Chapter 7: The Guard's Joyful Inspection Life (7)
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 7: The Guard's Joyful Inspection Life (7)
Kingdom Gatekeeper was an eroge where the gameplay consisted of inspecting people entering the city; if something was suspicious, you fucked them, and if not, you simply let them through.
In an interview, Isekai Studio mentioned they drew inspiration from that game when creating the setting for the guards here.
Right. Kingdom Gatekeeper wasn't actually made by Isekai Studio. It was developed by a different company. When the Creator sent me here, he mentioned planning a collaboration with other games, and it looks like I’m seeing the first collab character right now.
While one could consider it a legendary masterpiece since Isekai Studio took ideas from it, Kingdom Gatekeeper wasn't exactly an A-list eroge. It was C-tier at best—maybe B-tier if you were being generous.
The reason for its low grade was the quality of the illustrations. The art was honestly terrible. You call those drawings? I could have gone to an art academy for six months and drawn better than that.
However, its reputation was quite good. In a market where illustrations usually dictate a title's popularity—excluding the rare eroge that wins people over with pure gameplay—this one was an outlier because the character writing was incredibly well-executed.
Tanya, in particular, was one of the most popular romanceable characters. Setting aside her revealing outfit and strangely realistic appearance, her character background was just too charming.
Despite having fair skin, she admired desert dancers and wore a dancer's outfit. It suited her perfectly. There were many other charms, but the best part was her fox-like personality.
“Why are you staring like that? Is there something on my face?”
Tanya gave a seductive smile and lightly jiggled her breasts. Her chest, barely covered by scraps of fabric no larger than a palm, swayed enticingly.
Seriously insane. They were smaller than Iruna’s, but they were so firm and elastic they were begging to be touched. Her skin was flawless, too. How incredible would the sense of conquest be if I left a hickey on those?
“Mr. Guard?”
Uh… what was I thinking about just now?
“I’m conducting an inspection. Show me your equipment.”
“Mmm. How much do you need me to show you?”
Tanya lightly lifted the fluttering fabric at her waist. A pair of pure white panties was revealed—thin panties that looked like they would turn transparent the moment they got wet.
Based on her behavior alone, she seemed like a total slut, but Tanya was actually a pure virgin. Still, isn't this a bit too erotic for a virgin’s temptation? Even Iruna, a natural-born meat toilet, was embarrassed to show her panties back when she was a virgin.
Yet this girl is showing off her panties right from the start. At this rate, even if she were jumped by another hunter, the court would probably find him innocent. Hell, a judge would probably whip his cock out the moment he saw her.
But I had to hold back. As one could guess from the fact that she maintained her virginity while walking around dressed like that, Tanya’s background and skills were quite formidable.
She was the daughter of a local Baron, so if I messed with her the wrong way, I could be arrested for harming a noble. Her personal combat prowess was also excellent; if I tried to force myself on her, I might end up being the one getting wrecked.
In fact, in Kingdom Gatekeeper, trying to fuck her during the first encounter resulted in an immediate Game Over. I’ve only managed to claim Iruna so far; I can’t afford to get taken down here.
I suppressed my lust and gave an order as professionally as possible.
“Do not attempt to seduce a guard.”
“Did I? That wasn't my intention at all.”
Tanya licked her lips and lightly lifted her breasts. I could almost hear a boing sound effect.
“If you keep this up, I will consider it as having ulterior motives.”
“Ulterior motives?”
“The intention to smuggle contraband by distracting me.”
“Mmm. It seems you think I’m hiding something even after looking at me, Mr. Guard.”
Letting out a nasal hum, Tanya pointedly toyed with the fabric over her chest. As the cloth lifted slightly, her nipples were on the verge of being exposed.
“Unlike men, women have places where they can hide things.”
“Where? Surely you don't mean where I think you mean?”
Her acting tough ends here. While fucking her right now was out of the question, I could certainly do other things under the guise of an inspection.
Actually, would it even be possible to fuck her? While the guards in Kingdom Gatekeeper were just ordinary people, the guards in Isekai Universe held significantly more power.
That authority was roughly equivalent to a lower-ranking noble. At the very least, within the checkpoint, a guard’s command was absolute.
Even so, the authority probably wasn't strong enough to get away with raping a noble lady. I could lie and say that if there was contraband in the checkpoint, I’d have to shove it up her pussy and then scrape it out with my cock—but unfortunately, this was only my second day since being possessed, and I hadn't prepared any such items.
