Chapter 31
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 31
Chapter Title: The Elf Village is Always by Your Side
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Finally, I've mastered the secret technique.
Semen Breathing... no, the vibration ability!
But what the hell does this have to do with the Goddess Rape Tights?
I had my doubts for a moment, then it hit me.
Slip (slipperiness)
Vibration (shaking)
Of course. Slipperiness and shaking are key elements in sex.
I nodded in instant understanding.
"...So you've been hiding your power all this time?"
"Hup!"
Before Nerisa could adjust her stance, I launched my attack.
《High Elasticity》
Using the elasticity of my entire body, I closed in with explosive speed!
Carrying that momentum straight into a kick.
"Kgh!"
Nerisa cleanly acknowledged that she no longer held the advantage and shifted to a defensive posture.
I bounced around like a rubber ball, throwing kicks.
Mixing in feints as if every strike carried the same devastating power as before.
But the real attacks didn't need to be that strong.
As I thrust out my fist...
I transmitted the vibration!
Thud!
"Ugh!"
Flesh, bones, and organs in the human body can't escape the damage.
Nerisa blocked my extended fist with her sword, but metal is one of the best mediums for conducting vibrations.
It was like her whole body was getting a full-body Semen Man vibration massage—massive internal damage accumulating.
In simple terms, ignore-defense damage.
Armor like that was utterly meaningless. Even it was starting to shatter, revealing glimpses of Nerisa's alluring breasts.
If I just flip up that leather armor... heh heh heh.
Not the time to get cocky.
In truth, I was pressing her pretty desperately.
If I used a memory-wiping finisher now while she was off-balance, I wouldn't be able to handle what came after.
But if she figured out the properties of my tights, it was game over. She wouldn't try hitting the tights anymore—she'd just go for a pin.
This fighting style only worked while she still believed "I can break through by attacking the tights."
I definitely had the upper hand.
She's holding out well, though.
Her autonomic nervous system was already rattled, so she wasn't even at half her normal condition,
yet she dodged or blocked all my attacks, minimizing damage.
I had to admit it.
This woman's personality might be shit, but her skills...!!
"Now I get it, you bastard...! That earlier one caught me off guard. I thought I was done for."
"Ugh!?"
A counterattack came!
I got tagged by an invisible sword strike and tumbled backward.
Damn...
I focused too much on offense and let my energy leak out.
Keeping it contained in the tights takes real skill...
Still, I recharged a bit.
I was careful not to show it.
"There's no way you can spam attacks that shatter Shadow Bind Armor that often. Is that your trump card?"
"......"
"I'm impressed."
Nerisa suddenly showed me some respect.
"Purposely pulling off that vulgar clown show to lower my guard, then executing the optimal strategy."
"...Thanks for the kind words. How about you just leave now, while you're feeling generous?"
"Can't do that. The battle's already decided. Now I'll put you out of your misery..."
This is bad.
I'd recharge if she hit me again, but that noise from the elf village has been bugging me...
...The elf village is getting noisy.
"Worried?"
"Hell yeah. The elf harem... that's everything to the old me who lost his life."
I smirked, half-joking, half-serious.
No... what I'm about to say is dead serious.
"Just so you know, if you touch my wives, you're fucking dead."
"Hiding a heinous criminal and blasphemer like you makes the elves guilty too. Disposing of them is the right thing, per the Goddess's will."
"So you'll blindly follow whatever the Goddess says?"
"Yes! I am her proxy."
Could I just tie this bitch up here and call it good?
What if I don't go help and shit hits the fan?
Flames were spreading in the elf village. They were setting it on fire.
My chest burned like it was on fire too.
These motherfucking bastards...
"Fuck, even for you assholes, burning shit down is crossing the line."
"We're killing them all—what's crossing or not crossing lines?"
"Right... I'm the idiot for asking. You people never had lines to begin with."
They waited until Kana and I reached the forest before striking.
They must've calculated it'd root out the elf village and kill everyone.
A proxy of the gods who casually does shit like that wouldn't bat an eye at torching a forest!
Yeah, I gotta go.
Sticking here with this bitch forever is endless!!
I stomped, halting Nerisa's movements with vibrations.
"Kgh!?"
The shaking damaged her internal organs directly, disrupting her autonomic nerves.
Sudden nausea, dizziness—she could've puked and collapsed from that damage alone.
But Nerisa powered through with a kiai and charged me.
"You've learned a bit of divine might, but!"
"Get lost! I don't have time for you!"
I exploded 50% of my current energy!
Clashing with Nerisa, I slammed my fist into her sword again.
Boooom!!
"Grk!!"
Nerisa took the hit and staggered back.
In that time, the fire spreading in the elf village grew into a massive blaze, even encroaching on the World Tree.
No time to look for an opening for a finisher on this bitch.
I have to protect them.
If I don't protect my wives, who will!!
"Sorry, but this is it. Follow me and you're really dead."
I turned and launched myself away.
Fluidization activated.
Switching my ultra-flexible muscles back to high elasticity, I explosively boosted my leg strength.
Even releasing vibrations into my footwork as I raced to the elf village.
Whoosh!!
The fastest sprint of my life.
I practically flew like a bird, diving into the elf village where flames were already licking the World Tree.
The elves were forming ranks, battling the knight order.
