thanks to them we've even uncovered those embezzling from behind the scenes. Isn't that a good thing?"
This time the playstyle interfered with the vassals' own duties, so I had expected anger, but the reaction was unexpectedly positive. Their excessive competence had spared them from rebuke.
"Roomaan~! Here, this one—you should be careful with this guy~! This fellow once tried to stab your father in the back, got caught, and ended up on the blacklist~!"
Whenever the queen pussy secretaries offered documents, Tania—dressed in the same office attire—would collect them and pass them along. Perhaps because she came from the merchant nation of Chapel, she could spot problems with a single glance and issue warnings.
"From your perspective, how many of these look usable?"
"From Tania's view, maybe that one and that one~? This one feels like they're testing the waters while accepting a small loss~!"
"Testing the waters?"
"Like, 'Will the head of the Cornelius family notice this?' That sort of feeling~? This one doesn't seem like a merchant from birth but more like a craftsman, so getting close might be beneficial!"
"Hoo hoo."
After checking the merchants Tania had pointed out, I glanced sideways. They were still bang~♡ bang~♡ or rubbing their pussies rub rub~♡ while checking diligently, yet something still felt insufficient.
"All of you, turn your asses this way when you stamp. I went to the trouble of branding you, yet I can't even see them."
"Yeees~♡"
"Understood♡ Lord Cornelius♡"
"Huuh, huu, but there really is so much work♡ Uuuuuh~♡"
Sluuuuurp~♡ The exposed, lewd royal asses. The demon's blue buttocks, the dark elf's pitch-black ones, the elf's pure white ones, the vampire's deathly pale ones, the succubus's flushed ones—five asses of completely different hues lined up in a row, each a feast for the eyes.
"Uwah, slave brands... that must hurt..."
Tania's gaze had locked onto the five asses, each bearing the Cornelius family brand burned deep into the flesh. There had been no anesthesia. The stinging must still linger, yet they continued rubbing their asses against the documents on the desks and slamming the seals lodged in their rear holes down with heavy thuds.
"What do they usually do?"
"What do you mean?"
"You said you make them do things you can't ask Tania or the others to do~! It looks like they're receiving special treatment, so I'm jealous~!"
"Special treatment? They're just slaves... After I use the toilet I make them wipe my ass, have them remove bones from food, use them as chairs when I'm tired from going out, and finally treat them as meat shields and punching bags. That's all."
"Except for the toilet part, those are things Tania could do too~!"
She had a point. But the toilet duty carried a shiver of depravity. Not only had I shoved off even the tasks a person should handle alone, I had made her suck my cock while I was defecating. Reading the newspaper and enjoying morning time while receiving a blowjob somehow... To borrow Lady Perpena's phrasing, it felt like "You've shed another layer." Even for Nigilia—the closest thing to furniture among the women I embraced—I found it difficult to order such a thing. It was truly an act possible only with women treated not as people but as slaves.
Besides, anything further would turn my stomach, so it was out of the question.
"Your expression looks strange... Why? Did you eat something bad?"
"...As long as there's no scat tag, any description beyond this point is a bit much."
"Eh?"
This was about that. I waved my hands as if it were nothing and glossed over the subject.
"Just that much? I was thinking of getting a tattoo after seeing it. But now that I think about it, branding their asses feels like a waste. If I'd put the brands on their backs instead, I could have tattooed the word 'toilet' in huge letters across both enormous cheeks."
"Ah! Ahh! Should Tania do that?! Beautifully prepared canvas covered in black graffiti! How about it~?!"
"Like I told you last time, Servilia threatened me to take good care of you. There's no chance of engraving anything on your body, so drop that dream."
"Hieeeeee~?! Why?! Why is Servilia interfering with Tania~!"
"It's not interference, it's concern. You're still a princess and appear in public often. How could you get tattoos?"
"B-but~! Tania can do anything for Darling~!!"
"Your feelings alone are enough."
"Hiiing~!"
Tania puffed out her cheeks and shot a glance toward the vassals. The look clearly said Support me! but there was no way they would take her side.
"Even if you look at us like that..."
"This time Lord Roman is correct."
"We do enjoy watching what our lord likes... but if it escalates into a bigger problem, from our position it's a little..."
"Isn't walking around the house in a bunny outfit already problematic enough?"
"...Right? It's not just me who thinks so, is it?"
"──Nhyiiiiiiiiing!!!"
When they refused to take her side she threw a tantrum but did not push any further. One irritated noise and she was done.
"Cheh... I guess it can't be helped... I'll behave myself~!"
"Good. That's a good girl. That's what my woman should be. Being mischievous is nice, but being obedient is exactly my taste as well."
"Ehehe~♡"
Easy. With Tania's anger dissolved, she gathered the received documents, tapped them neatly on the desk, squared the edges, and handed them to the vassals. Was today's portion finished?
"Hey, are you lot still not done?"
"Ungu~♡ Uuuuung♡♡ The documents♡ you mean♡"
"We've finished our side too~♡"
"All that's left is payroll processing♡ There aren't any major ones remaining now~♡"
They lowered their asses once more and with a heavy thuuuud~♡ stamped the final approvals using the anal seals.
