Semen Side Dish (4)
The moment the bell signaling lunch break rang out, I shot up from my seat and scurried out of the classroom with quick, frantic steps.
“Huff, huff, haaah…”
What Hyun-ah had said earlier was true. My name really was boldly listed on the bulletin board right outside the classroom as today’s menu.
At first I’d denied reality, insisting it couldn’t be, but I soon realized there was no point in doing so.
It was physically impossible to share my semen with nearly three hundred girls in this academy.
If I even tried, I’d be sucked dry on the spot and die right there.
I have to run… If I can just survive today, the common sense alteration will change again tomorrow… If I can get through this crisis, I might somehow make it…!
At the very beginning, when a pretty girl like Hyun-ah was giving me handjobs and blowjobs, the common sense alteration had seemed like a good thing. Now it genuinely terrified me.
With the desperate thought that getting caught would be the end, I fled into the hallway and whipped my head around, searching for somewhere to hide.
That was when it happened.
A hand suddenly shot out from the girls’ bathroom, grabbed my arm, and yanked me inside.
“Eep…! W-who is it…!”
“Shh… Stay quiet…”
I thrashed around inside the dark, unlit girls’ bathroom with my mouth covered by some stranger.
Right then, through the translucent glass door, I saw the silhouette of someone running past in a hurry.
“Kim Yejun! Kim Yejun! Where on earth did that boy disappear to? I’m so busy I could die…”
From the voice, it sounded like the Chef Teacher in charge of the cafeteria.
Unlike regular schools where an older auntie usually handled the cooking, our academy’s Chef Teacher was a young beauty freshly graduated from college, hired by a private catering company.
She did have a rather short-tempered personality, though. If anyone complained even a little about the side dishes in front of her, she would explode in anger.
Still, for a teacher who didn’t even handle classes to be personally searching for me like this, there was no doubt she intended to use me as today’s lunch menu.
I held my breath and hid in the darkness. Only after the Chef Teacher stormed away in frustration did I finally let out a huge sigh.
“Phew…! Haah, haah, haah… Thank you… You saved my life…”
I expressed my gratitude to the person who had dragged me into the girls’ bathroom.
Whatever her intentions were, she had genuinely just saved my life.
But that person stayed silent for a moment, then slowly pushed her gloomy face out of the shadows.
“Hieek…! You scared me…”
“…Sorry for startling you. As you can see, I have really dark circles under my eyes, so no matter how hard I try, my face always ends up looking scary…”
Only then did I recognize her and mutter her name.
“Y-Ye-ji, right? Ryu Ye-ji.”
“Yeah… that’s me.”
Ye-ji kept her eyes lowered and answered in her usual gloomy, introverted mumble.
She was a girl who had gone to the same middle and high school as me. Since we lived close by, we were childhood friends who had known each other since we were little.
That said, you shouldn’t expect any of those sweet, romantic childhood-friend feelings you see in novels.
This girl had been a gloomy, antisocial outcast throughout her entire school life.
Even I had eyes. I had zero interest in having my first romance with someone like her.
I let out a sigh, pressed a hand to my forehead, and asked,
“…But why did you suddenly drag me in here? Don’t tell me you actually did it to help me?”
Ye-ji tapped her fingertips together nervously and mumbled,
“N-no… it wasn’t exactly that, but… if it worked out well in the end, isn’t that good? Ehehe…”
“…Well, I guess that’s true… but you must have had some reason.”
When I put my hands on my hips and pressed her for an answer, her expression quickly darkened and her eyes darted around anxiously.
Then, without warning, she grabbed my wrist again and forcibly dragged me into one of the toilet stalls.
“Ah…! W-what are you doing…!”
Even though she was a girl, Ye-ji was taller and bigger than me, so when she pushed with that much force I couldn’t resist.
She dragged the struggling me into the stall by brute force, then sat down on the toilet, panting heavily.
In that state, she barely managed to whisper to me.
“…Th-this bathroom is dark and it smells… so people don’t come here much…”
“S-so…? What are you trying to do…?”
When I asked back, feeling uneasy, Ye-ji hesitated for a long time before finally lowering her gaze and mumbling shyly.