Good. I made it in time!
...
Then I spotted our house.
It was wrecked, flames spreading to it too.
The knights were methodically destroying things while attacking the elves.
Among the fallen elves on the ground, some were truly dead, others groaning from severe wounds.
"You......"
You motherfucking bastards!!
Rage boiled up so hot I couldn't even curse. My blood felt like it was boiling in reverse.
"What!?"
"That bastard bypassed the Captain and got here?"
"How......!?"
You're all fucking dead.
I usually don't like killing, but right now, I wouldn't blink if I wiped you out...
A rage so intense it shocked even me flashed through my mind.
And that rage turned instantly into action.
No words.
"Hup!"
The first red-haired knight bitch I saw.
I drove a kick into her from behind.
"Think an attack like that'll work on m—?!"
Vibration, release.
Rrrrrumble!
"Ugh, urk!!"
Next.
"Stop that bastard!"
"He's using unholy power!"
No need to aim for jaws, heads, or vitals.
I smacked away thrusting swords with fists or palms, damaging their internals!
Two, three, four...
I rampaged wildly, toppling charging knights.
"Who the fuck set the fires, you bitches...!"
The moment I thrust my fist at the central lieutenant-type woman...!!
Clang.
"!"
Blocked.
My fist... no, my vibration memory was all tapped out?!
The black bob-cut knight bitch right behind Nerisa.
"Looks like you're out of juice."
I'd already used up all the accumulated shock from getting hit that much...
The instant I realized I'd gotten too hyped and charged alone into the enemy center, I got knocked rolling back.
As I scrambled up to reset my guard,
a gust of wind whooshed by.
"Captain!?"
Just as I was about to get gang-beaten, Esilwin appeared.
"This position's bad. We're pulling back."
"Y-Yes...!"
I grabbed Esilwin's hand without thinking.
Then Esilwin and I instantly teleported to the elves' formation.
Some teleport-like magic? Impressive...!
"Captain... I...!"
"Calm down. Settle your mind. We can take them if we fight together."
"...Yes!"
That's Esilwin for you. Reliable!
"Jae-hyeok!"
Kana rushed to me.
"Jae-hyeok, you okay?"
"I'm fine. You?"
Good. Kana looked unharmed on the surface.
She'd been providing covering fire, facing off against the knights.
"I'm okay. I'm okay, but Ellie... Ellie's...!"
"Ellie...?"
No way. Did Ellie get hurt?
Or killed?
Lost an arm or leg?
All sorts of thoughts raced through my head, and in front of tearful Kana,
I felt a rage unlike any before.
And this rage sank deep into my heart, unlike the clumsy outburst from earlier.
"...Let's end this quick. No time to waste."
I'd been selfish too, but nothing compared to the Goddess's bullshit.
At first, I thought these pretty girls were just nuts with their "newbie" talk.
Now I get the power and status they wield.
After getting dragged into their crap twice.
I see it all now.
Goddesses are basically the incarnation of selfish women...
"Damn, that clown actually hit me."
"Leia, regroup. He bypassed the Captain to get here."
"I'll kill that bastard..."
My eyes met the red-haired bitch's.
I clenched my fist, focusing inward.
Distribute my remaining energy wisely and fight...
"Captain!"
Then Nerisa finally joined.
No... not finally? She kept pace with my elastic footwork.
"What happened?"
"I thought something went down since that guy got here..."
"Just a momentary slip. I already deflected his big attack, so he shouldn't have any fight left."
"No way that earthquake earlier was him?"
"...Yeah. Seems he has power worth the Goddess's caution."
At Nerisa's words, the knights took positions, readying for battle.
Elves vs. Goddess's Knight Order.
Full-scale war was inevitable.
Representatives stepped forward: Elder Arianelle for the elves, Knight Captain Nerisa for the order.
Nerisa sneered loudly.
"Look. The elves would shelter that abomination. They don't even realize it'll get them all killed."
"Oh my, our Jae-hyeok is handsome, isn't he? Abomination? You're the abomination for invading someone else's village~."
Aah, Elder.
Her warm shield melted my heart.
This is the of an older woman.
Sob sob sob, so touching.
"So you refuse to hand him over? If you did willingly, I might reconsider the elves' crimes."
"No can do. A guest who visited our forest, sure. But invaders? Even more no."
"Of course!"
Kana shouted, nocking an arrow.
"You think we're handing over Jae-hyeok?"
The other elves chimed in.
"We can't let Kana and Ellie's marriage start with them playing widow!"
"Right, right. Let them have kids and live happily!"
The elves...
Seeing them all united to protect me nearly brought tears.
"We're pretty loyal ourselves, right?"
Elder Arianelle smiled back at me.
"Thank you... everyone."
Esilwin took my hand.
"You're my one-day disciple, but you learned from me. I won't let scum like them kill you."
I'm seriously gonna cry.
Why treat a foreigner in this ridiculous outfit so well!
Coming here was like falling into paradise.
I mean that sincerely now.
"Then... force is our only answer. All units, prepare to attack."
Whoosh!
At Nerisa's command, flames erupted from the red-haired knight's sword.
My target narrowed to that bitch.
She's the one who set the fires. Name was Leia.
Leia met my eyes too. This was the moment we each picked our marks.
"Charge!"