Chapter 9: The Guard's Joyful Inspection Life (9)
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 9: The Guard's Joyful Inspection Life (9)
On my way home after parting with Serika, I spotted a magic shop and decided to drop in. As I entered, the female mage sitting at the counter greeted me.
"Welcome!"
She was a mage with a petite frame and an even smaller head. Perhaps trying to hide her rookie status, she wore a pointy hat pulled down low, though it looked dreadfully out of place on her.
I knew who she was. She was the protagonist of an eroge called Yuna's Magic Shop. She was a tragic heroine who ventured into dungeons and sold items to maintain the shop she inherited from her ancestors, eventually ending up selling her own body as well.
I really do run into eroge heroines whenever I’m bored. This world truly is the best.
"Are you looking for something in particular?"
"I'll just look around for a bit."
"Yes, sir!"
Shall I check how far the magic shop's story has progressed? The scrolls without price tags were items passed down from her ancestors—and all ten of them were still there. It seemed the mage, one of the customers who eventually gets to fuck Yuna, hadn't appeared yet.
Other than that, there wasn't much. Seeing only low-grade potion ingredients and a few return scrolls, it looked like she had just inherited and opened the shop.
In the game, if Yuna doesn't enter the dungeon, the first sex scene unlocks around Day 15, right? There’s still plenty of time. No need to rush the conquest; I’ll take my time working on her.
"How much is this return scroll?"
"Ye-yes! That is one silver coin!!"
That’s more expensive than I thought. From traveling with Serika and learning the prices of this world, I knew one copper coin was worth about 5,000 won in reality.
That meant one silver coin was 500,000 won. No wonder it was hard for hunters, who barely earned a few copper coins from hunting monsters, to afford them.
"I see."
"Ah, are you not going to buy it?"
"Yes. I just came to check the prices today."
Yuna, her disappointment plain on her face, squeezed her eyes shut and shouted.
"Th-then, as a special favor, I could give you a discount!"
"It's fine. You'd be selling it at a loss then. Besides, I wouldn't be able to face Grandpa Franklin if I bought it too cheaply."
"You know my grandfather?"
Yuna's eyes sparkled. Iruna was the same, but this girl is truly innocent too. I don't have a vast amount of world experience, but it feels like I could scam Yuna and she’d fall for it instantly. That’s probably why she gets swindled out of her virginity on Day 15.
"Yes. We have a bit of a history. The shop had been closed for a while, so I visited for old time's sake when I saw it open. I didn't expect to find such a beautiful lady here, though. What is your relationship with the old man?"
"I'm his granddaughter!"
"And how is he doing? I heard he was hospitalized for his health, but I've been too busy with work to visit."
"...He passed away."
Well, this turned gloomy fast. I hate it when girls start whimpering. I’ve got the price of the return scroll, so let’s wrap this up and get out of here.
"My deepest condolences. So... how should I address you?"
"Please call me Yuna. That's my name."
"Have you fully taken over the shop, Yuna?"
"Yes, yes. I'm still lacking, but I've become responsible for this shop."
"I hope it prospers. I'll come by often."
"Yes! Please make sure to visit again!"
As I was about to leave, a guy who looked like a simple country youth entered the shop.
"Yuna-nuna! I'm here!"
"Hans, you're here? You look bright; did you have good results?"
"Yes. I finally succeeded in catching a slime! I even got some fluid, so I ran straight here to sell it to you."
Is he the childhood friend who ends up with the protagonist in the happy ending of Yuna's Magic Shop? Seeing the two of them talking excitedly made me feel a bit horny.
How good would it feel to fuck Yuna right in front of Hans?
'I can't pass up an NTR opportunity.'
That eunuch-like bastard won't be able to lay a finger on Yuna until he becomes a Mid-Rank hunter, so there's no need to be wary of him. As I stepped out the door, Yuna finally noticed me again.
"Ah. Goodbye!"
"Huh? Isn't that person a guard? Did a guard come to your shop too, Nuna? You're amazing!"
He recognizes my face? I wonder if he came to the dungeon yesterday or today. Honestly, male characters in eroges all look more or less the same, and since I have no interest in remembering men's faces, I hadn't even considered it.
*
When I returned home, a savory aroma greeted me. Iruna peeked her head out from the kitchen.
"You're back?"
I momentarily lost my words and stared at Iruna. Her usual robe was gone; instead, she was wearing a white T-shirt that barely covered her thighs with an apron loosely draped over it.
It wasn't quite the "naked apron" that is every man's dream, but it was horny in its own way. My cock reacted instantly.
"Those clothes?"
"Ah, that... well, my clothes had, um, Lord Sma's love on them, so I washed them and had nothing else to wear. So I put on Lord Sma's clothes... do you not like it?"
Iruna fidgeted with her fingers anxiously.
"No. It's the best."
I walked straight to Iruna and kissed her. The scent of shampoo tickled my nose, and our tongues intertwined, hers sweet and warm.
It tasted so good that I savored her mouth for a long time. When we pulled apart, a transparent string of saliva connected our lips. Iruna, looking embarrassed, quickly wiped it away.
"Lord Smaaa. You shouldn't do this."
"Why not?"
"I've finished making dinner. Please eat before it gets cold."