“Th-the truth is, I eat alone here every day… so this place is basically my cafeteria, hehe…”
“Th-that’s why…?”
I grew even more anxious and muttered quietly. Ye-ji looked up at me, then whispered in a low voice,
“…I-I haven’t eaten anything all day and I’m really hungry… so I was wondering if you could share some… of your semen…”
The prediction I had dreaded turned out to be exactly right, and I let out an internal groan.
I-I’m screwed… Things are already bad enough, and now I don’t want this bitch sucking me off too…
I forced a smile and waved my hands in refusal.
“U-um, sorry, but I think I really need to go somewhere else…”
“Where are you going?”
As I tried to back away slowly, Ye-ji’s expression suddenly changed. Her eyes flashed as she asked,
I flinched in shock, trembling as I shook my head.
“I-it’s just… this is the girls’ bathroom… I don’t think I should be here…”
“…But we’re friends, aren’t we? Don’t you remember? When we were little we used to sleep over at each other’s houses? We ate together back then too, right? So why won’t you eat with me today? Do you hate me now? Is it because I smell? But I showered properly yesterday and today! I even showered twice and put on perfume so I wouldn’t smell?”
Ye-ji shoved her freckled face right up to my nose and bombarded me with questions like a machine gun.
The claim that she showered twice a day and wore perfume wasn’t a lie—there really was a nice scent coming from her.
It seemed her heavy female body odor had become a personal complex for her.
I swallowed hard and mumbled in a tiny, shrinking voice,
“It’s n-not that I hate you or anyth—ngh…!”
The very next moment, the girls’ bathroom door burst open and a group of girls poured inside. Both Ye-ji and I sucked in a sharp breath and shut our mouths at the same time.
The girls gathered in a dim corner of the bathroom, passing around a lighter as they chatted loudly.
“Ugh, fuck… How long do we have to stay trapped in a shithole like this? This is bullshit…”
“Hey, any good coins to invest in lately? My older brother who’s in the military apparently made fifteen hundred bucks off crypto…”
“Shit, I got a run in my stockings… All because of that bitch Jeong Hyemin, fuck…”
They puffed away on cigarettes in the deserted bathroom, laughing and making a huge racket among themselves.
From their voices, they didn’t seem to be from my class. They were people I didn’t know.
While I shuddered, imagining the nightmare that would unfold if they discovered me here, Ye-ji stared straight at me.
Then, without any warning, she yanked my pants down, shoved my cock into her mouth, and began sucking with ferocious intensity.
“U-ugh…?! Kgh… Haa…”
I let out a small moan of shock before I could stop myself.
The girls outside the stall instantly fell silent.
“…What was that? Is someone there?”
I clamped both hands over my mouth like the protagonist in a horror movie and tried desperately to stay quiet.
Finally, one of the girls outside kicked the door of our stall with a loud bang and shouted again.
“Who the fuck is in there?! Answer me! I’ll kill you, I swear!”
Even though the situation had reached this point, Ye-ji only focused harder on sucking my dick with even more force.
“Shluuuuuuurp… Shlurp… Shlup… Shlup…”
“Ughhh… Haa… Ngh…”
The vacuum blowjob from my chubby childhood friend was on another level.
If the blowjobs from the other girls were around a 3 in intensity, Ye-ji’s vacuum suction was easily between 50 and 70.
“Slurrrp… Chup chup… Shlup… Shlup…”
Every time Ye-ji sucked so hard that her freckled cheeks hollowed out, I felt like my entire cock was being pulled down her throat. It felt like my sanity was about to fly away.
It was almost like she was milking the semen straight out of my balls.
I was essentially being forced to ejaculate, drowning in a spine-tingling pleasure that made my head tingle.
“Aah… Aahh… Ngh… I’m cumming…”
With her eyebrows raised in an ecstatic expression, Ye-ji swallowed every last drop of my semen down her throat.
Right after she had vacuumed out even the semen left in my urethra,
The delinquent girls outside finally kicked the lock so hard it shattered with a loud crack, and the door creaked open.
“…Ah…”
I looked outside with a face full of despair and let out a faint moan.