Chapter 125
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Translator: Ryuma
Chapter: 125
Chapter Title: Mastering Monster Cuisine
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Something was barreling toward Kang Seol.
"Uwaaaaaah! It's coming! It's coming!"
It was Toki, charging at full tilt.
This carefree, almost flippant demeanor was the polar opposite of the solemn figure from the night before.
And there was good reason for it.
A massive, blisteringly fast creature was hot on his heels.
The Red Desert Crown Scorpion.
Its vicious claws were bad enough, but that tail dripping venom looked like it could skewer him like a kebab on impact.
"I-I brought it, just like I said!"
He hadn't said anything like that.
Anyone hear that?
Uh… I didn't hear anything.
Me neither.
Kang Seol hurriedly tried to activate his summoning spell.
Whoooosh...
Pssshhhh...
'Damn it!'
The summoning spell just guzzled mana without any effect.
It hadn't been like this when he came as the Blood Saint. The labyrinth was clearly capricious.
'Then...'
Whirrl-!
Takes the form of Night Crow with Sorcerer 'Jamad of the Volcano'.
Absorbs 'Jamad of the Volcano's stats.
Job: Brawler status.
His ultimate technique, Night Crow, worked perfectly, just like in the other ordeals.
"Get out of the way!"
"Uwaaaaaah!"
Toki tumbled past Kang Seol in a tangle.
In that instant, Kang Seol's black fist smashed into the scorpion's head.
KABOOOM-!
'Kaboom?'
The sound and the feedback in his hand told Kang Seol something was wrong. He dodged in a flash.
SPLAT-!
The scorpion's tail whipped through where he'd been standing.
He'd evaded it, but the sheer power of that tail was enough to chill his blood.
"It... didn't break?"
He'd expected to crush its head outright, but instead, the scorpion just shook its head with no visible damage.
"Not the head! Aim for the tail and claws!"
"Toki?"
"Haaap!"
Toki let out a shout and lunged at the scorpion's dazed tail.
Toki uses Pure Fist.
20% of damage applied as fixed damage.
KABOOOM-!
'Kaboom?'
Another ominous thud. Toki bolted without looking back, yelling,
"Not the tail! Go for the claws!"
What lololololol
Toki doesn't know either lolololol
He knows nothing right lolol
Kang Seol darted straight into the scorpion's reach in a blink.
His smaller size compared to the beast made it struggle to counter him.
Clack-
He grabbed its right claw.
"Hnnngh..."
Crunch...
Then yanked back with all his might.
Riiiip!
Screeeeech!
Red Desert Crown Scorpion's right claw destroyed.
Red Desert Crown Scorpion loses balance.
Red Desert Crown Scorpion takes continuous damage.
And then, from Kang Seol's side, the same sound rang out.
"Haaap!"
Riiiip...
Red Desert Crown Scorpion's left claw destroyed.
Red Desert Crown Scorpion enters defenseless state.
Red Desert Crown Scorpion takes up to 3x damage for a short time.
"Now! Stomp it!"
Toki dove into the opening first, stomping down to crack its shell as a demonstration.
"Die! Die!"
So rude lolol
Did Toki's actor change?
It's a stunt double right now. Bear with it.
Kang Seol knew full well this was Toki's true self.
But knowing didn't make it any less startling.
'He always seemed a bit... flighty.'
They called it 'Embarrassing Toki.'
Anyone who didn't know his real side just used that cringeworthy nickname.
"What are you waiting for? Stomp!"
"...Yes!"
Kang Seol followed his lead, smashing the scorpion's writhing torso.
Hard and fast exterior.
No, don't pick up those habits!
Crunch! Craaaack!
After a solid struggle, the scorpion finally stopped moving.
Red Desert Crown Scorpion defeated.
"Huff... huff... Good work. That was some fine teamwork."
"...You too."
Where's your gang from? lol
Suddenly so folksy lol
Hey! Let's hit the makgeolli joint up ahead!
Toki spoke with evident delight.
"Now watch and learn how to harvest it properly."
"...Yes."
He meticulously explained as he used his knife hand to scoop out chunks of flesh from the shattered carapace and store them.
"Just this much for now—this one's prone to spoiling even after cooking, so it doesn't keep long."
From that day on, after every hunt, Kang Seol and Toki would sit by the fire at night and chat.
"Most folks think cooking monster meat makes it safe, but that's a misconception. As an authority on monster cuisine right here, I can tell you it's dead wrong."
"Yes. Then..."
"Monsters each have their own toxins, intensities, concentrations in certain parts..."
Toki's explanations were long-winded.
But he broke it all down patiently and kindly for Kang Seol.
...Surprisingly in-depth?
Thought it'd just be nonsense...
The lecture's actually legit?
Kang Seol absorbed every word without missing a beat.
And so time flowed on.
Uh... when do we get to the main lecture?
Hey! Questioning the curriculum? Hate lectures?
Yeah, hate 'em
lmao same
Viewers dropping off lol making us endure this too is too much...
What's wild is they gave this much time and no one's near Snowman's score.
Prime him was what...
Me, 3 mil score monster, am kitchen newbie here?
Cooking complete.
