Chapter 2

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Translator: MadScientist

Chapter: 2

Chapter Title: Pay for the Convenience Store Girl with Sperm Pay. (1)

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I was late to my morning class.

The new phone I bought didn't even ring its alarm properly.

"Damn, dude. You didn't even brush your teeth? Your breath smells like shit!"

Jin-su pinched his nose and grimaced beside me.

"Hey, Kim Jin-su. Don't overreact."

"No, but a guy living right by school, late? Look at that grease dripping off your face. You're seriously ugly as hell."

"Shut your trap. I sprinted here first thing in the morning, so I'm pissed."

"What were you doing last night? Jerking off?"

"Screw you!"

Did I yell too loud?

The professor's eyes met mine.

"You there!! Late and still making all this noise?"

"Sorry!"

"You're a returning student, right? You can't disturb others during class."

"Yes. Sorry."

I glared at Jin-su.

This jerk just shrugged and grinned.

'But I definitely set the alarm. Why didn't it go off?'

I turned on my phone and checked the alarm settings.

'Huh? New Delhi?'

It was set to India time.

'No wonder!'

Selling phones in Korea without even setting the default time properly.

No wonder people stick to big corp phones.

Class ended, and I stopped by the convenience store for smokes.

A customer came in, but the clerk didn't even glance up.

"One pack of Marlboro Red, please."

I'd been smoking since I was a kid.

Not because I hung with the cool crowd in class or anything.

It started when my stepmother moved in.

As a kid, I hated how this young blue-eyed woman filled my mom's empty spot.

I hated calling a woman barely older than me "mom," too.

One day when she was out, I found Marlboro Reds in her bag.

From then on, I'd sneak her smokes and puff away.

In the army, I switched to domestics for a bit, but after discharge, back to these.

Annoying, but our tastes matched.

The clerk tossed the pack onto the counter.

'Huh? Rude much...'

I looked at her, but this bitch ignored me, glued to her phone.

'Whatever. What am I gonna do?'

I grabbed the smokes and pulled out my wallet.

Wait. No wallet.

'Must've left it rushing out this morning!'

Panicking.

The clerk glanced over.

"Aren't you gonna pay?"

"Of course! I will. Haha."

Then I remembered the Super Pay or whatever on my new phone.

'Right! Might work. Let's test it.'

"Pay with this, please."

I held out the phone.

"Whoa..."

The clerk gawked at the retro apocalypse-vibe phone.

Guess I'd get used to reactions like this while using it.

"What model is this? Never seen it."

"Oh, this... yeah! Latest model. Called the 'Retro Phone'..."

"Retro Phone?? Hahaha!!!"

She burst out laughing.

"What even is that? Total junk."

Suckers like me get butterflies when a girl laughs like that.

The solo loser's plight.

'She's obviously mocking me. Snap out of it. Why am I excited?'

Beep!

She scanned the barcode.

'Oh, it worked? But I didn't input any account info. Where's the money coming from? Phone bill?'

It'll sort itself out.

Payment done, good enough.

"Have a good one."

Heading out, she grabbed me.

"Excuse me! Sir. Where you going? Payment's not done."

"Huh? It just said completed..."

"Not fully paid. Hurry up and finish."

'Figures. No info registered, why would it work? Damn phone. Refund time.'

Then she came around the counter and kissed my lips.

"????"

She wrapped her arms around my neck ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠and went deep.

'Wait... what?????'

I was too shocked to resist.

She shoved her tongue in before I could think.

"Mmph... mmph!!!"

'Hold up. I didn't brush today!'

Does that matter?

Her saliva tasted sweet as it mixed in.

'Did she eat something sweet? Or do girls' saliva always taste like this?'

She sucked on my lips for a while, then pulled away like nothing happened and went back to the counter.

I followed and stopped her.

"...Excuse me??"

"Yes?"

"What was that... just now????"

"What?"

"First time for me!"

"???"

She looked at me with contempt.

"No, you just... my lips! Saliva and all... like that!"

"Yeah. So?"

She was so brazen.

'She's so confident, now I'm more flustered. This is harassment.'

"No more? Step aside. Customer behind you."

"Oh!"

A student stared, wondering what the hell.

I left the store feeling gross.

"She likes you."

Jin-su grinned.

"What? ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠When'd you see?"

"When! Isn't that the store you always hit for smokes?"

True.

"Likes you! Lucky bastard. Would a girl kiss a guy she's not into, without even talking first? Hugging him tight!"

True.

"You know how strict they are on sex crimes now? She'd get reported. She must like you, got bold and impulsive!"

Makes sense?

"She asked about your phone model. That's convo. Clerk wouldn't chat up a random customer."

This guy's a genius. Did he ace the SAT but undershoot our school?

"Still, it's a crime."

"Report it then, dumbass."

Jin-su puffed his smoke while talking.

"Lucky jerk."

"What... nothing's sure yet."

"So, hot?"

"Uh... yeah."

"How hot?"

"Smoking."

"Fuck! Jealous as hell!"

Jin-su kicked the trash can.

"Y'know... you're a virgin too, but... does she really like me?"

"Told you! Go again! See her reaction."

"Right. Test the waters."

"Yeah."

"Tomorrow then."

"Do it, lucky fuck. If it works, hook your bro up!"

"Sure. Thanks, man."

Next day.

I swung by the store before class.

"Welcome."

She ignored me again, on her phone.

But yesterday's vibe wasn't there.

'Jin's right? She's shy...'

Deluded, I approached the counter.

"One Marlboro Red."

She tossed it without looking.

'Jin, my ass. Just rude.'

Then what was yesterday's kiss?

"Pay?"

"Oh... card."

Beep!

"Bye."

'That's it? Nothing today?'

I slunk out slowly.

Kept looking back at her cold attitude, but no move till the end.

Day after, back again.

Thought of switching stores, but closest on the way.

"Welcome."

"One Marlboro Red."

Shelved hopes after yesterday, but her actions baffled me.

'Sees me as easy mark? Bet with a friend?'

Forget it.

"4,500 won."

"Yes. Card."

She swiped.

"Sir? Insufficient funds. Another card?"

"Huh?? "

'Ah. Stepmom skimped allowance again.'

She hates dad's spending on me.

Fakes mistakes sometimes.

"One sec."

Pulled out phone.

Super Pay time.

Beep!

Turning to leave, she grabbed me again.

"Sir!!!"

She spun me around and planted one on my lips.

Slurp... smack...

Shoved her tongue in, licking my lips and tongue.

So soft.

"Uh... ugh... why... why?!"

Kiss over, back to her spot, on phone.

No answer.

I left.

Phone buzzed with a text.

Action: Kiss?

What?

'4,500 won for a kiss...?'

Brain spun with thoughts.

One guess popped up.

'Nah, no way.'

Ridiculous, but.

I dashed back in.

"This, this, this! All of it! Ring me up."

Grabbed whatever.

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!

She scanned irritably.

Total popped up.

"124,000 won."

"This."

Phone out.

Beep!

Soon, irritated clerk came around, turned, thrust her ass at me, yanked down pants and panties.

"!!!!!!"

Bent halfway, spread her white cheeks wide with both hands.

"Awaiting payment, sir! ♡"