Chapter 152
Chapter 152
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 152
Chapter Title: Bring More of This
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[Title: Bring More of This]
(Elf slamming the desk meme)
No, bring it all!!
[Upvotes 2025] [Downvotes 150]
- Wow, every kind of kon out there
ㄴ Fact) Elf kons outnumber any other race's kons
ㄴ So, honestly... I think it's cute...
ㄴ What are you even saying, gallum gallum?
ㄴ Mint choco love/hate real quick
- But didn't give any to the elves?
ㄴ Huh? Fr, why'd they end up like that?
ㄴ Fact 2) Elves smell like booze so they drink holy water too
ㄴ Inkiyaak!
ㄴ Nyaak elkiyaak!
“Having a blast, huh.”
One week after normalizing the Sludge Beast outbreak.
The gallery was in an uproar demanding more disinfectant.
The gallery's nature leaned toward the extreme, but seeing posts about eating it was just hilarious.
“That just means they're interested in hygiene.”
No way they'd actually eat disinfectant, beast or not.
While I was deep in galling, a woman with red hair that suited her approached from afar.
Especially those indifferent golden eyes... so mysterious...
It was Yongyong.
“The building's all done, but not sure if it's to your liking.”
Yongyong stepped aside confidently, revealing a serene two-story house.
A medieval inn vibe—nothing flashy, but not shabby either.
“Perfect. Here's the money as promised.”
“Hehe, thanks.”
Hiring Yongyong out of nowhere as a construction worker was the best call.
She cleared the rubble with magic and built the whole thing in under three days, solo.
She took the money with obvious delight.
“Didn't know you did work like this.”
“Truth is, this is my first time getting paid.”
“Huh?”
“I've been getting food, clothes, and shelter from kindhearted humans all this time.”
She meant the top floor of the magic tower built by Zi Pok Law Mage.
No matter how you sliced it, it wasn't voluntary.
That top floor was even prepared for me.
‘Now it's a hangout for lost stray dragon kittens, though.’
“How's the inside?”
Yongyong proudly showed off the cafe interior.
It was just as satisfying.
Dragons toy with all sorts of things over endless boredom, so they had real skill in architecture too.
‘Though it feels like a design from centuries ago.’
“Perfect again.”
“Hehe.”
If anything, better.
The cafe was just for show.
I planned to hire some random staff and run it half-assed.
Right as I was checking the interior, with Yongyong beaming weirdly at my praise—
-Ding
A bell rang—someone entered.
“Um, are you opening a shop here?”
A young woman in ragged clothes.
Seemed like she'd lost her home temporarily to the Sludge Slime rampage.
“Want a cup?”
“...Yes! Thank you.”
I had zero plans to work, but she was shivering from the cold, so I decided to brew one.
“Boss, that's...”
“Drip coffee. Only one flavor.”
Fancy menu? Nah.
Whole beans, one-trick pony.
Amid two pairs of curious stares, I brewed and handed it over.
“Thank you so much...”
With the neighborhood in ruins, my intact shop was the only game in town—makes sense.
She wrapped herself in a blanket, clutching the coffee tight, sniffling.
Then, as she went to sip—
She suddenly gawked at something, mouth agape.
“Huh, h-heck.”
“Hm?”
Following her gaze: a bottle of disinfectant by the entrance.
Her eyes trembled as she looked at me.
“B-Boss, that...”
“Oh, yeah. Help yourself if you need it.”
“Really? Thank you!”
Out on the streets like that, hygiene was probably a pipe dream.
Her face lit up as she dashed over with her coffee to the sanitizer.
And with a smile, poured the sanitizer
into her coffee.
“?”
What? She picking a fight?
Staring in shock, she beamed and bowed repeatedly.
“To share such precious holy water... thank you so much...!”
“No, but what are you...”
“Huh? Oh! I'm just so hungry right now...”
She smiled shyly, then beamed brightly.
“I thought drinking holy water made by Lord Judak might kill the hunger!”
“Fuck.”
“Eek, bad word.”
Her answer transcended imagination—I ended up cursing right in her face.
*
No wonder the disinfectant was selling like hotcakes.
They called it holy water, but who knew they'd take it literally.
“Got distracted with construction for a bit...”
The gallery's like a cat.
Checking past posts one by one was even worse.
[Title: Lol caught the criminal]
Caught the robbery suspect last time, got a confession with holy water this time
(Him denying he's the robber meme)
(Suspect screaming as holy water hits his face meme)
(Admitting he's the robber so stop already meme)
Screaming from Lord Judak's holy water?
Lol found the perp!
[Upvotes 5392] [Downvotes 12]
- You're a damn genius!
- Whoa this guy's a genius?
- You should just be the empire emperor ㅇㅇ
- Imo this is Judak's alt. Explaining usage cuz he's fed up
ㄴ Whoa spot on
ㄴ Fr
ㄴ Not Judak* fuck
[Title: Humans really are baldy lol]
(Spraying disinfectant in the air and sniffing meme)
(Dunking clothes in it like perfume meme)
Smell it—straight soju scent, right?
