Chapter 180: Butt Man
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 180: Butt Man
Currently, the number one trending search term across all portals: Butt Man.
…For the record, number two is "Cool Guy," number three is "Daycare Man," and number four is Seo Yeon-woo.
If I were a celebrity, this is exactly the kind of situation I would have dreamed of.
I want to die.
Everywhere I go, I hear my name, and the only thing playing is that video of me shaking my ass like a degenerate.
Seriously, do these people not care that demons invaded?
A heinous, appalling act of terror was committed—they even attacked a daycare—and it makes sense that it's lower on the search rankings than me?
There are a few articles praising me for stopping a terror attack that could have ended in tragedy, but 99% of them are just talking about my butt.
Sigh… I should have just let Rio keep making his dad jokes.
How was I supposed to know that camera was remote-controlled? I thought it would only broadcast if someone over there pressed a button and sent the feed, so I just left it alone.
While I was protecting the kids and fighting the Zboni, what was everyone else doing instead of smashing the surroundings? They should have smashed the camera too!
Everyone is just too damn skilled for their own good.
Anyway, I’ve become famous. Not in a good way, though.
Well, what does it matter if I’m famous? It’ll be forgotten as soon as a new trend comes along, and the merit Akito built up at the broadcasting station will remain.
I gained some merit for preventing a catastrophe too, but in these cases, the person who finds the information and prevents it beforehand gets more credit than the boots on the ground who stop the terror in person.
And that person is also me? No. I dumped all of that onto Park Yu-jeong.
I couldn’t exactly say I heard it from Logard, and since the source of the info was unclear, it would have inevitably drawn suspicion.
So, I told her she could have all the credit as long as she handled the explanation herself. Park Yu-jeong thought about it for a moment, then gave her usual mischievous smile and agreed.
That smile was a bit unsettling, but I know how crafty she is, so I’m sure she’ll come up with a good excuse.
In the end, I guess all I’m left with is "Butt Man"…
“Pfft, kh-kh-kh-kh—”
As I’m walking down the hallway, that bastard Under-the-Bed, who’s already moved on to a new girl, starts mocking me while looking at his phone.
I don’t even need to ask what "hilarious" video he’s watching.
It’s not just him; the entire student body of Yggdrasil is passing that video around.
Hey! Did you hear? One of our students shook his butt on a live broadcast and said he was handsome!
If I were anyone else, I’d look it up immediately too.
As I head into the classroom, I see Owen in the distance. He points a finger at me and gives a thumbs up.
Dammit—should I just flip everything over?
The people I’m close with tease me because we’re close, and the people who hate me mock me because they hate me. It’s a total circus.
I flip him the bird and walk into the classroom. Everyone stares at me in silence, as if they’d all coordinated it beforehand.
“… …”
“I’m handsome.”
When I speak first, the kids erupt in cheers.
“Butt Man!!”
“So cool!!”
Well, if you can’t avoid it, might as well enjoy it. It’s not like I pooped my pants. It’s not like I murdered someone.
It was just a lighthearted moment where I danced to make the kids laugh.
If I act embarrassed or get pissed off every time they tease me, only the people who hate me will enjoy it. It’s better to just join in on the fun and keep the atmosphere light.
While we’re all acting like idiots and shaking our butts together, Penny, the teacher in charge of Class A, walks in, and everyone takes their seats.
A moment later, Akito enters.
“Sorry I’m late.”
“It’s fine. Go ahead and sit down.”
Did you guys see that? Did you see the look Akito and Penny just exchanged?
This bastard finally did it with Penny.
Looking closely at Penny, I can see traces of her having hurriedly straightened her clothes, and it looks like she re-tied her hair.
It doesn’t feel like she styled it at home; it feels like she had a wild time, and then just roughly smoothed down her disheveled hair with her hands.
Akito, you sex-crazed maniac. You’re enjoying a morning blowjob at school before homeroom even starts? This guy acts all innocent, but he really is a magnificent gentleman.
Having sex with Penny is a fixed event regardless of the route, so I wasn’t really paying attention, but thinking about how they were just doing it makes me feel a bit weird.
Even though I thought of her as a woman who had nothing to do with me, seeing her come in after having sex with another man makes me feel annoyed. I guess I’m just a typical man after all.
