Chapter 101 - Let's Watch the Sex Craftsman in Action!
“Even if you don’t believe me, it’s just a simple investigation request. No reason not to take it, right?”
I pulled out the advance payment I’d prepared in advance from my pocket. It was money Elis had given me from selling sex toys through her business. The amount rivaled the down payment for an S-rank request.
“I like that you’re handing over this much upfront without hesitation.”
“It’s a deal with a mercenary.”
“Bit late to ask, but Daron, what’s your deal anyway?”
I’d never been a proper mercenary, but I’d lived a rough life as a lowly soldier, which wasn’t much different. Aside from the rank the empire had given me, there probably wasn’t any real distinction.
Plus, with my insane info network and funding popping up out of nowhere, it was only natural they’d be curious about a guy like me.
“Daron Dran. Baron of the Gaia Empire. The imperial family’s got eyes on this too, so I came personally.”
“……A baron?”
“Just a month ago, I was a regular grunt.”
“What?”
Kelly looked shocked again. A common soldier becoming a baron? That almost never happened unless you caught a traitor or racked up massive war merits.
“Mind if I ask how the hell that happened?”
“No secret. You hear about those magical beasts showing up on imperial territory?”
“Yeah, rumors. Heard they got handled clean.”
“Hate to brag, but…… I got the biggest credit. They recognized my skills with beasts.”
“Right, you said you used to run with beast hunters back in the day?”
She remembered what I’d said while buttering her up with Alpomay liquor.
“That’s how you sniffed out the demon connection?”
“Spot on.”
“Baron, huh? Should I start calling you ‘sir’ or some shit?”
I might be the strongest, but I was an imperial baron. Mercenaries had to show respect to nobles, but I hated stiff formality. Someone on Kelly’s level could talk shit to low nobles without backlash anyway.
“Nah. I was a grunt not long ago too. And I didn’t become a noble to get that kinda treatment.”
“Fuck, you’re alright. A noble like you? Shit’s rare.”
Nobles were all about grace and poise, but with my mercenary-like vibe, Kelly poured me another drink.
“Ha…… What a damn shame.”
“What now?”
“If you just met that one key condition, I’d legit give you my pussy.”
“Big talk from someone offering it up.”
“I’m a woman with a healthy libido too. I wanna fuck, wanna so bad…… But honestly, even as a lowly merc, I’m too good to waste it on weak-ass guys.”
She had a point. Imagining sex with Kelly…… it’d be fireworks. Fierce strength, scorching passion. Those royal tits that might hinder combat a bit, a firm yet plump ass. Her bronze skin screamed vitality. Kids from her would be beasts.
“That condition’s such a dealbreaker?”
“Rich noble? Straight shooter like you? Manly face…… yeah, you said your dick’s huge too?”
“Yup.”
“All my type, but not must-haves. The one ironclad rule? ‘A man stronger than me.’”
“Damn firm on that.”
I’d wanted to probe if possible. Didn’t know her well, so I figured play along and find an opening. But her standards were too strict. No point forcing it. She hadn’t wronged me, and she wasn’t the type to like that shit. Even if I found leverage, she’d just double down harder.
……Just gotta beat her instead. That’s what she said.
……Easy for her to say. How the fuck? She might even edge out Ariana.
“Keep it in mind anyway. Who knows? No decent guys around, you might end up with me.”
“Doubt it.”
“Consider this a reservation. Remember this: even if I fuck some dude stronger than you, no one plays with cock like I do.”
“Hahaha! Fuck, now I wanna test if it’s all talk!”
Kelly chugged again. One thing was clear—she acknowledged me. Not fuck-buddy level, but close enough.
She’d taken the advance for the request, suspicions cleared, so Red Dragon Mercenaries would probably mobilize tomorrow at latest. Solid wartime crew too—trust earned.
“Alright, I’m out.”
“Need follow-up? Hit up any of my guys here. I’ll let ’em know.”