It looked ridiculous, but with five people now handling internal affairs the workload had become quite manageable.
"Then come down from the desks and stand in front. You worked without greeting the people here, so you should introduce yourselves before leaving."
"Yeees~♡"
"Understood~♡"
At the order they hurriedly crawled down from the desks. The sight of those enormous asses—large enough to stretch their tight skirts to the limit—wiggling as they descended was enough to send a dangerous thrill through my cock. Each of them possessed beauty beyond the ordinary and carried expressions full of spirit befitting the title of queen, yet their speech crawled with servility. That contrast made my balls tighten with anticipation.
"─Line up."
"Yes!"
The office-look queens formed a neat row at once. However, they had hiked up their skirts, exposing pussies painted red with ink. To be treated this way by an outsider was a wretched state, yet they did not lose their smiles and began introducing themselves in order.
"Starting today, I have been appointed as a Purple Pussy Secretary and will be working here. I am the Demon Queen-produced Masochist Ass Stamp."
"Similarly appointed as a Color Pussy Secretary, I am the Succubus Queen-produced Masochist Ass Stamp."
"Appointed as a White Pussy Secretary, I am the Elf Queen-produced Horny Pussy Ink..."
"Appointed as a Black Pussy Secretary, I am the Dark Elf Queen-produced Horny Pussy Ink."
"I-I am the Gray Pussy Secretary appointed, the Vampire Queen-produced Masochist Ass Stamp~!"
They hesitated for a moment, then matched their timing and shouted together.
"We have no names─!"
"From now on, as coordinated pussy slaves─!!"
"As the office's shared furniture──"
They spread their legs wide~♡ revealing pussies dyed red with ink and thrust both hands up in a vigorous double peace sign♡
"──We'll do our best♡♡♡"
They all possessed queenly appearances, yet the way they forcibly smiled with those same faces was genuinely hilarious. Dressing them in mature office attire that matched their looks only made the ridiculous act of M-shaped spread double peace stand out even more.
"You made them practice that behind Tania's back, didn't you?"
"Obviously. Look at them—doesn't it look fantastic? Women who look a little fierce really are perfect for tormenting, aren't they?"
They had not yet fallen completely, so the faint resistance was amusing. Since they were already sucking cock, they would soon become exactly like Nigilia... In any case, the internal affairs of our household were now flawless.
"Muuuuuu...!"
"...What?"
While I smiled in satisfaction, Tania stepped forward as well.
"That's unfair! Tania hasn't introduced herself yet!"
"Why compete over something so trivial? There's no one here who doesn't already know who you are even without an introduction."
"Still~!"
What a needless jealous little concubine. Still, it was hardly a problem, so I accepted it cutely and gave her ass a firm slap.
"─Ungh?!"
"Good. Hurry up and introduce yourself."
"Ahh~♡ Yeeeess~♡"
With an energetic reply she squeezed herself between the queens—who were still frozen in M-shaped spread double peace—and lifted the hem of her skirt. A neatly maintained pink pussy and heart-shaped trimmed blonde pubic hair♡ She did not strike the same vulgar pose as the others, yet as a princess the mere act of baring her pussy was sufficiently blasphemous♡
"I am Tania · Chapel, Third Princess of Chapel~♡ This time I've been sold to this house as Roman's concubine~♡ My specialty is acting as a wallet♡ I want to remain a woman useful for my beloved Darling, so I'm researching all sorts of things♡ Everyone, please take care of me from now on~♡"
After the light greeting she brought her right hand to the corner of her eye and flashed a V sign with one hand♡ A vulgar finger greeting while spreading her pussy and golden bush♡ However, our vassals were not the sort to be flustered by something like this.
"Yes, Lady Tania. Please take care of us."
"Let us support Lord Roman together."
"─Of course♡ Tania will work hard too, so call on me anytime for matters like this♡ Internal affairs are more my specialty than they appear♡"
"I see."
"Since she's a daughter of Chapel..."
"Then we'll be in your care from now on."
"Yeees~♡ I'll be in your care as well~♡ Bunny bunny~♡"
She finished with a cute bunny salute, yet everyone simply smiled lightly and let it pass. As expected of professionals... Had they grown used to it after watching me commit so many eccentricities?
"Work is finished and introductions have been made, so let's dismiss for today."
"Lord Roman. We'll take our leave first."
"Everyone, good work...... Ah, wait, wait! There was one thing I wanted to ask!"
"What is it?"
"Where do you all go after work? It doesn't look like you return straight home... Company dinner?"
"No. Lately we've been staying at the brothel."
"When we return to the mansion, how should I say it... the yin energy is simply too strong..."
"After work we drain ourselves there before heading home."
"Ah..."
In that instant the gazes of Tania, the queen secretaries, the vassals—everyone—snapped to my crotch. The reason was obvious.
"…………"
"...We'll be going?"
"Take care..."
My cock might genuinely end up designated as a hazardous material... As expected, even today my cock was causing trouble for others.