Chapter 80
Chapter 80
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 80
Chapter Title: Gacha Addiction Epidemic
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[Title: Isn't this a total win?]
(Recliner chair in the corner of a cabin meme)
It's like a one-person sofa, but I've never seen this product before.
Looks like I'm the first one to snag it?
I was gonna sell it right away after getting it, but it melted away a lifetime of fatigue, so I couldn't part with it lol.
Gonna use it till it's worn out then sell it lmao.
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- Bragging post? Cough up the brag tax, fuck...
- Damn, no jealousy for mansion furniture anymore lol.
- Wtf Judak, you had something like this and didn't post it?!
- Verified success.
ㄴ OP) No scam lol.
ㄴ I wish I could have luck like that just once.
[Quality Post: My 70-pull results...jpg]
(Spicy tuna cans x10 meme)
If you've seen it, fuck off.
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- Kekeke major upvote.
- Paying upvote tax and dipping lmao.
- Miracle exchange rate that'd make alchemists cry lol.
- Pulled 30 times and stopped? How far'd you go? Lol.
ㄴ OP) Didn't even have the sanity to stop... fuck.
- You think spicy tuna is trash? Lmao.
ㄴ OP) Wanna throw down?
ㄴ Fact) Facts.
ㄴ OP) Who the fuck is this guy lol.
Ever since gacha showed up in the Market, post speed in the gallery picked up.
Most were gacha-related, and it seemed the big draw was items not listed in the Market being added to the pull list.
- Why are there so many brand-new items?
- Fr, these are rare items. One-of-a-kind in this world lol.
ㄴ Market collectors must be losing it?
ㄴ Pull 'em cheap, sell 'em, and turn your life around.
I didn't set the odds to hell levels.
1 pull costs 10,000 modern bucks.
10 pulls? A whopping 90,000.
To balance, I split by tiers and added mid-tier items to the gacha pool.
Variety galore.
"Stuff around 30,000 in the Market? Slot 'em into mid-tier."
Hongsam gift sets, teabag sets, even school chairs.
Even those sold for big bucks in this world for all sorts of reasons.
Thanks to that, it wasn't a flash-in-the-pan; fuel kept piling up endlessly.
FullElf: Judak, how the hell did you even think of this?
DyingVamp: Impressive.
DyingVamp: So this is how you make money.
FullElf: Devilish in the best way.
Even the part-timers were singing praises.
No wonder this method gets squeezed dry even in modern capitalist hell.
Dopamine-starved medieval folks? Gacha was pure devil's temptation.
- Fuck, can't stop. Dumping all my money in.
- Pisses me off so much. Why am I like this?
- Market dies or I die, one or the other.
- Fucking hate it, smashed my tub.
ㄴ Why smash it, you psycho?
"Nah, this ain't it."
Problem was, it was real devil temptation.
In just one day—no, half a day—addicts started popping up.
Rift beasts would cheer at this, right?
So I dropped a notice post ASAP.
[Notice: Stop!]
(Judak spreading hand firmly con)
Thanks to the gal for making the Judak con lol.
Everyone, stop gacha pulls!
You're getting hooked way faster than I thought.
New update incoming.
Gacha ver2.
1. Max 10x 10-pulls per day.
2. Need at least 500 Isekai Coins to attempt 10-pull.
3. Pity system added.
3-1. 50 pulls guarantees mid-tier item.
4. No more blanks.
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- Was gonna flame but 3&4 made me worship.
- No blanks? Fuck, Judak smooches!!!
- Kyaa~ Fucking genius.
- What about us who went ham already?
ㄴ Judak*) Counted toward pity.
ㄴ Damn, trusted Judak!!!
Gacha normalized.
Pull frequency dropped, but no more bankruptcy sob stories.
"Not like I'm hurting for coins anyway."
Plenty other income streams besides gacha.
Put reasonable limits, figured the hype would die down naturally.
Then new fuel appeared outta nowhere...
[Title: 10-pull jackpot incoming...?!!]
Poster: FullElf
(10 tuna cans meme)
Ha... one shot, for real.
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- Lmao, curses right away?
- Part-timer's heartfelt F-bombs? Rare sight.
- Lmaoooo croak.
- Part-timer doing gacha? Fucking lol.
"Why's she doing it?"
Part-timer got hooked on gacha.
*
Galrum jumped into the new Market system.
And among them, our proud long-eared part-timer too.
[Title: 30-pull results...jpg]
Poster: FullElf
- Tuna can
- Tuna can
- Spicy tuna can
- Lollipop 3-pack
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- Bottled water 500ml
Hoo... huu... huuuu...
- Lmao hyperventilating.
- Breathe, idiot! Breathe!
- Real gag's the full yellow tho lol.
ㄴ Fr, other elves in Unpleasant Valley.
ㄴ This bitch crossed to Great Joy Mountain, pure hilarious lmao.
ㄴ Fr her vibe's just different lol.
ㄴ Issue is she's dead serious.
FullElf got addicted.
Thought it'd be a one-off, but she went all 9 times.
Result? Total crash.
- Judak*) Calm down.
ㄴ Lmao Judak stepping in to stop her.
ㄴ Like that'll get through lol.
ㄴ Creator says chill the fuck out lmao.
Tried commenting, but FullElf lost all reason.
- FullElf: No backing out now.
ㄴ FullElf) Let's go! Charge!! Fuuuuck!!!
