Semen Side Dish (3)
I was sprawled limply across my desk during break, completely drained.
Hyun-ah, true to her popular-girl nature, had gone off somewhere to visit friends from another class, leaving her seat empty.
My mind was in tatters. I slumped there, utterly defeated, and thought to myself:
...I thought it would be better than lotion, but I was dead wrong… This is actually way more horrifying…
From what I could gather, people seemed to view my semen as some kind of food. The exact perception varied slightly from person to person—some saw it as a side dish, others as a sweet snack.
One thing was certain, though: today, like every other day, I was definitely going to get milked dry.
Then what the hell is supposed to happen at lunch…? It can’t possibly be what I’m imagining… right?
The anxiety was overwhelming. I clutched my head and shook my legs uncontrollably.
Eventually, I took several deep breaths to calm myself, then headed out into the hallway for a drink of cold water.
There was a water fountain in the middle of the corridor that anyone could use freely. I pressed the button and gulped down the water, then suddenly caught sight of my reflection in the mirror mounted right in front of it.
A face that was far too small and round for a guy stared back at me, complete with delicate, almost cute features.
On top of that, I was short with a shota-like build. There wasn’t a single manly trait to be found anywhere.
My hair was soft and fluffy too. If you dressed me up properly, I could probably pass for a pretty girl.
...Tch… It’s not like I asked to be born looking like this…
I grumbled inwardly, wiped the water from my mouth, and spun around.
The moment I did, I nearly jumped out of my skin. Someone was standing right in front of me.
“Hiek…! Y-you scared me…! Uuu…”
“…Sorry. You weren’t answering when I called.”
It was none other than our class president, **Jo Min-ha**. She held a book clutched to her chest, pushed her round glasses up with a finger, and spoke in a crisp, businesslike tone.
Most model students who only cared about studying tended to have plain or unattractive faces, but Min-ha was the exception.
She had enormous blue eyes like a French doll, perfectly balanced features, and was stunningly beautiful. On top of that, her chest was exceptionally large.
Her only real flaw was her short stature, but even that was offset by her cute face and massive breasts.
When that same Min-ha stared at me with a blunt, expressionless face, I broke into a nervous sweat even though I hadn’t done anything wrong and quickly looked away.
“W-what do you want to say?”
Min-ha almost never spoke to me under normal circumstances.
The rare times she did were only when she had to pass on a message from the homeroom teacher as class president, and even then she would just spit out what she needed to say in a cold voice before turning on her heel.
Of course, I didn’t think she particularly disliked me. She treated everyone with the exact same detached attitude.
Judging by the way she was now looking down at me with that cold, arrogant stare, it was almost certainly because the homeroom teacher had told her to relay something.
I waited anxiously, hoping it wasn’t bad news.
But for some reason, Min-ha hesitated. She fidgeted, her face gradually turning red.
Then, after a long pause, she finally spoke.
“…Sorry to ask, but can I eat some of your semen?”
I immediately choked and coughed violently several times before finally managing to stammer out a reply.
“Uh… why…?”
“Well… as you know, there’s that rumor that eating semen from a guy you like helps with studying. I don’t know if it’s true, but…”
I put on a look of utter shock as if I’d never heard such a thing, but Min-ha continued without missing a beat.
“O-of course! I don’t like you or anything. But you’re still better than some random stranger or a family member, right?
So what I’m trying to say is… don’t get the wrong idea. Who knows, maybe even you would have some kind of effect…”
Min-ha’s face was flushed bright red with embarrassment as she mumbled the words.
It seemed the source of her shame wasn’t the request to eat my semen itself, but the fear that I might misunderstand and think she liked me.
I swallowed hard, waved my hands in denial, and said,
“Ah… no, I won’t misunderstand… b-but my semen is…”
Right then, the bell signaling the end of break rang. Min-ha glanced quickly down the hallway, then crouched down in front of me and whispered urgently.
“…There’s no time. I’ll extract it quickly. If I do it the way I read in the book, it should be over fast… Are you ready?”
“R-ready for wha— Hiiieek…!!”
The next instant, Min-ha yanked my pants down, buried her face between my legs, and began licking my asshole. My whole body shuddered violently at the bizarre, unfamiliar sensation.
Min-ha closed her eyes tightly and pushed her tongue deep inside, licking and probing with wet, obscene sounds.
At the same time, her hand gripped my cock and stroked it furiously back and forth.
Her long hair, damp with saliva, tangled around my shaft and added an extra layer of lewd stimulation.