Spicy Desert Mole Stew complete.
Beginner's Luck activates.
A good aroma. Cooking successful.
A brand-new recipe.
Stamina permanently +1.
Inspiration awakens.
New recipes will come to mind upon encountering ingredients.
Cooking skill slightly improves.
"...Success."
"Hahaha! You've got real talent! You've grasped the basics now."
Kang Seol sampled the monster dish he'd just made with Toki.
Slurp-
'Tasty.'
Monster cooking had one key difference from other methods.
It was utterly freeform.
Toki would ramble about "hand feel" or "chef's intuition" and tweak recipes on the fly every time.
Yet every dish he made was delicious.
He handled monster byproducts so casually that Kang Seol had never once gotten sick from his food.
At first, Kang Seol chalked it up to talent, but soon he got the hang of it himself—starting to salivate during hunts and intuitively knowing how to cook.
Through hands-on trial, Kang Seol discovered Toki's monster cooking had tons of perks beyond just making monsters edible.
And the biggest shone right after meals.
Clink.
Kang Seol set down his empty bowl first.
Excellent meal consumed.
Monster cooking special effect activates.
'Sand Breathing' possible for 24 hours.
Random stat permanently +1.
Stamina permanently +1.
This right here.
Bonus effects that only triggered from high-grade dishes with premium ingredients popped off constantly.
Monsters themselves seemed treated as special ingredients.
"You've worked hard all this time."
"No, not at all."
"I've got nothing left to teach on cooking. The rest comes with practice—you'll figure it out."
Kang Seol nodded and stared hard at his talent tab in the interface.
'...Huh?'
Training over—it should've upgraded Cooking to Monster Cooking, but no sign of it.
"But! The most important part's left!"
"......"
Ah... lololol
??? : Train 10 more years under me!
Thought it was over? lol
"This might be the crux of it: picking ingredients."
"Picking... ingredients?"
"Right. Even you know every monster has its own toxins. So far, I've taught you to neutralize them enough for human consumption. You did splendidly. But that's just a tiny slice of monster cooking!"
"...Pardon?"
"What if there's no seasoning, no fire, not even a pot?"
"Well..."
"Don't give me that weak 'I'll just not eat it' nonsense!"
Do we really have to eat it raw like that?
Assuming worse and worse scenarios lololol
I'll force you into a no-choice spot!
"If that happens, what's your plan?"
"I'd... have to eat it, right?"
"Exactly!"
Kang Seol couldn't believe his own answer.
Eat monster meat raw?
"The human body is a miracle. No matter how toxic the flesh, once adapted, it's just richly flavored meat—nothing more. Starting today, we'll acclimate your body."
Click.
A metallic stench filled the air.
"Flesh from that scorpion we hunted. After aging, the poison mellows to perfect eating texture. Just right—ready?"
"Ready for th—"
"You didn't come this far to quit now, did you?"
"......"
"Thought you'd learn monster cooking from me without a shred of grit? Grit doesn't always win first, but no grit always lands last!"
"...I'll eat it."
Hard exterior confirmed.
And it ends like this.
Get your Kabepe banners ready.
Toki, embarrassment incarnate, grabbed a hunk of flesh and psyched himself up.
"May the gods watch over us. Ha! I'll go first!"
Chomp.
The scorpion meat vanished into Toki's mouth.
And...
Thud.
Toki passed out cold.
??? : I'll go first!(To hell)
Eh? Why're you over there by the river? Come on over.
What? So why'd you die? Can't answer?
Wait, go up now?
Kang Seol checked Toki's nose and wrist.
Breathing steady, pulse strong.
Just blacked out from the shock.
With a deep sigh, Kang Seol followed suit and ate the scorpion flesh.
Disgusting taste.
Shuddering.
Achievement 'Eat to Cheer On' unlocked.
Title 「Reckless One」 acquired.
Thud.
Kang Seol passed out too.
Whoa! Brutal! Still gonna learn?
You again? Friend of that guy?
Why keep double-posting to hell?
Insane lololol Toki, scarier than the desert.
Terrifying vid showing starving or poisoning is six of one...
Thanks for watching Snowman's streams so far.
And so another month passed.
Munch.
Disgusting taste.
But a familiar one now.
A unique flavor emerges.
Inspiration awakens.
New recipe comes to mind.
Cooking skill greatly improves.
"Finally... full transmission complete. Tough road to get here."
"......"
Kang Seol's eyes burned with intensity.
Never team up again! Never speak to me!
Don't even think about buying monster food, please!
Hidden upgrade path 'Monster Cooking' for Talent 'Cooking' complete.
Talent 'Cooking' upgrades to 'Monster Cooking'.
Can skillfully cook monster byproducts.
Poison in cooked monsters greatly reduced.
Experienced new horizons in cooking.
Cooking skill greatly increases.
Chance of amazing dishes skyrockets.
Ingredient quality impact on dish quality diminishes.
Can use 'Taste Test'.
More easily discern edible ingredients.
Hidden talent upgrade path complete.
First to upgrade a talent to Rare.
Special Achievement 'Effort is Talent' unlocked.
Special Title 「Madlad」 acquired.