“Tell me quickly, Mr. Guard. Where do you think I’ve hidden it?”
Tanya leaned in close and blew a warm breath on me. Just you wait, you bitch. Tomorrow, I’m bringing some contraband and fucking you like a dog.
“You’ve hidden it in your pussy. Strip.”
So for today, I’ll just look. At my blunt words, Tanya’s eyes wavered. No matter how much she acted like a whore, Tanya was a virgin. Moreover, she was a high-class virgin who had been strictly educated in a noble household.
She wasn't the type to spread her legs for a total stranger immediately. Her movements, which had been provocative until now, became hesitant.
“Are you really going to check? Is a guard allowed to do that?”
“If you do not comply with the inspection, I will arrest you for possession of contraband. I’m sure you’ve heard what happened to the guys who were taken away yesterday?”
“Ugh.”
I wondered what I’d do if she hadn't heard, but fortunately, she seemed to know. Tanya pressed down on the fabric barely covering her buttocks, trying to pull it down to her thighs.
She’s giving me an excuse herself. I quickly grabbed her hand.
“Stop. Seeing how you keep trying to hide, it’s certain you’re concealing something. I’m starting the inspection.”
I first pushed aside the fabric covering her breasts. I wanted to rip the hooks holding the cloth together, but it looked expensive, so I just moved it out of the way.
Even a guard with absolute power cannot be free from the pressure of money. Damn capitalism.
“First, there’s nothing on your chest.”
“Stop it!”
“Stop? It seems you still haven't grasped the situation.”
I didn't touch her breasts and moved my hand down immediately. The pink nipples standing tall on her pure white breasts bounced and tempted me, but I barely managed to resist.
For now, this was strictly an inspection. When I placed my hand on her panties, Tanya began to resist violently.
“Stop! Stop it!! This isn't an inspection!!”
Tanya tried to shake off my hand, but I was stronger. Wait, why am I stronger? Tanya was supposed to have enough combat power to easily beat down a single guard.
Is she not fully grown yet? Is that why she came to a Low-Rank dungeon? To get stronger by hunting monsters? This was great news for me.
Tanya’s arms were thin enough that I could pin both her wrists with one hand. Holding her wrists up near her chest, I pushed her panties to the side.
“Don't look!!”
Tanya squeezed her thighs together to hide herself, but I had already seen everything. Unlike Iruna’s pussy, which was plump and fleshy, Tanya’s was as sleek as her slender physique.
Perhaps because she was a well-cared-for noble lady, even her pubic hair was neatly groomed. I didn't touch her pussy immediately; instead, I gently stroked the hair. Unlike Iruna, who was a "bald pussy," the coarse texture here felt exquisite to the touch.
“Wh-where are you touching! You said it was an inspection!!”
“If you keep resisting, I have no choice but to touch.”
“Don't lie! You! Do you even know who I am?! If I tell my father, someone like you will…”
“Are you talking about Baron Deherman?”
Tanya’s resisting body went stiff.
“You know my father?”
“Of course I do. The man who inherited the barony from his predecessor. However, it seems you only know your father’s rank and don't know much about the extent of a guard’s authority.”
Taking advantage of her distraction, I slowly pried her legs apart while continuing to speak.
“The Deherman family earned their title through the merit of clearing a High-Rank dungeon. But what if the daughter of that house was caught trying to smuggle contraband into a dungeon? What do you think would happen to your family?”
What would happen? Nothing much. This isn't a High-Rank dungeon, just a Low-Rank one. They’d probably just get a warning from the royal family and that’s it.
But Tanya didn't know that.
“…”
“So you won't speak. Since it seems you’ve guessed, I’ll stop the useless explanation. Spread your pussy and show me that there’s nothing hidden inside.”
“You’re… you’re only checking if there’s anything hidden, right?”
“Of course. You might not know, but I have a strong sense of responsibility toward this position of guard. I do not do anything that deviates from my duty.”
“I’ll trust you. But if you do anything other than the inspection, I won't let you get away with it.”
Acting tough until the end, huh? I like that she has some bite. Iruna was so compliant that the inspection felt a bit less rewarding.
“Then turn your back to me and bend over.”
“What? I can just spread them. How do I know what you’ll do if I do that?”
“You keep doubting a guard of the Kingdom. In the first place, if you hadn't resisted, we could have finished this without going this far. You brought this on yourself.”
“Ugh.”
Tanya bit her lip and glared at me. That sharp, fierce gaze… now that’s a reward. More, more, look down on me more!