Filled the daily 10x10-pulls to the brim, total 100 pulls.
[FullElf won 'Ice Essence Fridge'.]
She did it.
- FullElf) Kiiiiyaaaaah!!!!!
ㄴ FullElf) Fuck yes!!!
ㄴ FullElf) (Twerking elf meme)
ㄴ Lmao crazy bitch lol.
ㄴ Fuck, this is a part-timer? Lmao.
ㄴ Part-timer dignity...
ㄴ Judak*) Calm the fuck down.
ㄴ FullElf) You blind? You made the monster! Elhoooowooo!!
ㄴ FullElf) ))))(((()))))((((
ㄴ Fuck lmao.
World Cup semifinal-level legendary scene.
For that moment, envy paused; pure joy, everyone clapped.
But joy faded quick; gallery noise started naturally.
- Suspicious pulls this time.jpg
- Letting it slide cuz part-timer?
- Fuck, even this nepotism?
- Y'all really buying this? Lol.
Classic conspiracy nuts everywhere.
Me rigging FullElf's final pull cuz favoritism.
And the other one:
- She's been getting handouts from Judak forever;
ㄴ Fr, fattest salary too.
ㄴ Analysis post says) Part-timer gets ~10k coins monthly + new items.
ㄴ Fuck;
Already swimming in benefits from me, now stealing this too?
- Have some conscience, spit it back.
- Already rich asses fr;
- Fire part-timer, make me one.
ㄴ This.
ㄴ This.
ㄴ 22.
Gallery plunged into chaos instantly.
Normally, admins panic at this scale.
Early FullElf might've, but tactical-nuke-seasoned her? Nah.
[Title: Sorry. Time to explain.]
Poster: FullElf
(Elf middle finger con)
(Twerking elf meme)
(Elf sticking tongue close to screen grinning meme)
Lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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- Fuck lmao.
- Real crazy bitch lol.
- Worse than part-timer hate-nick lol.
- Deleted tons of hate memes then...
ㄴ (speechless... con)
- Hm, o...
ㄴ ?
ㄴ Dude.
Pure ignore and provocation.
Why? She ain't on salary anyway.
- FullElf) I don't take salary.
Just conscripted unpaid slave wrestling hate memes daily.
Pitiful blue life snagging canned cola and soju sometimes.
ㄴ Fuck who believes that?
ㄴ Makes no sense? No pay for slave work?
ㄴ Lmao there's limits to falling for it.
ㄴ No one buys it.
Galrummers didn't buy it.
All those dwarf hulkus memes, beast stripping memes deleted for free?
Hard to swallow.
- FullElf) ^^
Problem: Fact whether believed or not.
ㄴ Looks legit tho.
ㄴ Fr this is real?
ㄴ Wait, really no salary?
Folks slowly realized it was true, murmurs rising.
Then arrows that pointed at part-timer swung back to me.
- Judak the 10 evils boss confirmed...
- This guy's exploiting good slaves www
- (Not human... con)
- But ain't it a reward?
ㄴ (Cute girl Judak commission art)
ㄴ Oh yeah?
ㄴ Oh getting cocky fuck.
- Explain!
- Don't you pity the blue slaves?
- Toss 'em something for toilet cleaning!
- Pay the unpaid trash-cleaning-eldercare-hatemod slaves!
ㄴ FullElf) (Die bitch? Elf con)
"Hm."
I kinda knew to some extent.
Not some basic gallery—this world-spanning megathread with just two part-timers?
Needed proper rewards.
"But cash? No."
Cash turns it not-a-gallery anymore.
Part-timers go from hobby to job.
Hobby-to-job regret's a thing.
"Not giving nothing's awkward tho..."
After agonizing, one solution hit.
[Title: Part-timer salary debate settled.jpg]
(10x10-pull tickets x10)
This monthly, deal? Lol.
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- Kyaa~
- Perfect, no jealousy lol.
- Cash would've stung, this hits right~
- FullElf) ?
ㄴ FullElf) You joking?
ㄴ Lmao you chose part-timer life.
ㄴ Tough it out raw.
ㄴ FullElf) Didn't choose, wanna die?
ㄴ FullElf honey~ Obey Judak, clean gallery hard from now~
ㄴ FullElf) (Elf clutching face screaming con)
ㄴ FullElf) DyingVamp what you doing?! Protest with me quick!
Oh right, one more part-timer.
Weirdly quiet DyingVamp this whole drama.
Castle owner already, tons of coins, no interest?
Nah, wrong.
- Tuna can
- Tuna can
- Bottled water 500ml
- Bottled water 500ml
- Spicy tuna can
- Lollipop 3-pack
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- Bottled water 500ml
DyingVamp: Ah.
- Lmaoooooooo
- Real gambling addict here!
- FullElf) Hieeek.
ㄴ Snapped to?
ㄴ Mirror therapy OP.
DyingVamp straight-up gambling fiend.
Blown daily limit ages ago, even burned the 100-pull I gave.
Result? Epic fail.
After final 500ml water, DyingVamp went silent then chatted.
- DyingVamp) Judak.
ㄴ Judak*) Yeah?
ㄴ DyingVamp) Meet up?
ㄴ Gasp.
ㄴ Wtf.
ㄴ Gallery was fun. Good run ㅇㅇ
ㄴ Judak decent guy on reflection ㅇㅇ
ㄴ Don't send her off lol.
Heard addicts hunt devs sometimes.
"Whoa."
Spine chilled.