021. Outdoor Stream for Health
021. Outdoor Stream for Health
Today's broadcast was an Outdoor Stream.
I'd planned a hiking stream.
‘My stamina's garbage, so I gotta exercise consistently.’
For the current me, exercise wasn't optional—it was mandatory.
Because this body's physical stamina was subpar.
Jogging just now had driven that home hard.
‘I was holed up indoors all the time, so no wonder.’
This world's me hadn't done any aerobic exercise at all.
Of course, he hadn't done anaerobic exercise either.
The guy was basically a stranger to working out.
And yet he still had muscle—a mystery.
Anyway.
There was one more reason my stamina was so garbage.
This version of me had been a serious chain-smoker.
Two packs a day, minimum.
No shit my lung capacity was shot.
‘Fuck. I was a smoker too, but I didn't smoke two packs a day.’
For the record, I'd quit now.
For my health.
Dying of lung cancer was a hard pass.
I wanted to live healthy for a long, long time.
I'd regained my zest for life lately thanks to streaming.
‘Shall I turn on the broadcast now?’
I'd thought about starting once I reached the trailhead, but I decided to turn it on now and throw in a bit of a driving stream too.
After changing into comfortable outdoor clothes, I started the broadcast without any prior notice.
And not even a minute later,
『'Yoho' has entered.』
『'Reformed Guburi' has entered.』
As expected, two people joined immediately.
These two seriously had to be unemployed.
【Yoho】─First place lol
【Reformed Guburi】─Fuck, missed it by a step. More importantly, what was that sudden stream-ender yesterday? I really wanna beat the shit out of Gye Bastard-hun.
【Yoho】─The stream ended the moment I joined T_T
"Sorry. My stomach hurt so bad yesterday, I had no choice."
【Reformed Guburi】─You could've said something before you cut it, you son of a bitch! Seriously, I wanna make you come so fucking hard.
【Yoho】─Gasp! Did you get an upset stomach, Streamer?
【Reformed Guburi】─You think he wouldn't? After eating that shit? My stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die.
【Yoho】─Did you eat it too, Reformed? That stuff?
【Reformed Guburi】─?? You didn't make it?
【Yoho】─No.
【Reformed Guburi】─You fucking bitch.
Apparently, Yoho hadn't cooked that abyssal dish.
Thank goodness.
She didn't get an upset stomach because of me.
【Reformed Guburi】─So what's the plan today? Your outfit's lewd. Is it a Strip Stream?
"Strip Stream my ass. I dressed light for hiking."
【Reformed Guburi】─Pfft, I lowered my expectations and pulled my panties down.
【Yoho】─Nasty.
"Maybe I should just ban Guburi."
【Yoho】─I think that's a great idea.
【Reformed Guburi】─Sry, pulling them back up now.
【Yoho】─Good grief.
The ban was a joke.
That level of chat was within the acceptable range.
If it'd been a guy, I would've banned them on the spot without question, but since I thought of them as women, I wasn't offended.
"But is this actually lewd? It's just shorts and a short-sleeve shirt."
【Reformed Guburi】─Huh? Of course it's lewd, how could it not be? Your chest is showing like crazy. And those short pants show your whole thighs.
【Yoho】─It's a little embarrassing lol. Maybe because you have a good body?
【Reformed Guburi】─Now that I think about it, Gye Bastard-hun seems to have a weird sense of sexual norms.
"Really? Should I go change then?"
【Reformed Guburi】─No no no no no
【Yoho】─Looking again, I think it's fine.
"You fucks keep changing your tune. What the hell do you want me to do?"
I stood in front of the full-length mirror and inspected my outfit.
Black V-neck short sleeves.
Short black shorts.
Looking at it now, it did seem like slightly bold fashion for this world.
‘...I didn't want to wear long pants for exercise, and all my crewneck tees were in the wash.’
Back in my original world, I would've had crewneck tees overflowing.
But the situation was different now.
I only had three crewneck short-sleeves total.
Because this world's me had preferred V-neck short-sleeves.
One stubborn motherfucker with his tastes.
‘Should've bought more in advance instead of putting it off cause it was annoying.’
I asked the viewers again.
"So it's really okay to go outside dressed like this? Tell me honestly. If you don't wanna die."
【Reformed Guburi】─Yeah. Plenty of guys go around dressed more lewdly than you.
【Yoho】─That level's fine lol
【Reformed Guburi】─We were just worried you might be cold, you know lol So definitely don't change.
【Hottie Licker】─Schlurp! Schlurp! Schlurp!
"I'm trusting you guys and going out like this. More importantly, when did she get here?"
【Hottie Licker】─Just got here. Smooch!
【Reformed Guburi】─Disgusting bitch.
Hottie Licker had joined.
After that, other viewers trickled in one after another.
Mostly viewers I'd seen during the last broadcast.
And every last one of them chatted that my clothes were lewd.