However, Tanya obediently turned her body. I wished she’d resisted a bit more. I spread her wide, curvy backside to the left and right.
As I did, her tightly closed vulva and anus were revealed simultaneously. So Tanya’s pussy is heart-shaped when spread. The labia, shaped like a clam, protruded slightly, and her clitoris was exposed, making it look incredibly erotic.
“You’ve seen it, so are we done?”
“Not yet.”
I took my hands off her buttocks and placed them on the lips of her pussy. Tanya flinched and shivered.
“Hngh!”
“Did you just feel something?”
“Wh-who felt anything! Stop talking and just finish the inspection!”
“True. There’s no way the proud Lady Deherman would feel anything while being inspected. It’s not like you’re some whore who sells her body.”
Perhaps because I provoked her pride, Tanya’s buttocks turned bright red. Can skin do that if it’s fair and thin enough? I should try this on Iruna when I get home.
I placed my thumbs on the outer lips of Tanya’s pussy and spread them as wide as possible. Exposed directly to the air, her pussy twitched.
The soft pink inner flesh squirmed along with it. In particular, the sight of her hymen twitching inside the hole looked delicious.
I wanted to bury my nose in it and lick her clean, but I’ll stop here for today. I’ll take the next step after I prepare some contraband.
When I let go, Tanya looked back at me with a look of relief. Oh… the perfect angle for doggystyle. I love it.
“Is it really over now?”
“Not yet. There’s one more hole left.”
“What?”
I grabbed her buttocks and pried them open roughly. The tightly closed anus peeked out and opened slightly.
Do noble ladies even maintain this area? It was clearly a dirty hole, yet there was no smell, and it looked clean. If she takes this much care of her back pussy, I could probably fuck her there without even needing an enema.
“The inspection is over. You certainly aren't carrying any contraband.”
“I told you so many times. I don't have any.”
Tanya quickly adjusted her clothes. Though, "adjusting" just meant covering her genitals with those scraps of fabric again.
I’m realizing the convenience of a dancer’s outfit once more. With normal clothes, you have to strip them to fuck, but with that, you just have to push it aside.
It really is the perfect outfit for being raped.
“You may go now.”
“Sigh. Why did I have to deal with a man like this…”
Tanya grumbled as she prepared to enter the dungeon. Is this déjà vu? I feel like I saw this exact scene yesterday.
“Wait.”
“What now?! I did everything you asked!!”
“You didn't take your support items.”
I took a potion and a return scroll out of the usual box and gave them to her. Since she was a lady with deeper pockets than Iruna, her expression changed slightly when I provided ten potions and five return scrolls.
“Are these low-grade potions and return scrolls?”
“Yes.”
“These are support items? I can understand the potions, but aren't return scrolls quite expensive?”
Wait. Is the world I know different from the Isekai Universe? Return scrolls, which you could get after just a few runs in a Low-Rank dungeon, are expensive here?
I should look into this when I go buy seeds for the flowerbed after work.
“Actually, these are items I’ve stocked personally. A guard’s duty doesn't end with just inspections. It is also the guard’s role to support hunters so they don't meet with misfortune in the dungeon.”
“I see. So you’re that kind of person.”
Tanya gave me a renewed look and took the potions and return scrolls. She took them one by one.
“I have enough potions. And return scrolls too, of course, but I’ll take them since you’re being sincere.”
“Right. If anything happens while you’re clearing it, use a return scroll immediately. That baldy from yesterday got caught trying to rape a female hunter because he didn't know I’d given her a return scroll. If anything happens to you, I’ll take responsibility.”
“I can do that much even if I just tell my father.”
Tanya spoke bluntly, but then she paused before entering the dungeon and looked back at me. Having completely regained her composure, she even flashed that same sultry smile from before.
“But I suppose I can trust you. You really didn't do anything, after all.”
“Fine. Just go and hunt some monsters. I hope you become a hunter who clears High-Rank dungeons and supports our Kingdom.”
“Got it. Just leave it to Tanya.”
Do the people in this world have a disease where they refer to themselves in the third person? After Tanya disappeared, I looked at the return scrolls remaining in my hand.
First Iruna, and now Tanya—their attitudes completely flip the moment I hand these over. Could it be that these have a hidden option that increases affinity when given as a gift?
I tried calling out for an item window, but nothing appeared. It’s strangely realistic in odd places. Well, since they were items with no effect other than returning in the game, the situation probably just lined up luckily.
Still, just in case, I’ll pack a few. I should give them to Serika and Mehya and check their reactions.