Chapter 20
Chapter 20
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 20
Chapter Title: Folk Remedies and Flashbangs
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Isekai Destruction Gallery Episode 20
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- Judak☆) Why the hell are you pouring milk meant for drinking on your wounds?
ㄴ Author) A priest told me to do it.
ㄴ Judak☆) Why??
ㄴ Author) Because milk is white, it drives out the devil's curse embedded in the wound, apparently.
ㄴ Judak☆) You fucking bastard.
Isekai folk remedies were truly something else.
They made curses fly unfiltered from my mouth, even though I never swore.
What was this, any different from putting a gun to your head and threatening to kill yourself in front of me?
Title: Stop!
Author: Judak☆
(Frog meme with hand firmly outstretched)
(Medieval frog meme sobbing and shooting an arrow at the sky)
Everyone, make a big decision and stop!
- Ah lol, "Stop" is unavoidable.
- Gotta stop this one lol.
- But what are we supposed to stop?
ㄴ Judak☆) Ah lol, please stop one-shotting that bleach bottle in front of me.
If they knew what they were doing, that'd be one thing, but they didn't even know—that made it impossible to ignore.
I tried to hand out medicine first, but a fundamental question hit me.
- Judak☆) But seriously, why the hell are you doing that???
ㄴ It's white and holy.
ㄴ They said to do it.
ㄴ Tree sap contains the forest's vital energy, didn't you know?
ㄴ Agreed! Judak is totally clueless!
ㄴ Judak☆) Fuck.
Now I kinda get why this isekai is doomed.
"Everyone's been doing the 'never get hit even once' challenge."
It doesn't matter how OP the character is.
The culture was to delete your character with all sorts of idiotic folk remedies the moment even 1 HP got shaved off.
Nothing else explains it.
I was too speechless to even type in chat when the church jumped in and started making noise.
Title: Is Judak Afraid of the Church's Growth?
Why do you keep committing acts that go against the Lord's teachings?
Milk is holier than any substance and a sacred medicine with healing properties.
Judak, you have already joined the ranks of heretics.
Cease deceiving the brethren with this false information any longer.
My head was ringing.
It's hard to talk with someone who only knows a little.
But when they know absolutely nothing, it straight-up blocks your words.
"Is this isekai logic?"
I almost spewed curses but calmly left a reply instead.
- Judak☆) Milk is medicine?
ㄴ Author) Isn't that obvious? It's white. White means good, and good is healthy for the body, so how could it not be medicine?
ㄴ Judak☆) How many people have you healed with that method so far?
ㄴ Author) Three out of ten brethren endured the devil's curse and returned to our side.
So, 30%.
That was actually surprising.
"No way three survived?"
Pour milk on the wound, slather it with flour, and 30% survived.
Isekai must just have killer genes.
Maybe that's how humanity survives this world war—with treatments like this.
ㄴ Judak☆) So what about the other 70%?
ㄴ Author) The weak who couldn't overcome the devil's curse.
ㄴ Judak☆) What?
ㄴ Author) They returned to the devil's embrace, sinners who couldn't reach the Lord.
Miracle logic right there.
I went back to the previous post and proposed a trade to the knight who said he was wounded, leaving a comment.
[Proposing 1 Fusidin, 1 bottle of disinfectant, 1 pack of cotton swabs, and 1 pack of waterproof bandages to Knight Lloyd.]
- Judak☆) Don't do stupid shit, use this.
- Judak☆) Unless you want real infection and die from it later.
But I overlooked something.
The roots of an established religion run deep.
ㄴ Author) Got it.
ㄴ Judak☆) ?
ㄴ Author) My family has believed in the Lord since my grandma's grandma's grandma—lifelong faith—so church treatment feels right.
Even when I offered it, he refused.
No, I even saw multiple posts doubting it.
- Hmm, if Judak seems braindead, upvote lol.
- Th...@ One bottle of milk heals in one shot, right...?@!!
- For real lol, why use that weird steel can when perfect milk treatment exists?
ㄴ Judak☆) Fuck, you apply what's inside, not eat it.
"Ah, I can't take it anymore."
I finally couldn't hold back my anger.
[Flashbang] - 134 points
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Title: Important Announcement Regarding Healing Bait
Author: Judak☆
(Flashbang exploding meme)
(Red and blue flashes popping off repeatedly, eye-searing meme)
Isekai Gal attention!
Recommendations 54 Disrecommendations 999+
[Comments]
- Argh!!!
- Full HP Elf★) Why! Why...! Why...!!!
- Ah!!!Fuck!!!You!!!
- Why do this for real!!!! Stop!!!!!
- There must be a reason!!!
ㄴ Judak☆) You sane now?
ㄴ Arghhhh! Arghhhh! Blinding! Blinding!!
ㄴ Soon-to-Die Vampire★) I don't know what you're excited about. But this looks like a festival.
Everyone except the unflappable Soon-to-Die Vampire took internal damage and rolled around the gallery.
"Ah, screw healing, should I just give up?"
Took them to the water and now the horse is complaining?
Made me think about quitting right there.
But not everyone in the gallery blindly believed that treatment.
- Fallen Noble Lady) ㅇ︿ㅇ
- Fallen Noble Lady) Judak... could I maybe have some of that Fusidin...?
The gal who traded a bed for tuna cans last time approached me.
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Evelyn Ophelia.
The noble lady of the Ophelia Ducal House.
