I became a thuggish merchant who exploited slaves and was overthrown in a revolution.
So I tried to treat the slaves well and set them free.
“Open your eyes! You are not slaves but free people! The place you belong is not the comfortable and cozy slave quarters where white bread and meat stew are handed out every day, and where you can sleep on soft beds under warm blankets!
As free people, you will work 18 hours a day!
You will survive on a single cup of black tea and disgustingly hard black bread!
Sleeping on top of a clothesline is where true happiness lies!”
“…Excuse me, but are you by any chance a crazy bastard?”
“What.”
But the slaves refuse to be liberated.
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