Chapter 21
Chapter 21
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 21
Chapter Title: Argh! Why?! Why?! Why?!
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Isekai Destruction Gallery Episode 21
Title: Argh! Why?! Why?! Why?
Author: Lloyd
(Image of writhing in agony)
(Image of fellow knights rushing in from all sides, grabbing limbs one by one and forcibly pinning down)
Argh!!!
Arrrrgh!!!!!
- Wtf is wrong with this guy
- ??? What's going on
- Lmao, what, is the Demon King about to descend or something?
- Lmao fucking hell, it's not like some card game
> Sealed arm, sealed leg, furious face lmao
Title: Fucking hell fucking hell fucking hell fucking hell fucking hell
Author: Lloyd
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Ar/ggggh fuck!!!!!!
(Image of wound being cauterized and healing)
(Close-up of Albochil being applied in front of the knight writhing in agony)
Judak!!! Thanks to you, the wound healed!!!
Fuck, I love you so much, you bastard!!!!!
- Judak☆) Lmao welcome
> Lmao
> Fuck demon bastard lmao
> Welcome my ass lmao
- Dude, he's still a knight, so his endurance should be insane, why's he rolling on the floor
- What the hell happened? Did he lose a leg or something?
> If you rub on some ointment hard, it hurts for like 5 seconds
> ???
> (Image of muscle flex with Albochil photoshopped on)
> Lmao what is this now
There was some weird folk medicine faith in the Isekai.
The way to stamp it out was surprisingly simple.
Title: It's me
Author: Judak☆
(Do you feel the difference in power? Image)
Don't bring your weird folk remedies and act up
I'll slather Albochil all over you lmao
- Fuck, totalitarian rule much lmao
- Not listening and hurting like hell vs listening and no pain
- Don't do this...
- Sure~ Just try putting on some Albochil, dumbass lmao Once you steel yourself, it's done~
Knight Lloyd or Evelyn, both got perfectly healed in no time.
Thanks to that, the gallery stopped doubting me with weird nonsense.
Next, I wrote up ways to prevent issues like infections in advance.
Title: It's me
Author: Judak☆
(Image of washing hands on white background)
Wash your hands
- Why should I
> Or else put on Albochil
> Sorry
If explanations don't work, just make a reason they have no choice but to do it.
That was Albochil.
Of course, this wouldn't convince everyone.
- Judak, isn't washing with milk better?
> Yeah, it's white and holy, purifies the filth on your hands right?
There were always gallery bros begging for understanding wherever you went.
> Judak☆) Yeah, that's why I'm telling you to wash with water?
> ?
> Judak☆) Water's transparent
> Judak☆) Being transparent means it's purely clean and holy without hiding anything
> Judak☆) Washing with this should obviously cleanse any impure demon curses or whatever bullshit right?
> !
> Oh?
> Makes sense?
I roughly set it to their level and explained, and even the stubborn gallery bros were convinced to the end.
This way, I roughly spread the prevention methods and made a reason why they absolutely had to use Albochil.
Now, what was left was...
Title: Adding new items to the Market
Author: Judak☆
Made a medicine category and added them
Bandages, gauze, Fusidin, Albochil ok?
Don't die and write at least one more post on the gallery
- Judak, is he a god?
- Shindak, is he the lord?
- Judak, thank you, mom survived thanks to you
- Leg got hurt, doctor said to amputate, but after applying medicine, it healed the next day
> Can I amputate the doctor?
> I'm a doctor and I approve this
> That guy just wanted to cut someone's leg off maybe?
Thanks to this, awareness went up somewhat.
No more reckless treatments like cracking open skulls or amputating legs just for some wound.
Only then could I go back to lurking and calmly dig through the concept posts one by one.
"Even though the gallery's gotten bigger, no need to worry about post droughts anymore."
In my past life, I hung out in countless galleries to kill time.
Even in big ones, one or two couldn't fill the spare time.
Here, posts kept regenerating no matter what, so no boredom.
"Living locked in this warehouse forever might not be so bad?"
Food's there, no worries about dying.
No need to stress jobs, livelihood, or health.
This tiny warehouse was my world, making possession feel pointless.
Before I knew it, after rolling around in bed for nearly 10 hours of gallerying, it was time for a brief break looking around the warehouse interior.
Crunch, creak.
"No way, what's that."
A weird crack appeared in the corner of the warehouse.
*
Let me briefly explain my warehouse layout.
Item Warehouse 1 / Warehouse 2 / Warehouse 3
Bed / Shop items / Door
In the middle of my perfect structure like this, a crack formed in the corner where Item Warehouse 1 was.
"Wow, looks just like a black hole."
Rough cracks in the brick wall, with ominous purple light flickering through the gaps.
Wait, isn't this perfect concept post material?
Title: Guys, what is this
Author: Judak☆
(Ominous purple crack image)
(Thumbs up, paper with Judak written on it for proof image)
House has a crack, what is this
Like, monster coming out or something?
- Dd creepy as hell looking
- Too bad
- Judak, was nice knowing you
Of course, no helpful comments.
Looks like no one knew about that crack.
But waiting a bit longer, gallery bros with similar symptoms appeared.
- Fallen Noble Lady) Our mansion has one too
- Taldrue) Hm? They're sporadically appearing in Killgrod Kingdom's internal mines too
- Mine too in the bathroom. Isn't this like a monster invasion gate?
> Why would a monster invade your bathroom
> Monster takes massive L
But no gallery bros who really knew.
Still, no need to just worry.
Plus, it was kinda useful.