Whatever, let’s not worry about it. Honestly, I’ve got Lumia, the assistant teacher… wait, come to think of it, I haven’t really done anything with her?
She’s not my slave; she’s the slave of the Lady whose name I don’t even know.
The only thing I’ve done is activate her rotor during class.
It doesn’t seem like she’d do anything with me unless the Lady gives her an order.
I look at the blonde beauty who still looks cold and distant in front of the students, and suddenly remembering, I feel around in my desk drawer.
It’s still there—the rotor switch.
It was fun at first, but since things didn’t progress beyond that, I lost interest pretty quickly.
Click—
“Hngh…!”
“Lumia?”
“I-It’s… it’s nothing. Please continue.”
When I flip the switch, Lumia flinches and glares at me.
Wow… don’t tell me she’s still wearing it?
It’s been months. I haven’t used it once in all that time, and she’s been walking around with it inside her?
You really are a devoted slave who listens to her master.
I just turned it on without thinking because it was in my hand, but I’ve discovered something incredible.
Click—
“… …”
Maybe because she was caught off guard the first time, she doesn’t move an inch this time, but the way she squeezes her eyes shut and bites her lip is incredibly sexy.
Even though I click it several more times, Lumia doesn’t flinch again, but the aura she’s giving off is so erotic because of the stimulation.
Her shallow breaths, her slightly flushed cheeks, and that expression of holding something back… for some reason, the boys in Class A, including the Comedy Duo, are whispering among themselves or getting turned on by the lewd atmosphere.
Even that pervert Akito is showing a subtle interest.
You be satisfied with Penny, you greedy bastard.
Ah, now isn’t the time for these lewd pranks.
I keep flipping the switch on and off while contemplating how to save the world.
Just because I’ve entered Route B doesn’t mean the fact that the Zboni tried to terrorize the daycare disappears, nor does it mean the war won’t happen.
The war is set in stone, and from now on, I have to repeatedly make choices that lower the hatred toward the Zboni to minimize the damage on both sides.
The Zboni world exists in a different dimension from the one we live in.
As for when they first appeared… I learned it at some point, but I can’t remember exactly, so let’s just say a long time ago.
Back then, when humans saw the Zboni crossing over from another dimension, they thought they were demons and struck first. The Zboni, whose vanguard was annihilated, have perceived humans as a barbaric and violent race ever since.
Humans, for their part, thought they were demons, so it was the perfect setup for them to beat the crap out of each other.
As they kept catching and fighting whoever crossed over, they couldn't help but grow to hate each other's species.
As time passed and they sent spies across dimensions to analyze each other, they came to understand that they were actually quite similar.
However, since they view each other as different countries—and hypothetical enemy nations at that—there’s no way their relationship would improve.
From Akito’s perspective, it only looks like the Zboni are the ones crossing over and causing trouble, but humans have gone over to the Zboni world and caused plenty of chaos too.
The reason a full-scale war hasn't broken out yet, even though both sides can cross over, is that it’s more advantageous for each to fight on their own home turf.
To move a large-scale force, you have to open a massive dimensional gate, and where would that kind of power come from? It would kill off all the mages.
Since the side that opens the gate first has to start the war at a disadvantage, the situation has remained a stalemate of just testing the waters.
Probably during this winter break, Akito’s group will cross over to the Zboni world with Lilia to clean up the mess made by the Masterminds.
As for me… I should absolutely not go in there.
I’ve already been marked by the Mastermind; why the hell would I go there?
Unless I have a death wish, I’m just going to stay home and enjoy some sex.
“As you all know since it’s famous, you can choose one of three locations.”
Penny is explaining the school trip.
Um… I shouldn’t be thinking this, but I wonder if Akito finished inside her and there’s still semen left in her vagina?
In the game, Akito’s perverted plays come up often.
Thinking about that makes it hard to concentrate.
And what do you mean "school trip"? It’s a training camp.
Yggdrasil’s goal is to cultivate insanely powerful mages.
To that end, the government pours in every bit of support they can.
The three locations we’re going to this time are places where, if you’re lucky, you can obtain specific abilities, and Akito and the heroines will grab most of them.
If we’re thinking about efficiency, everyone should be sent to the place that develops the specific ability they need, so our group will probably all be split up.
Akito… Akito’s group will probably all move together, right? That’s how it was in the game, and considering his followers, they won’t separate.