Preparing dinner for a man returning from work—isn't that the symbol of a perfect wife?
I covered Iruna's mouth again. Tasting her tongue once more, I noticed a hint of saltiness. Perhaps some lingering taste from seasoning the food?
"Mmmph."
As I kneaded her buttocks while kissing her, Iruna let out a soft moan.
"Oh, honestly. I told you the soup is getting cold."
"I want to eat you before the soup."
"Really, you shouldn't..."
Despite saying she shouldn't, Iruna pressed her body against mine. When the large breasts I had enjoyed to my heart's content yesterday pressed against my chest, I naturally got a full erection.
"Lord Smaaa. You shouldn't poke my stomach."
"Does that mean I can poke you somewhere other than your stomach?"
"I don't know."
Iruna pulled away slightly with a coy expression. Is she a genius at making a cock angry? I can't hold back anymore.
I quickly stripped off my clothes and presented my hardened cock. At the sight, Iruna brought her hands to her cheeks.
"Haa. Lord Sma's cock..."
"You made it like this, so take responsibility."
"Yes."
Iruna knelt down. Below her face, which was perfectly aligned with my cock, I could see her cleavage full of hickeys inside the loose T-shirt.
Feeling Iruna's warm breath against me at the same time, I became fully erect. Iruna lovingly grasped my twitching cock.
"It's hard and huge."
After her brief assessment, Iruna stroked my cock. The pressure was weaker than when I did it myself, so it didn't bring immediate pleasure, but the satisfaction of receiving a handjob made me feel good.
However, I can't cum from satisfaction alone. I urged Iruna.
"Don't just use your hands; suck it."
"Haa-um."
Iruna took the glans into her mouth, but instead of advancing further, she just worked her lips. Her soft lips stimulated the rim of the protruding glans, and her warm tongue gently teased the tip.
At the same time, her hand kept moving, drawing the cum up from my balls.
"Hngh. Your skill has gotten better since yesterday. Have you been practicing blowjobs at home?"
"Pwah."
Pulling her mouth away, Iruna spoke bashfully.
"Yes. I wanted Lord Sma to like it, so I practiced with my fingers. Do you like it?"
"You really are a lewd girl. Why do you like cock so much?"
"Hehe. I like it because it's Lord Sma's cock."
With a shy smile, Iruna took my cock into her mouth again. This time, she didn't stop at the glans but pushed forward all at once as if to swallow it to the base.
The warm sensation enveloping the shaft felt great. It felt even better when the glans hit her throat and it contracted, squeezing me tight.
"Good..."
Iruna began to suck my cock more earnestly. At first, she moved slowly as if it were a bit much, but then she gradually sped up. As the speed increased, the pleasure intensified.
I feel like I'm going to cum soon. My pride wouldn't allow me to just be overwhelmed by a girl who lost her virginity only yesterday. I tensed my cock, holding back the ejaculation, and gave an instruction.
"Your hand is idle. Don't just suck; massage my balls too."
The obedient Iruna did as I commanded. As her soft hand carefully touched my stones, the pleasure increased several-fold.
"Ah, fuck!!"
It hurts if you suddenly grab them hard. As I pulled my waist back, Iruna's eyes widened in surprise.
"Wh-what's wrong?"
"It hurts, so you shouldn't grip too hard. It's a sensitive area."
"I'm sorry..."
I was going to curse, but seeing her look so dejected, the harsh words wouldn't come out. It can't be helped since she has no experience. She'll get better over time.
"You have to make sure it doesn't hurt this time."
"Yes! I'll make you feel good."
I stopped Iruna as she was about to start the blowjob again.
"This time, don't go there; try licking the balls first."
"Huh? But you said it hurt..."
"It felt good when you touched them softly. So you have to do it gently."
"I'll try my best."
Iruna buried her face in my crotch and lightly touched my balls with her tongue. Whoa, this feels good in its own way. There was also a certain pleasure in seeing Iruna's face partially hidden by my pubic hair.
After cautiously touching them, Iruna began a full-on ball licking. The sensation of my balls being sucked into her mouth felt dangerously good.
Perhaps because it's the most sensitive and vital area, for a moment, I even felt like I was being devoured. But only for a moment. As her tongue gently stimulated the wrinkles, the pleasure soared along with a sense of security.
It felt so good that my waist tensed up. Iruna, gaining confidence after glancing up to check my expression, began to caress my balls even more fervently.
I can't hold it back much longer. I grabbed Iruna's hair.
"I'm going to cum, so open your mouth!"
As Iruna quickly enveloped my cock, the cum erupted. It would have felt good just to ejaculate, but because her tongue was flicking and stimulating the glans, much more cum came out than I had originally expected.
After I finished, Iruna gave a beaming smile.
"Lord Sma's cum. It's sweet and delicious."
"Did you swallow it all?"
"Yes. Since Lord Sma gave it to me out of love, I couldn't possibly spit it out."
How lovely is she?
"Next time, open your mouth and show me before you swallow."
"Yes."
Wiping her mouth, Iruna stood up. Seeing her knees flushed red from kneeling made me horny again.
"Since you served me well, I'll give you a reward. See that wall over there?"
"Yes."
"Stand with one hand against the wall, then spread your pussy."