A Dangerous Cohabitation with a Dragon
Slurp, slurp, slurp! Cardia drained the very last drop of broth with a refreshing sound. Clack. The bowl was so clean you’d believe it had just come out of the dishwasher.
“……”
I stared blankly, struggling to process the situation. There had been five packs of ramen left in the house. A Calamity-class dragon had just devoured four of them in the blink of an eye. Cardia, meanwhile, had a very satisfied expression on her face, her cheeks flushed a faint, lovely pink.
“Whew……” She let out a blissful sigh and opened her mouth. “Today, I have realized the greatness of the human world’s cuisine.”
“……That’s a bit grand for a review of four packs of ramen, don’t you think?”
The next moment, a serious light flickered in Cardia’s crimson eyes. “Master. This maiden is currently very happy.”
“Well, I’m glad to hear that.”
“Especially.” Her red eyes glowed with an even deeper intensity. “Because it was food prepared by you, Master, it was all the more delightful.”
“……”
A sudden, overwhelming emotion surged up to my throat. I desperately avoided her gaze and began clearing the empty bowls. Come to think of it, hadn’t she just been in a brawl with monsters? Even though she’d wiped them out instantly, she must have been covered in their blood and debris. I cleared my throat awkwardly and asked, “So, uh…… do you want to go wash up first?”
At that moment, Cardia, who had been sitting quietly on the dining chair looking up at me, slowly rose to her feet. Then, with her long, slender legs, she strode toward me.
“W-wait?”
I instinctively stepped back, but since the apartment was so cramped, my back hit the wall almost immediately. Cardia was now right in front of me. A face the size of a fist. Crimson eyes sparkling like jewels. Silky, flowing red hair. An intoxicating scent brushed against the tip of my nose once again. My heart began to race like crazy.
“C-Cardia?”
She narrowed her eyes and asked, “Master. Were you not intending to wash with me?”
“……H-huh?”
For a split second, my brain stopped functioning. Cardia’s white, delicate fingers brushed against my chest and stomach. “This maiden shall wash every nook and cranny of your body clean, Master.”
With those words, the corners of her mouth curled up at a sexy angle.
“……”
Every nook and cranny? Wash me? Together? My heart began to run wild like a runaway train. Her beauty, her figure, her expression, even her voice—everything about her was lethal. Sensing my reaction, she blinked.
“M-Master? Your face has turned red!”
She gently placed her delicate hand on my cheek. “You are burning up!”
“That’s because you suddenly said something so strange!”
“Strange?” Cardia tilted her head. “I believe it is only natural for this maiden to wash you, Master.”
“No, it isn’t!”
“Hmm.” After a moment of serious contemplation, she spoke again. “Then, would you prefer to wash this maiden instead?”
“That’s not it either!”
Cardia pouted her lips as if disappointed. “This maiden just wanted to make you clean, Master.”
“I-I’ll just take the thought!”
Cardia stared at me intently for a moment, then wore a slightly dejected expression. “……Hee-ing.”
I felt a sudden, unnecessary pang of guilt. Wait, no. Is it even right to feel guilty at a time like this? But Cardia nodded as if she had accepted it. “I understand.”
“……Oh.”
“Then, this maiden shall go wash first.”
A moment later, the bathroom door closed. Shhhhhhh. The sound of the shower began to drift from behind the door.
“……”
Meanwhile, I was still standing there, frozen. My heart was still pounding like crazy. No, it was beating even harder than before. Thump. Thump. Thump. I tried to take a deep breath, but it was no use. My mind was filled with images of the Calamity-class dragon’s snow-white, naked body. Furthermore, our conversation from just a moment ago was driving me insane with desire. ‘I shall wash every nook and cranny.’
“……This is driving me crazy.”
This dragon. Isn’t she being a bit too defenseless? Or perhaps, is she doing this on purpose?
At that moment, Cardia’s voice drifted from inside the bathroom.
“Master.”
“W-what?!”
“How does one use these human items?”
“What?”
“It foams up quite a lot when I rub it.”
“Are you talking about the shampoo?”