But that was all in the past.
"Ah... it hurts..."
Evelyn sat trembling on her bedroom floor, thigh slashed.
Blood from the wound ran down her thigh, soaking the carpet.
Not deep, but can't leave it untreated.
She tore the curtains as best she could and tied them tight above her thigh, but that wouldn't solve it.
"Sob, shouldn't have gone out... shouldn't have been curious..."
It was just another ordinary day.
Peeking through the curtains like spying, counting ceiling patterns to fall asleep.
"I miss family. Or anyone..."
Evelyn suddenly felt crushing loneliness.
Family conscripted in the Great War.
Servants who left.
Wondering where they were.
No, if they were even alive.
"...Mommy."
But was that such a big sin?
She'd just mustered courage to go to the garden for the first time.
Ran into a magic beast that day, thigh torn, nearly died.
Evelyn couldn't catch her breath from tension.
"Ah, gonna puke."
Bleeding was getting worse.
Head spinning, but if she let go, she'd really die.
Floundering awkwardly on the floor, panicking—that's when it happened.
- Judak☆) Don't do stupid shit, use this.
"...?"
Judak handing something to some gal in the gallery, sounding frustrated.
Strange items: paper with cloth attached, liquid called disinfectant.
"Really, those tiny things heal wounds...?"
Seen a knight treated before.
Even filling a tub with expensive milk yielded poor results.
Knight miraculously recovered but could never walk again.
And these little things?
"No, Judak saved my life before. This should be easy for him."
Evelyn shook her head slightly.
Right now, she needed a practical plea for help, not arrogant doubt.
- Fallen Noble Lady) Judak... could you share some with me too...? ㅇ︿ㅇ?
She gritted through the pain and posted.
ㄴ Judak☆) Yeah, take it.
Judak registered the items in trade without any demands and hit accept.
"...Giving it so readily."
Evelyn hesitated, then added a pretty flower from the garden to the trade.
[Items safely delivered.]
Then Judak's items arrived.
Medical kit packed with bandages, adhesive bandages, disinfectant, Fusidin ointment, and more.
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Title: It's really healed! O ◇ O
Author: Fallen Noble Lady
(Thigh wound meme from back then)
(Thigh wound healed meme)
(GIF thumbs-upping wildly with both hands, beaming)
When the magic beast slashed me, I really thought I was done for.
But I applied the medicine Judak gave me, slept, and woke up—healed overnight!
Thank you!
Really really really thank you!
You've saved me twice now.
You're the absolute best in the world! //ㅇㄱㅇ//!
- ??? How??
- Healed with a scab overnight??
- That wound was deadly, how'd you survive?
- Glad you're better!!
- That stuff actually works?
- Is Judak a dragon or what??
Fallen Noble Lady posted her recovery like a log.
Showing the wound heal impossibly fast in no time, the gallery erupted.
Gals who swore by milk treatment even unto death had their minds broken, and they started seeking me out one by one.
Title: I'd Believe Judak's a Dragon ㅇㅇ;
Mass-produces food and hands it out daily.
Brews booze and hands it out daily.
Makes impossible magic and smashes waves.
Now heals wounds overnight?
lol yeah~ I believe it all now~
I'd believe Judak's suddenly a dragon~
ㄴ For real, too lazy to doubt anymore.
ㄴ Idiots lol, I said Judak seemed right from the start and you denied it lol.
ㄴ This guy's old post) Judak, no way overnight healing, braindead ㅇㅇ.
ㄴ lololol idiot lurker.
ㄴ Total idiot...
Title: Judak, I'm that knight from before.
(Head slammed on floor, legs in air meme)
Really sorry.
Save me just once.
- Judak☆) With words alone?
ㄴ Author) Really sorry! Won't act cocky again!
- Judak☆) With words alone?
ㄴ Author) Sorry for eating market food all this time and doubting!!
- Judak☆) With words alone?
ㄴ lolol spear and shield.
ㄴ lololol no way he's helping.
ㄴ Better not act cocky ㄷㄷ;
ㄴ Author) Wanna kill my past self.
ㄴ Ah lol go take a milk bath lol.
ㄴ Offer your wound some milk lololol.
Title: Where'd the church guys crawl off to? lol
Strutting around, now not even a peep lolol.
ㄴ Ah lol, gotta dip from shame.
ㄴ Gotta calm protesting believers lol.
"Right? Why not believe sooner and suffer?"
The gal pouring milk on wounds realized the severity when the area turned blue like milk.
But I didn't want to just help anyway.
I'm not a volunteer group—why keep helping someone who rejected me once?
"Can't just ignore them though..."
Perfect medicine for times like this.
I grinned and wrote a new post.
Title: Ahem, knights from the knight incident, come here.
Author: Judak☆
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ㄴ Lloyd) You called?
ㄴ Judak☆) Mm-hmm, there you are.
ㄴ Lloyd) Please forgive this lowly one for slandering your foresight.
ㄴ Judak☆) Mm-hmm, sure sure.
ㄴ wtf lol what are these guys doing.
ㄴ Knight's still kinda lololol.
ㄴ Judak☆) Here, take it.
ㄴ Judak☆) (Sinister-looking red potion meme)
ㄴ Judak☆) Good stuff. Slather it thick on the wound and endure.
ㄴ Lloyd) What... is this...
ㄴ Judak☆) This?
ㄴ Judak☆) Albochil.
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