Tried tossing leftover tangerine peels as an experiment into the crack, and whoosh, they vanished.
Humm.
"Oh?"
I tried tossing in some materials and trash already in the warehouse.
Hummm.
"Ooh, no way, that's impressive?"
Isn't this like an unlimited capacity trash bag?
Literally pet lava...
Plus, it made for nice mood lighting while sleeping.
"What if it gets really dangerous..."
[12-Gauge Shotgun] - 420 points
Plenty of solutions.
Of course, a faint sense of foreignness brushed my mind, but I brushed it off.
"Doesn't seem worth worrying about?"
Perfect timing for the lonely times.
Felt kinda refreshing thinking of it as a pet lava?
Just then, Dwarf Taldrue's post was up as a concept post.
Concept Post) Killgrod No.1 Mine interior scenery...jpg
Author) Taldrue
Nice to meet you, I'm Dwarf Taldrue.
Recently promoted to head of No.1 Mine.
All thanks to brother Judak! Thank you!
Anyway, after the Antares Mountains reclamation battle last time, wanted to introduce the recovered kingdom's interior.
(Mine interior seemingly dozens of meters deep)
(Numerous dwarf miners digging and hauling ore scenery)
After reclaiming the entire kingdom, first thing we did was restart the kingdom's No.1 Mine.
As you see, fully operational, developing weapons and armor great.
(Sharp sword and axe image)
(Tough armor and rock-like shield image)
Mass production fully possible, can make in days if orders come.
Yeah, open for business.
Fully operational, hope you come buy.
Oh and this is for Judak, the reward I mentioned last time.
(Isekai mineral unique sword image)
Name's 'The Upright Justice Born from the Passionate Sweat and Effort of Kilgrod Dwarves, Its Fruition'.
Guaranteed one of the few strongest legendary swords in dwarf history.
Take it as thanks for the favor.
Recommendations 999+ Disrecommendations 52
- Wow, you actually recovered it
- Look at those dwarf weapons... so jealous
- But dude, naming sense is total frog level
> Dwarf emperor real ten plagues
> Dwarf emperor naming sense belly stealer
- But wait, giving away a weapon?
- Looks like a total scam legendary sword at first glance?
- Wow Judak so fucking jealous fuck!!!!!
- Make me one too!!!
"Hm, that sword thing."
Even I, totally clueless about swords, could tell.
Just from the name, that sword was a superior legendary blade beyond any gallery bro's weapon.
"But I already have one?"
But I already had a legendary sword for home defense: the 12-Gauge Shotgun.
Felt weird to accept something I wouldn't use just for display.
Plus, I already had one anyway.
Humm.
"Yeah yeah, always thankful."
The old holy sword shook in response to my gaze.
With a sword already handling 24-hour warehouse lighting?
- Judak☆) Hm, received, will use well
> Look at that nonchalant response fuck
> So jealous for real a;
> Judak☆) But is it that good?
> No king in history ever even glimpsed a dwarf legendary sword
> Dwarf weapons cost a fortune; legendary swords not even for viewing
> Such stingy bastards fr
> (Elf with arms crossed image)
> Taldrue) These rotten pointy-ears wanna fight?
> Full-Blood Elf★) No, this is slander
> Taldrue) Anyway Judak, come get the trade item
"Gotta accept since he's giving it."
Humm!
Sword noisy, but couldn't refuse.
Right as I went to enter the trade window, noticed something off in the image.
Dwarves clutching heads looking exhausted were common.
> But they look way too beat
> Dark circles under eyes too
> Talbong at least feed them...
> Tal CEO now I see you're no dwarf;
> Taldrue) Never happened,冤枉
Some replies mentioned it.
But Taldrue just looked wronged.
Actually, Taldrue left a post like he had something to ask me besides the sword.
> Taldrue) Judak, actually that's why I have something to say
> Taldrue) Everyone fine and dandy until entering mine, then they get all feeble, no idea why
> Taldrue) Head hurts, can't sleep...
"Hm."
One possibility crossed my mind.
"Isn't this because of the crack?"
The pet lava, no, crack in my warehouse corner.
Since it appeared, my head felt a bit off.
Dwarves showing similar symptoms, probably that...
"But why am I fine?"
Maybe from past life 24-hour gallerying, got motion sickness resistance.
Anyway, I proposed medicine to Taldrue as solution.
[Proposed 'Tylenol', 'Sleep Inducer' as trade items.]
- Judak☆) Take these for now
> Taldrue) Thanks Judak!
Taldrue happily completed the trade like he knew I'd fix it.
Thud!
At the same time, the Kilgrod Dwarves' Upright Justice Whatever legendary sword dropped in the warehouse.
Humm.
Felt like the holy sword shook oddly.
No emotions, but seemed uncomfortable? Imagination?
"Anyway, dwarves' headaches should be fixed by now?"
Didn't solve root, but those meds work instantly.
About an hour later, opened gallery thinking it was done...
- Taldrue) Sorry Judak, dwarves won't take it
> Judak☆) What?
> Taldrue) (Image of painful symptoms on Tylenol packaging)
> Taldrue) Seems pride acting up from looking weak on the pain pic
> Taldrue) Reject saying they're tough without that, what to do?
So, pride keeping them from taking it?
Taldrue posted looking troubled.
Seen rejecting meds doubting efficacy, but believing yet skipping cuz looks weak? First time.
But I knew the perfect fix.
- Judak☆) No prob, got a way
> Taldrue) Oh! What is it?
> Judak☆) Let's shoot an ad
Just change that perception.