“Is its name... shampoo?” Cardia muttered, sounding fascinated. “Humans use such magical tools.”
“It’s not magic!”
“The scent is quite lovely. Hehehe!” Her voice was laced with laughter. “It is similar to the scent on your body, Master.”
“That’s because it’s the one I use!”
“Hehehe!” Cardia giggled again. That was when it happened. Click. The sound of the bathroom door handle turning echoed through the room.
“Huh?”
Through the crack in the door, where white steam was leaking out, her crimson eyes peeked through. “Master.”
“W-why, why!”
“There is nothing here to dry myself with.”
“……”
I stood there blankly for a moment before realizing it. I hadn’t brought her a towel. Or a change of clothes? The problem was that I had to deliver both of these things to her myself. I grabbed some of my own clothes and a clean towel, then hesitated in front of the bathroom door.
“Master?” Cardia tilted her head from behind the door. “Why are you frozen?”
“N-n-nothing at all!”
I walked up to the bathroom door and handed her the clothes and the towel. “H-here.”
“Hmm.” Cardia reached her hand through the crack. Water droplets were sliding down her snow-white arm. I tried my best not to look at her body as I handed her the towel. At that moment—
Grab!
Cardia caught my wrist. “Aack?!”
Startled, I let out a high-pitched scream. A grown man, screaming? And in front of the new girl(?) at that. I heard Cardia’s laughter from inside the bathroom. In an instant, I was pulled by her hand and sucked(?) right into the bathroom.
‘No, what... this strength!’
While I was panicking, not knowing what to do, she said to me, “Now, this maiden shall wash you, Master.”
“Ehhhhhh?!”
“Please take off all the clothes you are wearing.”
With swift movements, she stripped off the T-shirt and underwear I was wearing. The moment my briefs were finally pulled down, my fully erect cock was dancing up and down right before Cardia’s eyes. I hurriedly tried to cover it with my hand, but my hand was ridiculously too small to completely hide the massive, throbbing member. Watching the scene with sparkling eyes, Cardia whispered with a deeply flushed face,
“Is, is this the ‘proof’ that you love this maiden, Master?”
She, completely naked, slowly approached me, dripping with water. Her firm breasts, which seemed too large to be held by hands, and the lovely pink nipples at their tips. And the crack between her legs, devoid of a single hair, which could be seen as one followed the line of her toned abs. I, who was driven mad by all of this, grabbed her shoulders without thinking. She let out a small, surprised gasp, but immediately whispered into my ear,
“You must not get excited here. First, this maiden shall wash you clean.”
Realizing I was far too aroused, I quietly waited for her touch. A shower towel, lathered with plenty of foam, began to scrub every corner of my body under her guidance. And finally, her touch began to wander around my genitals, which were still showing off their presence in a state of extreme arousal. Suddenly, I imagined her performing oral sex on me with her lips covered in foam. ‘Would my member even fit inside that small mouth?’
As if she could read my mind, Cardia said with a mischievous expression,
“Not yet, Master.”
She winked at me with a relaxed smile. I began to think that perhaps she was a creature specialized in playing with a man like me.
After washing away all the remaining foam with the showerhead, I stepped out of the bathroom side-by-side with her. Meanwhile, as I watched Cardia put on the clothes I had given her, I realized one major problem a bit too late.
‘I need to buy her women’s underwear.’
Especially since she was blessed with such an incredible bust, a bra to support her chest was an absolute necessity. I said to her,
“Rest well today, and let’s go shopping tomorrow.”
Cardia, dressed in my baggy loungewear, asked, “Are you going to purchase items for this maiden, Master?”
“Yeah.”
“Hehehehe!” Another sob of emotion. It seemed I would need a bit more time to adapt to her emotional roller coaster. The next moment, Cardia’s crimson eyes scanned my body with a greedy gaze.
‘Ah, come to think of it, I was so distracted by her wearing my clothes that...’
Just as I was about to hurry and put on my own clothes, she approached me and whispered into my ear, blowing hot breath against it,
“First, I shall calm down the ‘proof of love’ hanging between your legs, Master.”