Aggregating their opinions,
if I compared it roughly to what women wore in my previous world, my current getup seemed to be on the level of a skintight tee and hot pants.
‘Well, that was pretty standard. I figured I didn't need to change.’
If it were a crop top, maybe.
But a tight tee and hot pants were practically the default everyday fashion for women.
‘The reason it looked particularly lewd was... probably because I had a bit of muscle.’
For example.
The feeling of a J-cup bombshell wearing a skin-tight shirt?
That comparison felt about right.
Because even a tight shirt did not look especially lewd on someone with a small chest.
Anyway, maybe because the muscles made the outfit lewder, the chat window was filled with talk about my clothes.
【Dick Lover】─So lewd because of the muscles...
【Se-hun Defense Force】─I like guys who dress like this lol Your body's nice, so it really suits you~
【Reformed Guburi】─This motherfucker changed their nickname from Pursuit Squad to Defense Force lol
【Min-ji】─Wow. You've got an amazing body!
【BigGirl】─Mmm. Se-hun, I'm dying...
【Plum Tree】─This is today's side dish.
【Reformed Guburi】─Seriously, a total meal-stealer.
【Qkrnfl892】─No body-shaming. He might feel bad about it.
【Hottie Licker】─What a sweet girl lol
Didn't Eight-Nine-Two say she was an active-duty non-commissioned officer?
Maybe because of her job, she was more careful with her chat than the others.
If a soldier got sued, it'd be a huge problem.
Of course, I was never suing anyone.
No matter what kind of sexual harassment, it didn't really bother me.
If anything, it made me feel proud or just plain good.
It'd be weird to hate people complimenting my body.
So I decided to tell her she didn't have to walk on eggshells.
"Hey, Eight-Nine-Two. In my stream, sexual harassment is fine, and body-shaming is fine. I don't feel bad at all, so don't worry about it."
【Qkrnfl892】─Damn, sex...
"...Turns out she's a bastard who doesn't worry in the least."
【Reformed Guburi】─That fucker isn't worrying, she's just acting out to suck up to you lol
Guburi's words seemed on point.
Looking closer, her nickname wasn't normal either.
"Why does it feel like there's no normal person in my stream?"
【Dick Lover】─?
【Reformed Guburi】─??
【Qkrnfl892】─?
"Get those question marks outta here, you fucking morons... Anyway, let's get hiking."
【Reformed Guburi】─Go go
【Se-hun Defense Force】─The way you say it, someone might think we're coming with you lol
【Min-ji】─Hiking's great. It's been a while for me too lol
【Se-hun Defense Force】─You're just watching a screen, what do you mean 'been a while'...
【Min-ji】─I'm gonna watch the stream while hiking too lol
【Hottie Licker】─ lol LAN sex. Schlurp.
I picked up the camera and left the house.
***
I arrived at a nearby mountain in my truck.
It was a place decently equipped with proper hiking trails.
【Reformed Guburi】─It's quiet. Must be 'cause it's the countryside lol
【Se-hun Defense Force】─Does Se-hun live in a rural area? Isn't it Gyeonggi Province?
As I was climbing the mountain, a viewer who'd joined a few minutes earlier sent a donation with a voice message.
『'Cheosu' has donated 1,000 won.』
└Try picking that mushroom on your left just now. It's edible and really tasty.
【Reformed Guburi】─?
I stopped walking and shifted my gaze to the left.
Something blooming on a protruding tree root caught my eye.
It was an object that looked like a red rubber glove.
"You mean this red thing, right?"
I guessed this was a mushroom.
I hadn't known it was a mushroom until they'd mentioned it.
"It looks kind of weird. It's not a poisonous mushroom, is it?"
The viewer had told me it was edible, but I couldn't bring myself to reach for it easily.
Something felt off.
I didn't know why.
Was it instinct?
I had a feeling that touching it would spell disaster.
That was the moment I hesitated.
【Reformed Guburi】─No no no
【Reformed Guburi】─No no no no no
【Reformed Guburi】─No no no no
【Reformed Guburi】─dont tocuh it
Guburi frantically spammed the chat.
She was so hasty she even made typos.
Furthermore,
『'Reformed Guburi' has donated 10,000 won.』
└Don't touch it!!!
She even sent a voice donation to dissuade me.
I took one step back from the mushroom first and asked.
"What's wrong?"
【Reformed Guburi】─That's a Red Deer Antler Mushroom, you fuck! Just touching it is dangerous, so absolutely don't go near it!!!
"...Just touching it is dangerous?"
No wonder I'd had a bad feeling.
My instincts had told me it'd be dangerous to touch it.
Wait.
So what about that viewer?
She'd told me to pick it, like she knew all about this mushroom, right?
As I stared fixedly at the camera, a chat came in from the viewer who'd told me to pick the mushroom.
【Cheosu】─lol pbbbt
『'Cheosu' has left.』
The mysterious viewer left just like that, leaving only that single chat behind.
Suddenly, a hush fell over the chat window.