020. Abyss Cooking Stream
020. Abyss Cooking Stream
Over the weekend.
One person had set the community on fire.
The name was Gye Se-hun.
A Male Cam Streamer who had become a hot topic based solely on his striking looks.
But now that Monday had arrived.
The Gye Se-hun buzz was cooling off fast.
Because not a single person had come forward saying they had found his stream over the past two days.
So the post that had just gone up was basically being treated as bait.
[Author: yeah]
─Found Gye Se-hun's stream lol
Used my brain a little and it was easy to find lol
└Fr? What platform?
└What's the channel name.
└Don't just say you found it, drop a link.
└Don't bait
└Got nothing better to do?
└Gye Se-hun isn't a streamer lol. I searched all weekend and couldn't find it.
└Guys, you're falling for it again? This is like the tenth post like this, do you have zero capacity to learn.
The overall mood was one of distrust.
And it was only natural that people didn't believe it.
After all, the opinion that Gye Se-hun wasn't a streamer but a regular civilian was solidifying.
It had even gotten to the point where people were going to Cheerful Namsu's Neotube to leave hate comments telling them not to spread false information.
In the end, the post that had just gone up was also classified as bait and deleted.
And then, a few dozen seconds later.
A new post went up, this time with a photo.
The author was the same person.
[Author: yeah]
─Admin, you fuck. Why did you delete my post? I'm telling you I really found Gye Se-hun, fuck, I'm attaching a stream photo.
[Photo]
Here's your proof, fuck.
Gye Se-hun is live streaming right this second.
I was originally gonna just give you the address, but the admin pissed me off so I changed my mind, so work for it, you brain-dead fucks lol
└??? Fuck, it was real?
└Why did you hide the address, fuck
└She hid every single thing you could use to identify the platform, this insane bitch.
└Admin, come out and get your head smashed in by Park A-ra right now.
└I'm sorry for not believing you. Please, just the address.
└Tell us the channel name and then go!!!
This time, the post's views exploded.
Countless comments poured in, too.
An administrator even showed up in person and left a comment of apology.
But the author had already left the community.
***
At the same time.
A post also went up in the Male Supremacy Group.
[Author: Anonymous 712]
─Guys, I found Gye Se-hun's stream!
[Link]
Let's all go and attack together!
I just got permabanned, so I'm in the middle of making a new account!
└Who's this guy?
└Seems like that guy from last time.
└What's with the single-digit viewer count? A total small-timer? If they're a nobody, just don't give them any attention. If we swarm in, they'll just be happy that their viewer count went up, don't you think?
└I'm bored, maybe I'll go check it out.
└Instead of wasting time on this crap, think of a way to advance men's rights.
└Cba. They'll die out on their own.
It didn't draw much attention here.
Gye Se-hun had never even been a topic of conversation for them in the first place.
The only people getting worked up were the small handful who had been banned from Cheerful Namsu's stream in real-time.
***
Inflows were steadily increasing.
Among them were some viewers, presumably from the Male Supremacy Group, who started hurling insults right off the bat.
It wasn't a problem at all.
Because the managers were banning them as fast as they came.
"Looks like the guy we banned earlier really was from the Male Supremacy Group."
【Reformed Guburi】─That's creepy. Look at them instantly sharing the coordinates lol
【Yoho】─Why do they seriously live like that?
【Min-ji】─How pathetic.
【BigGirl】─Wow. Finally found it.
【Se-hun Pursuit Team】─Now they're even attacking their own gender lol
【Dick Lover】─Those bastards classify hot guys as enemies too, not just women lolol
【Plum Tree】─hi hi
"But why is their firepower so weak? I expected them to swarm in with, like, dozens of people."
The total number of inflows so far was six.
And from that, the viewers I'd banned were three... no, including the first guy, four people.
Just four.
Wasn't the Male Supremacy Group membership that large?
Or did they just have no coordination?
I didn't know the reason, but it was so much more anticlimactic than expected that I lost steam.
【Reformed Guburi】─Isn't it a good thing that few of them showed up? Why do you look disappointed. You even took a day off just so they couldn't find the stream.
"It's anticlimactic, though. Like, way too anticlimactic. To the point where my past self who was wary of those bastards feels like an idiot."
It wasn't that I was disappointed.
It just felt futile.
Honestly, I'd been on edge, thinking something might happen.
Since they'd made those threats about putting a stop to my streaming.
But when nothing happened, it was bound to feel futile.
‘Was it just a bluff?’
Maybe only a very small fraction of the Male Supremacy Group actually had it out for me.
Well, whatever the case.
I no longer needed to be conscious of them.
Since I'd realized they were bastards who couldn't affect my stream in any way whatsoever.
"I thought those bastards just lacked coordination, but they've got no guts either. I figured some idiot would just keep burning through IDs to get back in, but why did they give up so fast?"
【Reformed Guburi】─lol
【Yoho】─Some idiot? Who would that be?
【Reformed Guburi】─Stfu, you.
I decided to just carry on with the stream I'd been doing.
I couldn't keep talking about the Male Supremacy Group forever.
I had new viewers now, after all.
【Se-hun Pursuit Team】─More importantly, when are you gonna eat the food you cooked? It's all going to get cold.