“Got it.”
Meet her without the others then. I stood, supporting the staggering, drunk Elinne.
That moment.
“Yaaahhh!”
Elinne crushed her massive tits against me in a hug.
“You’re dragging me off now…… huh?! To fuck me senseless, right?”
All eyes on us. What the fuck’s her deal?
“Fuck……. Big dick or not……. Think I’ll lose? Not a chance…… I’ve eaten your cock…… sooooo much…… but!”
The jealous stares from nearby guys stung like hell.
“Fuck! Not losing…… tonight!”
Shit, she gonna kill herself remembering this later? Why make her own black history?
Elinne wasn’t super famous, but her slutty outfit drew eyes—I covered her face quick. Hurried out of the tavern.
Headed to a quiet spot, then the inn. Gotta put her to bed fast.
“Don’t…… you dare! Not losing tonight!”
Still yelling her head off. All those losses to my cock must’ve pissed her off.
“Hey.”
Time to snap her out of it and warn her proper.
“Keep it up, and I’ll wreck you for real tonight.”
“……Hic♥”
Unexpected reaction. Hiccupping, she looked up with expectant eyes.
……This bitch. Turned on.
Silence hung for a beat.
“Puhaha! Fucking hilarious!”
Keril broke it first. She’d followed us, amused.
“Kinda cute up close. That’s her charm, huh?”
“Yeah. Tsundere types melt when you stuff ’em.”
“Why’d you tag along?”
“Y’all heading to fuck now, right?”
“Gonna check the situation first.”
Ray said she might crash at the temple. If Ray’s there, fuck Ray; tuck drunk Elinne in. Better develop her sober—drunk sex with her was pointless.
But if no Ray, obviously use Elinne’s pussy. Gotta drain before bed.
“Mind if I watch?”
“Watch?”
“Not usually my thing, but after today? Dying to see you two fuck.”
Kelly made a circle with one hand, poking it with a finger from the other.
“They say you’re a sex god. Let’s spectate the craftsman.”
“Fine by me.”
No skin off my back. Might even be hotter. Could ask her to record for Elinne later.
“Heh. Why am I getting more excited?”
“Horny enough to beg for it?”
“Cocky bastard. Let’s see how big and how good you really are.”
Chatting with Kelly, I supported Elinne again. She leaned into me, walking slow. After my threat, she’d been clinging tight.
Her rational side still wouldn’t yield. But drunk now, she surrendered to the pleasure.
Makes sense. No matter how she trash-talked me as scum, she couldn’t deny my cock’s taste.
We reached the reserved inn.
“Oh, just in case—suppress your mana a bit.”
“Why?”
“You’ll see soon.”
Unlocked quietly. No Ray. Guess she’s overnighting at the temple.
“Who’s next door? Mana’s insane.”
Probably sensing Charlotte and Jed’s room. No sex tonight—they were sleeping inside. Charlotte didn’t fuck daily.
“Feel two?”
“One’s weaker than me, ignore. The other…… what?”
Didn’t know details, but Jed was outclassed instantly.
“The Hero.”
“What? Hero?”
“FYI, she’s a woman.”
“Bummer.”
“And she’s discreet, so here’s a secret. What do you think of her?”
I held out Elinne’s wrist for her to check. Kelly sensed the massive mana Elinne had hidden.
Couldn’t strut as an archmage in this getup, so she’d sealed it.
“Holy shit. She’s stacked too? Structure screams mage, and strong enough not to suck against me.”
“Archmage.”
“……What? Wait. Next door’s the Hero…… then she’s that Hero party’s archmage?!”
Elinne matched Kelly’s strength. With mage advantages, she might even win outright.
Her skimpy outfit screamed whore, but a heavy hitter? Didn’t expect that.
“You’re one hell of a guy, huh?”
Such a woman powerless against me? Always losing to my dick?
“Shall we start?”
The little show for Kelly began.