“Ah, and Akito and Yeon-woo have an interview with the Principal, so you can head there right after this.”
I was wondering why she didn't call us this time.
Even though "Butt Man" took the number one spot on the search rankings, Akito and I are heroes who stopped a terror attack caused by demons.
But I gave all the credit to Park Yu-jeong, so why are they calling me?
It seems Erin knows I was involved.
After homeroom, I head to the Principal’s office with Akito.
Is this bastard Akito still in his post-nut clarity? Usually, he’d be wearing that gay smile and constantly talking to me, but he’s quiet.
“Hello~”
“…You can sit over there and wait a moment.”
Ugh, so cold.
Even though we’ve done everything together, Katrina just glares at my bright greeting and responds coldly.
Before long, Park Yu-jeong comes out of the Principal’s office, gives me a smirk, and walks past.
What’s with her? Park Yu-jeong acting like that is scarier than Akito being silent.
“Akito-san, you can go in first.”
“Yes, thank you for always being so kind, Katrina-san.”
“What about me?”
“You, wait.”
What the hell, treat me warmly too.
Katrina gives a cold reply, goes in with Akito, and comes right back out.
“What are you doing?”
“I was curious about the view from here.”
Seeing me sitting in her chair, Katrina furrows her brows.
Hey now~ regardless of anything else, we’re people who have shared our bodies freely. Treat me warmly too.
“You’ve seen enough, now move.”
Kuuu—it’s so hot when a cold secretary who always uses formal speech whispers in informal language and shows her emotions.
Katrina doesn't seem to realize how much this stimulates a man, as she only sends a sharp look my way.
“…Take your hand off.”
“Why? Didn’t you send Akito in first so we could do this?”
“What kind of delusion… Nngh, I said take your hand off…”
As I firmly grasp her thick buttocks, Katrina tenses up and flinches.
Who told you to wear such a tight skirt that emphasizes your ass like this? You need to be punished.
Her mouth keeps pouring out complaints, but she doesn't stop me, perhaps because she enjoys my touch after so long.
If we didn't have work to do, I would have laid her out on the desk right now and hammered her waist to my heart's content.
Enjoying the situation where someone could walk in at any moment, I vigorously knead Katrina’s plump ass.
Perhaps feeling the excitement she’d experienced before, she bites her lower lip and her body trembles.
Don't be disappointed even if we can't have sex; I’m a man with the God Hand. I can make you reach the peak with just my hands.
After kneading her buttocks roughly, I gently stroke down her thighs, and Katrina gasps, leaning against the desk.
Is she worried someone else will come? From the outside, it just looks like she’s standing in front of the desk.
However, the way she slightly pushed out her hips made it easy for my hand to crawl under her skirt, and I grant her wish.
“Hngh… hah… even after doing something like this, mmm…!”
You seem to be enjoying "something like this" quite a bit, though?
Entrusting her body to my vigorously moving fingers, Katrina is about to reach her climax.
“Then, I’ll be heading out.”
Just as Katrina is about to peak, the door opens and Akito comes out, causing the pressure tightening around my fingers to increase.
“… …”
“I-Is it over?”
“Yes, it’s finished.”
I’m sitting behind Katrina, so I can’t see her expression well, but seeing as there’s no change in Akito’s face, she must have hidden it well.
“But why is Yeon-woo sitting there…?”
“Ah, from here—”
“There were some parts of the report regarding this incident that didn't match, so we were checking them.”
Katrina cuts me off and points to the monitor on the desk.
There’s nothing but the desktop wallpaper on the monitor, but Akito wouldn’t be able to see that from his side.
An awkward silence lingers for a moment, and Akito glances at the monitor and me before nodding.
“I see. Good luck with your work, Katrina-san.”
“Yes, thank you, Akito-san.”
Drip—
A gush of arousal fluid flows down my hand.
If I hadn't caught it, if it hadn't been connected to my hand, Akito would have heard the sound of her squirting.
Katrina is really something else.
To be able to have a normal conversation while reaching a climax without showing it.
Once Akito is gone, Katrina finally relaxes and slumps down. She’s so cute that I give her butt a couple of pats before standing up.
“I’ll have a soda instead of tea, please.”
“Grrr…”
She looks humiliated, but she enjoyed it, didn't she?
Enjoying her expression, I shake off my soaked hand and enter the Principal’s office.