【Reformed Guburi】─Gye Bastard-hun is stalling right now because he doesn't want to eat it lol
【Min-ji】─The plating is... something else...
"Mm."
【Reformed Guburi】─Just fucking eat it, you bastard!
"Mm..."
【Yoho】─If you don't want to eat it, just throw it away T_T
【BigGirl】─What's that black substance?
【Dick Lover】─Is this gross food content?
【Plum Tree】─Why is there garbage on a plate? I'm asking because I genuinely don't know.
"Mm..."
【Reformed Guburi】─What are you, a goat? Just keeps going "mm, mm." Only make that kind of noise when you're buried in my crotch.
【Dick Lover】─holy the chat's getting intense, what gives? Not getting banned?
【Reformed Guburi】─Don't get banned for stuff like this lol SexDickPussyFuck! You guys try typing it too.
【Plum Tree】─actually okay? SexSex!
【BigGirl】─Seckz!
【Dick Lover】─The chat's so vulgar...
"..."
I shifted my gaze to the bowl.
I could see a thick, black lump.
The visuals were far too horrifying to call it food.
"Did it get like this because I put in too much cola?"
【Reformed Guburi】─The cola isn't the problem, you fuck.
【Min-ji】─It's because you mixed in too many ingredients.
【Yoho】─Shall I be your knight in shining armor? Tell me your address and I'll be there right now.
"Still, I don't think it's completely inedible... the smell's pretty good."
It just looked like this.
But it did give off an appetizing smell.
The taste might actually be okay.
You shouldn't judge food solely by its appearance.
You never know until you taste it.
"I'm not gonna die from it, right? It's not like I put poison in it."
I summoned my courage.
I picked up a piece of the meat and boldly put it in my mouth.
【Reformed Guburi】─He's actually eating it.
【Yoho】─Gasp.
【Hottie Licker】─My condolences.
【Plum Tree】─Ugh.
【Se-hun Pursuit Team】─holy shit?
【Min-ji】─Spit it out right away if it tastes bad!
"Oom..."
I chewed the meat slowly, savoring the taste.
The texture of the meat was tender, not tough.
At first, a sweet scent filled my mouth, but the more I chewed, the sweetness faded and a rich, savory flavor hit me intensely. Probably thanks to the milk and cheese I'd put in.
‘...Wait, what? This was edible?’
I wasn't joking.
It actually tasted pretty decent.
After swallowing the finely chewed meat down my throat, I blinked at the camera.
"Guys... this is good?"
【Reformed Guburi】─Bullshit, how could something that looks like coal taste good?
【Min-ji】─It's good?
【Yoho】─Gasp?
【Qkrnfl892】─The 30 minutes were hella long.
"I'm not kidding, it's seriously edible."
The tomatoes and pineapple were fairly decent, too.
I couldn't call it delicious even as empty words, but it wasn't to the point of being inedible.
Well, the main part was the beef anyway.
"See? I told you, right? If you mix delicious things together, something delicious is born."
【Se-hun Pursuit Team】─Mixing all delicious things together makes it even more delicious... Noted...
【Plum Tree】─To think the Abyssal Coal Meat is actually tasty...
【Dick Lover】─The visuals make it look completely impossible to taste good, though.
【Reformed Guburi】─Seems like he lost his sense of taste lol
"If you don't believe me, try making it at home yourself. Follow the exact recipe I used."
【Qkrnfl892】─Is this a new type of assassination technique.
【Reformed Guburi】─Stop telling people to do it, fuck! This bastard's just pissed that he ate it alone, so he's pretending it's delicious on purpose to get us to eat it too.
【Yoho】─I trust you, streamer. I'll try making it later, hehe
【Min-ji】─Me too, hehe
【BigGirl】─Looks like two successful assassinations.
"Guburi, does that bastard have trust issues or something? I'm saying it's actually good and he keeps going on like that."
I finished the food without leaving any leftovers.
Only then did Guburi type something in chat like, 'Is it actually good?'
Anyway, with that, today's cooking stream was successfully concluded.
And the next day.
I got an upset stomach and had to take an unannounced day off.
***
I took a day off and then turned the stream back on.
At the same time, Guburi entered at the speed of light.
【Reformed Guburi】─Fuck! Sniff-sniff, you dick bastard! I followed that recipe exactly, got a stomachache, and was stuck in the bathroom all day yesterday, fuck!
【★Hun's World】─Lol...
【Reformed Guburi】─You wanna die, for real? If you have a conscience, take responsibility for my womb.
Did that bastard's food go to her womb instead of her stomach?
Anyway, the fault was mine, so I offered an apology.
【★Hun's World】─Srry
【Reformed Guburi】─Say it out loud -_-. Don't just type in chat. Turn on the cam too, hurry up.
I had turned off the cam and muted the mic the moment Guburi came in.
That was because I'd suddenly gotten a severe stomach cramp and came running to the bathroom. After all, I couldn't very well be streaming while performing my bowel movements.
And it seemed I'd have to take today off from streaming, too.
My stomach hurt so much.
『'Yoho' has entered the channel.』
【★Hun's World】─Bye
【Reformed Guburi】─??? What do you mean, bye?
【Yoho】─Hello!
『The stream has ended.』
I decided to push the stream back one more day and do it tomorrow.