Obvious fashion item for important formal occasions?
And duh, for anxiety relief or mixing in drinks?
You idiots lol
[Upvotes 1922] [Downvotes 3021]
- So frustrating but kinda makes sense
ㄴ Poster) Lol gotta admit it?
ㄴ Fucking right
ㄴ (Elf grabbing ears meme)
- But why baldy, elf bitch?
ㄴ ‘H’air growth lol
ㄴ Wanna die for real?
“Jeez...”
At this point, I was impressed.
How have they survived?
Full-on idiot gallery.
Or "Why Hasn't Isekai Destruction Happened Yet Gallery."
[Notice: Disinfectant Notice - Read...jpg]
Poster: Judak*
Me
Wanna die?
Use it right
(Disinfectant back label instructions meme)
Don't drink or overdose ffs
[Upvotes 9999+] [Downvotes 102]
- First time seeing Judak curse this much lol
- He was such a wholesome guy at first, no swearing...
- Lord Judak's an idiot lol
ㄴ Trying to hog the good stuff!
ㄴ Yeah yeah!
ㄴ Judak*) (Lifting elf by ears meme)
ㄴ Heeeek
Even my own notice post didn't work.
They even scolded me for being clueless.
“How do I even handle this?”
Part of me wanted to let it slide.
But if I did, someone'd overdose or worse, die.
“Stupid gallery... still love ya...”
Guess this was my lot as the Judak of this kinda gallery.
Might even be a plus for me.
The more rational and calm the gallers, the less fun the gallery.
Gallery fun scales with sheer idiocy.
“Even better...”
I calmed down and organized my thoughts.
“Maybe stop spraying disinfectant altogether?”
No spray, no eating.
But its uses were too broad for that.
Can't just not use it every time shit like this pops up.
After some thought, I got it.
“Ah.”
Harsh warnings don't work well.
Especially with "never"—the gallery does the opposite.
[Edit product listing?]
“This should do it.”
I tweaked the warning text a bit.
*
- Put holy water on the market now
- My asshole's patience ain't infinite ㅇㅇ
- Judak if you keep this up I'ma plant one on ya fr ㅇㅇ;
- Isekai Judak Sexual Harassment Gallery
Around when the "disinfectant = holy water" nonsense spread.
I couldn't fix it quick.
Weird folk remedies popped up, demand swelled needlessly—then I listed it on the market.
[New item added to the Marketplace!]
- Dri!Di!Er!
- Holy water drop!!!
- Gonna drink holy water and max health
Gallery went wild.
As crowds swarmed the market and clicked to buy—
!Warning!
*This item is a hygiene product for cleaning purposes.
*Market takes no responsibility for misuse damage.
The stark red warning glared.
Not "don't do it"—just "we're not liable."
Naturally, first reactions were cognitive dissonance.
- Wait holy water but can't drink...?
- Ain't we supposed to drink it to purge unclean vibes?
- Smells like booze tho why...?
I never called it holy water myself, but the public image stuck hard.
I didn't bother correcting or explaining.
“They'll interpret it their way anyway.”
Any words can be spun.
Soon enough, gallers started debating interpretations themselves.
[Title: Why You Can't Drink Holy Water EU]
Holy water purges unclean vibes? ✓
But why's Judak saying don't drink?
Thought long and hard...
(Priest pointing forward meme)
You perfect good guys?
Never sinned once in your life?
That's why no drinking holy water
You're not fully clean now or ever
Drink it and it'll purify your unclean ass entirely
Even church bigshots were rotten
No living thing but Judak can drink holy water unscathed, I declare
So unless you're on his level, don't
Still drink? Natural selection
[Upvotes 6499] [Downvotes 102]
- This is it
- Whoa got it in one
- Yeah this fr
- What about babies?
ㄴ Our gallers don't know human nature theory?
“Huh, well...”
Didn't expect that interpretation.
“But good outcome's good.”
I poured hot water over finely ground beans above the drip filter.
Deep, steady coffee aroma filled the cafe.
“Aaah... cozy.”
“How's that, easy?”
Teaching Penny how to brew coffee.
Gotta have staff to run a shop.
Dryer couldn't with her face wanted.
Penny eagerly volunteered.
“Yeah, I'll do my best.”
I patted her grinning head, wrapping up the lesson.
“Let's open briefly as a test run today.”
No plans to pour time into cafe ops.
I, the throne, had the heavy duty of gallery management.
Opened the door planning just an hour.
-Ding
Customer came right on cue.
“Wel, welcome to Cofma Gall!”
Penny nailed the greeting she'd practiced.
Cafe name: Coffee Minor Gallery.
Her slight stutter was kinda cute—I smiled.
-Clang!
Sudden drop at the entrance.
Turning startled—familiar face at the door.
“Customer?”
Red-haired woman staring shocked.
Dragon Will Die was the first patron.