“Huk…! Huk…! Huk…! Kuuuugh…!! Ahhuuuk…!!”
No matter how thoroughly I cleaned myself, an asshole could never be perfectly spotless.
I’d always assumed this kind of play required an enema first, but Min-ha showed zero hesitation. She simply shoved her tongue straight into my unprepared rear.
Students walking past on their way back to class whispered among themselves when they saw us, but Min-ha paid them no mind. She kept her eyes shut and focused entirely on rimming me.
Just as she had claimed, it really did make me cum quickly. The urge to ejaculate surged up at an alarming speed.
The sheer depraved pleasure of knowing that the cold, arrogant Min-ha was diligently licking my asshole, combined with the spine-tingling sensation of her long, soft tongue tracing every wrinkle inside me, and the sight of her dainty hand—usually only used for holding a fountain pen—jerking me off so eagerly…
I couldn’t hold back. My cock twitched violently as I started shooting thick ropes of semen.
“Auuuugh…!! A-ahhh…!! Huuughk… ugh… uhuu…”
I stretched my legs out straight, toes curled, trembling all over as I unloaded straight onto the crown of Min-ha’s head.
During my orgasm, she persistently licked a certain spot deep inside my ass, amplifying the pleasure several times over.
She kept rimming me for a long while, only realizing I had finished when semen began dripping from her bangs onto her face. She quickly pulled her mouth away.
“…Hey! You should’ve said something when you were about to cum! What a waste…”
Min-ha snapped at me in irritation, then immediately grabbed my cock and sucked hard, determined to swallow every last drop.
“Ooooh… oooh… kuh… krr…”
I held her small head with both hands, shivering as I pumped the rest of my load into her mouth.
After nearly three full minutes of continuous ejaculation, my orgasm finally subsided. Only then did Min-ha slowly release my glans from her lips. Still crouched, she wiped her mouth with the back of her hand.
Common Sense Alteration Status: ACTIVE
Target perception of semen has been updated.
Most females now view it as a delicious side dish or sweet snack.
Effect duration: Permanent until further alteration.

She stood up, checked her reflection in the mirror above the fountain, and roughly fixed her disheveled hair. Then she turned to me and said curtly,
“…Thanks. If my grades really improve, I’ll repay you. Hurry up. We’ll be late for class.”
“U-uh, yeah…”
I answered awkwardly, pulled my pants up in a hurry, and rushed after her back into the classroom.
A sticky strand of my white semen still clung to the top of Min-ha’s head, but neither she nor anyone else seemed to care.
Instead, the girls seemed far more interested in the fact that Min-ha and I had returned to the classroom together.
“…What were those two doing? Are they dating? Hehe…”
“Haa… haa… haa… ngh…”
Meanwhile, the afterglow of my very first rimjob refused to fade. The vivid sensation of her tongue still seemed to linger deep inside my ass.
What shocked me most was that it had come from Min-ha—the model student I never imagined would have the slightest interest in something like this.
The saliva she’d left behind still felt like it was there, so I kept shifting uncomfortably in my seat.
Hyun-ah, sitting beside me, raised an eyebrow and stared at me intently.
“…Hey. Desk mate.”
When she suddenly poked me and called out, I flinched and looked at her with an anxious expression.
“W-what…?”
“Give me the semen you didn’t let me have earlier. I’m starving to death.”
For some reason, Hyun-ah sounded sulky and curt. I waved my hands frantically and stammered,
“Ah, no… I’m sorry, but I really can’t right now… I just gave it to Min-ha a minute ago…”
“…What? You gave it to Jo Min-ha but not to me? You wanna die, you bastard? Are you discriminating against me right now?”
When she glared at me threateningly and whispered those words, cold sweat poured down my face. I turned deathly pale and muttered,
“I-it’s not like that…! A guy can’t just keep going back-to-back like that— ughk…”
Hyun-ah completely ignored my excuse, yanked my pants down, and began violently jerking me off.
Squish, squelch, squish, squelch, squish, squelch, squish, squelch…
“Aaaaaagh… a-ahngh…”
She occasionally spat thick globs of saliva onto my glans and kept stroking without pause.
The moment she sensed I was about to cum, she shoved my cock into her mouth and swallowed every drop that came out.
Having successfully milked me for her “semen meal” throughout the entire class period, Hyun-ah smiled in satisfaction, wiped her mouth with her wrist, and murmured,
“…That was tasty. I heard today’s lunch menu is you too. I’ll look forward to it then, okay?”
“E-ehh…?”
Her words made me doubt my own ears. I stared at her in utter horror, eyes wide.